>I-IS THIS GUY TRAINING 5 DAYS A WEEK FOR AN HOUR WITH NEAR-MAXIMAL LOADS AND EATING OVER 3000KCAL A DAY !!!! WTF IS THIS HELP ME Black personMAN I'M LOSING MY MIND
Kek did you deliberately reference HP Lovecraft's cat there?
>I-IS THIS GUY TRAINING 5 DAYS A WEEK FOR AN HOUR WITH NEAR-MAXIMAL LOADS AND EATING OVER 3000KCAL A DAY !!!! WTF IS THIS HELP ME Black personMAN I'M LOSING MY MIND
Yeah I don't get this either.
He looks unwashed, he clearly doesn't take care of his skin and/or hair. 0% chance he uses cologne ever and I doubt any female is remotely attracted to him
That's why he's based. With his genetics he could easily be a turboslayer gigachad, instead he doesn't give a single iota of a shit about anything besides becoming the biggest freakbeast mutant he can and I respect that a lot.
Meh that’s just a low self confidence thing being masked as “I don’t care”. Very common defence mechanism. Hygiene and looking half decent isn’t difficult and doesn’t require much energy, not doing it is just hiding.
>He looks unwashed
Yeah, thats gross >he clearly doesn't take care of his skin and/or hair.
So? >0% chance he uses cologne ever and I doubt any female is remotely attracted to him
You might be the one with a problem
Why does he make so many anons on IST seethe ? He’s quite literally IST incarnate.
American weab lifting autist attempting to leave humanity behind and try to bring some anons with him along the way.
Nice kid
I like Rich and think he’s a real homie but just can’t relate to him at all and find the lovable gym bro douche thing grating despite him having a heart of gold
I’d argue Sam is one of the few zoomers who actually has a soul.
Will give it to you that Rich is absolutely shameless about his very obvious steroid use which is based but to be expected
Rich had something going on in his head. I’m not saying he was a super smert boy but he was clearly thinking and planning for things. He also continued to find more experienced men like Ric Drasin to mentor him later in life. It is a sign of real humility and understanding that he knew a lot, but he didn’t know everything.
When you watch Sam, you see he has lights on but no body is home. The quintessential stereotype of himbo roider always one minute away from a darwin award who shuns experience. He is the antithesis of Rich.
Reminder Sam is 21.
Every time I ask someone to guess his age they think is 40, 50 or even 60.
Any sane person that looks at him have the same reaction as looking at a fat trannie dressed as a fairy
Did he ever implicitly say he does roids? All these zoomies going on the same diet and routine will get bad results. He eats like shit but the roids carry him. Natties can't go 6 days a week going hard every day.
not that homosexual but chucks are literally all you should be wearing to the gym assuming you actually lift
the only exception are heel wedge weightlifting shoes
>this is the guy who tells you rings are better than weights
i would never claim that
No one gives a frick about your shitty ring workout
thats fine
that actually sounds kino
you doing some voiceovers during your workouts?
that's the key
schizo voice overs
i mostly want to do shitposting at a fast rate, and idk how i would be able to keep saying interesting things for 15 minutes
if i want to start putting effort into it in the future i might start speaking
">Follow me as I slowly kill myself on camera"
We are all slowly dying, he has the guts to put it all on the line to be great. You could even argue he is going to die young with a purpose; alternatively, one can die old without one. The brightest stars burn out the fastest.
Can’t argue with that only there is one thing; you are supposed to find true love and have children with that woman, and watch them grow as you raise them. It will be very hard work, every step of that path, you will suffer, feel pain but in the end you will be old and fulfilled. That’s what Sam does not yet get though I salute his attempt at greatness
Can someone tell me why people think this guy is more likely than others to die soon? >out of breath
Tren will do that to you. Yeah tren is fricking terrible for you but millions of guys are on it >terrible diet
He’s 21, he’ll be fine >bad skin
Plenty of people have acne at 21. Add gear to the mix and it’s going to be a disaster, Doesn’t really indicate anything
He’s on gear. Is he on MORE gear than countless other guys? I don’t think the evidence is really there. He seems smart enough. He’ll probably be fine.
Watched maybe 5 minutes of his most recent video last night. First and only time I've watched him. He was explaining that the more you lift, and do different lifts, the better you'll be at analyzing how good and effective a certain lift/routine is just by seeing it. I thought that was surprisingly rather aware of him and displayed a level of critical thinking you don't see often in the younger generations.
>"Ate my 3 packets of instant ramen, one steak, one gallon of chocolate milk, one box of cereal and a cup of white rice" >"My 2 scoops of pre workout and daily stack of steroids is starting to kick in" >"...Let's do some...fricking uhh...tricep pushdowns" >*Loads full stack on the machine and does 15 quarter reps* >"UGHH...AHHH...OOF...AUGH..." >"Alright...that was it for today...lets check the pump...yep I still look like I am permanently stung by wasps all over my body" >"Anyway guys make sure to do your cardio on the bike"
The more I am shown his videos the more grossed out I am by his entire existence. Even just his voice is grossing me out the way he is constantly gasping for air. And his obsession with “the pump” is a meme. I legitimately cannot think of anything more vain than lifting just so you can admire yourself in the mirror immediately afterwards. You should be admiring yourself for how you look when you’re NOT lifting, not while you’re AT the gym to look better outside of the gym.
Said Chris Chan to the world
>I-IS THIS GUY TRAINING 5 DAYS A WEEK FOR AN HOUR WITH NEAR-MAXIMAL LOADS AND EATING OVER 3000KCAL A DAY !!!! WTF IS THIS HELP ME Black personMAN I'M LOSING MY MIND
Kek did you deliberately reference HP Lovecraft's cat there?
well yes kind gentlesir welcome to IST thanks for the gold
simultaneously based and autistic as frick
I think the point isn't his routine, its more about the massive amount of roids hes shoving in himself
All while having disgusting hair that screams “i stink!”
Yeah I don't get this either.
He looks unwashed, he clearly doesn't take care of his skin and/or hair. 0% chance he uses cologne ever and I doubt any female is remotely attracted to him
That's why he's based. With his genetics he could easily be a turboslayer gigachad, instead he doesn't give a single iota of a shit about anything besides becoming the biggest freakbeast mutant he can and I respect that a lot.
He buys genetics with cryptocurrency
Meh that’s just a low self confidence thing being masked as “I don’t care”. Very common defence mechanism. Hygiene and looking half decent isn’t difficult and doesn’t require much energy, not doing it is just hiding.
woke af
Hit a nerve?
Cologne doesn’t make you attractive, Muhammad.
>He looks unwashed
Yeah, thats gross
>he clearly doesn't take care of his skin and/or hair.
So?
>0% chance he uses cologne ever and I doubt any female is remotely attracted to him
You might be the one with a problem
This guy slams pussy via tinder. He knows in person shit is a waste of time
In person shit is the best way to meet chicks. You cant really feel a vibe online, plus there's no hiding imperfections like fat girls do with angles.
>cologne
almost never a good move lol. Have you tried washing your pits?
>Cologne
Street shitter detected
> and I doubt any female is remotely attracted to him
I’m pretty sure a famous tiktok millionaire can frick girls
>cologne
found the paki mudrat
Everything I have learned about this guy has been without my consent. Thanks for nothing, IST.
why do you think we watch him? hes a freak blasting enough test to kill a small elephant. but hes also kinda chill so its cool
Why does he make so many anons on IST seethe ? He’s quite literally IST incarnate.
American weab lifting autist attempting to leave humanity behind and try to bring some anons with him along the way.
Nice kid
Most reddit tourists don't even know who pianoman was
I like Rich and think he’s a real homie but just can’t relate to him at all and find the lovable gym bro douche thing grating despite him having a heart of gold
He was based but also a junkie druggie like zyzz. Sams not a junkir druggie.
do you know him personally?
and yes steroids make him a junkie and troony
except rich was funny and a cool guy and sam is a soulless dishonest zoomer
I’d argue Sam is one of the few zoomers who actually has a soul.
Will give it to you that Rich is absolutely shameless about his very obvious steroid use which is based but to be expected
Rich was dishonest about his synthol use
Rich had something going on in his head. I’m not saying he was a super smert boy but he was clearly thinking and planning for things. He also continued to find more experienced men like Ric Drasin to mentor him later in life. It is a sign of real humility and understanding that he knew a lot, but he didn’t know everything.
When you watch Sam, you see he has lights on but no body is home. The quintessential stereotype of himbo roider always one minute away from a darwin award who shuns experience. He is the antithesis of Rich.
Idk old ss gomad fit would have liked sam. The demoralized nu ethnic lean tiktok gym zoomer aesthetics fit hates sam
weebs should all be gunned down
speak for urself pedo Black personfricker
>complaining about anime on the anime website that has a fitness board
ngmi
because his blood is 85% gear, he might as well cut his dick off now because his sperm count is likely nearly 0
Reminder Sam is 21.
Every time I ask someone to guess his age they think is 40, 50 or even 60.
Any sane person that looks at him have the same reaction as looking at a fat trannie dressed as a fairy
> 40, 50 or even 60
Are you perhaps little bit brain damage?
just haters i guess. my gym has a few Sams. no one hates on them. chill dudes.
i guess they hate him because he posts on youtube.
he's based for the reasons you list. I'm with him.
Orals
Moar liek gyno rat amirite bros
Givin' yer cornhole a rest, I c.
>Follow me as I slowly kill myself on camera
Somehow that moron lost all the weight. The gunt is dead. Really goes to show fat people are just lazy if even ralph can cut down
Did he ever implicitly say he does roids? All these zoomies going on the same diet and routine will get bad results. He eats like shit but the roids carry him. Natties can't go 6 days a week going hard every day.
Anyone who looks at that body and thinks natural was mentally moronic and ngmi anyway
dude should really do away with the clown hair
> Incel becomes a troony
> Incel becomes roid troony
What's best?
Dude has a bubble chest like a Black person but with glorious white skin. Truly God blessed this man with his genetics
ngl i am filming my workouts and posting them
cool, you look like a huge homosexual.
i just want to be one of those youtube schizos who posts hundreds and hundreds of videos and gets 0 views on any of them
that actually sounds kino
you doing some voiceovers during your workouts?
that's the key
schizo voice overs
moronic and pointless 🙂
and fun
seethe
>13m workout ngmi
gay shoes, gay hat
use that rope for something else
not that homosexual but chucks are literally all you should be wearing to the gym assuming you actually lift
the only exception are heel wedge weightlifting shoes
why did you buy overpriced rogue rings?
i have enough money and i didn't want to think about it at all
>this is the guy who tells you rings are better than weights
why are you eating donuts in the middle of your workout you fat moron
carboloading
i would never claim that
thats fine
i mostly want to do shitposting at a fast rate, and idk how i would be able to keep saying interesting things for 15 minutes
if i want to start putting effort into it in the future i might start speaking
No one gives a frick about your shitty ring workout
We're all dying, but not all of us are living.
">Follow me as I slowly kill myself on camera"
We are all slowly dying, he has the guts to put it all on the line to be great. You could even argue he is going to die young with a purpose; alternatively, one can die old without one. The brightest stars burn out the fastest.
Can’t argue with that only there is one thing; you are supposed to find true love and have children with that woman, and watch them grow as you raise them. It will be very hard work, every step of that path, you will suffer, feel pain but in the end you will be old and fulfilled. That’s what Sam does not yet get though I salute his attempt at greatness
GHEY THREAD. OPS closet ginger dick sucker
When he dies in a few years everyone will make very sad videos where they said he was gone too soon
I like sam, he is cool. But I feel like he is just going to lift until he dies. Mike Mentzer is rolling in his grave.
Here's that 21 year old I was telling you about
Can someone tell me why people think this guy is more likely than others to die soon?
>out of breath
Tren will do that to you. Yeah tren is fricking terrible for you but millions of guys are on it
>terrible diet
He’s 21, he’ll be fine
>bad skin
Plenty of people have acne at 21. Add gear to the mix and it’s going to be a disaster, Doesn’t really indicate anything
He’s on gear. Is he on MORE gear than countless other guys? I don’t think the evidence is really there. He seems smart enough. He’ll probably be fine.
“he seems smart”
he sounds moronic
Watched maybe 5 minutes of his most recent video last night. First and only time I've watched him. He was explaining that the more you lift, and do different lifts, the better you'll be at analyzing how good and effective a certain lift/routine is just by seeing it. I thought that was surprisingly rather aware of him and displayed a level of critical thinking you don't see often in the younger generations.
somehow hes speedrunning life faster than i am
Insane eyes.
Reminder that he was 13 in that photo. Roids really do age you.
Why does sam upset so many people? He’s just a dude that enjoys lifting
Ok lets settle this once and for all. Is he natty? I genuinely can't tell anymore
thats every bodybuilder
Isn't this the zoomer homosexual that completely deflated and has moon-tier craters on his skin because of acne?
watch his latest video and find out
>give some e-celeb trash views
No, I don't think I will.
BWC bro
Roid trannies never learn
I want to wash and use conditioner on his hair and give it a good brushing
yeah but at least he looks cool
>Follow me as I slowly kill myself on camera
Two sides of a coin
What ever happened to Carrot Top is he still blasting roads or is he dead?
I refuse to believe this guy's blood pressure isn't constantly in the crisis range.
>"Ate my 3 packets of instant ramen, one steak, one gallon of chocolate milk, one box of cereal and a cup of white rice"
>"My 2 scoops of pre workout and daily stack of steroids is starting to kick in"
>"...Let's do some...fricking uhh...tricep pushdowns"
>*Loads full stack on the machine and does 15 quarter reps*
>"UGHH...AHHH...OOF...AUGH..."
>"Alright...that was it for today...lets check the pump...yep I still look like I am permanently stung by wasps all over my body"
>"Anyway guys make sure to do your cardio on the bike"
>spoiling tonight's episode
C'mon, man.
>"UGHH...AHHH...OOF...AUGH..."
I can hear it.
How much longer does he have?
The more I am shown his videos the more grossed out I am by his entire existence. Even just his voice is grossing me out the way he is constantly gasping for air. And his obsession with “the pump” is a meme. I legitimately cannot think of anything more vain than lifting just so you can admire yourself in the mirror immediately afterwards. You should be admiring yourself for how you look when you’re NOT lifting, not while you’re AT the gym to look better outside of the gym.
Spotted the pumpcel