Fitness copes you used to believe

I’ll start
>men age like fine wine
It’s all downhill after 23 and you know this as well as me.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just go carnivore you tard, woman related is 82yo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      also, here's some strong redpill for all of you moronic zoomers
      humans are meant to live +110 years, with full mobility btw

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        GOOD MORNING SIR

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I believe everything I read online

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she dyes her hair and has an obvious plastic surgery face

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically it’s a cope that you can consume your way to health

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think anyone is going to argue that fat drug addicts age well

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pic is just one example but you can go outside and see thousands of men in their late 20s-early 50s (the age range that Redditors and copers alike claim is the “male prime”) that look like absolute shit. How many 40 year olds do you see that actually look good?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many of those people do you think take care of themselves?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What makes you think you’re so special that you won’t age like everyone else? Every fat bald 40 year old was once a 25 year old who swore he would stay lean and fit for life

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure a significant number of those fatties were people who kept saying "I've just got too much on the go right now, i'll get fit once this settles down" and just never actually put effort into exercising

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Post face, because literally every 35 year old on this board claims to look 10yrs younger than they are because they got ID’d once.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon I am not posting my face on this turkmenistanian duck herding newsletter discussion forum. I've always been ugly though, it's over for me.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            may surprise you to know that rather few people plan on getting out of shape and letting their health go. you get a stressful, demanding job where it's just 'easier' to eat convenient food and you're too tired to work out, your girl wants to go out drinking on friday night, your buddies want to watch the game on saturday (+wings and pizza and more beer)

            when you're 21 and moronic you think you can just change or avoid any of this but its really not that easy and it'll probably happen to you just like it happens to most people, sorry bud

            Where did I say I was special or some kind of exception? You both just proved my point by describing exactly how people don't take care of themselves

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          may surprise you to know that rather few people plan on getting out of shape and letting their health go. you get a stressful, demanding job where it's just 'easier' to eat convenient food and you're too tired to work out, your girl wants to go out drinking on friday night, your buddies want to watch the game on saturday (+wings and pizza and more beer)

          when you're 21 and moronic you think you can just change or avoid any of this but its really not that easy and it'll probably happen to you just like it happens to most people, sorry bud

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't drink and none of my friends watch sports hopefully that helps me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like better in my 30s then i ever have my entire life. Thats not a high bar of course, but i currently look the most acceptable that i ever have.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've met many men who are in their 50s and mog average men in their mid 20s because they obsessively took care of themselves for those decades

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm in my mid 30s and still get Carted. I've never been a heavy drinker and run most days even if only 1 mile and lift 4 days a week and Yoga at least once a day. Many men stop taking care of themselves once their married but I'm choosing to be healthy and mobile so I can play with my 3 kids. most men can fight off aging better than women, especially since women get told they're perfect and there's weirdos out there who'll have sex with them even while old and fat

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >severe insomnia
          >drinking coffee while taking nighttime meds
          The only reason big pharma exists is because there is an overwhelming majority of the population literally this fricking moronic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm in my mid 30s and still get Carted
          kek this has to be the most pathetic oldgay brag i regularly see
          dude i've stood in line at the grocery store and seen them card obese 45+ year old women, this isn't the testament to your youthful looks that you think it is

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right, apparently every fricking 35 year old on this board looks 22 because they got ID’d once. Not one of them ever posts face though.
            If 30’s is the male peak why does every 30 year old want to look like their 20’s?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this girl will get 1000 matches on tinder in 1 day using just this video

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course b***h won't wake up with all those meds and the bottle of wine I fed her so after I frick her and she passes out I can steal her toaster and some food then leave

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's policy in a number of stores to check ID of anyone buying age-restricted items (alcohol, cigarettes, lotto tickets, etc.)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re supposed to chew that melatonin tablet lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 39 and get mistaken for ~27 pretty regularly. The laziness of others is not my standard.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bro yea im a fat balding 40 year old but the waitress ID’d me as a joke so I must look 27!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the projection is paplable
            absolute loser mentality. enjoy your mediocrity.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of prepubescent body dysmorphia are on, lol.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if thats true then why are all highscool teens still fricking men old enough to be their dads ?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're fricking high school boys at a much, much, much, much higher right lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao cope

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're right bro all those fat 40 year olds going to the liquor store and grabbing a 12 pack every Friday are totally going home to destroy prime teen puss and totally not to spend their weekends drinking and watching sports alone

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They aren’t?
          Nobody sees this regularly when they go out

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're right bro all those fat 40 year olds going to the liquor store and grabbing a 12 pack every Friday are totally going home to destroy prime teen puss and totally not to spend their weekends drinking and watching sports alone

            you are all so sheltered and innocent lmao
            go outside once in your life, hear gossip or literally step a foot inside a club for the first time
            the high school crush you had has been passed around by dudes twice your age

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              How many high school girls are you banging, old man?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                im in my early 20s and always have been sociable in hs, especially with girls
                you dont know whats going on because youre raised on the internet and never experienced none of this first hand

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty actually anyone who doesn't smoke 2 packs a day and eat like dog shit can easily still look good until 50s

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No poltard this doesn't agitate me to hate women.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No israelite I’m not agitated to hate pol, hate fitness, or hate getting older

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elvis literally ate shit like peanut butter bacon sandwiches, you dumbass. Ofcourse he's going to age like shit with his diet and his drug use.

    >The sandwich's connection to the singer Elvis Presley is the source of its legend and prolonged interest. According to The Life and Cuisine of Elvis Presley, Presley and his friends took his private jet from Graceland, purchased 22 of the sandwiches, and spent two hours eating them and drinking Perrier and champagne before flying home. The story became legend and the sandwich became the subject of continued media interest and part of numerous cookbooks, typically focused on Presley's love of food.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fool's_Gold_Loaf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but seriously this sandwich sounds like pure Gym fuel for a bulk. Obviously you'll get fat as frick eating like this and Elvis ate like shit but peanut butter, bacon, subbing the jelly with crushed fresh fruit and a protien dense bread.

      4 straps of bacon is about 12g Protien
      4 T of Peanut Butter is about 14g Protien
      2 slices of Whole Wheat Bread about 8g Protein

      = 36g Protien and 626 Calories

      What do you guys think?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men continue getting stronger muscles and denser bones well past 30 IF you lift stay active get sun protein and cholesterol. It’s all subjective though looks-wise some men look better as they age done worse and some chicks dig old dudes and some don’t. Peak cardio test speed and general athleticism probably is early 20s but you can keep improving.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lifting will make me have sex
    Also how the frick was Elvis ever considered attractive he’s like a 4/10 on left?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s easily a 6/10 minimum and the picture doesn’t do justice. He was 6’0 ice-blue eyes dark wavy hair and star power rivaled since only by Michael Jackson. Also meme magic was as real then as it is now and women are roughly 75% moronic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      inflation. that's why 60% of zoomers are inkwell now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch an old Elvis movie, he was the BTS of his day

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He confidence mogs.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        me on the right

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had the classic masculine looks which were more popular back then

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 23 and still khv
    it's over

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're getting confused because you are most attracted to men under the age of 23, not women. They have been asked this question many times and the answer is consistently early 30s to early 40s. The catch is you have to really look after yourself.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s all downhill after 23 and you know this as well as me.
    Speak for yourself, homosexual.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You HAVE to barbell squat
    frick this dumbass meme

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most men give up because they see others doing so, validating their thoughts. They eat what they want, wear shit, baggy t-shirts and pants and look unkempt. Just get a decent hair/beard cut, keep an average weight and take pride in your appearance.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      spot on. it really seems like as long as you don't give up you will appear almost superhuman to the 90% of people who did. discipline is unbelievably powerful.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >elvis
    >diet
    Elvis ate amphetamines for 20 years straight in order to complete the insane schedule The Colonel had for him.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saying this is probably the biggest moronic move on this board this day. Genuinely, you are fricking stupid

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 38 and want to look 38 because it's a part of the ideal age range. 40+ will be outside it but no point in considering myself past the ideal until I reach it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >38
      > ideal range
      Lmao cope harder

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look it up on Reddit, this question has been asked a ton of times and so there are several long threads. When women are asked they say that most male celebrities look best in their 30s to early 40s. However, most also say that they still prefer to date men in their own age range. The takeaway is that whilst women may find you most physically attracted to you in that age range, it's a myth that many women in their 20s will still be willing to date you

        >reddit
        Normie women are there, which is why it's the best place to get answers on this

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          real takeaway is pic rel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goddammet
          >women may be the most physically attracted to you whilst you are in that age range

          Also note that I said celebrities, which also features in most of their answers. That means they're talking about men who take extreme care of their appearance, not your average 39 year old

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's a myth that many women in their 20s will still be willing to date you
          Now this is a myth. All you need is to look a lil younger and be manly.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elves was a patented drug addict though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Elvis

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic rel is 56, if you agemaxx you will make it be men or women.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's Asian genes dummy. Us asianic bros age well

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah most of you look the same. Your women look like men. None of you have any facial expression as you are not humans. Most of you not even getting any sunlight as you live in subway systems and 20 story cubes like bugs.

        Also Philippines, Indians, thai, chinese, how are any of these aging good lmao?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But Elvis what at his absolute peak looks-wise, music-wise, performance-wise, charisma-wise from 69' to 72', which was the second half of his 30's

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone claiming this is probably just a zoomer salty he gets no pussy and that all the girls his age date men older than him.
    Truth is, "boymaxxing" is only popular with homosexuals and small group of very mentally ill women.
    Female attraction doesn't work the same as men. It's not all just based on youth and "fertility". It's based on things like social standing, economic stability and competency, all things which older men will generally always have over younger men. Sure being attractive is important but youthfulness (at least aesthetically) is not weighted that high

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on you bawd, I'm 30 and I still get ID'd

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love when old senile fricks in their 30’s think that getting ID’d is some testament to their youthful beauty lmfao. I get ID’d every time, you know why? Because I’m 23 and in the prime of my life, not some coping old man who needs to convince peoples he’s still young.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but nobody fricks you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bouncer here. Anyone I think might be a problem gets ID'd because it give me a few more seconds to gauge how drunk someone is/how rowdy they might be.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope someone shanks your liver pussy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. gets thrown out of clubs on a weekly basis for making the girls feel uncomfortable

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's gonna get better if you missed out on teenage love

    no it fricking wont missing on teenage love and not being approached by females at their peak of their hormones means mother nature has decided you're genetic waste that shouldn't continue to exist.

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