For whomth doth thou lifth?

For me, it's my crush

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift because I hate myself, I lift to feel pain, I lift to hurt myself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful. Poetry. It is the only truth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you intentionally use bad form the cause injury?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift so I have a reason to eat more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Food tastes better after a heavy session

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based and tasty.
        I don't know with the parrillada outside of Argentina is given with different dips. Is that ranch? Mayo?
        We only have two sauces for the "asado": chimichurri and criolla. The latter very similar to the Mexican pico de gallo (although no jalapeño).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good eye, it’s chimichurri, criolla and aioli for the chips. The argentinian grill is my fav place for cheat meals. always good value for money

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        looks delish bro
        where at?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Currently my scale, started feeling bad for the little fella

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I must be stronger than my stepfather and not in a "oh im gonna beat you up for having sex with my mother way," in a "you are the strongest man I know so I must go beyond" way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dude puts it deep into her aynuss and calls her his prostitute and you celebrate him

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And how's it working out for you? Still single, champ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      need a chick that wears clapped out white forces BADLY

      thicc thighs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Man I'd drink her pee right from the source.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're taking her picture and talking about her online. You lift for her lmao.

          Meanwhile she's getting plowed by some skinnyfat dyel or sucks dick of some fatty. You're useless OP.

          kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're taking her picture and talking about her online. You lift for her lmao.

        Meanwhile she's getting plowed by some skinnyfat dyel or sucks dick of some fatty. You're useless OP.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is wrong with that carpet? you people are disgusting.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my japanese girl crush of 5 years

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    need a chick that wears clapped out white forces BADLY

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift so my mom can squeeze my muscles and be proud of me

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to get mires from women that aren't my gf and to put my gf in her place.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am bipolar and pain pushes out the suicidal thoughts

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God I love women so much bros it's unreal just imagine feeling up her soft thighs hmhmhmmgmgmgmgmfmgmgmmgmfmfmgmgmgmmaaaaaaa ahahhaha So soft and tender mmmmmh bet she smells soo nice tooo ughhhhh 😀 😉
    >why do I lift
    I don't

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do it for health reasons. I will never get a gf and i will die as a virgin

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift because I'm bald and short, comedy/charismamaxxing could only get me so far.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >start lifting for looks/women
    >get thinner and get more attention
    >realise i hate the vanity
    >now lift so at least im not a hunchbacked, beerbellied, stiff, unhealthy old man.
    i refuse to be the old man who can’t play ball with his kids/grandkids

  15. 1 month ago
    Nate Higgers

    Fear of losing my gains

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for women.
    >started lifting to get girls
    >kept lifting to keep my wife interested
    >will continue to lift for my daughters
    It's worked pretty well for me.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for my children. I'm tired of being a fatass and I want to be strong enough for them to always be able to rely on. I want to see my grandchildren grow up someday, not die young because of heart problems.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For my gf. I fell off the wagon 2 years ago and gained about 20 lbs of body fat and lost a lot of definition and mass. Finally found a woman I love very much and want to have a family with, so I've been taking my weight lifting much more seriously.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift to sniff the buttholes of girls who look like this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      train BJJ, seriously.
      I love touching and sniffing cute girl feet and I´m doing it all the time during BJJ class. Just don´t do it to obvious.
      I for myself do it like that:
      > roll with girl
      > get into shitty position (armbar or backmount)
      > struggle around like I can´t get out
      > when armbar, I hold my hands together and turn my head towards her feet and start sniffing, while breathing heavy as if I had to actually fight
      > when I´m done with sniffing, I let her get the armbar and I tap
      > tell her it was very good

      Try to actually "fight" with them...don´t play it to easy. Thats how I sniffed every girls feet in my BJJ class.
      Girls even choose me to spar with them, because I don´t touch their asses or breasts, like other guys are doing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Girls even choose me to spar with them, because I don´t touch their asses or breasts, like other guys are doing
        lmao i wonder what they would think if they knew what you were doing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hate rolling with girls, you have to hold back too much, I don't want to be the guy that hurt the b***h, but they go out of their way to roll with me, the coach makes them do it as well cause most everyone else is either a lard or a powershitter.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For myself.
    I first got into training last year with the intention of getting girls.
    Now I don't give a frick about women and do it to mog myself, be active and social.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I lift.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But anon, car dealerships literally do not care about how jacked you are.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You just don't get it.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mi amor

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for cute Asian girls.
    Whenever I'm doing a set and the reps start to get really hard I imagine a cute Japanese girl is watching me, and I always manage to grind out another rep or two.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      isn’t that the girl who got her hymen ripped off from a jav?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        shhhh dont tell him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do the same but with black girls
      . It really does give you that extra 1 rep strength

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the 6/10 brunette that smiles at me when she sees me at the gym

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So I can be just like my Anime self-inserts

  27. 1 month ago
    Jews rape kids TKD

    Persian girls

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i lift for myself because i nearly lost my mind the 2 times i had to stop lifting cus my shoulder hurt. (i just needed to train my rotator cuff). my sanity and mood depend on knowing im getting bigger and stronger every day

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I train to be the guy on the left so I can have the girl on the right.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I train so that I'm buff enough to ask a woman to do this and she will say yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i mean i like watching girls eat for whatever reason, but i dont enjoy seeing them become grossly fat.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me too OP

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >my crush
    how old are you

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i cant imagine how good it must feel to have a girl with legs like that squeeze the cum out of your dick with her calves or thighs

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post source.
    whats her name?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lift because it pleases Crom

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    idk keeps me disciplined and my ligaments healthy. i think girls like it but i got way more girls when i was young and dumb and didn’t lift than i do now

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To feel ok about my body again

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >whomth
    moron alert! moron alert!
    wee woo wee woo wee woo
    moron alert!

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will have to be strong enough to carry my fat japanese wife while we plow

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be more powerful than everyone else

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god i love women's legs, bros

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