the difference between hiring an escort and being so horny & desperate you frick a 3/10 slam pig off Tinder
No you have this wrong. What I did is creating a make shift pussy for a single use and low investment. What OP did is invest time and money into a latex sex doll modeled after a woman meant to replace human companionship which he has to clean and care for, buy clothes for, meaning he has accepted having no b***hes. My sponge pussy is more akin to getting an escort whereas OPs frickdoll that he literally buys outfits for is just that, an elaborate masturbation tool. You say “so horny and desperate” when the blatantly clear reality to everyone else seeing this thread is OP spent over $300 on latex, clothes, and lube as a means of replacing human intimacy while I was just bored and used what I had in my bathroom. There’s a 50/50 chance he has named it and cuddles with it at night. His doll is meant to replicate human intimacy, my sponge pussy was just a means of busting a nut. Furthermore
https://i.imgur.com/nOTZR0y.gif
Actually my daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to be pathetic by using someone else's mouth
Could have just rubbed one out with your hand like a normal person but instead you pathetically scrounged around the house for cleaning belongings to MacGyver a pocket pussy
>OPs frickdoll that he literally buys outfits for
My fricking sides. We got a fap professor over here. You are right though, a 5 minute nig rig Fleshlight isn’t nearly as pathetic or desperate as having a plastic girlfriend. Shit, I’ve even fricked a glove stuffed into a role of toilet paper with the cardboard removed. At least I didn’t date it
>My sponge pussy is more akin to getting an escort whereas OPs frickdoll that he literally buys outfits for is just that, an elaborate masturbation tool. You say “so horny and desperate” when the blatantly clear reality to everyone else seeing this thread is OP spent over $300 on latex, clothes, and lube as a means of replacing human intimacy while I was just bored and used what I had in my bathroom. There’s a 50/50 chance he has named it and cuddles with it at night. His doll is meant to replicate human intimacy, my sponge pussy was just a means of busting a nut. Furthermore
Honestly I can’t even argue against this. I was going to shit all over you but that’s sound logic. You are still trying to defend fricking a sponge though
not reading all that, but you could have taken the time instead of typing it to do some work for money and use that money to buy a real sex toy instead of fricking a sponge, moron
Yea escort rates are $1000 for an hour with a decent one here (america) and require personal dox information. frick that. and a non-escort can cry retroactive rape 15 years later and send me to prison and ruin my life. no fricking thanks
Sponge fricker will have zero evidence, OP has effectively given up on ever meeting a woman. Sponge fricker is still a degenerate coomer but there’s a big difference between that and this
https://i.imgur.com/yZxzJf9.jpg
Starting off at 34 lbs
level of commitment. Sponge fricker can still have b***hes spend the night without fear of them finding his ass ram 3000 frick doll
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No you have this wrong. What I did is creating a make shift pussy for a single use and low investment. What OP did is invest time and money into a latex sex doll modeled after a woman meant to replace human companionship which he has to clean and care for, buy clothes for, meaning he has accepted having no b***hes. My sponge pussy is more akin to getting an escort whereas OPs frickdoll that he literally buys outfits for is just that, an elaborate masturbation tool. You say “so horny and desperate” when the blatantly clear reality to everyone else seeing this thread is OP spent over $300 on latex, clothes, and lube as a means of replacing human intimacy while I was just bored and used what I had in my bathroom. There’s a 50/50 chance he has named it and cuddles with it at night. His doll is meant to replicate human intimacy, my sponge pussy was just a means of busting a nut. Furthermore [...]
>And I fricked a rubber glove rubber banded between two sponges today
I’ve seen people post these before I’m going to do this tomorrow kek
He's using an actual sex toy, you fricked a sponge and a glove.
[...] >And I fricked a rubber glove rubber banded between two sponges today
I’ve seen people post these before I’m going to do this tomorrow kek
I did it with socks instead of sponges. It's shockingly intense on your glans (I'm uncircumcized) and it can bring you to orgasm extremely quickly if you want it to.
I was actually thinking about workouts that involved cooming.
Like standing hip thrusts with a band around your hip and to the wall or whatever.
Bridges with a Fleshlight attached to something above your hip.
Dumbbell raises but with a fast and shallow movement for fingering.
>this homie bought clothes for his frick doll
I won’t lie this is a bit much. And I fricked a rubber glove rubber banded between two sponges today.
He's using an actual sex toy, you fricked a sponge and a glove.
>actual sex toy
its an actual masturbation toy
You act like buying a piece of rubber to jerk off with is somehow less pathetic?
Actually my daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to be pathetic by using someone else's mouth
You sucked your daddy's dick?
You didn't?
Of course anon I'll be right happy to show you!
the difference between hiring an escort and being so horny & desperate you frick a 3/10 slam pig off Tinder
At the end of the day you are still fricking a rubber hole which is pathetic no matter how you slice it. At least put the rubber in a woman.
>tfw I haven't
it's over... billions must scrub...
No you have this wrong. What I did is creating a make shift pussy for a single use and low investment. What OP did is invest time and money into a latex sex doll modeled after a woman meant to replace human companionship which he has to clean and care for, buy clothes for, meaning he has accepted having no b***hes. My sponge pussy is more akin to getting an escort whereas OPs frickdoll that he literally buys outfits for is just that, an elaborate masturbation tool. You say “so horny and desperate” when the blatantly clear reality to everyone else seeing this thread is OP spent over $300 on latex, clothes, and lube as a means of replacing human intimacy while I was just bored and used what I had in my bathroom. There’s a 50/50 chance he has named it and cuddles with it at night. His doll is meant to replicate human intimacy, my sponge pussy was just a means of busting a nut. Furthermore
I'm not reading that. You fricked a sponge and a glove.
sponge fricker
Kek. At least he ain't yt chicks. They fk dogs
Could have just rubbed one out with your hand like a normal person but instead you pathetically scrounged around the house for cleaning belongings to MacGyver a pocket pussy
holy cope
>OPs frickdoll that he literally buys outfits for
My fricking sides. We got a fap professor over here. You are right though, a 5 minute nig rig Fleshlight isn’t nearly as pathetic or desperate as having a plastic girlfriend. Shit, I’ve even fricked a glove stuffed into a role of toilet paper with the cardboard removed. At least I didn’t date it
I’m glad someone understands
I wouldn’t bother, it was a nice nut compared to my hand but it still pales compared to being with a woman who you love.
Basically
>My sponge pussy is more akin to getting an escort whereas OPs frickdoll that he literally buys outfits for is just that, an elaborate masturbation tool. You say “so horny and desperate” when the blatantly clear reality to everyone else seeing this thread is OP spent over $300 on latex, clothes, and lube as a means of replacing human intimacy while I was just bored and used what I had in my bathroom. There’s a 50/50 chance he has named it and cuddles with it at night. His doll is meant to replicate human intimacy, my sponge pussy was just a means of busting a nut. Furthermore
Honestly I can’t even argue against this. I was going to shit all over you but that’s sound logic. You are still trying to defend fricking a sponge though
Jesus buddy you kind of prove the point when you respond with an essay on why it's different
witnessed
not reading all that, but you could have taken the time instead of typing it to do some work for money and use that money to buy a real sex toy instead of fricking a sponge, moron
>I have standards!
>piece of silicone
>axtual sex toy
God made sex toys
They are called women
Yea escort rates are $1000 for an hour with a decent one here (america) and require personal dox information. frick that. and a non-escort can cry retroactive rape 15 years later and send me to prison and ruin my life. no fricking thanks
Sponge fricker will have zero evidence, OP has effectively given up on ever meeting a woman. Sponge fricker is still a degenerate coomer but there’s a big difference between that and this
level of commitment. Sponge fricker can still have b***hes spend the night without fear of them finding his ass ram 3000 frick doll
>I fricked a rubber glove rubber banded between two sponges today
Grim.
>And I fricked a rubber glove rubber banded between two sponges today
I’ve seen people post these before I’m going to do this tomorrow kek
it’s like having condom sex with a woman except the veganal walls are made out of sponge
>The chad sponge fricker vs the virgin frick doll
LOfrickingL
Can confirm. It’s not bad though if you heat up some coconut oil as lube
Wtf wouldn’t you just frick your gf, weirdo?
I did it with socks instead of sponges. It's shockingly intense on your glans (I'm uncircumcized) and it can bring you to orgasm extremely quickly if you want it to.
Yeah but it’s still not as great as actual pussy. That intensity is boosted like 10 fold with a real woman, at least for me
Because sometimes I just want to bust a nut and be alone
homies out the pen going on a dime and still busting inside of fifis, baka
Giving "You're fricking your gains." a new meaning.
Where’s her penis
You guys laugh but when this guy gets up to 225lbs there's no woman he won't be able to standing-frick (that he'd want to, anyways)
>yeah i'm iinto fitness
>fitness fake pussy
I wish I didn't live at my mom's house or I'd buy one
I was actually thinking about workouts that involved cooming.
Like standing hip thrusts with a band around your hip and to the wall or whatever.
Bridges with a Fleshlight attached to something above your hip.
Dumbbell raises but with a fast and shallow movement for fingering.