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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >manmade plants full of toxins and don't even have over fifteen micronootrients
    keep being a mentalee eel looser to fulfill your meaningless life until you die of malnutrition, slave.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this but unironically

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this but unironically

      https://i.imgur.com/DU65J1E.png

      >contains cyanide
      >kills your cells
      >just fiber and water.
      no thanks.

      https://i.imgur.com/eT73Snu.png

      Why is this vile shit shilled as some type of superfood and health wonder?

      >Broccoli also has thiocyanates. This compound is very dangerous because it leads to hyperthyroidism, and due to which, you experience problems like weight gain, fatigue, hair loss, and a bloated face”,
      Here a guy made an experiment and ate nothing more than broccoli for a week. He almost died in horrible pain.

      I don't even like that latvian Black person, but see for yourself what it did to a guy that ate this crap for a week. He almost died in pain.

      It literally looks and smells vile, like it's actually toxic and it is.

      this is unironically a signal that i should be eating more broccoli

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go for it champ.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, eat cyanide while you're at it as well, you fricking cretin.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love eating all my veggies. Getting big and strong!
    My grandma makes the best beetroot soup with spirgel.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >contains cyanide
    >kills your cells
    >just fiber and water.
    no thanks.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that this loser lost his medical license because he violated ethics codes, lied about medical treatment and being incompetent

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/DU65J1E.png

        >contains cyanide
        >kills your cells
        >just fiber and water.
        no thanks.

        Ooooof

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meat is mostly water, your body is mostly water. Glucose is essential for brain function you clearly need to eat a vegetable.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Glucose
        >vegetable
        Oh boy two grams of carbs in my broccoli

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this vile shit shilled as some type of superfood and health wonder?

    >Broccoli also has thiocyanates. This compound is very dangerous because it leads to hyperthyroidism, and due to which, you experience problems like weight gain, fatigue, hair loss, and a bloated face”,
    Here a guy made an experiment and ate nothing more than broccoli for a week. He almost died in horrible pain.

    I don't even like that latvian Black person, but see for yourself what it did to a guy that ate this crap for a week. He almost died in pain.

    It literally looks and smells vile, like it's actually toxic and it is.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally everything is toxic including water in high enough doses moron.

      *looks and smells vile* Have you seen raw chicken?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are low IQ. Go eat your toxic green shit.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry that you got raped by some Keto Black person, Reddit janny.

            Ufortunately for you I have nothing to do with your mutt American diets. I simply state the facts about brocolishit.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, eat cyanide while you're at it as well, you fricking cretin.

              https://i.imgur.com/DU65J1E.png

              >contains cyanide
              >kills your cells
              >just fiber and water.
              no thanks.

              this but unironically

              post body (you won't)

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I started the (you won't) thing and I'm so glad its caught on kek

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Toxins in plant cause hormesis that stimulates cells and has similar benefits to fasting and cold exposure. It's time to be a big boy and eat your damn vegetables

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How it fixes my ugliness?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It inspires you to get a new haircut.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop eating tiny trees, think of the climate change, chud

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Broccoli is nasty. It's not a real plant. It's a genetic hybrid between cauliflower and peas. Just cooking it smells like farts. It's better to have the peas and cauliflower separately.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cauliflower is not a real plant either

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