Female co-worker texted me this. Have I officially made it?

Female co-worker texted me this. Have I officially made it?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Giddy

    no, you have to kill her before you make it

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick and tired of chicks going around saying stuff like this and getting off with a slap on the wrist. Kill the b***h and use it for evidence in court.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw kissed my female coworker after office party 2 months ago

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      checked
      Did you follow up with her or did you just pretend it didnt happen?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw end horrible relationship with psychopath BDP girl and new girl starts at my job who looks similar to her
      >tfw she’s up my ass all day everyday and doesn’t talk to anyone else
      >tfw squeezes my biceps
      >tfw her area has boxes of pens but she comes to me to get pens just to talk to me
      >tfw begs me daily to get lunch with her, to hang out outside of work
      >tfw pushes more and more the more I reject
      >tfw thunderstorm and she needs ride home
      >tfw invites me into her apartment
      >tfw we kiss for 5 minutes and then she says she wants to stop
      >tfw I don’t want a rape accusation so I oblige, we hug and I go home
      >tfw 2 days later she’s told the entire place I raped her
      >tfw now she’s friends with everyone at this job and part of the leaked in highschool social group there
      >tfw I’m harassed and demonized by nearly everyone
      >tfw to make the most of a shit situation had plans to have a friend shoplift well over $10k of merchandise in a single day
      >tfw it never happened and I had to take the L on it and spend the next few years overcoming my fear of women despite having multiple hot b***hes hmu constantly to try and hookup or date
      >tfw finally date again after 5 years, girl is getting rid of my fear and showing me not all b***hes are insane
      >tfw she threatens to cheat on me so I break it off
      Well I’m no longer afraid of women, but I don’t think I’ll ever trust one. Don’t shit where you eat anon it’s literally not worth it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon and female coworker sitting in the tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depends if she's hot or not.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've not been complemented in years. I reckon you've made it.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    invite her for reviewing jazz albums

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw self employed and no sexy coworkers to harass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can harass females on the internet.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone check OP for a second cell phone

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based op cheating on his wife with the office sloots

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i will never experience this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just get lean

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't work. it's face and height above all else

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you are cringe please kill you're are self

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill me please

    Well you'll have to come over if you want to reenact the scene, sweetie

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