Fitness conspiracies

I'll start
>Fast food corporations unironically put addictive substances into their stuff which is why most fatties both hate healthy food and eat so much
>Eating wild animals like pigeons and squirrels is probably healthier than most farmed meat
>Veganism is being promoted because basedbeans have a higher throughput than meat and can (albeit very poorly) count as dietary protein.
Also "all weight loss drugs that are advertised with little to no downsides will frick you over" but that's not even a conspiracy theory it's fully proven at this point.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eating wild animals like pigeons and squirrels is probably healthier than most farmed meat
    Diseases you fricking moron, you need to learn animal health if you're going to hunt your own food

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Non-issue if you cook them thoroughly and don't eat literally anything even if it has necrosis.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >don't eat literally anything even if it has necrosis.
        This is the meta to avoid all food-borne illnesses 100% of the time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry meant everything

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          >Fast food corporations unironically put addictive substances into their stuff which is why most fatties both hate healthy food and eat so much
          No. But most people can't cook well so fast food tastes better. It's also easily digestable because it's so processed.

          >Eating wild animals like pigeons and squirrels is probably healthier than most farmed meat
          True.

          >Veganism is being promoted because basedbeans have a higher throughput than meat and can (albeit very poorly) count as dietary protein.
          No, it's promoted to prepare you for the coming food shortages. Same reason keto and other very extreme exclusionary diets are promoted.

          >No, it's promoted to prepare you for the coming food shortages. Same reason keto and other very extreme exclusionary diets are promoted.
          Keto is way more niche and not as advertised as veganism. You wouldn't think that the diets that involve a bunch of supplements would help you survive a food shortage.

          [...]
          Love doesn't exist, it's all just horniness.

          [...]
          Low test weeb.

          >Love is a psyop
          >Low test weeb
          Impulsive Hispanic detected

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, based.

            Musclegays are such cuck shit, they want women to treat them like subservient children

            Grow up homie NGMI

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              how can I grow up when I’m 5’0 as a 23 year old

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you don't know that you're supposed to cook meat you have bigger problems lol

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the best chicken is the cheapest chicken because its full of growth hormones

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      at this point why don't they cut the middle man and give the populace the growth hormones so that eating the regular chicken nourishes us just as well...Huh?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a good thing though, imagine how fricking small the population would be if that was cut out.
      >4'5 would be the average white men height

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of those are conspiracy theories you fricking moron they are facts shit thread lurk more

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fit women have to choose between having muscles and having breasts - big titty muscle women are exclusively anime fantasy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if they want to keep their bodyfat low while getting those muscles

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bit titty muscle women are exclusively anime fantasy.
      Not quite! WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY! Hear me out:
      >Boobs are mostly fat.
      >fat is the enemy of abs.
      But…
      >fat cells die in extreme cold.
      >some existing cryotherapy consists of cold pads placed on the skin.
      >temperatures can be achieved with ice cubes or deep freezer full of salt water.
      So…
      >cover boobs with beanies for insulation, and shower caps to keep water out.
      >bathe in freezing water for 15 minutes at a time.
      >repeat regularly each day for an extended time.
      >fat cells throughout body die, exposing abs.
      >fat is preserved in boobs, maintaining bigness and jiggle.
      In short, we have the technology to create big titty muscle anime girls with abs and big breasts.
      >plastic surgeons go bankrupt.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, based.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          natty or on the sauce?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pity about the forearm tattoo 🙁

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stigma…

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's "stigma"?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dickenbooty

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        already happened. it's required more skilled doctor to move belly fat to breasts than just put silicone in and done with it though, so it's more expensive and majority of women and their men opt to just silicone in breasts instead to save some money

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn’t suggest physically moving the fat from the stomach area to the boobs, I suggested killing the fat in the belly with the freezing bath while keeping the breasts warm and dry to preserve them. No knife, no surgery, and so long as you keep the sessions to 15 minutes a lot less risk.

          Suggestions for killing the fat cells in my cheeks?

          Snorkel, and a shower cap and beanie on top of your head to prevent brain freeze.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            pretty sure there is already a procedure you can have done where they freeze fat cells, but it has mixed results and can backfire iirc?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It royally fricked up one aging model. If you want to target specific fat, look into ultrasonic cavitation.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Suggestions for killing the fat cells in my cheeks?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fat face? Just age out of it. Your cheeks will hollow out eventually.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends, breast are a mix of fat and breast tissues. My GF use to be anorexic (was once 47kg for 175cm) and her boobs were basically the same as now, healthier and more muscular 65kg. That's because hers are mostly composed of breast tissues. This is also the reason some fat women have no breasts.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop it man, it hurts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the harshest blackpill I have ever seen on this hellsite. Frick you for reminding me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >exclusively anime fantasy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        man i love nip piercings bros

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bolt-ons
        The reason she has those is because she lost her breasts during the roidcycles. Literally a troony.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish turbo tomboys were real

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >food is addictive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fast food is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      high pleasure foods definitely exist, usually carbs + fat, fried chicken, donuts, cake, pizza, macaroni, chips, fries, etc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't sugar just as addictive as cocaine?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zksk0422, jack off to your hearts content.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    drinking soda makes you hate the taste of regular water. i have never been fat but i pretty much always just drank soda all day long. when i stopped drinking soda like 15 years ago, the first couple weeks were miserable because you hate everything you drink unless its fizzy and sugary. i had to force myself to drink water and sparkling water

    i think most people who drink a lot of soda experience the same thing when they quit, but no one talks about it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post. I've never managed to ditch soda completely but everytime I've taken it out of my diet for a few weeks I've experienced the same thing, and going back on it makes water taste like shit again. Want to ditch it completely but I'm pretty sure if I do I'll just not remember to drink enough. Me habitually drinking for the taste is the only reason I don't accidentally dehydrate myself all the time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      grandma owned a store and i drank 3 bottles of coke for free everyday. grew out of it without really trying. then again, the coke formula varies a lot from country to country so your sodas might have way more addictive shit in it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coke is made to not be as sweet as other sodas like Pepsi. The reason is so fatties can drink multiple cans a day without feeling overwhelmed by the taste. One of the many reasons New Coke failed is because it was sweeter, therefore you are more aware of the amount of sugar.

        drinking soda makes you hate the taste of regular water. i have never been fat but i pretty much always just drank soda all day long. when i stopped drinking soda like 15 years ago, the first couple weeks were miserable because you hate everything you drink unless its fizzy and sugary. i had to force myself to drink water and sparkling water

        i think most people who drink a lot of soda experience the same thing when they quit, but no one talks about it

        Replace it with black coffee. It won’t kill the sugar craving but it will help with the caffeine craving and the desire to have a drink with flavor.

        >Fast food corporations unironically put addictive substances into their stuff which is why most fatties both hate healthy food and eat so much
        No. But most people can't cook well so fast food tastes better. It's also easily digestable because it's so processed.

        >Eating wild animals like pigeons and squirrels is probably healthier than most farmed meat
        True.

        >Veganism is being promoted because basedbeans have a higher throughput than meat and can (albeit very poorly) count as dietary protein.
        No, it's promoted to prepare you for the coming food shortages. Same reason keto and other very extreme exclusionary diets are promoted.

        >But most people can't cook well
        It’s because cooking is a pain in the ass and consumes a lot of time. Hence why all societies until 80 years ago had women stay home and prepare food all day. Fast food was only created after the baby boomers thought it would be good for society if women went to work. Now both genders are miserable and eating garbage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soda is cancer, used to drink dew day and night now I can't stomach a sip of anything carbonated

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fast food corporations unironically put addictive substances into their stuff which is why most fatties both hate healthy food and eat so much
    It's just salt. Healthy food doesn't usually have much salt in it, but once you get used to it then it starts to taste a lot better,

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What they do is they grind the salt fine, getting more flavor from less salt. This also makes the flavor more instant, and it goes just as quick, so you want that next bite all the more.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, it's sugar. sugar actually is addictive and you'll notice sugar, or some alternate such as corn syrup, is in almost everything premade/fast food

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the truth. Food companies have known about the addictive properties of sugar for a long time and have engineered ways to stuff in as much sugar as possible without the product becoming revolting.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is no way a food company would do something like that. They want you to be healthy so you can keep eating food.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know this is bait, but they would much rather you drank 10 cans a day and died at 34 than you like to your 60s from 1 a day. It's just math, and the sonnet the better when profits are involved

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    true, it has been 10 years since I "fell in love" with a girl and despite her not being in my life anymore, I still have vivid dreams of her every once in awhile. I can't imagine other women the same as her, I immediately look at their hips and breasts and imagine fricking them silly.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fast food corporations unironically put addictive substances into their stuff
    I doubt it. I've tried every single major shitty fast food restaurant and none of the food was impressive nor addictive.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fast food corporations unironically put addictive substances into their stuff which is why most fatties both hate healthy food and eat so much

    This isn’t a conspiracy moron, this is publicly accessible information backed by science

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    not true
    fell in love, got dumped, resented women
    fell in love again, happier than before, never looked back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if i got dumped, i could do it again. but when you lose the person you love, and you loved each other until the end...i don't know if i can love again

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fast food corporations unironically put addictive substances into their stuff which is why most fatties both hate healthy food and eat so much
    No. But most people can't cook well so fast food tastes better. It's also easily digestable because it's so processed.

    >Eating wild animals like pigeons and squirrels is probably healthier than most farmed meat
    True.

    >Veganism is being promoted because basedbeans have a higher throughput than meat and can (albeit very poorly) count as dietary protein.
    No, it's promoted to prepare you for the coming food shortages. Same reason keto and other very extreme exclusionary diets are promoted.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Love doesn't exist, it's all just horniness.

    [...]
    true, it has been 10 years since I "fell in love" with a girl and despite her not being in my life anymore, I still have vivid dreams of her every once in awhile. I can't imagine other women the same as her, I immediately look at their hips and breasts and imagine fricking them silly.

    Low test weeb.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is that really true? Can men only fall in love once? Oh no

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sounds like an interesting story, what would one search to discover this 'webcomic'?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Fast food corporations unironically put addictive substances into their stuff which is why most fatties both hate healthy food and eat so much
    Thats a fact you clown

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking moronic, >>>/b/ tier thread

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women will put they're asses in front of you
    >for attention or as a little pick me up

    Proof
    >be stationary cycling keeping my bpm at 200
    >45 minutes into 90 minute
    > blonde blue eyed who usually wear lose fitting clothes sees how much sweet I'm drenched in
    >gets on treadmill right in front of me with an almost empty 20 others
    >starts wiping her face with bottom of her shirt which reveals a nice tiny waste but a huge ass
    >she could've used the top or sleeve of her shirt
    >she could've gone to any other treadmill
    >never cycled for 45 minutes straight before that.
    >nice feet too

    Also nicotine increases testosterone by 15%

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s no way your HR was 200BPM for 90 minutes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called taking breaks.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What protocol were you doing? I’m curious. 4 min on 4 min off or something ?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            30 min straight 5 min rest rinse and repeat.
            The last 45 minutes was a shorter break

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              200BPM for 30 min straight is absolutely insane. No wonder you got mired.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fast food corporations unironically put addictive substances into their stuff which is why most fatties both hate healthy food and eat so much
    Yeah this isn't some mystery substance. It's just sugar.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like most vegan shit I see advertised is just eating vegetables and maybe chickpeas and fake meat.
    If it was beans I would be more down but they don’t. So frick vegans i’ll enjoy my 6 bean and ham soup.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick you got against chickpeas? What did they ever do to you?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jannies so fricking mad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a conspiracy; truth

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget the fact that most supplements don't work or are not used as effectively by your body as nutrients in real food.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gyms hate the regulars and all of their business practices are intending to target the people who pay for memberships but don’t show up. This includes ensuring that there are wait times for benches and squat racks.
    >Fake natties and steroids are more common than most people think.
    >Vegans are false flagging as keto supporters to make the movement seem bigger than it is. That way they can seem less crazy in comparison.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    milk and wheat opiates

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no big tiddie bratty muscular tomboy gf
    >tfw no small cuddly femboy bf
    No matter how much i can lift, but these feelings are way too heavy
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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