>be eurofag
>get 12 free PT treatments with my healthcare plan
>been having issues with my rotator cuff and neck anyway
>always too stubborn to get help but decide fuck it i’ll make use of free shit
>sign up on their website citing neck/shoulder issues
>get an email back with my appointment
>they assigned a woman to me
>look on their website and she has a description but no pic
>search her name on facebook and find out she’s mid 20’s, IST and hot as fuck
>not used to talking to hot girls let alone have one touch me closely and press up on me
>afraid i might embarrass myself by popping a boner
what do bros. anyone who went through something similar? did the woman do a good job and did they have enough strength?
she expects you to pay for the happy ending
I got a massage a few years back and the masseuse was some hot blonde in her 20's. She made sure to shove her titties in my face and spent a lot of time on my abs, felt pretty good.
>be female
>learn a skill instead of be a whore
>Work hard through school and establish self in field
>Hope to be respected and help people
>Go into work one day
>Austistic neck beard sitting on table
>Complains about easily preventable overuse injury
>Nervously grinning and eye fucking you
>stalked you on social media and knows where you hang out
>Creepy vibes, not listening to what youre saying
>Couldn't be more turned off
>'hey so you wanna go get coffee at 3pm on a weekday'
>Think to yourself wow this guy's fucking pathetic
>Cancel future sessions and warn other females at the practice
okay i deserve that sure, im just a former neet trying to reintegrate back into society. besides the grocery store i don’t talk to women, i have no desire to make the uncomfortable if anything it would make me uncomfortable
pro-tip: start by treating them friendly but unsexually to be on the safe side
start with only allowing a bit of flirty stuff when they can feel safe and easily disengage - in a public place + where there's other people nearby + where they can just walk away
later as you train your atrophied social skills, you'll be able to better detect when she's not feeling it (or worse), so you can afford to be more flirty, and in more situations than the "completely safe" ones
You cannot teach an autist how to into signals from other people. It just won't take.
there's most likely "hardware" autism, but there sure is a lot of "never got the practice" spergtism that benefits tons from exposure therapy in a safe way
What about when they can't escape, you know, because of the implication?
>'hey so you wanna go get coffee at 3pm on a weekday
This hits too close.
Imagine being this fucked up
>be eurofag
>be on welfare
>not know how to talk to a woman without getting a boner
I suspect OP is some Lovecraftian nightmare mutt breed of Paki poojeet
She's gonna think you're a pussy for having a hurt neck. But for real get the cob webs off your ass and get out in the yard and do some yardwork- there's your free physical therapy.
pic or didnt happen
"ay bb lemme clap dem cheeks"
and then we fucked.
just do that OP, works every time.
>be me
>generally don't sleep with women often
>shag a female friend raw
>couple of days later discover rough red patch on side of helmet
>panic.gif
>call up the clinic, make appointment
>enter clinic
>waiting room full of total degenerates
>fill out form from front desk and take my seat in the room of wasters
>avoid eye contact, resigned to total embarrassment
>my name is called, loudly, to the whole room (thanks)
>it's a hot milf doctor woman
>oh boy
>"come with me"
>yes ma'am
>"I hope you don't mind, I have a junior shadowing me today, is that okay?"
>why the fuck not let's have a party
>junior is a 18yo med student babe
>"so what is the trouble?"
>describe ailment
>"pull your pants down and let's have a look"
>get dick out
>realise I haven't shaved my pubes all year
>I'm a very hairy man and my crotch is no excrption
>get my jungle-covered dick examined by milf and barely-legal teen together
>turns out it's just a spot of friction burn
>mfw
>get my jungle-covered dick examined by milf and barely-legal teen together
damn nibba, trim that shit if someone's gonna be looking
You don't get boners from strangers touching you. It will be uncomfortable if anything.
Unless you are a degenerate that hopes for something else underneath (and nothing will happen between you two, so false hopes, the most probable thing is that she will think you are a creep)
you watch too much porn OP. go in, get the PT done, leave. not hard. treat it as if it was a guy.
Do it bro. You’re clearly a permavirgin so enjoy the close contact for what it is.
If it’s the broad in your pic I’d be feigning injuries to have her rub her cute little tennis ball tits against my back and chest.
You got this bro
Heb haar op LinkedIn berichtje gestuurd van deze thread. Succes kankermongool
Lmao waarschijnlijk is het niet de vrouw op OP pic
>look on their website and she has a description but no pic
En je noemt OP een kankermongool lol. Zal ze leuk vinden zieke autist dat je bent.
Definitely nobody reverse image search the OPs pic and let her know this creep is coming in.
Shit like this is why I would never want my gf working a public facing job, in fact this is why Muslims treat women the way they do. God I never want to have a daughtwr
It really is why we do it
Just remember she's probably getting rawdawg'd by some douchebag. All that nervousness goes away whem ypu realize they are just dumb sluts addicted to dick
I work at a PT clinic and I've touched people all over at that place. I can tell you there's nothing sexy about it. It's just kind of weird and awkward.