>after
You're too late. Whey takes 45 minutes to hit the bloodstream fasted.
If you were smart (you're not) you'd sip a little bit of protein prior to working out so it's hitting by time you finish.
Literally had this today. Worst part is I needed music to go to failure on squats with heaviest weight yet and THE moronic FRICKING GYM MUSIC kept being louder than my workout music that I only had in left ear. Holy shit I fricking hate that remixed gay pop shit.
(still PRed)
>tfw your ancestors have been to blood and dismemberment for you to be here >tfw part of your bloodline could possibly end with you
I don’t know a much worse fate than this
>Yo, these homies can't breathe when I come through
Hum too, some shoes, gotta be twenty man
It's not even funny they can't (Breathe)
The chokehold's too tight
The left looks too right
You know what? You right
These b***hes can't
>Move your body, girl
Makes the fellas go
The way you ride it, girl
Makes the fellas go
Move your body, girl
Makes the fellas go
The way you ride it, girl
>La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy, your loving is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy, it's more than I dare to think about
I’ve been reading a book between sets. As long as you can mentally block out the shitty business techno they usually have playing I’ve found it’s kept me in the zone much longer. Also feels good man.
Forgetting your pants and lifting in jeans.
Getting hyped on stimulants but not having any food or sleep so your lifts are shit.
The only rack in the gym with safeties has someone doing meme exercises.
It's a holiday and your gym is closed but you find out after you show up
failed interview so many times that dad don't really tell me to go find a job anymore and asked me to help him around the farm instead. dad lowkey gave up on me lol.
Forgetting your snus is way worse, trust me.
>forgot my squat plug on leg day
>missing the protein shake intake time block right after working out
>after
You're too late. Whey takes 45 minutes to hit the bloodstream fasted.
If you were smart (you're not) you'd sip a little bit of protein prior to working out so it's hitting by time you finish.
>protein shake intake time block
Its called the anabolic windows NERD
accidentally dropped your airpod(s) in the toilet
>forgetting my watch with heart-rate monitor and timer
Listening to the gym music isn't bad once in a while, but if I can't follow my heart-rate while on the bike I'm lost.
since wearing earphones all day prevents you from getting more intelligent, this is a good thing
maybe you'll learn how to post a full size op pic
You know anon it could be worse; a woman cutting off your penis while you're sleeping and tossing it out the window on a moving car.
>Case 100%
>Left 100%
>Right 0%
REEEEEEEE
Literally had this today. Worst part is I needed music to go to failure on squats with heaviest weight yet and THE moronic FRICKING GYM MUSIC kept being louder than my workout music that I only had in left ear. Holy shit I fricking hate that remixed gay pop shit.
(still PRed)
get beats over-ear headphones. The noise cancellation is incredible
How are the Amazon knock offs?
Aren't they bad for you tho
dude, don't listen to loud music on only one ear, it's going to frick you up
Using music to hype yourself is cringe. Using music as background noise in general is cringe.
>t. Broke homosexual
Tell me you have an android without telling me you have an android
>bro you have to spend 4x as much on a worse product for dem green bubbles!
This is why poorgays stay poor
Have sex
I use airpods on my android and get pussy, seethe
I have the folding phone. I don't want the same boring thing everyone else has.
They're making those peices of ishit in India now lmao
And zoomers will still buy it and you will still have no gf
Worse feeling?
>being a b***h and needing a israeli psyop ~~*music*~~ to workout
Being a homosexual who wears airpods
good. It builds character. Your ancestors didn't need stimulation 24/7 to get through the day and neither do you.
My ancestors were homosexuals that I would easily mog
You wouldn't survive a year a millennia ago. You only have it good due to your ancestors.
>tfw your ancestors have been to blood and dismemberment for you to be here
>tfw part of your bloodline could possibly end with you
I don’t know a much worse fate than this
See
They also didn't have to listen to white prostitute or basedboi gym music on repeat
honestly its nice sometimes
>music stops
>just treadmills running
>bars clanging on pins
>Goodbye stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true
Realizing you didn't charge your earbuds or phone to full power before leaving hom
>Yo, these homies can't breathe when I come through
Hum too, some shoes, gotta be twenty man
It's not even funny they can't (Breathe)
The chokehold's too tight
The left looks too right
You know what? You right
These b***hes can't
>Oh, my life is changing everyday
In every possible way
And oh, my dreams
It's never quite as it seems
Never quite as it seems
>not being able to get the 8th rep so now your entire set is wasted
Am I the only zoomer on earth who doesn’t wear head phones at the gym? I haven’t worn earphones in like 5 years
Wtf do you then stare at your reflection?
>Yeah she come fast, so she leave quicker
'Cause she cum faster, skeet skeet homie
Girls just wanna have fun
(Oh girls)
Girls just wanna have fun
(Girls just wanna have)
>Move your body, girl
Makes the fellas go
The way you ride it, girl
Makes the fellas go
Move your body, girl
Makes the fellas go
The way you ride it, girl
Who’s peeking out from under a stairway
Calling a name that lighter than air
Who’s reaching out to give me a rainbow
Everyone knows it’s windy
>La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy, your loving is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy, it's more than I dare to think about
I’ve been reading a book between sets. As long as you can mentally block out the shitty business techno they usually have playing I’ve found it’s kept me in the zone much longer. Also feels good man.
Forgetting your pants and lifting in jeans.
Getting hyped on stimulants but not having any food or sleep so your lifts are shit.
The only rack in the gym with safeties has someone doing meme exercises.
It's a holiday and your gym is closed but you find out after you show up
I only take music so I can dance like a stripper when I think nobody is looking.
failed interview so many times that dad don't really tell me to go find a job anymore and asked me to help him around the farm instead. dad lowkey gave up on me lol.
Did you at least try to ace your interview or was it a hr roastie interrogating you?
How do you do that? I went to 3 interviews and got 2 offers because I'm a sweet boy with lotsa charm.