fph: transfats edition you know the drill

No fph thread? Let's change that

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OK, have a look

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      looking good

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you not just save the image
      how does a russian reposting it with no words add to it at all
      fucking phoneposters are so fucking retarded

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you're speaking to an iphone user. Look at his filaname.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >#engorged

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/BMcijue.jpg

        Actual fucking question here. I’m a faIST so idk how biology works beyond fitness things. How do people get THIS fat, like fucking jabba levels of fatness. I’ve only seen obese people IRL, but they can still walk n shit. How does the body not die?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The same way body builders build up to being able to curl a weight that would snap a dyel if they tried to squat it: escalating increments.

          The body is a beast with the will to survive drilled into it for 2 billion years. eating is a part of the prime directive, and accumulating fat in a stressful environment is it’s natural response. people grow slowly, and then exponentially once their body has had thousands of hours of experience accumulating fat. their organs adapt (albiet to an unsustainable state) and once those organs start to die from the strain, medications and medical procedures are introduced to correct for it and maintain homeostasis. which is: eat-grow-survive. But, the body knows that this is wrong. it knows that this outcome is not tenable in any environment. The beast within understands that at that size, defense is impossible, which causes anxiety(on top of the human stressors), which causes the body to retain that fat, and the mind to seek comfort from that anxiety in the only way it knows: eating

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hasnt stopped me
      >cant wipe own ass

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do these hyper obese guys always have spots on their skin that have darkened? Like it looks like they'd be rock hard to the touch.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s necrotic flesh. They’re so big that parts of their body just give up and die, the blood can’t reach them anymore. So it rots while still attached to the "living" parts of the fatty.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's lymphedema

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        fat fuck --> chronic high insulin levels --> stimulation of skin cells by shared growth factors --> darker skin

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that his thigh or his scrotum?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like banana splits

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It amazes me when these creatures make thier guttural vocalizations. It's like they're talking to us. In some ways it's just funny like they think they're people .

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not that into comics, but I’m pretty sure the hulk doesn’t look like a short fat retard.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he does in the films

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DUDE MY SHINS SHATTERING UNDER MY MASSIVE GUT IS JUST LIKE MARVEL MOVIE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I just neglected my health and weight for multiple decades and suddenly: lumbar fracture

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lumbar fracture out of fucking nowhere, who would have seen that one coming

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible Bulk

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank god she mentioned the Hulk. I don't think I ever could made the connection between Bruce Banner and some green mood.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You're telling women of size that they dont matter
      Yes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you wonder why healthcare can't be free in the US, remember that these anthropomorphic barn animals are the ones taking up most of the medical resources for the urgently in-need, for the mere reason of stupid shit like "muh chest hurt".

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they die before 60 so use less resources than a 90 year old.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The 90 year old spends 60 years contributing and paying taxes and then dies whereas the fatso sucks off the government's teat for their entire fucking lives

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No, they die before 60 so use less resources than a 90 year old.
          lmao, every fat fuck who "works" or otherwise, is on several different meds at any given time:
          >blood pressure
          >anti depressants
          >blood sugar
          >heart meds
          >anti diabetic
          >glaucoma drops or meds
          >antibiotics for whatever illness they have today
          >pain medication for all their crumbling bones and clogged arteries
          >heart medicine
          and many more, take your pick but they're on a handful of them every day, each of those medications are subsidized by your tax money, or the money you pay into your company's health care plan. And they are on all of these from their mid 20s till they die in their 50s or 60s.

          Imagine the cost of those meds alone, then realize this does not include:
          >sleep apnea machine (they have one and they are expensive to buy or rent
          >regular checkups and doctor visits (fatties get sick more often and for longer, visits are frequent, and they go something like 10 times more often
          >hospital visits for every little scare
          >surgery and hospital bills
          >ambulance rides

          the average fat fuck costs far more than the average person does every year.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hypertension treatment is very cheap just fyi. Like a year's worth of pills cost less than $20 to produce.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's getting subsidized somewhere, and you're still paying for it in bulk.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do these fat fucks always write such drivel. You just stuff your fucking face all day, you're not a warrior poet.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone link the last fph?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, I can. a lot of other people here probably could too.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why’s dem bros fightin’?
        >yo, deys beatin’ on my niglet!
        >helm, prep engines fo full powah, an waits fo my signal, goddammit
        >ima need evryting dis here scootah got
        >ima ‘bout to ram dese bros!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Engage ludicrous speed

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        unironically how i see america

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cico doesnt work!
      >so here is what you do: eat less

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      when i went to middle school, I had a teacher with thyroid issues, the real deal, she was obese as fuck and always told us it was not her fault that she was fat, it was because her metabolism was so slow. Which had truth in it. she was like 120kg i think. Almost 20 years later, I learn trough facebook that she lost a shit ton of weight, she looked younger and healtier than I remember her 20 years ago. apperantly CICO works even if the "out" is unusual because of specific hormonal circumstances.
      Saying CICO doesnt work is like saying addition-subtraction doesnt work, the system is fine, you just got your variables wrong.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah people who claim CICO doesn’t work are literally arguing against the laws of thermodynamics. Everyone’s metabolism is different, due to genetics and environmental factors, but not so extreme that it causes THAT much variation between people. Some people naturally store fat easier than others, some burn it easier than others, some conditions exacerbate things either, but it’s impossible for any human being to not lose weight eating at a caloric deficit. I’ve heard fats complaining after only two or three days that it didn’t work because they weren’t seeing results already, these people are either wilfully ignorant or incredibly stupid. Occasionally both.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well said.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          CICO works really well on a healthy diet, but these fucks aren't eating healthy. Their metabolisms will slow down if they only cut calories but continue to eat the same shitty high in sugar foods and they will lose weight from other sources like muscle.

          Insulin blocks hormone sensitive lipase which is the hormone your body needs to burn fat for fuel much the way it needs insulin to use sugar for fuel. This isn't that big of a deal for morbidly obese people as they are already very insulin resistant; however, where this changes is where you add in fructose which really triggers insulin release on a scale that glucose just can't. It's how fats get so fucking fat. You can't get there on glucose alone. But anyway, I digress.

          CICO absolutely works as long as your not consuming high fructose foods or a ton of alcohol. You will still lose weight in a deficit, but not as much as.you should have and you will lose a disproportionate amount from muscle. You have to eat good foods and you have to limit calories.

          Fat fucks can't do both at the same time, because there's no such thing as "bad" food according to them. When there objectively is.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            CICO doesn't do shit, retard. Go keto/low-carb instead to lose fat more effectively.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but when you go off of keto everything just magically comes back after your first slice of bread.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >CICO doesn't do shit, retard.
              I've literally lost 24kg with CICO but whatever.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very nice, I’m 22kg down with CICO since February this year myself. WAGMI.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Post sources and body

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're full of shit. I reduce my caloric intake, I lose weight. I'm down 2 bodyfat percentages just by reducing caloric intake, without caring about carbs or any fucking thing else.

              Go try and sell your bullshit to a fat Boomer. Maybe they'll buy it.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meme diets aren't effective because CICO is a lie, meme diets are effective because they help people with low willpower be more mindful of the CI side of CICO.

              Retard.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                This right here is true.
                Often times retards that follow very specific diets don't have their shit together at all. They are trying to find something insignificant and easy to take control over to feel a semblance of autonomy.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's why they're called ketards

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hormones effect your metabolism
        >but CICO is the only true path
        what about the effect that certain foods have on your hormones which in turn affect your metabolism? The caloric value is the same, but their effect on your body is not. CICO is just the trivial answer. “Eat less”. Yeah, thanks, Einstein. You still have to eat healthy food when you eat less.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        CICO works, but if you have a hormone imbalance, you might need fewer calories than the suggested TDEE of a similarly sized person. Pretty sure it only amounts to 100-200 calories though.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      CICO works, but if you have a hormone imbalance, you might need fewer calories than the suggested TDEE of a similarly sized person. Pretty sure it only amounts to 100-200 calories though.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, CICO works 100%, even people with actual thyroid issues can still lose wait but they have to eat below their TDEE (which will be lower than a normal person).

        It is also easy to find out your TDEE even if you have hormonal issues. Just do a 1000 calorie per day diet for a few days and check if you have lost any weight. If you have lost a couple pounds it means 1k is below your TDEE because your body has consumed your glycogen reserves.

        Fat people just straight up lie about how much they really eat.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Fat people just straight up lie about how much they really eat.
          This is the real deal. They lie to themselves most of the time too.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not just fat >people either, it's almost everyone. They eat extruded sugarslop throughout the whole day then wonder why they are always exhausted and feeling like shit 24/7 even though they're sedentary. They need to make some sort of mouth locking device that doesn't open until you weigh your food on a scale and log it into an app.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    does anyone have that video of the football mascots making fun of the fat person (keeps getting posted here) but with sound? can't find it anywhere

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this shooped or is he just constantly getting stung by bees in his hand?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thr pic originally is from tumblr where a hambeast complained about how you can only choose male or female on the switch, and it was real. Which is telling something, you can't even tell that this is supposed to be a female hand.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone got the mad max fury road shrek

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This one

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw horder mother and all those pics just trigger nostalgic dread rather than any amusement

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Classic

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I knew a guy in a discord server like this. His parents kicked him out of the house into the shed, he was a highschool dropout and getting his GED at like 24. He had like a 14 year old HP workstation he upgraded to play games. He described in detail how he had sex with a chicken once

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Care to elaborate further?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go, fat body

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Audio?

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just another keto lard

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This show is addicting. I want to see my weekly diet put in the food tube.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omg sauce?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it's just food they blended so the fat could see how gross what she eats is.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The show is supersize versus superskinny. The food tube is in a lot of episodes. A bunch of episodes (maybe all?) are posted on youtube.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's the link to the episode, clip starts at around 6:30

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love the bitchy look on Stacy's face when the hamekian's food is falling. Would also love to be on there and watch as 252 eggs get dumped in there.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        t.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Naw I do hardboiled. 6 with yolk, 30 just whites / day

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            W-what happens to the other yokes?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I throw them away. I love throwing food away. I was on/off homeless for 3 year, and throwing food away is like a huge "fuck you" to other homeless people and my former self. Shit gets my dick hard.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you grow plants, you can at least throw some of them in the soil to add nutrition. Then throw the rest outside

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell us fat homeless people stories

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't know any afraid. Mostly strung out tweakers

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The yolks are the healthiest part, dingus. They have every vitamin your body needs.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ya, that's y I eat 6 of them.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            yolks are filled with cholesterol, replace them with multivitamin suplements

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unless you have an underlying high cholesterol condition, dietary cholesterol isn't something you really need to worry about.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          how does he get out

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's like a medieval anchorite, except instead of doing prayer and penance, he does eggs.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            very carefully

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        My fucking sides

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hamekian

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      so both of them exclusively eat goyslop?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems to be working for the hot one ¯_(ツ)_/¯

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          She must be young or recently switched to that diet after starting university or something. Only eating goyslop will literally give you scurvy because the food is basically free of vitamins and the little that is there doesn’t get absorbed because glucose and vitamin C compete for uptake.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            CICO. Even if its goyslop, its within caloric target.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Potato chips are what protect people from scurvy.
            I survived years on shit diet because I ended up eating a lot of potato over time.
            Apparently McDonalds is one of the primary reasons America doesn't have a scurvy epidemic.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but apparently like $6 worth of McDonald's is the correct amount.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dafux dis??

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        A british show, Supersize vs Superskinny

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I should add that they figure what each person's daily dietary intake is, and then the fatty and the beanpole swap diets

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bongland fatkino. You should also check out a British show called secret eaters, which is entirely devoted to btfo the fatties who insist "diets just don't work for me, I eat healthy but can't lose weight" by showing them how full of shit they are.

        It's all up on YouTube I think.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's only 3500 cals?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Per day for 7 days.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What show is this? Also... Would bang

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        superfat vs. superskinny

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm curious to see what all would get dumped in there from my diet.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lots and lots of cum.

        Jk anon I’m only teasing :3

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I ain't got time for that shit, ask OP if you wanna see that

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people

    This post was brought to you by Trump's lovely love handles that Zionist bankers love

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long does broth last after its open? Yes I am to fucking lazy to boil chicken carcasses and make my own.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think a long while, especially if it’s in the fridge. It’s basically just dissolved salt and collagen. And yeah, making your own broth sucks.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buddy, just get a jar of bullion cubes. It's like $5 for 50 of them, and they last for ages.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        but are also made out of shitty ingredients

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          And a store-bought carton of unrefrigerated chicken juice is any better?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, the ingredients are usually much better. It sucks, I would prefer to only pay pennies for bouillon cubes too.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*
    What now, CICO cultists?!?!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      CICOLTIST is thr correct term fatties

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh jesus not the HPMOR tard. met this guy at a conference and is pretty insufferable IRL

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is a real person? i thought it was just a troll someone from 4chan invented to make fun of garden gnomes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fat cells willing to release their lipids

      That's literally their job and there is nobody on earth besides a handful of freak mutants - and by that I mean less than 1000 people living world wide - where this mechanism doesn't work. From an evolutionary standpoint, it would be disastrous if fat cells just randomly "decided" to not release lipids and let the person starve to death instead. That's about as likely as some internal organ just randomly deciding to stop doing its job without any underlying illness, just because it doesn't feel like working anymore, LOL

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liposuction isn't for fat loss, its for fat shaping. Get 30lbs of fat removed and you're still not healthier or "thinner" even. You still have fat on your organs, heart, etc. You just now don't have fat in certain areas. You still are subject to the same health conditions as pre surgery. Also liposuction can only remove 10 pounds "safely", 30 pounds if you're real fat. Women get it to have a thinner waist, not to remove tons of fat

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you actually can't have more than 6-8 pounds of fat removed via lipo and even that is risky.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          how much can you have injected? Asking for a friend named....Beirce Gosnan

          https://i.imgur.com/3WOLlQv.jpg

          I wonder if this chick is still this small.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can get the fat removed injected at another place, this is "liposculpting" or something. I'm guessing not too much. Lipo is actually very shocking to a person's system if you try to have too much fat removed.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god yeah dude you can be the first to outsmart your weight gain
      just outthink your fat cells with all that jargon that will show them

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m fairly sure this was a troll, but I can’t remember for sure and Poe’s law is in action

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      bowser mode

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >human

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nonbinary
      >bisexual
      >he/him pronouns
      absolutely retarded
      >massive
      obviously, fat fuck
      >lefty/feminist
      imagine my shock

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that... the... GUNT????

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Though it’s hard to tell if that’s his vile bifurcated gunt or if Dan punched him hard enough that his legs are now on backwards

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only 5 star posts

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup. Things like that need the gas chamber. I’m sure that thing also supports blm and whatever the current “thing” is now. I hate fat lgtbskdnfnrid3&:;$ lefty shitbags with a passion.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone finally posted a trans fat.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Polyam? I'd say polyham

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am supposed the believe that i'm the same race as this creature?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Many of the super morbidly obese people you see nowadays are actually descended from trolls and ogres. Traditionally they lived in caves and abandoned places far away from human settlements, but encroachment on their natural habitats as well as the rising rates of obesity amongst humans in the past century or so has seen many of them infiltrating human society. They are unintelligent and didn’t really have a developed society before their big exodus into human society though, so now we have generations of them living amongst us who are completely unaware that they are not human, and this problem is compounded by architects creating little goblin babies with troll and ogre women, as their biology is quite different to ours. The medical industry is pushing for "fat acceptance" because they want to preserve these specimens for as long as possible, their DNA is similar yet different enough to our own that many important medical discoveries and breakthroughs are being made by studying them that will benefit real humans in the long run.

        I’m not joking this is all true, the majority of obese people today have ogre and troll DNA like how most humans have some level of Neanderthal DNA, though in the case of obeasts the interbreeding only started a few generations ago and is still occurring today so not all humans possess that DNA yet.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    We've lived long enough to see IST use the same excuses as fatties.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like one of my teachers from high school. He was very cool he played battlefield 3 with us.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this bros IS beans

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this bros IS beans

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        did the foot go necrotic due to diabetes?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it got bullied to necrosis by fatphobia.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      TETSUO!

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >diet and exercise alone are no cure
      >take these pills, goy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found him

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically agree.
      It's an addiction and coping mechanism.
      Unless they get super into fitness thus transferring their obsessive behaviour, they will keep reverting to stuffing their face.
      They need to change their eating habits, get IST, study philosophy and visit a psychiatrist. Not just one and necessarily in that order.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fresh from today. Potato compression

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's been doing cream cheese dips

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the calories... it’s probably more than I eat in a day even at maintenance.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >orders high calorie drink in a chocolate cup draped in sickly sweet bullshit that otherwise tastes like chalk
      >best day in this thing’s life
      what a horrible life they must have. this culinary insult probably doesn’t even taste good, it’s just indulgent.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could understand if it looked good but that's not even an "instagram-worthy" picture, yeesh.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walking behind a baby landwhale
    >several coins drop from her pants
    >tell her that she dropped some coins
    >landwhale gets visibly angry and says its whatever and she cannot put the effort of picking them up
    >mfw landwhales literally prefer loosing money instead of picking something valuable from the ground
    pic rel is her

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    Anonymous
  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here achieved 24” calves natty? What’s your routine?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I own a pair of these. I’m at 22% body fat and they go 95% of the way up to my taint. I cannot imagine how monstrously fat you would need to be to not fit into these things.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I own a pair of these.
        Begone gay

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post pic in socks for proof

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      HER CALVES ARE BIGGER THAN MY WAIST WHAT THE FUCK

      sorry I don't have any gross fat people to post, have a fat kitty

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol what the fuck are you 10 years old hahaha

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Either manlet of female

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Either manlet of female

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be a fatass and walk everywhere you can regularly, preferably with lots of uphill and downhill. That'll build big calves.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This anon speaks the truth, I’ve been power walking an hour a day through a part of my city with lots of hills every day for half a year now and my calves are fucking MEATY, I’ve gained like 2” of diameter on those bad boys. I started off sedentary and fat though, so I had a lot of room to expand from muscle gain and fat loss making it look even bigger.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”CICO is nothing but cope, eat a cheeseburger for once in your life anon, it’s not gonna kill you.”

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Opens pic rel
      >Stretchs
      >lose
      Rolling

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    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can hear the fat lisp even without audio

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >facial hair inbound

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Unironic Shrek antennae

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      to think , this thing would be beaten in Saudi Arabia inshallah

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My god. The hubris of this woman.

      You can see her go through every motion of the desperate and incompetent. An attempt to seem cute with a hairband with ears, but this only makes her more hilarious due to them being Shrek ears. Lots of motion with her arms and fingers as if her sass in anyway logically validates her argument. Annoying noises, like that of an annoyed animal or child. And lastly, an attempt to appeal to men's horniness, pretending that she has even the slightest notion as to what men find attractive.

      When I see her I see what I wish to never be. She is the anti-role model, that which I strive with great fear and disgust to never be like.

      Worst of all is everything she does is clearly forced. I wouldn't be surprised if all her friends put on similar affects to avoid the pit they've dug themselves into. The pit of decadence and lack of health.

      She is the abyss staring back at me.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Solid analysis bro. Nothing to be added.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if we normalize putting nuzzles on fattasses so they don't eat themselves to death?

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at her feet

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe she means hour to hour

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inability to overconsoom is literal starvation to spoiled fat addicts
      i hope inflation forces them into a permanent fast

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those bbq Pringles are pretty fucking good. Those and pizza flavor and the original are the best

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always keep a can of BBQ and Sour Cream around. They're so easy to keep track of. Like 9 calories a chip.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is it about their mental state that makes them absolutely 100% avoid veggies and fruits? I can in principle imagine a 200 kg hamplanet that also eats things stir-fried veggies, roasted mushrooms, and apples daily, so why do they just not seem to exist in real life?
      Again, I don't mean they eat JUST healthy shit, I mean that they eat it, at all.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      something about her face evokes rage within me like nothing else. her eyes and smile are so empty, she looks vapid as fuck yet so happy with herself. I want to see her in pain

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      thermal inundation inbound

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is just animal abuse. Fuck Japanese people

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Filename

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could fit 5 people on that thing at once for an epic group shit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i kinda wish there were more femanons on this board. they must have so many horror stories.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember this one greentext where a female debunked this stupid comic on why fat men are better lovers with her own experience with a fat cunt, and how disgusting and socially inept he was.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll try, but my stories aren't as sensational as the others that get shared.
        >be young literally 95 lbs weakling who works in elderly care
        >go to client's houses to take care of them since they don't want to get stuck in nursing homes and have money to burn on our overpriced services
        >first client I get assigned to is the "meat grinder"
        >she's the one the newbies get stuck with because the turnover rate is so high that they can't get anyone to stick around for more than two visits
        >but I'm a spineless cunt, so I'm willing to put up with a lot of bullshit and get her for 12hrs 4 days a week
        >she's an obese woman who doesn't bathe, one half of her body is paralyzed so she needs to be pushed everywhere in a wheelchair, has a vocabulary of about seventeen words (most of which are curse words) so you need to be good at charades, has a hair-trigger temper, bladder control issues, OCD, is physically violent, and is a hoarder
        >several times she got stuck on the toilet, so we had to call the fire department (because there's no way I can move 400lbs by myself)
        >cussed out a ten-year-old and his grandma standing in line in front of us in Barns&Nobel because she didn't like waiting, and I just stood there like a dumb cunt because I'm not allowed to scold the client
        >cussed out someone who was sick in the disabled stall because she didn't want to wait
        >had to take her to the hospital for a fall, and was so verbally abusive to the staff that they couldn't deal with it and called me in to help take care of her for them (at least I got overtime)
        >unwashed skin peeled off in big chunks that had to be swept up every day
        >would constantly buy brand new things, use them once, then throw them away (part of the OCD)
        >Fridge was constantly filled with rotting food, she bought new food every day (more than she could possibly eat), and she would cuss you out if she found out that you'd thrown anything away
        Did that for 2yrs. Never been more relieved to quit in my life.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw a fatty put an mint in her vag in the locker room, she said it "freshens it up"

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did she ded?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bride of Big Slime

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glad to see the boulder from Indianer Joe found a new job

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      American economy be like

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If my niece saw this she would cry

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welfariel

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come one, come all, step right up to see: The mysterious, the mythical, Swimming moron!

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man the fucking harpoons.

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the fuck does the white guy feed himself, does he just go whole hog?! Is he a hybrid?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa a flipper baby cool. Doc got mom with the ol’ thalidomide huh?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually fucking scary what the fuck

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me filming in the back

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      toss a can of coke out the door

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ez, walk up the stairs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The newest Silent Hill should drop the TikTok gimmick.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      these two should get together with the 'when we see him playing a switch in public' girls

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been watching My 600lb Life, and I think I've just crossed the threshold between "fats who can actually be shamed and do the work" to "lifestyle fats who act like infants and can't be saved".

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know what's crazy? When this picture was first circulating the internet, the woman in pink looked absurdly fat. Bigger than anyone I would see day to day. Now she's just another person. Still fat, but not abnormal

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>your feelings are invalid because they make me feel bad.
      >>you are full of hate if you dislike your body and do anything to change it
      >>you have to accept yourself exactly as you are to validate my personal world view

      yeah, fuck those transphobes! i mean fatphobes. wait....

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This keefer keeled over at 42. Suddenly some good news.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like how she gave herself some semblance of a neck in her cartoon pfp

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fat studies
      Does she just eat shitty food and look at pictures of fatties all day?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, she's dead so she doesn't do shit all day. Much the same as when she was alive.

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steph Hammel

      Yes? I'm Stephen Prammel.

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fat eating
      didn't know Utah State had a fucking pie eating contest.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      these people will do everything to cope other than working out and exercising

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or simply just eating less.

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work in an ER and last night was a new FPS that is just flat out horrifying.

    Got a call about an obese person being transported in to the ER. Was told that police and EMS had been with her for the last 5 hours. Big collective "WTF?!". A few minutes later.....IT...arrives. You could smell it before you saw it...

    600lb patient that was missing skin on its back. Talk to popo and EMS crew that brought her in to get the story...

    >Caretaker / sister is currently inpatient at our hospital
    >"She" has been immobile and laying on the floor of the house since 2017...has...not....moved...in 5 yrs
    >They had to spend HOURS peeling her off the floor, the skin had grown into the wooden floor she was on
    >The floorboards beneath were rotted out and giving way
    >She was covered...and I mean....COVERED in feces and urine. She was pissing and shitting in place for 5 years
    >Begin initial check...
    >She is COVERED IN MAGGOTS
    >Back missing skin
    >Feet missing skin
    >After we get her stabilized, we call security to take her bed and wheel it up to a special ICU room
    >First security guard that shows up is an older dude thats been working here for 30yrs...totally based(Hes ex PD & ex special forces) and all you hear is "holy shit, PD should just mercy kill this whale". PD is outside the room losing their shit laughing. He refuses to help and calls in the two newest rookies to do the job instead.
    >Two rookies round the corner and they instantly turn green. One hurls in the trash before coming into the room.
    >They struggle for an HOUR to get this thing moved up while we are watching them on camera laughing and feeling bad for them.

    Found out later shes a hoarder and was covered in a mountain of garbage. So before they could get her out of the house, they had to uncover her, peel her off the floor, get the FATASS Ambulance from another city to come over, they haul her over.

    FUCK i am happy the night is over.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did her treatment go, boyo?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only thing we could do was wash this thing off, make sure it was breathing, an take blood work. Was a laundry list of issues that needed to be taken care of so shes in the ICU while the skin grows back for starters...I don't know what they are planning after that. Shes got massive pressure ulcers that I don't know how they are keeping her stomach off them so they can heal properly. Ill have to talk to security to see what they are doing with her since they get to go wherever they please in the hospital.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea im just not gonna belive this one. Nope, dont want to

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horrific. The smell alone would do me in.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >disgusting fucking hoarder
      >morbidly obese
      >fused to the floor
      how did they even find this creature. This shit right here is why I could never work medical in any way, I don't want to help these people.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have just burned the whole nest with the thing inside it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Part of the ship, part of the crew

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do fat people eat so much in single sittings?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat until full and then keep going until meal is finished
      Portion sizes are a reason why america is so fat.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Portion sizes
        Nutritional facts are printed on pretty much everything you buy at the grocery store, and percentages are based on a 2000 Calorie daily intake.

        It's a matter of breaking cultural norms. People over-eat because their parents over-ate because their parents over-ate because THEIR parents HAD to eat a lot pre-cornsyrup goyslop days to function as coal-miners, sharecroppers, and factory laborers that worked 20 hour shifts.

        We have to break the cycle. People are largely fucking retarded and need to be controlled. A lot of this fph content is from fat fucks not being bullied into submission, because they have a hugbox they can go cry into for emotional support. We need to bully harder, on a national scale, but fuck if I know how to accomplish that.

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      qeq

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eddie murphy stole fat suit from norbit for borat-style trolling on the internet

      lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to believe that someone seriously said these things. This has to be a troll.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look up Virgie Tovar, you will absolutely hate what you find!

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just go to a pool. Jeez

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        chlorine isnt good for whales

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one wants to see him shirtless.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know what? I hope he makes it.

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    these people are all insane

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was there any president more fat than Trump?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      William Howard Taft

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >normal size
    >fat wife
    >drive wife's car
    >title steering wheel way down
    >move seat forward
    >to the point it's uncomfortable for even me
    >fat wife squeezes in car
    >gets reminded of how fat she is
    >repeat

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having a fat wife

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that her?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having a fat wife
      Why did you humiliate yourself like that?
      I would rather be a monk, than have a fat wife.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is your wife fat, anon?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this you, anon?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        those aren't opposites one is just a lard golem

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right. like tip the fat one on the side, roll like playdoh, turns into other one

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Guy looks addicted to substances so they are probably the same just with different vices.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >/lgbt/ and IST couple
        adorable

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure which is which

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That zipper is holding on for dear life

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fats don't just take the L, they take the XXXL.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate fat whores with an ego

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shaped like a fridge
      100% she's mexican

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a tatoo or chest hair?

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

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