FITNESS IS SOLVED

>solves upper body
>solves lower body
>solves mobility
>solves conditioning/cardio
It turns out solving fitness was a lot simpler than we believed.
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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Better in every regard
    Heh, nothing personal, kid.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      issue is cost and space

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't one
      Barbell is superior for hypertrophy

      what a huge waste of time. You could literally switch all that out with back/front squat, barbell hip thrust, and whatever hamstring lift/exercise of choice.
      Everything you just listed is supplemental

      To anyone who wants serious advice, the only thing calisthenics has over barbell training in terms of both strength and hypertrophy are weighted dips and weighted chinups/pullups. You should focus mainly on these 2 when it comes to calisthenics

      you're not doing meaningful work with only barbell
      you need several sets of different weights, you need a bench, you need a proper rack
      it is a lot of setup and space
      barbell chuds are the natural enemies of minimalism chads

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I use squat stand, dip bar, and pull up bar. And a dip belt. You're an idiot if you only do calisthenics. You should be doing barbell, calisthenics, and cardio training. Saying you don't have enough space is the laziest excuse ever. Whats next? You don't have a way to get to the gym?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Whats next?
          buying a pair of 53lbs kettlebells and being done with it, maybe a single 70lbs later
          proper technique and volume will take you very far with this for years
          you'd be surprised how few people cares about being a powerfat whose only personality is getting bigger barbell numbers
          most just want a nicely toned and healthy body

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you're not doing meaningful work with only barbell
        >Implying you are doing any meaningful work with a KB.

        >you need several sets of different weights, you need a bench, you need a proper rack
        You only need some bumpers and maybe a platform, and you can work pretty much any movement. The same cannot be said about a KB, you absolute 'tard.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sobeit. I will happily be your enemy. We'll see whose sword splinters whose shield.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not both?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        gorgeous gym anon.
        must be drafty as frick in there in the winter though.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah.. a bit.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    those on the top there will solve my upper body i will look like some commercial? really? maybe i have to figure out how to attach them to my roof then

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i will look like some commercial
      Are you ready to roid and spend 4 hours a day jerking off the rings?

      Not to say that they are bad for general fitness. It's a direct upgrade to pull-up/dip bars, which already give decent physique and strength conditioning.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he needs toys to get his workouts in
    All you need is your body, homosexual. Calisthenics + muscle control + isometrics solves everything.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what about
      erectors
      side delts
      upper traps
      forearms

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >erectors
        Superman Isometric
        Superman pulses
        Jefferson curl hinges
        Self resistance Isometric holds (holding feet)
        >side delts
        Self-resistance side raises
        Drag raises against wall
        >upper traps
        Self resistance isometric (holding feet)
        Self resistance pulses (holding feet)
        Lying trap floor drags
        >forearms
        Self resistance pulls
        Self resistance crushes
        Finger pushups
        Isometric squeezes
        Pulse squeezes

        Solved.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          alright
          let's see paul allen's legs now

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Warm-up:
            Squat x20
            Cossack squat x5
            BSS x10

            Working sets

            ATG single leg squat off bench amrap over 10 minutes
            BSS 3xf
            Cossack squat 3xf
            Elevated single leg hip thrust 3xf
            Single leg deep hinge 3xf
            Nordic curl 3xf
            Hamstring drag curl (or on yoga ball)

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              what a huge waste of time. You could literally switch all that out with back/front squat, barbell hip thrust, and whatever hamstring lift/exercise of choice.
              Everything you just listed is supplemental

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You could literally switch all that out with back/front squat, barbell hip thrust,
                I don't always have access to a barbell, so this was something I crafted out of necessity. As far as time goes, this series of movements takes about as long as a barbell workout because you only need to warm up once and you're good for the entire session. The stimulus is surprisingly effective. Practicing calisthenics has unique benefits that you don't get from weight training such as improved balance and coordination. The big downside is that your glutes will cap out fast with a program like this. An external load will become necessary.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do what you gotta do, nothing wrong with that.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also split stance RDL's for erectors
          Farmer carries for forearms
          TGU's and windmills for obliques
          Rows and shrugs for upper traps

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          lm@o these may be good if you're absolute dyel

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isometrics are as effective as your strength.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but I'll do more cause I'm not a homosexual twink

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post body
    >I want to believe
    There was a guy a few days ago who claimed he'd built his decent legs with kettlebell only

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      NTA but I do calisthenics and use kettlebells sometimes

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a complete routine for hypertrophy with these and I'll never touch a weight again

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't one
      Barbell is superior for hypertrophy

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is one problem, I have only seen gay men use rings and I am not gay or a homosexual. I prefer traditional weight lifting + cycling

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    To anyone who wants serious advice, the only thing calisthenics has over barbell training in terms of both strength and hypertrophy are weighted dips and weighted chinups/pullups. You should focus mainly on these 2 when it comes to calisthenics

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like to do handstand pushups
      feel like good
      front and back lever etc feels like a waste of time

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        HSPU are the ultimate party trick. Anybody who witnesses you performing one will think you're a literal fitness god.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        HSPU are the ultimate party trick. Anybody who witnesses you performing one will think you're a literal fitness god.

        Doing it from the floor is an extreme waste of time. You need to get full ROM by doing it from elevated platform where your head can lower further down. It would be much better to use kettlebells/barbell/dumbbells for shoulder work

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely agreed. I used to practice (on the wall) with a pair of cinder blocks for elevation. I only ever managed one full non-wall HSPU. These days I'm a lot heavier so I do pike pushups off cinder blocks.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You could have also bought a dip bar to do them but only if you are good at understanding how to replace balance with strength during handstands.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kettlebell and rings
    Pros:
    >round like an ass
    Cons:
    >cant shove into ass
    Sorry, OP, you tried

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I use pic related instead of rings?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more expensive
      >less exercises available
      It's like asking if you can use smith machine instead of barbell with weights.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah what the other guy said
        Rings are superior because you can do several more movements than chair
        Only downside is that rings are harder to learn and master, but still worth it even as a beginner

        Where would I hang rings at then?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depens on your circumstances.
          For what I've seen, people usually hang them on their pull-up bars/power racks.
          I have made holes in my ceiling for expansion bolt anchors with ring and used some cheap carabins and custom metal triangles to hang them from.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you asking like it is his problem? It's your problem, moron. We don't know your house or your neighbourhood.

          You can hang them from any horizontal bar or beam, including a football goalpost or a basketball ring.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What important exercise am I missing? I would never try shit like gymnast do, like that T pose on the rings, it would destroy my shoulders

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ring flies/reverse ring flies
          >bicep curls
          >tricep extensions
          >rows
          >face pulls
          >abs rollouts

          > I would never try shit like gymnast do
          Why not? Some of the stuff they do is easy and good for you.
          >skin the cat
          >front lever pulls

          > super unstable for upper body making it useless for strength and hypertrophy
          > awkward and not nearly heavy enough for lower body making it useless for strength and hypertrophy after a certain, very low, point
          > does frick all for mobility
          > does as much for cardio as jogging in place, maybe less
          > is literally two memes in one picture
          Frick off.
          /thread

          > super unstable for upper body
          Only over-the-rings-movements.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Only over-the-rings-movements.
            No, all of them. Because rings ARE NOT FRICKING RIGIDLY FIXED.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              and that's a good thing
              doing clean reps with mastered balance is far more respectable than reps on a pussy gay bar

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                > respectable
                by gays maybe. But you know what's actually respectable? BEING FRICKING JACKED AND STRONG and you're not gonna get that with rings and kbs

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you moronic?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice. He could do ~150kg on an actual bar. So.......

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                > hurr durr shoulder stabilization is bad
                It's pretty obvious that you're just agruing for the sake of arguing, since you don't know how rings works and probably don't even lift.

                Pulling movements on rings are stabilized by your own weigh and practically are pretty much the same as on the Pull-up bar(except you can rotate the handles), unless you have a horrendous form and swing around to cheat reps.
                Crossfit Kipping there won't work as well, I guess.

                When you're over the rings, you have to correct your center of mass from shifting, so in a sense your own weight turns into your enemy.
                Although, adding weight to the part of the body that is below the rings should help with stabilization.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah what the other guy said
      Rings are superior because you can do several more movements than chair
      Only downside is that rings are harder to learn and master, but still worth it even as a beginner

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am struggling with ring dips bros

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What part, my brother?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reps and form

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          have you tried a grease the groove program? Doing single high-quality reps spread throughout the day. It's a good way to build effective technique because its based on quality instead of fatigue.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hardest part about rings is getting them symmetrical

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I stop my wrists from shaking and keep stable whilst I do ring dips?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Practice isometric holds and negatives, you´ll be past that shaking in a few weeks at most

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll look into it, thanks.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    > super unstable for upper body making it useless for strength and hypertrophy
    > awkward and not nearly heavy enough for lower body making it useless for strength and hypertrophy after a certain, very low, point
    > does frick all for mobility
    > does as much for cardio as jogging in place, maybe less
    > is literally two memes in one picture
    Frick off.
    /thread

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is the stability a problem for strength? you are making this shit you dumbass

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        the stability issue just makes you recruit more muscle which make you stronger

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't make you strong

    You're just doing conditioning work, and I so conditioning work ON TOP of my strength work, so I'm getting max results and you're stuck swinging a kettlebell around while you do your ring Dips with your 170lb Bodyweight lmao

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gymists and high level calisthenics athletes have unmatched physiques tell me I'm wrong

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overrated as frick, incline bench will get you far more results

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm right
        Incline bench is going to hit both chest and tri more than weighted ring dips

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's boring as shit though

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start doing dips
    >sternum pain
    it's over

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy your sissy shit

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love rings, they are my go-to for building muscle, strength and skills. You can train outside with them which I do year round (even tho I live in a cold country) and i find this awesome.

    However, the problem is that one day you'll reach the ceilling in some movement pattern. It's way higher than people think, but still. The only logical solution is to do them weighted, which kinda defeat the purpose of bodyweight.

    T. maxed-out one arm pushups on rings and rapidly going foward one arm dips and one arm chins in the upcoming weeks

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why don't successful bodybuilders use these

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fitness = proffessional bodybuilding
      ?

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