Just drank two of these - only just seen they are 2600 calories EACH...WTF bros...and I've not even had my pizza dinner yet...
FML
Just drank two of these - only just seen they are 2600 calories EACH...WTF bros...and I've not even had my pizza dinner yet...
nuts are very calorie dense
Peanuts aren't nuts, and I'm betting the calories come from the condensed caramel.
Caramel is mostly sugar, dumbass, 4cal/g.
Nuts (and legumes if you're a fricking autist) are at least 50% fats, 9cal/g.
Learn how to do math and be less facetious, your apron and rolls don't play bullshit games
>1 bar is 3 servings
that kinda shit is illegal here
that's fricking shady, if one bar is 450 why the frick didn't just put that instead?
>Serving size: 1/3 bar
kek never seen anything like this
Anyone who consumes fast food smoothies and shakes deserves this. Also, pizza for fricking dinner??
Paydays are fricking gross. Just snack on some nuts.
Thats sweet. I wish I had a sibling to share experiences with but my brother died from a respiratory disease when he was 2
>91% of the sugar is added sugar
ngmi
If you can drink two of these without vomiting you need to make serious changes in your life
I'd puke from half of one
Powerlifter detected
They aren't 2600 calories. That is a very old pic.
lol this reminds me of something
>my little brother is a freshaman in highschool
>joins the football team
>he wants to be quarterback
>he weights like 115lbs, is 5'5"
>needs to gain weight if he wants to play
>mom goes to supplement store and buys him "mass gainer"
>it's just a frick ton of maltodextrin with like 40g of protein
>there's like 130g of carbs per serving
>one day we're getting ready for bed
>it was saturday and he woke up late so he only ate 2 meals
>tells me he's going to drink a mass gainer before bed
>"ok bro, goodnight"
>we share a bedroom, but i can fall asleep pretty quickly
>right when i'm about to fall asleep, my brother comes into our room
>he's like groaning softly
>"eeeeuuuuuuugughh"
>groaning continues while he lies down in bed
>i'm kind of annoyed bc i was just about to fall asleep
>all of a sudden
>"HHRRRRBgbEEEUUUAABGHGLURRHGGH"
>my brother lets out like a 8 second burp
>"wtf was that??? are you okay??" i ask
>"i chugged two mass gainers"
>i ask him why the frick he thought that was a good idea
>he starts talking but then burps again
>we both laugh
i don't see my little brother as much anymore since i travel a lot now. but each time we recall this story we both laugh
>32 fl oz
Holy mother of frick AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
How can an Human Being eat/drink even half of this shit without dying
Do Amerilards really. This shit wouldn't even be legal in my country. Fat fricks.
>38 g of protein per serving
Picture me surprised.
just stop eating goyslop
That's actually an unbelievable amount of calories. It's really a marvel they created corn syrup this energy dense.
No you didn't they dont exist anymore trash thread try harder
Snickers for bulking?