>finally gather up the courage to talk to the receptionist
>the gym lesbian was at the counter flirting with her
Frick
>finally gather up the courage to talk to the receptionist. >the gym lesbian was at the counter flirting with her
>finally gather up the courage to talk to the receptionist
>the gym lesbian was at the counter flirting with her
Frick
Hott.
What kind of pussy are you that you need to gather courage to speak to a fricking receptionist?
>never tipped the gym receptionists
>always given attitude at check in
>new qt3.14 recptionist starts working
>as I walk in the other receptionist wishpers to her
>be friendly to the new girl her while the uggo glares at us
it's more complicated than you think
>mogged by a fricking lesbo
>never tipped the gym receptionists
what the frick
dismantle the US already
lurk moar before posting
I've been here since 2006 you ameriBlack person
go away, I want (you)s
>never tipped the gym receptionists
She's already getting paid you american moron.
tipped the gym receptionists
Never understood it , always tipped , always got good service....
>free towels
>free shorts
personally don't know how you can tip but maybe its because im not in America and shit...
>never tipped the gym receptionists
Your nation stability relies on begging and the generosity of people
Funny thing is, when you are fit and handsome, you get plenty of chances to spill your spaghetti, until you eventually learn how to handle women.
absolutely true, I literally cried in public at my gym and after I got fit they all still want to frick me
I've done so many embarrassing things and yet I can go on dates with girls from there in my shitty car
Why cry?
This is essentially how I plan on losing my 29 year old virginity. Get so in shape and lean that it gets harder and harder for me to frick up as I get more and more chances with women who try to flirt with me more and more. I'm at around 290 right now down from 490 and women are starting to actually notice I exist and it's weird.
>29 year old virginity
Oh wow, I lost mine before I ever started lifting at 15. Do you think lifting is really gonna help?
25 year old virgin here
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Goteeem
Yes, considering I used to be a 500 lb shut-in for several years, and now I'm essentially famous at my gym and looking better week by week. Without the weight loss I'd still be a complete shut-in without any hope.
I almost lost mine at the age of 7 but I started crying and he let me go out of his truck.
>290 right now down from 490
I got a little under a hundred left to lose at my frame and 6'1, I'd say. Been somewhat lucky with extra skin.
Lucky that you can use it to glide like a flying squirrel?
> I'm at around 290 right now down from 490
That's awesome dude. Well done.
Yep. I'm a total sperg and I've had plenty of chicks. 70% of the time, they make the first move.
Yeah, I was an incredibly autustic spergy teen but I have a chad kind of frame and back then was that twinky bodytype girls like so still got laid thank god. Now I'm 200lbs, hairy and thinning head hair so only appeal to gays and gilfs.
blackpill is irrefutable
He has gay face.
>Taking a shitpost seriously
Twink max and have both of them.
They probably would have been down for a threesome
I always tip the gym receptionist $10 or so because I'm too lazy to unrack the bar and put my plates away. Especially on deadlift day. I also sometimes just leave heavy dumbbells on the floor rather than put them back into the rack. If I didn't tip I'd be getting called out for that kind of thing.
troony dyke
>Doubles or nothing
>tfw you look up the gym receptionist online after she seemingly gave sex eyes and squeezed your bicep only to find out she’s in a relationship
>gym pred is voreing in the squat rack again
>gym lesbian only lets me frick her in the ass so she can retain gold star lesbian status
🙁