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I wanna frick President Barbie.
She thicc
Saw it last night, if you view it with the right perspective it shows how rough men can have it and how cunning and deceptive women can be. Kens, we are Kenough.
Pseudointellectual: the tweet
>positively seething
direct hit.
>tweet
it’s called a xeet r tard
Hello bald head girl
Ken did literally nothing wrong except celebrate before his victory was secured.
I saw it with my fiancée who has been looking forward to the movie for months and desperately needed a win, so I kept my opinion to myself, but it’s got a very skewed message for men/women in the audience.
>women: you can be anything you want, don’t let men decide for you
Okay, sure.
>men: be grateful we let you exist as second class citizens, say thank you for whatever scraps we throw your way, and never try to rise above your station.
Fricking stupid.
But since it’s a movie for girls and I doubt they’ll read into it beyond surface level, they can have this one.
that might be the message of the movie but it unironically made me more proud to be a guy, especially the scenes that were supposed to joke about how men have it better in the real world
>>men: be grateful we let you exist as second class citizens, say thank you for whatever scraps we throw your way, and never try to rise above your station.
>Fricking stupid.
do you think perhaps this was their intent? to make men come away thinking this was an incredibly unfair deal, then perhaps realize that this is how we treat women in society?
>then perhaps realize that this is how we treat women in society?
But women aren't even treated that way?
For such a preachy movie, I find it insane the point goes over so many guys heads.
>the Kens didn't even have property and slept on the streets!
Women couldn't have a bank account 2 generations ago. They even spell it out for you at the end of the movie.
>eventually the Kens eventually reached the same rights women have in the real world
>Women couldn't have a bank account 2 generations ago.
Well it’s a shame they didn’t make the movie 2 generations ago when all of their grievances would have actually been relevant
Cringe af
You are not welcome in my mojo dojo casa house
i see this a lot, young women, not even 20, screeching about grievances women faced hundreds of years ago and taking it out on men.
>what is satire?
Dog incels are so moronic.
why are you talking with your dog lol
is he the only who can stand you lmaoo
>For such a preachy movie, I find it insane the point goes over so many guys heads.
It goes over some heads, but it's also a moronic perspective. Men and women face unique challenges in the modern world, and while women get top billing for correcting those problems, men do not because of historical male domination that no longer influences the well-being of most men.
>women couldn't have a bank account two generations ago
False. Women have had accounts, owned businesses, held property in their own names, since at least the 18th century in colonial America. The number of woman owned taverns and boarding houses was quite considerable, if you need examples.
Pic unrelated
>eventually the Kens eventually reached the same rights women have in the real world
you should have realized how moronic that is since it’s their reply to asking for a Ken Supreme Court justice iirc
A woman was almost elected president and plenty of women are on the Supreme Court. Women in the real world have the power the Barbies claim they don't. And even if they didn't why is Barbie world treating Ken's as Second class citizens regardless? It's like a revenge thing but shouldn't you be the change you want to see? If anything they should have made things equal in Barbie world to have the positive message that both sexs can get along and be fair to inspire its audience. Why leave the film on a message of separation, women feel good you get to treat your other halves as slaves in a movie and men feel bad we would treat you like shit if we had all the power.
It's nonsensical to try to attribute that kind of subtlety to a movie that trots out America Ferreira to do her usual bit of bludgeoning the viewer over the head with a bullet-pointed list of the movie's "message" in monologue format as hard as possible.
And if that *was* on their minds as a point, they undercut it completely when they played the lack of an actual feminist-nightmare Patriarchy IRL for laughs. Ken fills his head with feminist Theory ideas about how the world works and the very next thing that happens to him is getting treated like a crazy person by an established female Doctor when he tries to put it into practice. The scene simply would not be funny if the viewer harbored the notion that Women were *actually* second-class citizens in the real world we live in in their heads.
If a woman does something traditionally done by men, they get 10x more praise for it.
>do you think perhaps this was their intent? to make men come away thinking this was an incredibly unfair deal, then perhaps realize that this is how we treat women in society?
My gf has basically said this to me, and there's some heavy-handed narration at the end of the movie that says something to the effect of
>the kens will be treated more equally when women in the real world are treated equally
which would sound nice except the kens are drastically less equal than real women. This is exemplified by a scene where the barbies are taking back control of the government and one of the ken asks, "could we have just ONE supreme court justice?" and the barbies tell him to go frick himself. Meanwhile, in the real world, we had the first women on the supreme court over 40 years ago. The kens are homeless, for frick's sake.
The movie can't decide if barbieland is supposed to be an analogy for the real world or a silly fantasyland and trying to have it both ways at once makes all the awkward preaching hard to take seriously.
It was a movie for moms and their daughters.
The real way to interpret the movie is that Ken after discovering the realities of the world, and how everything is made up by the strongest, returns to Barbieland and creates his own values and imposes them on others. It was a good move, everyone was happy when he was in power. Only after Barbie kidnapped and brainwashed other Barbies they started hating Ken.
>I saw it with my fiancée who has been looking forward to the movie for months and desperately needed a win
Cringe relationship.
disgusting Black person
Didn't get psyopped into taking the so-called vaccine, won't get psyopped into watching this shit.
Only watch it for Goose. Otherwise it's cringy
Only when they release a version that cuts out every irrelevant non goose scene and replaces it with a text summary
If I do it, will you pay me?
In (You)s the most valuable curency we have
Ryan “Goose” Gosling is a homosexual who refused to show the US flag on a moon landing movie because he said it was a global achievement, not an American one.
You too are a homosexual for believing that bullshit happened
>bootlicking hollywood celebrities like they’re your fricking friends or give a shit about you
just proved my point.
>bootlicking
lol, lmao even
>not believing the moon hoax equates to liking a israeliteood actor
What?
Imagine being this level of stupid, clearly a two-digits IQ
Nah he just acknowledges that the moon landing is a scam
First of all First Man is a great movie, and second the movie isn't about the moon landing, its about Neil Armstrong.
You’re right. But it’s also worth noting that the controversy wasn’t even true. The flag is seen tons of times in the movie and it can be seen on the moon as well. The whole thing was a fabricated outrage and /misc/tards are still falling for it almost 5 years later.
>first animal in space - USSR
>first satellite in space - USSR
>first man in space - USSR
>first man on the moon - US
Hmmmm
Cool, the Soviets were able to kidnap Nazi scientists.
and americans the israeli ones.
>israeli
>implying soviets were the only ones to poach Nazi scientists postwar when the us space program was literally founded on the backs of Nazi scientists and research
>who is wernher von braun
muh moon landing is the biggest amerishart cope. you are still falling for propaganda that's literally older than you are
Were the Soviets giving the Americans help with their space program?
Yes, it was motivating them. If the soviets didn't give a shit about space, the americans wouldn't either
This is like claiming that a handjob and dry humping is better than sex.
>sex is better than a handjob
you've never had sex before
Theres no way you believe this
Idk I've never had sex
he’s me fr
A race is to the finish line you dumb Black person
Stay mad
>akshully the goal was to put a man on the moon!
Wrong, no one's won yet because no one's gone to Mars
A "race" has a set start point and end point. The space race was to the moon, not to the edge of the fricking known universe. You 2 are mentally disabled and belong on LULZ now go back.
>the moon is the finish line of space
Yep, great point well made. All other intermediate checkpoints are completely arbitrary and meaningless and there is literally nothing beyond the moon so who cares right! USA! USA! USA!
The USSR lost the space race and by the end of this decade, the perfidity of Putin’s Russia will ensure the fricking Indians have more robust space access than the former Soviet states.
thanks for reminding me to add you to my filter list homosexual
Oh shit, I'd forgotten about that. What a gay.
Henceforth I'll refer to him as "good goy gosling".
The footage for the landing was received in Australia before being transmitted worldwide.
You marketers are such counts. And so is the goose now for agreeing to this shit.
Grow up beta
Enjoy your two-hour commercial.
Already did
Here
Thank you anon
Can't un-suck a dick, vaxxie. Enjoy what's coming.
There isn't a single person in the world that regrets NOT taking the vax lmao
Because they're all dead
Lmao good b8 moron. I got through covid unvaxxed while being a skinnyfat alcoholic and smoking. Not my fault you got vaxxed for a fricking flu
Ironic how antivaxers that actively tell you what they think about the vaccine are always these weak ugly freaks, it's a good way of outing your opinion as unimportant but I still always find it pretty funny. Most people don't even care about the vaccine anymore it's old news, get a hobby or interests or something to do man kek stop getting so upset
40%+ global excess mortality coinciding exactly with the release of the mRNA injections, though surprisingly not with the actual covid-19 virus pandemic itself for which its most virulent and deadly strain had been around for an entire year. And we just don't know what's causing it! you're lucky dead people have no regrets.
Bro it's 2023. No one cares anymore you're barking about a 2019 issue. The virus you're talking about is called COVID-19 not COVID-23. Move on. It's genuinely getting sad at this point
Ok, and?
says the increasingly nervous vaxxie
imagine equating a israeli gene modification population control vaxx to a trendy movie about a toy. Youre the reason the right wing gets stereotyped as stupid
Not my fricking problem.
>gene modification
Lmao. Maybe go back to 9th grade biology class, moron
The jabs are gene therapy, not traditional vaccines
I assume you've never asked an honest person if they think you're intelligent
>YEAH IDK WHAT MRNA IS LOL
mRNA is just an intermediate step in protein synthesis. The vaccine is just doing what a normal vaccine would do, but skipping the first step (where an immune response is provoked by an antigen) because you cannot get any information into the cell except by mRNA. Like how LDOPA is one of the only ways you can get dopamine across the blood-brain barrier, mRNA is one of the only ways you can get
IDK why everyone pretends they are a molecular biologist all of the sudden. mRNA doesn't alter the genome, its part of protein synthesis.
mRNA doesn't even enter the nucleus, how in the frick is it going to change the genome?
>he doesn't see anything wrong in watching a film adaptation of a girl's toy
You're just as dumb as him
It’s got a good message. Both genders have unique problems and challenges, being a man sucks, being a woman sucks, being a human sucks but there’s also a lot of greatness in it. Barbie movie is unironically B&R
I’ve yet to see any woman get that take from this movie. It’s always “boo hoo we’re still so oppressed by men”
That’s because most women are moronic
what is B&R
Baroque and romantic. Basically movie styles
t. Kinogay
bro what? The movie is about women being "oppressed" and shit even though women are literally hard wired to get wet at the thought of being dominated by a attractive man
Not all women are the same, take some time to talk to a few from different archetypes.
nah ur just a moron who takes everything at face value
virgin hands wrote this post
Being a virgin is a good thing you homosexual/woman
shitton of men get wet from being dominated as well, its human nature to be subject to someone else's will in certain or even all aspects of life. ofcourse it differs from human to human, but we are all like that, we're fricking morons and thank Heavens for that.
the way i see it is that that movie is about balance that is almost unachievable, in barbie world women are the rulers and they cannot take it be any other way around -- it is a basic human flaw. it parallels with the real world where man don't want to 'lose' control and allow qualified women into certain positions because muh patriarchy. on hte example of brainwashed barbies doing whatever Kens want they show the current brainwashing in our society of forced diversity by any means and how a lot of people simply follow this stupidity without a thought in their mind, but it is shown in negative light, something that must be changed. i dont get how you morons see the movie (most dont even bother to do that) and say some bs about barbie world being shown as an ideal world when it is exactly what our world and society is being criticised for.
in the end, i see barbie as a dommeresque critique of our society where actual positive and somewhat radical change is perceived as impossible. not some 'women rule and men bed' bs you want it to be.
>in barbie world women are the rulers and they cannot take it be any other way around
In barbie world all the women are instantly thrilled to be "under" Patriarchy the minute someone else tells them to be and equally thrilled to be back in charge when a different someone else comes along to tell them that's what they should want instead. Only the Kens are ever shown to be capable of being discontent in spite of what another person tells them they should want and enjoy.
Spicy take
The movie is unintentionally redpilled, seems obvious to me but because it was written and likely proof read by women so
it never occurred to them.
you're wrong. almost all Kens are content in being accessories to Barbies, only one finds that it's not that good. same way as only a handful of Barbies find it impossible to live under Kens 'patriarchy'. Kens love to be under Barbies, it's exactly the same as all redpillers same about women. and kens according to thw hole doll canon actually are supposed to be nothing more than mere accessories to Barbies, same as it is believed women are to men in our world.
>In barbie world all the women are instantly thrilled to be "under" Patriarchy the minute someone else tells them to be and equally thrilled to be back in charge when a different someone else comes
exactly as the vast majority of Kens. Ryan Gosling came and said patriarchy is cool we are kangz and they became redpilled morons, Barbie Margo came and said actually no, we are the best but you are *kenough* and they started thinking that they don't need shit in terms of equal rights since they are *kenough*
>Only the Kens are ever shown to be capable of being discontent in spite of what another person tells them they should want and enjoy
if that was true, then there would never be the overthrowing of Kentriarchy and there would be no return to Barbies ruling Barbie world. do you even read what you write you moron?
>all Kens are content in being accessories to Barbies
What about gay ken?
>gay Ken
His name is Allan
Allan cannot be forgiven for betraying the Kens.
The people responding to you appear to be bitter spinsters. You're totay factually correct.
finally SOMEONE said it
yeah this was my interpretation. It felt odd though and took me a day to get there. With how explicit all the characters were when complaining about their lives, you’d think they could have made the resolution more obvious for morons like me.
But like one anon said, it feels two generations late.
Also none of the human characters needed to be there
Tbh it wouldn't have been as well received two generations earlier. I think it would have become a cult classic like the Rocky Horror Picture Show since the culture at the time would have openly mocked it for being gay.
Yeah for sure. That’s why it’s weird. The movie broadcasts too many messages all at once and doesn’t synthesize them very well in the end IMO. And the plot point where Ken goes to the real world and somehow interprets it as an oppressive patriarchy sours those messages because that’s just not the way things are anymore
>B&R
Breaking & Raping?
The rant about what women face can almost literally apply to men as well
Just replace every instance of "Women" with "Men"
Only the topics such as being "thin" or too "thin" don't really apply to men
The issues men and women face in this film are only relatable to insecure people who lack a strong foundation in christ
For sure a contender for the most pointless film of the Year award
And remember, self-love is a meme
not the same. and if you think there's any equivalency at all, then I dub you king of the brainlets.
Dang, you're so cool and alpha. You're totally not just some loser who's too afraid to go to the movie by himself because he has no one that will go with him
I’m only vaccinated against PSYOPS and IDEOLOGY. In a sense, I am also self-vaccinated against BEING A b***h.
>all these seething shills
good job anon
I refuse to consume goyslop in any shape or form
this but for oppenheimer
some asiatics got blown up, so what?
Man youre so cool and special and unique and sigma bro. Youre like a modern day hero bro, not everyone could simply not watch a movie, this is so fricking admirable and inspiring. Please tell me more about why youre so special and unique bro
Hey morons...
Hollywood telling you women are right, ever, is a psyop, always.
>Lives in fear
Ngmi
Based, look at all the butthurt vaxxies responding lmao
for me, it's the simple things in life
like the unmistakeable unhinged seething from moderna mogged individuals in these replies
just love to see it
BASED
https://honkfm.com/on-air/track/1886/there-i-ruined-it-johnny-cash-sings-barbie-girl/
Fearmongering kek. My based Kenergy is way too powerful to get caught lacking on this shit. I turned this motherfricking city on. ME.
The fact that you have to say this in the first place shows how weak you are, and what dredge the right is cursed. No, of course you won't go and see the movie. Of course you won't give money to leftoids and israelites. That's a given. You don't have to say this. Based? Common sense is based now? This isn't some titanic struggle that you're having. You're just not funding out literal enemies. That's it.
It's a dumb, on the nose lib feminist funny movie about a toy and Ryan Gosling is hilarious. It's not that serious.
Do you think it would have changed the course of history had they used some bodybuilder Arnold type actor for ken
when's it out on the interweb
Kenbros, does anyone have the I am Kenough Wojak?
No. Frick you. You don't need that shit.
How does his chest look so much better than everything else? Wtf
Ryan Gosling is a genetic freak. What would take you 5+ years to achieve in the gym (and that's being optimistic) might take him around 6 months. Still, worth trying to get his bod
>might take him around 6 months
How the frick would you know? He's been fit forever
I know myself
it took me way longer than 6 months, actually
t. he's a hollywood actor and uses drugs and personal trainers paid hundreds of dollars an hour to achieve his body goals
He's smol tho
Post body
Shut up about the vax
I’m trans btw, not sure if it matters :/
>being weak ugly freaks is a good way of outing your opinion as unimportant
nobody tell xir about leftists
do people consider this as a good physique? I'm about there, a bit bigger
it’s plenty good for natty normies
Ever heard the weird theory that gosling is an early ftm troony?
no because he was a child star in Canadian TV shows
I bet he slayed as a kid
is he bogged now?
I wish I looked like that guy
Bro, Ken went to the real world and learned that he had the capacity to change things the same way the Barbies are supposed to teach girls that they can do anything then he went back to Barbie land explained his ideas and took power democratically. W movie should have ended there lol
The separation between his pecs is getting worse. Careful Goose!
how is it possible that women don't understand that all that shit that makes their lives "harder" is literally other women's expectations and that men don't care about their wealth or competence, just loyalty and fertility?
Am I honestly the only one who think he does not look good in this picture? Especially when you know he is way too old for the part. Also terrible lighting.
You are either blind, baiting, or moronic
How do I legit find my Kenergy?
It was always inside you. You're kenough
>checked
The digits were not lying.
Holy based dubs, I’m just Ken and I’m enough brother.
The Kendom is within you. We're all gonna make it brother
I heard in the movie Barbie lives in a Barbie World where men are himbo slaves of women.
But then their Barbie World becomes corrupted by some irl little girl finding out about patriarchy.
So Barbie goes into the real world to investigate and Ken decides patriarchy is cool and introduces it to the Barbie World.
Then Barbie overthrows Ken and the Barbie girls take over the Supreme Court and laugh at the boys for thinking they should be represented on it too and say that maybe they'll allow men to have some seats on lower courts.
This is actual stuff in an actual movie.
Sequel for second Ken rebellion and permanent patriarchy when?
how do these old guys stay so fit?
money, drugs, don't have anything else in life to do.
Gosling is so fat in this movie, is this really all it takes to impress normies? I am leaner and more muscular than him, and I am dyel. America was a mistake. Some overweight, mid-faced guy is now a supermodel, on the same level as Margot Robbie?
You know he's hot, don't fight it - embrace it.
post body, unironically
lmao post body, this is what I look like and when I sit down fat gathers, unless you're very low bodyfat that happens. I've seen it with skellyfrens too.
He looks 100x better than you SARM goblin. You look like you escaped a government laboratory with that smaller, skinny, pale, and acne-ridden body of yours. Ryan Gosling himself would think you're a a dyel on tren
>still hasn't posted body
>thinks I'm on sarms
lmao, cope, seethe, and perhaps dial 8?
Post yourself in the same pose
You won't
I just need someone to tell me that I am Kenough bros…
Bro, you are KENOUGH, I can feel your kenergy, you Ken do it my fellow KEN
I appreciate it very much, Kenbros. We can cultivate our Kenergy together.
You Ken do it bro
>ywn join Ken and his bros to work out
>ywn enjoy a brewski beer in ken's mojo dojo casa house with the rest of the bois after a good workout
You're welcome in my mojo dojo casa house anytime frend
/fitards/ instead of sucking hollywood dick google Hari Nef
Kinda fricked up that the only sexual tension gosling displayed in the movie was between him and the troony. What did the director mean by this?
Ken is unironically supposed to be an incel nice guy.
I haven’t seen the Barbie movie, but I’m really digging this Kenergy. IST has been sliding into /LULZ/mode for a few years now, but those days are over. The Mojo Dojo Casa House era of IST is upon us, bros.
Preach bro. We are all Kenough. We are all gonna make it.
I'm pretty close to a Gos bod and feeling good about it
>all this talk about a shitty movie and its divisive message
Can we all agree Joker was the kino movie because it's message was SOCIETY?
Everyday I wake up and thank god that I'm a white man who doesn't need endless propaganda to cope with my inferiority complex.
Fricked how they humiliation ritualed Ryan Gosling and made him say that a man is attractive, also how they humiliation ritualed the Asian Chang by having him sit there while the man stroked his hair
You guys want a beach-off? I'll beach you all off right here, right now in front of everyone!!!
Just got done watching it, was shit and pozzed. Ken memes are funny though
As mentioned, the only reason to watch this movie is Goose
I’m gonna be hearing both sides whine about the vaccine for the next 10 years, huh?
In real life hardly anyone even talks about it anymore. Normal people are capable of moving on. It’s a good reminder that this place (and the rest of the internet) do not really reflect the real world. I think a lot of people just use for IST to express the edgy stuff they’re too scared to say out loud. It’s fun sometimes, but it’s not real. I don’t think people even really believe the stuff they post here most of the time. I just hope that through all the ragebait and the shitposts that these anons know deep down that they truly are Kenough.