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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >casual with kids around
    >sexy with wife around
    >me and the bros drunk af

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the second inappropriate for kids? They need to be inspired by muscle most of all

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that it's inappropriate, I just don't care about being sexy when I'm playing with my kids, plus bulge issues

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wear a speedo while playing with my kids at family swim. I love the dirty looks fatties give me

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean parents. Parents give you dirty looks. I wouldn't let you play with my kids when your basically wearing underwear. Your own kids? Sure. But around other peoples kids you should be more modest and cover up

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wearing a swimsuit while swimming!?! The scandal!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              USA ?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you lying about having kids? have a nice day, loser.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's to hide the boner

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speedos are terrible for that
          Why are you getting boners at family swim

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because women AND girls are naked. The bible says that a woman is naked when
            >uncovers the locks of her hair and makes bare the thigh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything else is cringe and sus

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is a squarecut swimbrief better than a triangle cut swimbrief?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          hiding your thighs is gay.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about? Anything beyond this and you're just being homosexual. I can understand a slightly higher cut still being nice but there is no need unless you're a homosexual

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just like ho free my movement feels in swimbrief, i don't see a difference

            More money doesn't mean no morals, and no morals doesn't mean more money

            Your grandfather sounds like a failure of a parent if all his kids came out as degenerates. You can have your idea of a good life for your daughter.

            You can't control them afterall. You can wish for them the best, teach them all they need to know, get them a degree. All women will ride the wiener carousel. It's part of their learning and growth. You might as well teach her how to manipulate men and take advantage of her womanly/tomboy powers, rather than raise a submissive "daddies trad princess" who gets fricked every weekend but can't keep a man more than a month because she's boring and not fun to be around

            True but great income requires sacrifice, and the ultimate goal should be a happy family.

            Because triangle cut shows your asscheeks and that's for homosexuals

            Not really

            My wife sees me naked and all other prostitutes don't deserve to see my body

            Valid

            Well bye, taking my eldest wrestling class.OP out

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            We wore less for water polo

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because triangle cut shows your asscheeks and that's for homosexuals

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ISTicizen showing his bulge only to his bros
      I don't think you can ever "make it" anon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My wife sees me naked and all other prostitutes don't deserve to see my body

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/tJXBvUF.jpg

      Fundoshi

      Wrong

      https://i.imgur.com/v75A2xA.jpg

      These are the only swimwear a man should own

      Those are walmart shorts. Not swimwear.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree women should wear these to swim, but men should wear a speedo

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah wear a diaper when you're standing hard next to a normal 6'0 guy look like a hard baby boy

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans think speedos are inappropriate
    Puritanism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speedos are no different than underwear. If you wouldn't have some random guy in underwear around your kids, speedos are no different.

      I would totally have naked women around my kids, so female bikinis are fine.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You want your daughters dressed like prostitutes. Disgusting

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon just wants grand childen can you blame him

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's what women are going to do. It's so commonplace that she becomes an outsider if she doesn't.
          As a father It's my job to make sure she can attract a nice rich chad husband so he can deal with her shit forever. If she's ugly or prudish it hurts her chances of finding a HVM

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If all women dress like prostitutes my daughter will be seen as special when she does too
            I may not be rich, only make about 120k but bikinis are such a turn off

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Low T

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the pool, just don’t be a fricking creep and it’s fine. Guys have dicks, the only people that want to make sure that is never known is guys with tiny penises and prude women that are offended by every stupid thing.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Swimming in thongs is the best feeling ever.
          Wife likes how I look in them, though tbh that's just bonus and I would wear them no matter what.

          People have no idea what normal sized dicks look like. If we'd swim naked that wouldn't be a problem.

          i have a small penis and small package, having a nicely built body never fixed it for me
          so the only way for me to be able to enjoy the swimming without being hyper selfconscious is using the first two

          is probably average size.

          Speedos are terrible for that
          Why are you getting boners at family swim

          He's an underage teen. I'd get them anytime back then.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is probably average size.
            14cm length
            11cm girth
            my penis is painfully thin, the girth is considerably below average
            it is even worse when talking about flaccid, i never had the courage to measure it, but that tiny bump when using smaller swimwear have me on the verge of tears, it really aggravates my depression
            even though i'm decently lean and built, i have 0 confidence to go to the beach/pool unless i use the first two options

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry bro maybe the lobster can heal you.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you can't find a girlfriend, become the girlfriend 😉

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man I wish men wearing thongs was normal. I'm not even gay.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want to wear them.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, rock it

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wear top left exclusively and i will never be psyopped into doing it differently
    cope seethe etc

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must be fat or have no wiener. Wear a burkini so we dont have to see you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same dude. Those are normal swim trunks. This board is full of trolls and homosexuals who have nothing better to do with their time than waste it here. I hate it here.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fundoshi

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cotton swimsuit feel too weird imo opinion but acceptable

      Low T

      I find dignity sexy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but you only make 120k so your opinion is irrelevant. I'm sure there is an Amish trad girl who would agree with you. My daughter needs 500k no less. That way I don't have to hear about them having financial troubles ever

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Im already married with kids, so eh. Raise your girls to be materialistic and see what they become

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao let me guess? She will become a prostitute!!!!!

            Oh no.... my daughter will be sought after by high value males who will take care of her.... oh no......

            I'm going to teach her to have her fun and then find a beta buxx. As that's how all women should live. Have fun in college and then settle down with a guy like you (except richer) and drain him of his money. If she's unhappy, divorce take half and move on to the next beta buxx

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah i am sure she will suceed, not become just another OF prostitute who waste her youth and ends up alone and miserable. After all there are so few girls looking to score rich dudes.

              I just want my girls to find men of good morals who they can build lives and families with

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I just want my girls to find men of good morals who they can build lives and families with
                Same here, but with rich men

                We are no different. Except you want your daughters to accept mediocrity. I dont.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I consider a good life with a family more valuable. My grandfather made 7figures back in the 70s and 80s. And his kids were all degenerate wastes and it took me years to build myself back from that. I dont want my family to merely repeat a cycle of degeneracy

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                More money doesn't mean no morals, and no morals doesn't mean more money

                Your grandfather sounds like a failure of a parent if all his kids came out as degenerates. You can have your idea of a good life for your daughter.

                You can't control them afterall. You can wish for them the best, teach them all they need to know, get them a degree. All women will ride the wiener carousel. It's part of their learning and growth. You might as well teach her how to manipulate men and take advantage of her womanly/tomboy powers, rather than raise a submissive "daddies trad princess" who gets fricked every weekend but can't keep a man more than a month because she's boring and not fun to be around

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a moron if you can't figure out this guy is just being a troll. Stop feeding into it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh i know. I am evangelizing my ideology

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well the double as underwear and all you really need to make them is cotton cloth and about 2 minutes with a sewing machine. Then you have a custom fit pair of no-elastic or microplastics underwear that can be worn in a dozen diffent fashions by just tying it a little diffent.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are the only swimwear a man should own

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to go to a swimming pool in France and they literally banned board shorts. I felt oppressed and discriminated like I was a black in 1950s America

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a small penis and small package, having a nicely built body never fixed it for me
    so the only way for me to be able to enjoy the swimming without being hyper selfconscious is using the first two

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason people oppose speedos

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is probably average size.
      14cm length
      11cm girth
      my penis is painfully thin, the girth is considerably below average
      it is even worse when talking about flaccid, i never had the courage to measure it, but that tiny bump when using smaller swimwear have me on the verge of tears, it really aggravates my depression
      even though i'm decently lean and built, i have 0 confidence to go to the beach/pool unless i use the first two options

      Stop watching porn.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, porn has ruined so many mens self image. That shit needs to be banned

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today in OP is a fricking homosexual

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >carrying what other people think of your outfits
    you need to be 18 and older to be here

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