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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like what they would feed prisoners in a scifi show

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are very likely funding Ind*ans or Can*dians

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    farts

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    low methionine
    high carb
    low protein digestibility
    high phytic acid

    They're still great, but you asked for flaws.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      low methionine isnt necessarily a flaw, considering it activates the proaging pathways

      People who eat these are the scrawniest, most moronic swarths on planet earth

      and lives the longest

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In what world are Indians or other lentil eating fricktards living the longest

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          blue zones. the number 1 common aspect of all longest lived peoples is eating a cup of beans everyday.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the blue zones are fraudulent and owned a religious organization. not real

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wat? you are saying that these little towns in italy and japan coordinated a ruse? sound's doubtful

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the diets are not accurately reported and they are likely not real longevity areas

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FWIW my grand-grandma is 102 years old and my family is from a blue zone, the diets I've seen reported from the people in my are appear to be highly accurate. That being said, those articles don't tell you that when you're that old you're functionally moronic and likely actively want to die peacefully ASAP.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *in my area

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                which blue zone. i suspect youre larping but ill entertain your dellusion

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sardinia, why would I be LARPing? It's a shithole

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a shithole
                exactly my point here. even if the longevity is real who knows if it has anything to do with diet. and do you mean to tell me sardinia doesnt eat a lot of meat and dairy?

                they are historically poor areas without birth certificates. the number of centenarians goes down to almost nothing after they have better birth records. its probably just people faking their age for elderly benefits

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This pic is paradise
                Cured meats
                Cheese
                Olives
                Chubby girls

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tbf it's an Italian meme that Sardinian girls are the hottest in the country.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And BTW this chart is somewhat bs, most people around here eat waaaay more meat and fish than this, ultraelderlies included. This chart doesn't even mention alcohol, which is a huge deal.

                https://i.imgur.com/Nt52lrQ.png

                >It's a shithole
                exactly my point here. even if the longevity is real who knows if it has anything to do with diet. and do you mean to tell me sardinia doesnt eat a lot of meat and dairy?
                [...]

                I was just typing this as you responded lol. I don't really think it has much to do with diet, my great-grandma had to be physically active well into her 80s because there was shit to be done in the house, this and eating enough protein could be the biggest factors, but this is just my schizo theory.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >5% meat fish poultry
                when they asked about red meat they only asked about beef not lamb if its from the source i think it is. would be much higher if they ask about lamb

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >5% meat fish poultry
                when they asked about red meat they only asked about beef not lamb if its from the source i think it is. would be much higher if they ask about lamb

                This has always been the case in rural areas in Europe and many other places, meats have been a very small part of people's diets. This was often through lack of availability more than any dietary choice. Well stocked supermarkets are a very recent phenomenon.
                Add in the manual labour element and you actually end up with a healthy human being that doesn't die prematurely from self-induced diseases and bodily malfunctions.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when you're that old you're functionally moronic
                That doesn't sound like much of a change for me.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How do you know that?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they are historically poor areas without birth certificates. the number of centenarians goes down to almost nothing after they have better birth records. its probably just people faking their age for elderly benefits

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but how do you know that?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/704080v1.full

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the blue zones are fraudulent and owned a religious organization

              Wtf are you even talking about. All they did was look at the areas where people live the longest. They probably all have different religions

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i said its owned by religious org
                >Adventist Health acquires Blue Zones | Adventist Health

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Blue zones argument is fricking moronic though.
            Okinawans for example, morons thought post-war diet was what they had always eaten and the reason they were healthy and long-lived.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In what world are Indians or other lentil eating fricktards living the longest

        Shit, there was a good infographic on various races of men and it was IST or something and it is about how indians have really shitty body composition that is encoded in to their DNA. (no, this inforgraphic is not the one about how the body absorbs things from the environment and how indians literally excrete shit from their pores.)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      High carb?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you serious

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mine only have 100% more than protein, which is moderate carb.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not what moderate means

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit yes they're high carb. So are beans. 100g of cooked lentils are like 40g of carbs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >carbs bad
      Spotted the dyel

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The tiny french ones take forever to cook. Good with pork and cloves though.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because they produce DYELS like vegans and south asians

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People who eat these are the scrawniest, most moronic swarths on planet earth

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've only seen fugly, weak Indians eat this shit with their shit crusted fingers
    >inb4 that's not poop that's just their aryan skin tone

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not as versatile as beans

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am (Orthodox) fasting and i eat lentils with jasmin rice almost every day, the only vegan that tastes good.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to eat a lot of them. 200g (dried) will usually be only like 700 cals/40g protein, but it's a massive volume of food once you cook them.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    indigestible

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dyel food

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love spanish lentil stew so much its unreal

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    makes you smell like a jeet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Come and say it personally. I just ate lentils

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's why I stopped eating them, loved that shit as a kid

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the staple of 4ft skinnyfats everywhere, dig in sar

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing died to produce them. By eating meat you are absorbing the soul of the slain animal and empowering your vril. Legumes, beans, seitan... it is all empty. It contains protein that can be used to nourish the body but it does enhance your vril. This displays itself In the body, not just in your spiritual power.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neither lentils or any other legume except maybe peanuts sit well in me.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Little teeth-shattering stones occasionally are mixed in that are hard to see in the darker lentils.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legumes are peasant food
    Eat meat, dairy, fruit, and honey to mog seed-eaters into oblivion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meat was mtor food
      Eat beans and laugh in ampk when methionine consumers entered their grave and you remained

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