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Good ol' wholesome child abuse. D'awwww...
Reddit is something else man. 20k people thought this was something worth commending instead of reprimanding.
It's like the further something is from a straight white male in good shape the more compelled they are to favor it.
I'd be willing to bet a large portion of those upvotes felt a similar level of revulsion but considered such thoughts "racist" and consequently upvoted it to ease their self perceived guilt.
95% at least are bots
Reddit hates fat people and black women
Its more than 20k, those are net upvotes
>It's like the further something is from a straight white male in good shape the more compelled they are to favor it.
lmao
>20k upvotes
Jesus fricking christ that's disgusting
YAAAAS that is so wholesome
what the frick is wrong with black people? I'm hispanic and if I saw a white person singing a song of hispanic origin all I would do is just cringe depending on how bad they're singing
Awful nutrition in the womb and at an early age combined with a being born to mothers that regularly drank alcohol and did drugs while pregnant. Growing up stressed and abused also means they mature and hit puberty earlier despite their shitty diet. This means their brains don't actually develop fully as children. They're basically all low IQ, with little self control, unable to empathize with others and unable to plan ahead for more than short periods of time. Add to this a culture that promotes aggression and violence and a society that let's them get away with their actions and you've basically got adult sized toddlers.
ok all those things maybe, but mainly it's just growing up without a father and the very widespread cope "it systems fault" for every thing that goes bad in their life.
>I don't have thing? it system fualt for not providingme with a good starting hand. therfore I steal and it's ok.
etc.
high sociopathic tendencies, socioeconomics, and enviroment (their parents) with a culture that thinks being polite makes you white and to be black and fit in you have to act like a Black person to fit in
Don't forget the underdeveloped prefrontal cortex
the majority of people have that and never emotionally age past 12
>you have to act like a Black person to fit in
This is one of the more depressing things.
>Be me
>High school
>Wealthy (white/israeli) area
>Literally one black kid
>Let's call him Mark (real name was not Black personish so he gets a white name here)
>Nice boy, studied, got good grades, participated in sports, well liked by all
>School starts bussing in nogs from poorer areas
>All sheboons
>Nogs all start a ruckus wherever they are
>Problems all the time
>Overhear them one day, talking about Mark
>Latoya: I was hanging out with Mark the other day, he's so cute
>Latifa: what's with him, he always acts so white?
>Jaykwallen: I invited him join us at the mall and skip the test yesterday but he said he didn't want to lose his "A" average
Shaniqua: if he don't wanna be a homie he can stick with the ytpipo.
Lost touch with Mark but he was a good kid, I hope he went on to do good things. There's so much potential in some of them but the culture of you "need to be a stupid, violent thug to be black" is depressing to see because it robs some great people of opportunities they never knew they had.
Hope Mark makes it. You're story reminded me of the miniseries Show Me a Hero, which was about lowcost housing development and racial issues in Yonkers. It sounds like it should be preachy garbage, but one of the subtle redpills was that you basically need a high % white/low % black ratio for blacks to be able to integrate properly and pull themselves out of squalor. If blacks form their own communities/cultures, they'll never get better.
Thomas Sowell is an example of a hood homie becoming a powerful force for minority rights (is ivy league educated). White trash exists and permeates white culture too.
What was she singing?
K K K
Fine
Sicker than your average Black person killer
Twist Black folk' heads off Black folk fricking stink Black folk and gayers Chicken wing eating players Triple K hooligans like Moon Man Dead right if they head right Fricking your mom every night Moon Man’s been smooth since days of killing israelites Never lose, never choose to Lynch israelites who do something to us
>people
At some point you gotta learn right? Around blacks don't relax. Gotta be ready to defend yourself at any moment. Avoid them when possible since your too pussy to remove them from your surroundings
Black person vs Black person behaiviour, as much I hate blacks that hoe deserved it
This
No one wants to listen to you music. Keep it for yourself in public places.
I wish that white angel had a firearm
>Guys look I'm doing the bare minimum for child
>Give me social validation
When did it become normal to just do this? Nobody cares about your kid. I love kids, but I dont care about YOUR kids
It's ok anons the American public schools will see to it that she's healthy
Ever notice that he has never done a movie on the corporate responsibility of McDonald's?
my gym teacher in high school was fat but had the best calves I've ever seen irl
Mine was a wheelchair guy who had been a college athelete but got in a car accident that paralyzed him waist down. He was like the family guy character unironically.
Inspiring.
Mine looked like a cartoon character version of a gym teacher
>yoked manlet
>no neck
>flat top haircut
>face ranged from red to dark red depending on how loud he was screaming
Good times
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen a fat guy with small calves
The secret to having good calves is to be obese at some point in your life unironically
I send my kids to a private school that has parents vet the lesson plans to remove troony and diversity is our strength programming as much as possible. Anyway the gym teacher has to be like 350 pounds. I looked at him like what the frick are you supposed to be teaching our kids? Athleticism? Healthy habits? Fricking ridiculous. Fortunately my kids beg to "exercise" with me and do pushups, situps, and jumping jacks so I think I've given them the right mindset so far. My 5 year old son looks buff as shit for a kid, I have high hopes that he will surpass my physical peak in all ways, I'd be so proud.
My gym teacher was also the football coach and he was yolked. He lived a fit lifestyle. Inspiring.
His job is to be a welfare queen who works for the state and doesn't have a real job..... which actually is pretty based
i had a 28 yo gf that looked like this. i was afraid to eat her pussy. she claimed she had tyroid problems but she never made an effort to treat it. she smelled like a man. she claimed to be vegan but she feeded herself with tortilla chips. she was a raging feminist/antifa/communist/everything wrong in this world. i dumped her after the first month because she was fricking unsufferable i only dated her because i wanted to get my dick wet. totally not worth it. dont make my mistake bros.
Just marsturbate bro wtf
I actually feel bad for this kid.
My mother didn't learn to cook because she was the one working 24/7. The rest of her sisters were prostitutes and fricked around.
My grandmother raised me and my brother and we were at a very healthy weight until we moved to another country and my mother's cooking was what we relied on up to the end of highschool.
My brother a diagnosed autist is now obese and I'm overweight.
It's on me now to fix it, but growing up was a hell of a lot harder simply because mom never learned to cook.
I feel for this girl. I hope she claws her way out of obesity. It's no joke it ruins your fricking life man.
Nice larp fattie, now go for an uphill run and no sodas you fat frick!
Everything else aside, I still don't understand why it's ever been legal to put images of your kids online. She's just standing there staring into space like she deals with this shit every day while her mother oggles her body with the camera for all the perverts watching.
This just makes me sad. Looks like a good kid, but that weight is going to hold her back from making friends, open her up to bullying, and overall make life for her less enjoyable. It's a wholesome moment, kid looks excited for school, but frick is it completely ruined.
Friendly reminder that public schooling is state indoctrination and should be considered criminal child abuse and neglect.
Kids built like a Steven universe character
thanks calarts, very obese child, i hate it
obese children are the saddest fricking thing because its obviously not their fault. and if you look at their parents 100% of the time they are morbidly obese too. I'd say they should be sent to foster care but american foster care is probably even worse for them because they will be raped and sold into human trafficking at worst and end up at a house being "taken care" of by someone who only cares about the check
I had an idea for a startup business that would stop bullying. Or at least would stop victims of bullying being harassed. The idea is to rent out children to schools and places where bullying occurs and these children would act as decoys for the bullies. These children would be dressed up so they look like massive poindexter nerds to attract the attention of the bully. Then the bully would start bullying these decoy victim children instead of the regular students at the school. The business would be called Rent a Victim, or something along those lines
her parents should be tortured for feeding this kid goyslop. poor thing
That kid has a weight problem, but if the kids at her school managed to go one day without trying to roll her around they have an even bigger problem.
watch her eyes at the .20 sec mark. That's the moment she realizes.
That sub is nothing But black kids and families Isn’t it
Need some more fph for motivation.
Honestly, if fat girls looked like the left, maybe I could be with a fat girl. But that reality hits hard
>Someone graduates college and puts on 200lbs over the next five years
> 700,000cal surplus
>@ 3500cal per pound for 200lbs
>Spent across 1835 days is 383 cal surplus per day
Is that not wild to anyone here? Not even 400 cal extra per day can get someone to this weight range. Maybe one donut a day, don't let it happen to you, anon!
>400 cal doughnuts
America is a terrifying place.
500+ calorie coffee drinks from Starbucks is almost worse.
Jesus christ, and i thought the slop in briton was bad
We in Blighty have the food traffic light system, our labels basically tell us at a glance if its high tier slopper or passable.
America makes their labels very obscure, so unless you care, you end up eating all kinds of slop.
i had a fat gf who love starbucks. one day i payed attention to how the coffee was made there. literally a full glass of whole milk, whipped cream, tons of sugar and two minimal shots of coffee. i never ever dared to but any of the cakes or pastisserie there because they looked frozen/industrial as frick.
>that will be 6 euros, thanks
captcha: RNGRS
~500 cal donuts are the common recipe for oil-fried donuts around the world, nothing to do with murica.
They are half that in the UK.
https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/doughnuts/sainsburys-doughnuts-white-iced-ring-x4-6543531-p
Cheap supermarket ones are crap though, if I’ve got calories to waste on a doughnut I’d rather go to krispy kreme, crosstown or doughnut time.
Not admitting when you're wrong is a trait of fatties.
Went to America last summer to hike.
Went to the pharmacy because I needed something. Pharmacy sells:
>MnM's
>Candy
>Soda
>Frozen pizza
>Hot pockets
And tons of sugary/fat shit.
That country is doomed
Every store has snacks at the register
I'm talking an entire section dedicated to making you fat. In a fricking pharmacy. If you don't see the problem you will fall with America when it inevitably does.
You can buy booze and tobacco products at some pharmacies as well. I’m wondering how long time-wise down this slippery slope until legal meth and opiates are sold OTC.
Pharmacies were where you used to buy those things before they were made illegal in the 1930s.
The war on drugs was a mistake
Guess who started the war on drugs?
Das rite. The US. Because of one obsessed c**t
The only mistake is we didn't use bombs
...in a pharmacy?
Jesus fricking Christ, humanity needs a big red reset button
It was probably a walgreens. Basically a convenience store with other services like a post office, optical, grocery, pharmacy, passport photos, etc. They have similar shit here in Canada, called shoppers drug mart. You very likely have something similar in your country, you just don't know it because I assume you never leave your house.
>Is that not wild to anyone here?
no, because normal people notice weight gain and make changes.
>Maybe one donut a day
...or 1.6kg/3.5lb of cabbage, or 360g/0.8lb chicken breast. Don't eat hyper-palatable foods made of refined carbs mixed with refined fats and you'll be fine.
Imagine a hamplanet trying to eat 20kg of cabbage to keep up a 5000Cal daily energy intake.
>20kg of cabbage
I had that toy rifle. 1980s pure kino.
This would be unironically a god tier bulking kek
The intake had to grow with time because there is some cost to keeping the new size but, yeah, simple to do
that is pretty wild
Whilst a pound of fat is 3500 calories, it takes significantly more than consuming 3500 calories to put a pound of fat on. There is a calorific cost in the body to consuming, processing and storing energy
That's like a whole extra meal every day for 5 years straight, anon. That's a lot. And if you don't notice weight creeping up on you a few lbs in you're not paying any fricking attention.
i lost 30 kgs during my 3 years in college because of stress lmao
>Is that not wild to anyone here?
no, because that's half an extra lunch every single day, for five years non-stop, despite getting visibly fatter all the time.
not really accurate, because your base metabolic rate increases as you gain weight so in reality you would need to eat wayyyy more than just 400 extra cals per day to maintain that kind of weight gain
That's not how it works. You won't gain 200lbs just from eating an extra 400cal a day. You'll eventually plateau after 50lbs or whatever
Your scenario would be factually correct if for some reason our maintenance calorie intake remained the exact same throughout no matter what. What makes it even crazier is that fatties are ever increasing blobs of mass that continue to eat over an ever increasing maintenance calorie to continue to gain weight.
when you consider that their tdee is constantly increasing too it's more crazy
just saying "400kcal surplus"
doesn't really articulate that they must be eating like 4000kcal
Fatter you get the more your basic metabolic rate augments. It takes a shitload more calories tp pump your fatass blood if you weigh 300 pounds than if you weigh 200
Your logic is flawed because weight gain is exponential not linear. The more you gain, the more you need to gain because you're burning more by existing. You need to be at a surplus for that time, but the level for reaching the surplus constantly rises because your old surplus becomes your new maintain.
The word you're thinking of is logarithmic. It takes increasingly more to get the same gains.
Let's say a 180 cm dude weighs 80 kgs (~177 lbs) and exercises 4-5 times a week. His daily maintenance is around 2650 kcal.
After he finishes college he just stops exercising, but he keeps eating 2650 kcal daily. He puts on 40 kgs without pigging out.
To put on 100 kgs -- and arrive at whopping 180 kgs (almost 400 lbs) -- he needs to increase his daily calorie intake by 700 kcal, to 3350.
That's difficult with a high-quality good, but terrifyingly easy with goyslop. The even scarier part is that we're talking about 3350 kcal for a stable weight of 180 kgs -- and once he starts eating goyslop, he's unlikely to be satiated with his extra burger per day.
>Is that not wild to anyone here?
No, because it's the exact same way you lose weight too. A small deficit over a long period of time.
post more FPH
>600 cal for breastfeeding
Damn, i want to brestfeed too. Will the brave new world allow me to have this dieting hack?
trannies literally are trying to get it currently. Many claim that the pus from their manboob is milk and they should be able to feed it to poor fricking babies. Welcome to the dark frickign world
it's surprisingly simple actually. trannies only need to take an extra med called domperidone which induces lactation. they already have the glands and ducts necessary. the human body be crazy.
They do not. Males don't have sufficient milk glands and the output is pitiful, it's a fetish for pedo groomers and coomers to do that to babies.
this one is really new, I was in the thread it was posted in
yeah I grabbed it last thread
>Eating so many cupcakes, peeling the paper off of each one takes too much time
>Eating cupcakes so often you develop a taste for the paper itself
Its actually a dopamine loop, shes trained her brain so that unwrapping a cupcake gives her physical pleasure. Its the same addiction response you get from pulling a lighter even without lighting the cig, or from seeing a slot machine spin even before you see the payout.
I also like paper cupcake wrappers. The the texture is fun.
The thought of that "mayo soup" is gag inducing
It's okay, she uses low fat mayo.
>I also use low fat mayo
While the post timestamp is yesterday, so that makes sense.
Kinda same happened to my friend, she was always a bit above normal weight, but then when she had to watch what she ate during pregnancy and breastfeeding and had to cut out all alcohol etc, the weight just fell off
The difference is in the "tee hee pregnancy cravings, they must be obeyed" and "tee hee I'm eating for two it doesn't count" mentalities
>breastfeeding burns calories
Honey, time for your exercises
This is unironically why I'll never have children.
I cannot imagine loving a woman and then she just goes and fricks up her body becoming a lardass using the child as an excuse.
Did you ignore the other woman in the story that not only didn't gain much weight but wound up thinner than before pregnancy? Or do you just need to seethe to feel something
I didn't ignore it, but a 5050 chance isn't one I'm willing to take.
Too bad nobody gave that advice to your father
breastfeeding burns 600 calories a day????
insanity
how do i breastfeed babies in order to maximize a cut ?
>my wife ONLY gained 25 lbs
Please tell me this is just for american pregnancies. I refuse a woman puts on 12 kgs of fat over 9 months.
That's counting the baby, the extra blood, the placenta, all of it you stupid frick.
>randomly gaining 25 pounds in 9 months is the same as gaining 25 pounds in pregnancy
Jesus frick this place would be so much better if most of you homosexuals would actually talk to a woman just once.
YNBAW
Should be a “cute mockery”
I know, I have a real penis not a meat tube made from my forearm skin.
I'm pretty most sane people will err on the side of slightly overfed over malnourished, are you moronic? It's not a bulk/cut cycle, it's a whole other human that you could frick for life by not eating enough
I'm not American. My wife gained 18 pounds and she gained the least out of all her pregnant friends. Touch grass
10 kgs is normal and healthy. If a woman holds her weight to “prepregnancy+weight of fetus+weight of amniotic fluids+weight of placenta” (call it 5-7 kgs), she’s probably not getting enough excess micros to prevent her body from robbing itself for the pregnancy. They used to say “each child is a tooth” because insufficient natal minerals would cause a woman’s teeth to loosen in their sockets and she was likely to lose one. Then breastfeeding also is a huge drain on a woman’s micronutrient reserves. Even if she’s fat, she probably needs to supplement like mad or eat a slight caloric excess to maintain her own reserves.
b***h can always jog it off later, but when her nutrition is important for the development of your child, you can’t let her not eat because she doesn’t want to sweat later or she’s nauseated due to hormone fluctuations (morning illness). During her first pregnancy I told my wife that if she didn’t eat meat with supper, I’d give her something to really cry about.
Obviously this isn’t a problem for the Martsharters, Germoids, or the Bonglish. Or maybe their food is so dire that the woman won’t get proper micros even though she puts on 25 kgs
Can you moron gay Black folk just kiss and frick already NO ONE CARES
Found the moron
>7lb is the healthy baby
>uterus goes from size of prune to large enough to accommodate the 7lb baby, uterus alone now weighs 2lb
>add the placenta (1.5 lb), the cord, the amniotic fluid that protects the baby and it is swimming in it, only becomes a tight fit near end
>extra weight of swollen booba to prepare for breastfeeding
>extra weight of distended abdomen that surrounds uterus with all of the mentioned above inside
>little bit of extra weight because current age makes it almost impossible to avoid goislop
bro, do you even sex ed? I know globohomosexual is more interested in teaching third graders about anal sex with troony dick right now than actual human reproduction, but Jesus fricking christ, the internet exists.
I assume he meant post giving birth but even then that's not that much and she lost it afterwards
Shit b8 m8.
Shit, this could be my story. My wife was probably about her leanest ever about 4 months after pregnancy. Never quite thought about the calories lost to breast feeding, but it makes sense.
Another /fph/ thread... Don't you idiots have anything better to do?
Some of us are actively trying to lose weight and come to this subforum for support. It's upsetting to see a thread DEDICATDED to SHAMING OTHERS ACTIVELY TRYING TO IMPROVE.
Again mods, can we please for the love of God move these over to /LULZ? They have nothing to do with health and fitness and actively promote hostility and hate to plus sized people.
Please consider our request. Thank you.
How many pictures of cats with wienertails do you have?
AI can generate an infinite amount
>be this dude
>be so fat refer to itself in plural
>fat fingers typed this post
No I doint hgave fgat fingfers
The shame is what made me change, anon. Shut the frick up.
Im 22. In highschool I was funny, charming, and since I was fat the fit lads didnt see me as a threat. I got along with everyone, and as such was never told I needed to lose weight.
Once I got out, got made fun of, had people telling me its wrong, and realized how stupid being 425lb was, I made a change.
Now at 250lb and happy.
Bullying fricking works. Frick your morals.
Also pic for proof.
Nice fan
good job, king. keep going
Good on ya anon
my best mate called me fat for a year and a half until I turned my shit around. Now I weight less than him. granted he's got muscle on me.
Checked. Your buddy is gold, hold on to friends who give you truth
>awkward stance
>hint of neckbeard
>dark room
>parent’s house
pottery
>Systema
But other than that GJ lad keep going
Good stuff bro. Don't let anyone justify being fat. It's a choice and a shit choice at that.
It's a copeypasta, but good for you anyway
Congratulations, you just posted your body in response to a copy pasta. Being fat once made you eternally stupid. There's no hope.
I guess fatties who can’t resist pasta irl can’t resist it online either
bullying fat people into losing weight is a morally good thing to do
I hate people like you so much.
guaranteed (You)’s, holy frick you have to be clinically moronic to keep falling for this overused obvious bait
Boooo. Back to Twitter homosexual. Enjoy your (you)s
that's a lot of words just to say you're hungry
I request a flaming wienertail next thread
Is this bait?
Are you new here?
FPH or IST for that matter NEVER doeswhat you're ryingto say it does :
>SHAMING OTHERS ACTIVELY TRYING TO IMPROVE.
We never shame fat people who arerying to improve. Ever.
Instead we shame the obese moherfrickers that REFUSE to improve.
BIG DIFFERENCE YOU MASSIVE homosexual.
NOW PLEASE STOP USING CAPSLOCK.
THIS IS THE INTERNET, NOT YOUR PARENTS GETTING A DIVORCE
And we can clearly see tha you're obese because as we know, obesity causes brain problemsand makes people dumber, whivch is evident in your post.
Now shut your mouth and go on thereadmill fatty.
>Is this bait?
yes
>Are you new here?
you must be
unless this is also a bait
>asks “Are you new here?”
>responds to pasta
>are you new here
>we we we we we
Frick off newbie, stop talking like you've been here forever. You replied to a pasta homosexual
>1 post by this id
>posts baits
>collects (you)s
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
I hate fat people so fricking much it's unreal.
>It's harassment to point out the obvious truth
>A truth that's more helpful than enabling YAS FAT QUEEN comments
How did we get here?
Joanna you are very attractive 🙂
Make sure you pay $10 to give facebook your government ID, lads.
The girl on the right(in the practice video) not the beast with the front arse on the far right.
lmao, she's never done anything like this before
Pretty sure this is an actual medical condition
mayoincupholderitis?
It’s called SS
Underrated
XD
It is, but it's caused by being morbidly obese and lack of exercise.
it is actually, very observant of you anon! I worked in a doctor's office for a while, it's officially noted in records as "Morbid obesity due to excess calories" I believe the code is E66.01 if I recall correctly.
but you still would need the energy and mass to actually create that, if she didnt eat as much it wouldnt be nearly as bad
An American in Paris
this is a corpse, right?
Pretty sure he's just on his way to the buffet. I assume that's India and you know how they love their cows.
You can see the lividity pooling in his back and also the very very big coffin.
Judging by his purple face I would say yes. Also I'm pretty sure both arms are now dislocated.
>they just throw him in a dumpster
Homey in the khaki shorts barely made it.
Why the effort, let him rot to a manageable weight where he was as a sign to the lack of dignity afforded to such resource hogs.
imagine the smell
I'd rather not
remember the good old days when 'plus sized' meant like 'jennifer lawrence sized'?
If you're that fricking fat you should give up and put wooden slats directly on the carpet under the mattress, then sleep on the floor like the animal you are.
Hahaha being too fat for bed. Hahahahahahahahahaha
at that point isn't your body basically a bed?
No because your fat isn't evenly distributed to support your spine while you're horizontal, in fact it's the exact opposite of what you need.
I used to be fat and I decided to lose weight specifically because I was having trouble sleeping because of that.
>be fat
>give up on box springs, take wood pallet pill
>designed to handle large amounts of weight
>can be had for cheap to free second-hand at warehouses
>easy to custom paint, easy to replace
>you’re a big heavy load, so you should sleep like one on something designed for one
Kek. You can also be moved easily with a forklift
honestly, once saw a documntary abouth a brothel and the matrasses where on wood pallets for the same reasons...
strong, cheap and easy to replace
Guys you have no idea. Once in a while I visit that sub, there is always a thread about beds. ALWAYS. This is not a one time occurrence, the community of r/PlusSize is at war with beds. A lot of these threads even mention that they have broken several bed frames in the past kek.
Didn't even realise that was a sub!
Frick me, what a shit show, this one made my sides hurt.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PlusSize/comments/11t0p76/vent_i_was_dogshowed/
That seems unusually cruel tbh, reads like some Disney movie where the the whole school is on the joke to embarrass some nerd... or maybe all Americans are just psychos.
But her friend instantly recommending losing weight together was based.
This. That's some 9-year old's behavior
Yeah, it may be a tad cruel
but after reading the responses to the comments about perhaps losing weight, I have less sympathy.
They just out right refuse and claim they are happy the way they are, which obviously is not the case.
It's on a fat cope subreddit, what did you expect ?
On the other side there's r/fatlogic which is kind of like fat people hate, except it's lame because nobody says anything that much mean, it's just "let's deboonk it" type of comments (redditors are castrated). Content itself is kind of funny sometimes though
don't believe it. if anything;
>fat girl got paired up with some guy in class
>he was friendly
>she thus fell for him
>he invited her to a party
>she made a move
>he explained he didn't feel that way about her and wanted to keep it friendly
>she got upset, some girls laughed at her
>her friends and family told her to lose weight
>she turned to the worlds greatest circlejerk
i don't know many dudebros, but i really don't think there's many (in higher education) so devoid of empathy as to organise a passive aggressive prank that involves a $$$ payoff
There's like a 95% chance it's fake.
Still, I partied a lot in college and was genuinely a terrible human being. I could see 20 year old me pulling some shit like this or knowing someone who did.
Hollywood shaped American Culture through shitty movies. But yeah, also, her mom
>I tried to talk to my mom about it too and she was “sympathetic but not surprised” and also gently used offered a weight loss solution.
Hit right off the bat haha
capped for lazy c**ts (me)
>ball my eyes out
>ball
It's bawl. This is how you know every obeast on feddit is not just fat, also moronic.
Jesus that place is a goldmine. Nothing but delusional fat girls as far as the eye can see.
I can't believe ISTs would do this
please tell me you have a link to said thread
The same group of people who would destroy someone's life if a video surfaced of them casually saying "Black person" 20 years ago because "freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences" become livid when you freely comment on their public appearance and gay little costumes. Being fat and ugly and intentionally wearing some costume in public for attention will bring negative attention. Freedom of speech (expression) does not mean freedom from consequences (anons pointing out how fat and ugly they are)
This concept is beyond their comprehension. In reality they just want to stifle and destroy you when convenient and keep you from ever making them feel bad.
t. people who think everything is the government. The bill of rights applies to govt institutions, and walmart can throw your honkey ass out for saying anything brand damaging
As much as I hate obesity, I can look the other way for cosplayers and people that like fashion or dressing up if they put enough effort into it with make up and nice clothes to make it all look good. The problem is that 99% of the time they don't do that they just half ass it
Based fembots being autistic genderswapped versions of us. Still wouldn't go near one though.
As someone whose girlfriend frequents /cgl/ I immediately knew where this was going.
Did they fall into an old well or something? Literally just a slab on concrete over a hole with stone walls. Also imagine being so big concrete can't support you Jesus christ.
Probably a sinkhole under a road
nah, looks like they found basement under the host's house, 4 inches of shit concrete made with garbage sand - i believe it's possible, it was like half metric ton bouncing rhytmically on it, it would hold a ton but mot half a ton hammer
that's also why there's no military marching in big groups on bridges - few fell that way back in the day
It was a well. You can see the bricks lining the side.
what the frick
Would you believe me if I said that was a 14 year old?
What’s up with the non-reaction of everyone there?
They reacted appropriately given the nature of the deceased.
If you’ve ever ridden anything like this, you know you can barely see the person next to you, they probably didn’t see it
Eyyyy splattbert!
Just saw the follow-up. Family suing everyone (no surprise), kid was a fat nig that ignored the safety precautions (no surprise), and they're demolishing the ride (sad).
How did he ignore the safety ? Did he not have belt on ?
He was over the weight/size limit and the harness wouldn't close completely, lmao.
The ride has only a firm chest harness that comes over the shoulders and a bump in the middle of the seat between the legs. Ideally these two should be just 8 inch aparton a normal person but this kid was so tall and fat (particularly the stomach) that the chest harness locked in place on the farthest setting. The seat was technically locked and the ride wouldn't operate if it wasn't. The ride dropped this kid slipped out the bottom space between the chest harness and the seat. I think the ride also has an optional belt but the ride operators don't check it, just the harness lock.
He was technically overweight for this ride and had been denied entry to two other rides that night.
I speculate he might have lost consciousness from the drop because even a small amount of strength should be enough to hold you in your seat.
fat nig or not, it's fairly moronic that the harness can lock and give all good signal when there's enough space for someone to slip through
imagine being the minimum wagie operator and having to tell the teenage 6'6 300lb gigaBlack person he's too fat to ride
can we really blame them for just letting it happen?
>that feel tfw when cutting
>should be disgusted
>want to go do this
It shouldn't make me this happy to see a brit suffering and being reduced to such a low... but it really fricking does can't wait for their extinction.
The best part is, after losing all my weight +250 lbs, I could do this, once a week, in the beginning and not see a net gain.
Now I just don't cheat day all that often
Now this is just moronic and being excessive for not god damn reason. I could easily eat that much meat he has in that """burger""", how much is that, 4 or 5 quater pounder patties ? so about a half a kilo of beef ? Some cheese and lettuce, fine. But instead of making some decent meal out of those ingredients you make a shit heap leaning tower of Pisa that you bite from the side like a fricking animal
>that fricking gallon or whatever the frick ABSOLUTE UNIT of coke
I don't even have enough strength to complain anymore
I’ve been looking for this with sound forever, can’t find it anywhere.
FOUND IT
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR79NTKW/
>okay I did 20 situps
>now it’s time to treat myself with a dozen donuts
Today should be my rest day and i can feel my shoulders and legs hacking since I woke up.
Despite this, lurking this thread is awakening quite a strong urge to work out immediately.
Ex fat btw
Don’t forget to lubricate your food…
Fat >people literally have no pallette
This made me feel violent
Might as well just eat the sauce alone then
Weirdly the most offensive thing about this is that he puts his fingers into the dip.
Use a fork, you goddamn animal. Or if the nug coating can't handle being piercing, tweezers or chopsticks.
Eating more dip than meat is moronic too. Imagine eating a meal and the "seasoning" is the majority of the calories in it
Love how fat people have literally no idea how nutrition works but still try to pull out buzzwords like “mineral”. Why don’t any of the “trust the science” crowd correct these people?? Makes you think
Some of them did. I saw one of the twitter accounts who still insists people wear masks today get cancelled and unfollowed because they just stated the simple fact that if you're obese covid will kill ya.
Some people did care about the science, but for a lot others (especiallyy the fatties) it was just about feeling more righteous.
Fatties and weak people in general had a blast during covid because they got to feel superior to everyone else simply by wearing a mask. They got to ride their moral high for two years, just by being good goys.
>entice people to eat healthier food for nutrients
>by drowning it in unhealthy food
I hate ranch dressing as much as I hate the anti-Christ.
Wtf does 2e AuDHD mean
My special kind of attention deficit hyperactivity(lol) disorder
People think you need to entice kids to eat healthy. In reality if you just feed them healthy food they will eventually eat it. I know this because I have kids. My sister thinks her kids won’t eat healthy. When I watch them I feed them fruit instead of candy. My sister insists they don’t eat fruit. But I just keep the fruit out for them. They whine for ice cream for a bit. Then eventually eat the fruit and enjoy it. Because there is nothing else to eat.
Now I kinda understand this concept.
There are foods that just don't go down as easily, even if they taste good. Usually it's when the food is kinda dry and adding some sauce to dip it in is a nice fix.
Of course, that assumes reasonable portions. I imagine hers are anything but. Drowning things in half a gallon of mayo/ranch/ketchup/whatever is a trend I notice way too often in these threads
Requesting the old motivation comic where the fat guy runs a race and wins, it's been a while since I've seen it, it really ought to be posted more to IST.
They are just insulting themselfs
Shit like this is the end result of grading children's papers by word count rather than content
Her entire thesis is disproven by the fact that black hunter gatherers are still around and are very skinny people, and that this is probably what most Africans would have looked like in the colonial age.
Instead she writes an entire book of her copes. Pathetic.
Why do lil babies always have fat rolls?
Babyfat
You’re a moron. Here thesis is wrong for other reasons but that’s not it. Her thesis only requires that europeans imagine Africans fat, not that africans actually be fat.
Her thesis is wrong because it is reductionist garbage, it does not account for men (europeans imagined african men as lean slaves, or as sexually dangerous muscular men) and it uses shifting definitions of who even is “fat” (cites Reubens as evidence Euros liked fat people, but no modern fat activist would call them fat but instead “smallfat” or “straight size” and therefore not fat)
Also Reubens hated fat people. His style is known a “Grotesques” for a reason. He was part of the first wave of portraitists who didn’t artificially perfect his subjects. He painted your pox sores, wrinkles, scars, and your double chin they way they were, out of distaste for vainity. He married a thin woman and she stayed thin despite giving him 4 children.
His mythological subjects were composed to castigate the sinfulness of the time, which leads to portrayals of fat weak characters with smooth brained looks on their faces.
The beauty of a Reubens is the technical master and the wider composition, as opposed to the technical subject.
i enjoyed that anon, painting is very good also, why the anime sparkles in eyes though? he gave himself massive calves and the dress fabric must have taken hefty part of painting it
Yeah, my first thought was “lotsa white supremacy going on in African tribes!”
Luv ebony pussy
'Ate fatsos
Simple as
So only White people are smart enough to respect their bodies? Seems kind of racist.
Americans need to stop going "oh just dont buy it" in response to stores being full of aisles of sugary garbage. Yeah no shit I'm not buying it I've lost 60lbs. But theres a reason this country is so much fricking fatter than every other first world nation, look at this and tell me that American people are the only problem. Foods loaded with HFCS are have been studied to be more addictive than crack-cocaine. This shit should be just as illegal as drugs as far as I'm concerned. Instead Coca Cola and the other evil food oligopolies pay billions of dollars to make sure every child in America is guzzling soda like nothing.
The world is fricked
Soda is poison. I avoid it and anything with HFCS, and corn syrup in general. At this point I don't even like eating foods that contain it, they taste "syrupy" almost
Well, it is called high fructose corn SYRUP, anon.
>This shit should be just as illegal as drugs as far as I'm concerned.
Why would they do that? The state is who caused HFCS to be in everything because they subsidize corn production and there's high tariffs on cane sugar imports to protect a few domestic sugar producers. People figured out a way to make all that extra corn useful and have a sweetener cheaper than the artificially expensive cane sugar. Start with getting rid of corn subsidies and cane sugar tariffs and go from there.
No substance should be illegal, one should be free to eat or drug himself to death.
When people cuck out and demand that bad substances should be banned not only theyre giving the government power to ban everything thats not deemed healthy by bureaucrats theyre also putting the weight of healthy decisions off themselves and onto big daddy government, like little children
Noticed this getting groceries today. An entire aisle dedicated to sugary sodas, another one dedicated to chips, another one specifically for sugary juices, yet another one for candy, and another for cookies. There are more aisles for unhealthy foods than there are for healthy foods, by a significant margin. Stores should only be allowed to dedicate say, 20 percent of their shelves to nutritionally devoid foods.
I dont know how common this is but the worst part is my grocery store has a "health food" section thats actually just full of carby meat substitutes and palm-oil filled "keto bomb" desserts. The average person in America has almost 0 nutritional knowledge and its really clear, you have to understand the nutrition label but most people simply do not.
And even the nutrition labels can lie. They can claim extremely small dosage and then round down anything under 0.5g to 0g. In Europe everything is listed per 100g which makes it easy to compare different foods. Also it's never rounded to zero, you'll see "< 0.5g" if it's really less than that, but even if it's the full 0.5g of whatever (sugar lets say) for 100g of produce that is nothing. For a 2g serving (like tic tac) that would be 25%
I hate fat people so much. I don't even care that they're unhealthy, I care that their existence is gag inducing and pathetic. The fact it is unhealthy is just a bonus since they'll die faster. Being fat is a character flaw.
How do these fats have such high self-confidence in posting these pics on their online dating profile? I have crippling low self-esteem and self-worth. Can I learn something from them?
It's a woman on online dating site, she gets hundreds of messages every day. Some of them are mean and making fun of her like this pic, about a half is just "wanna frick ?" or just a dick pick but a lot of it is genuine desperate men that will try with anyone.This is inflating their ego a lot.
I don't even blame them, it's the desperate simp's fault it is this way.
Shes faking it anon, she wrote an entire essay at that insult because shes deeply insecure. Honestly I think thats why fat women have so much sway online insecure people tend to just spew a lot of verbal diarrhea as a defense mechanism.
Her profile is like that because shes trying to look as loose as possible so that she can show off that shes an easy lay for the fit dudes who get desperate on there. You see it a lot with fatties on dating apps, for women its different its not confidence to have nearly naked pics on a dating app if youre a woman, shes degrading herself to look more appealing. You see it a ton with fat women or even just women in general, women who dress loose tend to be insecure not confident.
what you're seeing here isn't confidence, it's narcissism derived from INTENSE self-loathing. self-hatred manifests in women differently than it does in men. nobody who loves themselves would go on a 100 message tirade the second their appearance is insulted.
HFCS isn't a problem. Japan's food is also full of that disgusting syrup, and they're all skinny fricks there.
Youve never been to Japan in your life
Was there for a month last year. All the coffee, teas, and sodas are hfcs based.
i work as a food courier using my bicycle, and i love the poetic justice that the fast food i deliver to these fat, lazy "people" is slowly killing them, while at the same time, the very act of the delivery itself, is making me stronger and fitter. i get paid to kill fat "people"
That's really good for you. If you could also ditch the degen anime as well then you'd really ascend
You should ditch IST and go back to pl3bbit.
>muh anime website
it's been 20 years, just go to IST if you're a weeb
20 more years gay boy
Fats are accepted by the same reasoning were not allowed to bully weebs anymore. "Let the freaks be"and see what happens
>I came to an anime website and now I'm mad!
>there shouldn't be anime on the anime website!
>why is this website like this??
>I came to an anime website
Wrong
Hi newbie
>newbie
Hi newfriend
Summer just never stops, does it?
Are you seriously still clinging to the "muh anime website" ? It's been 15+ years, moot is a homosexual and so are you
This homie still booty blasted over cartoons
>u mad bro ?
I'd post a sójack or something but I'm too lazy
If food couriers looked like that id be fat and lazy too
Never thought of it that way. Keep on being based, anon
Based “sorry about the weight” delivery cyclist.
Fat food delivery person helped convince me to stay losing weight. I had a hamplanet deliver my food once. It commented how good my food smelled as it handed me the bag with disgusting fingers that looked more akin to bursting sausages than digits. I resolved never to look like that, and started cutting and working out.
Kek, I may start doing this. I love biking but some extra cash is nice too.
Basado
I hope your fat murder death spree crusade goes well.
>hate fats so much
>bully fats
>mom is fat
>has been my whole life
>not gigantic, but adele at her biggest tier
>has tried to lose it over the years, always fails to diet
>doing pretty good the past couple, down to maybe 28 BMI
>see women in these threads
>reminds me of her
>reminds me of growing up
>see people bulle fats
>remember the one time I called her fat and how she cried
How do I stop feeling bad about my mama bros? I just want to be mean to chonkers on the internet
>remember the one time I called her fat and how she cried
Sounds like you did the right thing. Sometimes the tactful route doesn't work, and you need to drop a nuke.
Having sex with her svelte son would give her a confidence boost and let her know you think she's attractive.
>he called his own mother fat
Look I hate fats too, but I hope you apologized profusely. You don't do that.
>mum's got a bmi of 22 but no upper body strength
>go to football training one day
>she's the skinniest mother there
>brings up weight in the car on the way home
>call her "the world's fattest mother" as a joke
>she takes it seriously and starts going to the gym
>keeps it up for more than a decade to present day
>now in her late 60s and has abs
>bullied dad into losing 10kg
feels bad but also good, she wasn't even fat
I think it'd be funnier if it were flipped, but still keep the post in the way