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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 "looks like a 15 man job to be fair" pic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking lost

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >im putting together a team

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >False accusations literally never happ-ACK!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally no one ever says that.
      The "trust all women" morons just assume the worst with no evidence until the evidence proves them innocent

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying any amount of evidence would convince them that all women are good girls who dindu nuffin
        Your confidence in humanity is greater than mine.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But that's literally what happens..The Reimnsteim singer just got accused by someone and ended up losing deals. That's what this is all about

          I was saying that no one says that false accusations never happen which is what the greentext was implying

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that's literally what happens..The Reimnsteim singer just got accused by someone and ended up losing deals. That's what this is all about

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Context?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The guy in the car bought the last box of Twinkies, the fat c**t was pissed off.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            white people at walmart.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              out of frame the nigs of walmart are walking out without paying or pulling guns on each other
              Black person

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >b-but niggies
                cry more trailer trash

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                u upset

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Context: fat

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks anon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally everyone in this video is fat
          it's crazy to me

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why the ever loving frick would you continue to run after someone in a car who has just clearly demonstrated they have no issue with running your dumb ass over?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone have a version with the sound of the fattie skipping across the asphalt and morons screaming?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would take 10 years to do the job anyways

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do I do if I have the body type of the guy on the left/second to right

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop eating like a beaner pig

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know your right from your left?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You said guy on the left/second to right, to me that means the guy who is on the left side of the photo, second to the right, aka the giant beaner. If you meant the opposite you should say second from the right.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        GOMAD

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        gz on not being the "fat friend" out of all the fat friends

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        workout, be thankful you aren't one of the others

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eat a lot and train hard, its very simple

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop eating tamales.

      • 11 months ago
        sage

        Neck hangs x failure.

        Not really, I just like saying that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop eating shit you fat frick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hiding in the basement because the growing pain of being a NEET is making you unable to face your family so you only eat once a day after everyone is aslleep x failiure

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks. Now I'm really motivated to get a job

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone please explain what causes this look? Obviously, at least one, maybe two of these guys are some sort of hispanic. But the other ones look "white." But when I was growing up (Im GenX) nobody looked like this.

      Im not talking about their doughy weak bodies - I know what has caused that.

      Im talking about the very dark brown or black hair and dark e yes with white skin. I grew up in the Northeast and this is not the physignomy I saw as a kid, teen and college student.

      Nowadays so many of this age cohort has this gross black hair, black eye eye look. Who did all their moms frick?

      Where the hell are the blonde haire, red headed, brown haired, green eyed, bleue eyed, golden skin toned dudes I grew up with?

      How did this generation get conceived and be so ugly????8

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >boomer sells 200 acres to megacorp who brings in billions of Black folk and hispanics to work the land
        >how come nobody white no moh
        I'm mad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I grew up in the Northeast
        there's your answer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can you explain? I never really considered the Irish phenotype "beautiful" but I guess we are? Is that it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        See how the hispanics and whites are friendly? This must be in an area with lots of hispanics. Hence, lots of race mixing. Bada bing bada boom

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what causes this look?
        Sugar and seed oils.
        Did people look like this about 100 years ago? No
        What have we started filling the diet with slowly over the last 100 years? Sugar and seed oils.
        Not a big mystery, man.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bros what causes genetics?
        Idk man probably genetics

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon discoveres the browning of America.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How did this generation get conceived and be so ugly????8
        Joe Shekelstein pushed race mixing and the dumbass generation before us listened. It's that simple.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i live in rural america where its 99% white and average people are just ugly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is really interesting to me that weakest men are defending guns the most.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are telling me the noodles armed soibois "protesting" to have their 2A taken away are strong?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did I tell you that? Just an observation.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you advocating for taking away guns? If so, post body.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm europoor, don't care about firearms. Pic related is my choice of weapon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            m'lady

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eurogay as well, I've considered getting a boar spear. Should be good nig deterrent in my corridor.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you would cut your own face off if you tried to wield that

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're more likely to cut yourself with katana than medieval European sword.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If he does I hope he posts the video

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You ever show your face in Nottingchestershire it's over for you bruv.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are you going to do? Start deflecting bullets?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whats a sword if youre leaving it at home? Surely you have a way of conceal carrying that.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, under my cape.

              What are you going to do? Start deflecting bullets?

              Luckly, very few people own firearms in EU and in most cases it's for hunting and not self defence.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know where in the EU you live but in my c**t there are a lot of illegal firearms owners, and unlike the hunters and other recreational shooters, they use those weapons for crime. If you use a legal firearm to defend against an illegal one, you may very much end up in jail if you survive. So yeah, might as well die with a sword in your hands I guess.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >7000 people die of gunshot wounds each year in ENTIRE continental Europe
                >1 death per 100k population in my c**t
                Where do you live? Ukraine?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              depending on what part of Europe you're from you can just open carry this kind of stuff if you're autistic enough, people will just think you're a larper
              t. used to walk around town with my tabletop RPG group carrying swords, bows and axes when I was a teenager

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a European myself and I'm ashamed of having to share a continent with homosexuals like you. Don't forget your fedora.

            Gun ownership is one of the redeeming qualities of the US (or, more generally, the fact that you don't need "muh loicence" for most things). Yes, parts of the US are full of Black folks and spics, their culture is slowly crumbling, their media is completely subverted by ~~*journalists*~~. but their country is still livable in a few places outside of big cities due to individual freedom. We, on the other hand, have the same problems, but none of the ability to cope. As much as I like to play into the "mutt" meme - the reality is that the worst parts of the US are far worse than Europe, but the best parts of the US are also far better than Europe.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hurr durr, we let Black folk in so we need guns for them and us to make us feel safer
              moron

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              just get a loicence then you stupid frick
              >but what if I have to use it
              then use it and dispose of the body as you should
              Better yet, dismember it and throw the remains in a suitcase and hand it to the local ghetto to let nigs know they shouldn't mess with you, cartel style.
              Why yes I'm part south american how could you tell?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            even the fattest most untrained neckbeard moron will cap you with a $80 hi point moron

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >with a $80 hi point
              God I wish hi points were $80 again

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know that blunt tip means it's a sword of an executioner who had the social status equivalent to the one of a prostitute

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is that true? I'm not much of a medieval historian and just assumed they were treated the same as prison guards or footsoldiers or whatever.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were basically untouchables, even if relatively well compensated. The attitude was pretty much same as it would be today - someone has to do it but we don't want to hang out with you or be your neighbor, and you're not going to marry my daughter.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, they couldn't even walk into a bakery to buy bread or live within the city. The job got passed from father to son too so you never had a chance.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They could live in the city, at least under Lübeck Law. Pic related, the house of the executioner in my town. Tucked away in a small courtyard at the edge of the city wall.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But youll give that up to when asked like a good boy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            As a gun and sword owning euro, shut the frick up, that sword was literally illegal to own for commoners. They had to find loopholes like the (admittedly badass) Große Messer or stretching the definition of a dagger to not get killed by the feudal lords. Educate yourself

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm europoor, don't care about firearms. Pic related is my choice of weapon.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Hey buddy i think you got the wrong door. The leather club is 2 doors down.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Slaves get your ass back here!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            When I was in the university, the biggest cringegays had swordfighting hobby. There was whole group of them and they trained twice a week in front of my dorm. Too bad I didn't snap any photos of them.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sometimes you can see the human trapped inside.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oi you got ay loicense for that wibbly wobbly stibby stabby bruv?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >executioner's sword
            Holy neckbeard moron. At least get a katzbalger or a rondel or something that you can actually use indoors you homosexual swordlet

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based soulful European traditionalist.

            What are you going to do? Start deflecting bullets?

            We don't get school shootings every other day here, Tyler.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            getting firearms legally in europe is extremely easy.
            I have six cat. B firearms and i'm in France, one of the most regulated countries in the EU.
            just do the paperwork and when police come and get your guns in the boog just say "I lost me guns in a boating accident". or just kill them, it's the boog, what are they gonna do, come back?
            Also considering a scheme where I buy a ton of "spare parts" for my glock 19 and actually use them to make ghost guns (I 3D print the frames so I only own one gun and a dozen sets of spare parts).

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's rusty as frick.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Guess what you moronic fricking Eurocuck, all weapons will eventually be banned in your authoritarian shithole continent. You'll have nothing left, no freedoms at all. And you'll probably still be seething about how bad Americans and their guns are.
            https://sbg-sword-store.sword-buyers-guide.com/wordpress/european-sword-shipping-ban/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The powerful are trying to disarm the populace? Good observation. I think they are too, and we should resist them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’d bet $100 that this onions-filled picture is a lefty John brown gun club that gay Antifas larp in.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do know that physical fitness correlates with right-wing opinions, right?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          take your shit leave

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post body

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The truth makes the israelite recoil in fear

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            go back to africa

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really true. "Interest" in fitness correlates with right wing opinions, but actual fitness does not.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >imblying interest in fitness doesn't correlate to fitness

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              How many fricking keyboard warriors and armchair lawyers have you seen online? How many people in this very thread do you think are overweight and giving out "advice?" You severely overestimate the human race.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            wrong

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you must have a source backing that up, then?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29355104/

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >due to a lack of datasets containing both measures of attractiveness and viable political variables. To test the foregoing hypotheses, we take advantage of
                two relatively unique datasets: the 1972–74–76 American National Elections Studies panel study and the Wisconsin Longitudinal Study.

                so people who were attractive half a century ago?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                BTFO, post body

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guns should only be given to women. Any half decent man should be able to defend himself with his bare hands.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically would suck the soul outta the leftmost guy and the second from right guy. I love me a skinny white boy. I'd have him cum up my ass, shit that cum into my hand, and eat it. Holy frick I'm so hard right now I'm gonna literally leave dinner with my family and go jerk off with a cucumber up my ass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Joshua "null" Moon ? If so, lmao at kiwifarm's organigram.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the one in the middle ? he looks tiny bit like null but that's pushing it lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the one in the middle ? he looks tiny bit like null but that's pushing it lol

        This one

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of them look even remotely like Jersh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do I do if I have the body type of the guy on the left/second to right

      The guy on the far left actually has pretty broad shoulders. If he started lifting he could actually look really good after 1.5-2 years.

      It's the guy on the far right you don't want to look like. That's low test/high est personified

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one in the middle with his rifle aimed square at his face did it for me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average /k/ meet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It must suck to struggle with basic reading ability

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This reminds me of my friends cousin in law. His girls cousin is this obese weeb. The girl is fricking disgusting. Fat as shit, smells, does that semi shriek any time she speaks. She’s annoying.
      And you know the most outrageous part? My friend keeps insistently trying to set me up with her. I was dating a literal model tier b***h (she started but quit so technically a model) and he kept insisting I dump her if I asked for relationship advice because she was crazy. I did dump her eventually, for other reasons, which made this all worse. BUT... This cousin, I’ve heard so many batshit crazy stories of her, worse than my ex. The guy that was fricking her got a gf and she stalked them, broke into their home and started a fight while telling the girl about how he used to frick her. So this is who he continually keeps trying to set me up with.

      It’s gotten to the point I’m going to have to be mean. I’ve been nice. He won’t quit. His girl won’t stop either. They both keep insisting I date this girl. Nothing about it is redeeming, my dick shrivels at the thought of her alone. Her face alone is bad, looks like picrel no exaggeration. I used to think she was severely mentally challenged.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just simply say, "after all the crazy stories you tell me about her , you want me to date her?" Then laugh a little and say no thanks and keep laughing.
        Your laugh should be like you just heard a comedian tell a joke, short and sweet.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have tried dude. The first time it was proposed I paused for a second to think who he was talking about and I said
          >YOU MEAN THAT moronic b***h?
          I genuinely thought she was mentally moronic. He said she’s not moronic and I burst out laughing like a maniac over this.
          I’ve told him when it was 1 on 1 in later attempts word for word “dude that shit is disgusting don’t ever ask me that again. I would never and I could never. My wiener is on turtle mode just at the sheer thought of this. I’m repulsed by that fat frick.”
          I’m 99% sure he just wants me to date his gfs cousin because he knows she’s disgusting and he wants me to be with an uglier b***h than him. His girl ain’t horrible to look at, but she’s chubby. Easily the least attractive girl in our immediate circle. I hate sounding schizo tier but I’m pretty sure he has some imaginary social cred system. He used to seethe that I’m over 6’ while he’s closer to 5’ and any time my height was mentioned would spout manlet copes about me dying young or would turn the convo to talking about his totally non larped 15” horse wiener unprompted. When I dated my ex he started shitting on fit women and would randomly get insistent that fat girls are sexy. Or he’d say he prefers his woman has a massive town bike level body count prior to meeting him when it was discovered that girl was only with 2 guys before me. It’s weird insecure shit and I think that’s why he keeps trying to propose the idea of me dating this turbo whale obnoxious crazy sperg girl.
          The only real reason I’ve been somewhat nice about my disinterest is when his girl is around because I don’t want to outright insult her family and be mean to her.
          I’m gonna have to be mean in front of her if it happens again just so she makes him drop it out of fear of what I’ll say.
          Shit, if she’s ever around when I am and they do this I’m gonna be pretty damn cold about it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you hang out with this insecure manlet? Sounds fricking intolerable.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you have other friends in the immediate circle, just say "Y'know, manlet made a funny suggestion about me dating that leviathan-class b***h." and joke about how you'd never frick her.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't sound like normal behaviour to me to repeatedly try to fix someone up with the same person they're not interested in, like that.
            Is there any reason in this guy's mind that you are like this girl?
            eg. Maybe you mentioned anime once and she bangs on about anime too so in his mind:
            >yeah they are exactly alike and meant to be

            That's the best case scenario I can think of.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just tell them plainly you're not interested, they can't force you

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It gets annoying when they’re insistent and I have to say that once every 3 weeks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >350lbs on Japan
      Not literally impossible, but difficult to believe without proof.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a 350lb burger-fed gaijin english teacher from america

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    does this count

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based grlpwr craftmanship
      this is what feminist covens should be about

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the hidden irony is that you don't need any added yeast to make sourdough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Time for a 48 hour fast.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not making yogurt to slurp the feminine cum

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect for tuna salad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        heh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like they keep adding letters to the LGBTQ+ alphabet, we should add "w" to /fph/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        women are as based as you make them. Don't waste your time with brain damaged feminists, get a normal GF (I know it's simpler said than done, but it's not impossible) and you'll change your mind really quick. I lob my gfs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Truthpilled and wholesome. Most women are prostitutes nowadays, but that doesn't stop me from loving the few women in my life that aren't. My wife, my sisters, my mother and my sister in law are all good people. They hate modern degeneracy just as much as I do. Hating them because other women are shit would be completely moronic. Besides - just look at the men around you, is the average man less shitty than the average woman? They're all fricked by modernity, just in different ways.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank dog I'm not an anglo, fricking hell. imagine going to jail because of that non-human.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should be raped to death as punishment tbh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      punishment for who?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >as if obeasts have a college degree
    >as if having a high school degree is an achievement and not the bare minimum to participate in civilised society
    >as if fats have an interesting job, if you can't move you can't be interesting
    >See above
    >travels to Mexico, never leaves McDonald's (if they even leave the States at all)
    >as if any obese Americans speak more than 1 language (2 if they're Latinas)
    >wow you own a house so interesting, do you fit through the door?
    >Making your own money, not being a nurgle parasite to society such achievement wow
    > >
    >If your opinion is that being fat is good you have too much lard in your brain, the other opinions won't be better fatso
    >See my point about lard + brain
    I HATE BIGGERS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that list supposed to be bad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Intelligence is actually something I'd say I care about, half for my sanity and half for homeschooling purposes. That being said most people, women included over value their own.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      intelligence and opinions actually matter, good luck raising a child with someone who has the exact opposite worldview as you. also the way the economy is, unless you are pulling doctor money or living in bumfrick nowhere you basically need to have double income to have a family and a house.

      since it's fph here's an absolute gutterslime piglet

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that lana dunham or whatever shes called

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Came here to ask the same

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dafuq is this shit political opnion matters a shit ton

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women are stupid just inject her with your own opinions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just saw 2 ham planets on a dating app that reminds me of this
      The first one
      >her main profile pic is a pic of her gray mustang
      >you have to scroll to the 3rd pic to actually see a pic of her
      >in front of her mustang of course
      I doubt any man including me gives a shit about her mustang
      The 2nd is a fat trust fund baby
      >pics of her expensive shoes
      >her Mercedes
      >her parents with their expensive watches
      This one was incredibly ugly and fat
      Guess how many likes she had 0
      While hot IST Latina I got nudes from had over 120 likes in one pic alone

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        my cousin married one of these. seems like hes having a good time being rich now though

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had a fat b***h
          Try to get me to frick her
          By taking me to expensive restaurants
          She tried to play footsies with me
          And I never slept with her
          But it was a good way to eat at expensive restaurants for free

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.yesmagazine.org/social-justice/2019/06/24/fat-acceptance-movement

    >In 2003, researchers found that more than 50 percent of the primary care physicians they surveyed viewed obese patients as “awkward, unattractive, ugly, and noncompliant,” and the majority of these doctors “view obesity as largely a behavioral problem and share our broader society’s negative stereotypes about the personal attributes of obese persons.”

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    only jailed because she's ugly.
    Those men would be in ADX Florence applying makeup if she was beautiful.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless one of those guys was forklift certified it ain’t happening

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has a better goatee than I can have

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nvm it’s a gorila
      Fricking lost it

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was a Vons door dash order I delivered. There was another box of donuts under the donuts. Who orders a full pack of Red Bull, soda, and TWO box of donuts?? How fricking fat can you get? No other groceries

    I simply DESPISE these humongous waste globs that think they are “people”

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And they PAID someone ELSE to BRING IT TO THEM.
      Disgusting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I despise wagies
      No típ for you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved this particular fatass mentality. I did doordash for a while, and I’d get stiffed. Problem for the fatty was they’re not intelligent enough to realize I’m going to remember the address, so the next time I got dinged for them, I’d accept, wait for a while, accept a couple others while the first order waited, then cancel the delivery. Sure, I’d take a hit on delivery fulfillment, but my other deliveries were all on point so it didn’t matter. Often, as soon as I cancel, the same one would pop up, so I’d accept and repeat, just loving the idea that some greasy fat frick was seething, waiting for his 20 dollar chipotle burrito with 3 Mexican cokes. All because he couldn’t bring himself to toss a couple bucks toward something that wasn’t garbage food. And by the time he did finally get it, assuming some other driver picked it up, it’d be stone cold. 🙂

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, and I always had a question for the fat fricks, since with doordash you know the delivery person has your address, doesn’t it occur to you that a few dollar tip is far cheaper than replacing slashed tires? I mean, you use doordash, I know full well you don’t own guns, or if you do, you’re too lazy to get up and defend your property. Fat really does affect brain function.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a few dollar tip is far cheaper than replacing slashed tires
            why are tip-starved wagies so psychotic ?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are fat fricks are so cheap except when it comes to food?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >DID YOU JUST FORGET MY HECKIN TIPPERINO?? NOOOO NOW I'M GONNA VANDALIZE YOUR PROPERT- ACK!
              Minimizing contact with deranged and possibly dangerous wagies is one of many reasons to make your own meals.

              Buttmad fatties are super buttmad. Anyone is better than an obeast

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >DID YOU JUST FORGET MY HECKIN TIPPERINO?? NOOOO NOW I'M GONNA VANDALIZE YOUR PROPERT- ACK!
            Minimizing contact with deranged and possibly dangerous wagies is one of many reasons to make your own meals.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ACK!
              You’d have to haul your greasy fat ass off the couch first tubby, and we both know that ain’t happening.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just said I don't subsidize wagies. I'm off my ass all the time handling my own essentials instead of hiring rental golems. It seems wagie dementia is settling in quick for you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I do my own work and errands
                >that’s why I don’t tip haha!!
                Then I wasn’t talking to you, was I, dipshit? hope you’re pretending to be moronic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're replying to a 450 point neet that hasn't left his basement in years, I think you might be getting too upset here.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literal Black person mentality.
            >I'm incapable of getting a decent job or making my boss pay me liveable wage, it's the customer's fault my life is so shit!

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ask me how I know you’re a shift manager at McDonald’s who’s a stickler for the rules.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >alien vs predator

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          like it isnt stone cold when you fricks knock at my door anyway lmao, sorry I didn't feel like tipping you $15 for bringing me a sandwich, get a real job

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I can’t go get my own food
            >g-get a real job!!!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have mixed feelings about this.
          On one hand, it's pretty based to play with fatsos this way and preventing them from stuffing their stupid faces with yet another kilo of food.
          On the other hand, you really must be a pathetic moron to be a fricking delivery boy as an adult.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could be prepping for an ultra marathon. Probably don't want root beer for that though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Working door dash while hating fats. Godspeed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >full pack of Red Bull
      To be fair the hearth of an obeast needs all the energy it can get.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I lost 30lbs and went from tubby to slim, but man... Food addiction is like any other addiction in that it's a lifelong battle. Seeing that photo makes me really, really want to just gorge down on those shitty donuts and wash them down with milk... But I can't because I'm on a cut and I want a 6-pack.

      It must be so freeing to just eat whatever you feel like at any moment with no fear as to how your body looks. Of course, I'm sure they're unhappy in other ways...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're interested at all in your fitness you always have to watch what you eat.
        I don't suffer from any eating disorders, don't like junk food and generally have a good relationship with food, but I'm still counting macros and taking special care to eat enough protein and the right amount of calories if I'm bulking or cutting almost every day. If you wanna look good you can't just eat whatever whenever.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post things you hate / hated about being fat

    >thighs rubbed against each other and I'd get a rash after walking long distances
    >hot and sweaty no matter the season
    >use to leave huge condensation marks on tables when my arms and hands laid on them
    >people staring at you as you go past them
    >walking uphill was nearly impossible
    >running for 10 seconds would wind me for 3 mins
    >furniture and things always creaked when used

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna make it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      May as well post stories too

      In high school our year went to the beach on a field trip. We had to walk 1km on the sand to get to our destination from the car park. Literally ALL the fat kids and teachers in our year were lagging behind and arrived last as a little group (including me). It was an eye-opening experience being a part of this pod of fatasses struggling to keep up with everyone

      In college I went on many nature field trips. Every time I felt like I was dying and occasionally considered staying in the nature reserve by myself since walking out was too hard. I would constantly sit down at every given opportunity since standing and walking for some hours was a strenuous workout. One time I fell behind so much I got myself and 2 others lost for 10mins because they were kind enough to stay back with me

      My highest weight was around 260lbs at 5'11'' with no exercise at all. My diet throughout my teens was 90% drive thru and processed food. I was too lazy and insecure to eat in public so I'd come home from school and eat lunch at 4pm. I'd completely fill the lunch box with snacks (chocolates, pastries, biscuits, chips...) on top of the sandwiches and crackers I had. Then my family would get drive thru for dinner around 7pm and I'd always get a large meal with double everything. Later after midnight I'd raid the kitchen and eat an entire box of biscuits or block of chocolate; if none were around I'd fill a bowl full of the same snacks from lunch. Use this as a benchmark for when fatties 300+lbs say they eat healthily and exercise regularly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The real question is how the hell were you only 260lbs???

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >260lbs with no exercise at all
          >Use this as a benchmark for when fatties 300+lbs say they eat healthily and exercise regularly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe not eating most of the day helped. I only binged in the afternoon and around midnight

          Were your parents fat? I don't understand how you'd have so much shit lying around the house for you to eat at midnight.
          My parents barely kept snacks in our house, I could go in the fricking garden and pluck an apple off the tree if I was peckish. I truly pity all you anons who were raised fat, and salute anyone who managed to get better.

          I only have a mum. She's skinny but apparently use to be fat in school. I was left alone in the house all day to eat whatever and whenever. Idk why she bought so much junk food instead of normal food, she gets defensive and angry when I ask her about it. Even when I was losing weight and dieting she would constantly buy me junk food and insult me for being skinny. She also acts weird because I workout now. As a kid visiting friends and seeing how they ate made me insecure and self-conscious. I wanted their lifestyle of healthy home meals with proper portions but all I had was chips, sugary cereal, mcdonalds, etc

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Were your parents fat? I don't understand how you'd have so much shit lying around the house for you to eat at midnight.
        My parents barely kept snacks in our house, I could go in the fricking garden and pluck an apple off the tree if I was peckish. I truly pity all you anons who were raised fat, and salute anyone who managed to get better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I would constantly sit down at every given opportunity since standing and walking for some hours was a strenuous workout.
        Man that reminds me of my little brother. Went hiking with the family last year and he was doing the same thing, lagging behind even our sisters. I’d say he’s skinnyfat but hovering on the border of plain old fat, I hope it was a wake up moment for him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally:
      Clothing choices were more restricted. Fats complaining about clothes not coming with enough X's in front of the L on the tags are absolutely right that they don't, but for the wrong reason. They just don't make nice clothes for gross bodies really. Fashion's holistic, it accentuates the form and just look at what there is to work with when you're more than one third body fat. Really not a lot of looks you can pull off, esp. in summer
      Stomach touching the desk when sitting. Never had it lay on top or anything like a couple of the horrowshows posted in these threads but feeling a table dig into me was a wake up call that things were getting bad
      Just very aware/embarrassed about how you look to others a lot of the time. You get bullying as a kid of course but it's less overt in adulthood. You can be a bit blind to it since people aren't calling you names to your face but people do treat you differently and react differently to you when you're overweight
      Sweating sweating sweating
      Poor feeling of energy
      Poor sleep
      Worse sex drive
      Spending so much on food and not even very good/satisfying food at that. I found old receipts a while ago, a quarter of my grocery shop was coca cola and potato chips
      Bad cardiovascular recovery. One set of stairs was one minute of huffing and puffing afterward. Jogging speed and endurance was a joke
      Weakness generally. Was a struggle to pick up or move heavy shit in an everyday setting, big bags of cat litter or garden supplies or furniture and such. This has been more a boon from strength training but not having the fat bad there makes the mechanics of everything easier too.
      Fat face, didn't like photos or seeing myself in mirrors
      I'll probably think of more later
      >furniture and things always creaked when used
      hated this one. My mum got really into antiques and put some nice but not designed for 100 kilogram people seats around the Christmas dinner table. I was terrified I'd make one of them snap.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thighs so fat I ruin many pairs of cheap pants due to rubbing
      >seeing clothes you would easily fit into being a strangulation trap
      >trying to fall asleep and feeling just how fricking fat I am
      frick this, dude, it's annoying

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to fall asleep and feeling just how fricking fat I am
        same I use to stare at my chubby fingers and feel dread. You couldn't even see my knuckles

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever I woke up, my arms and shoulders would hurt.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me it was the lower back pain. every time I got up out of my chair to take a piss, every fricking 20 minutes basically, drinking energy drinks, playing video games. so much weight on the lower back.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worst weight was when I lived in the US for a year (Exchange year). Managed to gain 30kg. It happened slowly, then all at once.
      I'm only 5'9 so I looked disgusting.
      My back absolutely killed, out of breath just existing, I smelled terrible no matter how much I washed / deodorised. No motivation, didn't enjoy life at all, girls were absolutely disgusted with my presence (they still are, but I'm not longer fat so).

      Basically, we (Men) already live life on hard mode, but fatties make it even harder for themselves. Im now 80kg and live has improved 100x.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Managed to gain 30kg
        What the frick were you eating? What does America do to people to fatten them up this fast?
        Also, which country are you from?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What the frick were you eating?
          So in Europe (Im UK) we have a traffic light system for food, you can see at a glance if food is good or bad. There is also less salt and sugar in our food, less chemicals and additives.
          The people I lived with bought in shit quality food, ate out all the time, I was in college, so was partying (drinks, weed etc).
          I discovered some Americans e.g. my roommates were very very lazy (the college was across the street, you could get to class in less than 5 minutes, but they would drive).
          None of them could cook a decent meal.
          Anyways, I ate what I thought was "normal" food, but all of it was filled with HFCS, salt, fats of all kinds, chemicals. The portions are stupidly big, their smallest is close to our largest meal over here.

          Above all else, I did it to myself. I could have ate less, drank less and moved more. I learned my lesson and finally made my goal weight. Next time I go, I'm avoiding all fast food and snacky foods. It just ain't worth it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Salt isn’t bad for you. It’s the seed oils and hfcs in literally everything here. I have to pay $10 for a jar of pasta sauce to get one without added sugar. It’s disgusting.

            nta, but I'm a Dane who spent a few weeks in New York and I noticed immediately that most food have added syrup or sugars and just end up with a way higher calorie count than I was used to at home.
            American bread is super sweet, there's sugar added to all your milky and fruity drinks like juice and yoghurt, and the shit you call donuts literally tastes like diabetes. New York has some really good restaurants, but outside of that, all the lower-tier food is just disgustingly sweet and almost inedible to Europoors.

            off-topic, but Harlem was fricking disgusting btw. Our american tourist guide took us there because it's part of the new york tourist experience, and it's just a gross ghetto full of fat, poor black people, worse than anything we have at home.

            This guys gets it. Also, Harlem is just any black neighborhood aka hood in the country. Seriously, everywhere I have been the black neighborhoods are run down and shitty with people sitting on the porches all times of the day and night.

            I'm a europoor but a lot of people I've met have reported the same thing, that they land in the us for business or student exchange or whatever and immediately start packing on the kgs. There's something in the food up there, it's a known phenomenon

            It’s because ~~*they*~~ pump our foods full of poisons. You can try to eat healthy here, but unless you’re reading the labels and cooking for yourself it’s almost impossible. Eating out is a guaranteed way to get fat here, because they drown everything in “healthy” oils and most bull ingredients are fortified with sugar, usually HFCS.

            I have tried to explain this to my wife, but she grew up with Italian food being a staple for her family. Italian food is great in Italy, but here in the US finding good uncontaminated ingredients is hard and expensive. She will always by mid-tier sauce and noodles which are filled oils and added sugars. These are just empty calories. She won’t listen. I tried to get her to meal prep with just meat, veggies and whole food carb source like rice or sweet potatoes, but she refuses. She wonders why she is having such a difficult time losing weight. Women are dumb.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta, but I'm a Dane who spent a few weeks in New York and I noticed immediately that most food have added syrup or sugars and just end up with a way higher calorie count than I was used to at home.
          American bread is super sweet, there's sugar added to all your milky and fruity drinks like juice and yoghurt, and the shit you call donuts literally tastes like diabetes. New York has some really good restaurants, but outside of that, all the lower-tier food is just disgustingly sweet and almost inedible to Europoors.

          off-topic, but Harlem was fricking disgusting btw. Our american tourist guide took us there because it's part of the new york tourist experience, and it's just a gross ghetto full of fat, poor black people, worse than anything we have at home.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a europoor but a lot of people I've met have reported the same thing, that they land in the us for business or student exchange or whatever and immediately start packing on the kgs. There's something in the food up there, it's a known phenomenon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people come over and dont cook for themselves
            >gain weight
            there's a learning curve in everything, but if you just eat out/ at the dining hall all the time you will balloon

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No but people are saying they're eating the same way they do at home, and gaining a ton of weight - and at the other end I'm hearing from Americans visiting Europe that they somehow lose weight without any effort.

              Maybe it's all the walking, or the portion sizes, or something you do to your takeout food, or a combination of factors, but it's a thing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >eating the same as they would back home
                people are notorious for lying about eating habits
                >americans go and lose weight
                what percentage of those people were obese/overweight
                all the same, i do agree with the assessment that it may be a multitude of factors

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                HFCS is one helluva drug.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's all down to the processing, the ultra-processed food is softer, easier to eat, more calorie dense and less filling. Something about it fricks your body up so people don't feel full.
            I would recommend this podcast as a place to start learning about it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Medchads we can't stop winning

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks for linking this video anon it was worth watching

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              common Eastern European W

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              so this is why anglos are the fatest among yurop

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually the turks are the fattest in Europe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even if you're active once you're heavy enough and old enough your ankles and feet will hurt when walking/hiking for more than couple hours
      >any exercise that moves your body weight becomes either harder, higher impact, or simply too risky
      >even lifting can be harder, got a hernia from deadlifting because visceral body fat affected my bracing
      >literally dripping with sweat and red in the face in the summer even if you feel relatively fine
      >shoes and pants last less than a year, chairs last ~two years
      >clothes are more expensive with less choices available
      >too self conscious to ever take shirt off and go swimming
      >dick at least an inch two shorter because of the fat
      >once you get heavy enough libido tanks as well
      >showering and drying off takes longer
      >irreparable damage to your skin unless you spend a year of your paycheck to get loose skin removed
      Anyone who tells you that you can be healthy at any size is lying. Either to you, or to themselves.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dick at least an inch two shorter because of the fat
        This is my favorite one. I gained a solid inch when I finally got in shape and now all the cuteboys can't resist me.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've lost 50 and my dick didn't get any bigger. I feel like I got israeliteed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was a fatass in high school and we had to run a mile for gym one day, tried running but I was so out of shape it took me more than 20 minutes, I literally could’ve walked it faster.

      Also also for any recovering fatties the PP gains

      >even if you're active once you're heavy enough and old enough your ankles and feet will hurt when walking/hiking for more than couple hours
      >any exercise that moves your body weight becomes either harder, higher impact, or simply too risky
      >even lifting can be harder, got a hernia from deadlifting because visceral body fat affected my bracing
      >literally dripping with sweat and red in the face in the summer even if you feel relatively fine
      >shoes and pants last less than a year, chairs last ~two years
      >clothes are more expensive with less choices available
      >too self conscious to ever take shirt off and go swimming
      >dick at least an inch two shorter because of the fat
      >once you get heavy enough libido tanks as well
      >showering and drying off takes longer
      >irreparable damage to your skin unless you spend a year of your paycheck to get loose skin removed
      Anyone who tells you that you can be healthy at any size is lying. Either to you, or to themselves.

      mentioned are real, I lost all the extra weight and now after several years of lifting I’m over an inch bigger.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shirts hugs stomach and shows my true disgusting figure
      >Back and ass sweat if sitting or wearing a backpack
      >Dick looks miniscule because fat pad
      >Tired constantly
      >Zero looks or attraction from women, but all wanted to be friends because of fat guy personality
      >Trying to act like you're not winded after a small physical feat
      >Knowing you look pathetic having to get momentum when standing up from furniture
      >Knowing you look pathetic struggling to roll over in bed

      The list goes on of small stuff that really weighs on you (punintended) in everyday life.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Zero looks or attraction from women, but all wanted to be friends because of fat guy personality

        >be fat guy
        >have "funny fat guy" personality
        >many female friends
        >lose the weight
        >still funny
        >now attractive too
        >bitches for miles

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats exactly what happened to me. I nailed a few but I locked down a long term girl that is pretty trad, loyal and cooks very well. Have 2 blonde hair blue eyed boys now and am slowly building my home gym. I feel like i've made it, but there's still work to be done.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      my fricking back would hurt all the goddamn time. Lose weight + back exercises, and voila, my posture is erect as a pp, and no more pain.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, to me it was kind of the sheer mass and valume. I just hated having the gut and love handles protruding constantly. It just wasn't very nice and comfortable to live with.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not being able to tuck in a shirt because love handles and gut spill out over waistline
      >not having the right fat storage to pull pants up over gut without looking sloppy and having them fall back down within seconds even with belt
      And also
      >the blatant disrespect such as people talking over me
      If you mention this, you’re treated as crazy and everyone insists it’s in your head. Low and behold, got lean and no one talks over you and if it does occur they’ll actually stop and apologize and listen to you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      being designated fat friend SUCKED.
      fixed myself only when at college, i shared a room with cute skinny girl who literally never ordered any takeout and cooked healthy meals instead, and this jutaxposition with my lifestyle shamed me into improving my habits too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      walking like 15 minutes to go to get a haircut and ending fricking drenched in sweat totally gassed, where i couldn't even walk the next day because i was cramped so bad mad me realize i couldn't live like that anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Post things you hate / hated about being fat
      This could be its own thread.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women found me repulsive
      >professors/classmates/coworkers/bosses treated me worse
      >would be totally gassed and out of breath walking up a couple flights of stairs, or even walking at a brisk pace
      >looked horrible even in nice clothes
      >had a massive fat ass and thighs, looked absolutely disgusting in long pants
      >tired and sick all the time from high carb/high fat and goyslop
      >constantly taking massive dinosaur shits from all the food intake
      >was too ashamed to go out with my friends during college
      I kick myself for not losing the weight and hitting the gym sooner, but I'm still happy I finally did. Reminder to never stop bullying.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spend all of elementary playing Nintendo DS
      >Spend all of middle and high school fricking around on computer
      >Sit on my ass for all of summer because nothing to do outside in suburbs but play frogger
      >Go to university
      >Walk 5 blocks to my first class
      >Too fricking sweaty to attend
      lmao oops
      Lost 70 pounds since then though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I topped out at 210 @5' 10 and the thigh rub was insane. That was 90% of my motivation to lose it all, and the other 10% was how shit I looked. Hovering between 155-165 now and never felt better.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't wear the sweaters my mom bought me.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hbo max is now max so they added all of my 600 lb life. Anyone want to share top episode recs? This one was good. Another good one is Latonya. There's one with a guy who is also addicted to painkillers, but I can't seem to remember. Really heartbreaking situation for his dad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 10 has some of the best episodes. Dolly, Lisa, Margaret, and Lacey are all-timers.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eating together makes the food taste better!

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most cringe article I've ever read. Not only is it pro-fat, but it's written in the disjointed, wandering style of a fatbrained SJW.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think a lot of fattoid rage against Ozempic is because it will show them how fricking easy losing weight actually is
      >lmao homie just eat less, either through willpower or ~~*medicine*~~
      That's it. It's really that simple. And that's a statement they'll never want to accept because deep down they know it's the truth.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That article even goes on somehow to talk about it being a racist drug etc. pure fatty cope. She even admits she'd look and feel better if she were slimmer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me express my gratitude to all the fat Americans out there. Novo Nordisk is making a gigantic fortune off of your fat asses and investing it into education, research, research positions, infrastructure etc. here in Denmark.
      Thank you for helping fund our utopia.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        investing it into housing and feeding the browns that are flooding into your shit lmao

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you confuse Denmark with Sweden? Its okay. I dont expect you to know the difference, just keep eating the goy slop and pay us to lose the weight.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would also make an ad with a fit normal dude and a fat woman to advertise my dating site. The men are already a given, you just need to attract as many females as possible.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was about to say, how dumb of them to put a IST dude with a landwhale in there, but thinking about it a bit more, you're right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm Bumble and Hinge are littered with nothing but manatees. These apps fricking suck shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick do you expect from dating apps? That is like going to the clearance shelf, hoping to find something good.

        It's literally everything else no one wanted.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish men werent so fricking desperate for pussy
      sad mfs will put their dick in anything that lets them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're paid actors you mong

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          im still right.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based foid

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          How can he do anything?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Age the suit guy 50 years and he could easily pass for a mob boss

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the twink in the hoodie is kinda cute ngl

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, thats taking the expression "putting lipstick on a pig" to a whole new level.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like fumble

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Servo anon from a few threads ago, got a new one
    >Servo got a policy to lock doors after 10pm and only let people into the store if they look safe until about 5am
    >About 11pm, an hour before knockoff
    >Maxi-cab driver comes waddling in, dude was huffing getting out the taxi and up to the door to let him in
    >He waddles to the counter, which took a good 20 seconds for a distance a normal person can cover in 3.
    >"Can I use the little boy's room?"
    >Say sure
    >Waddles in
    >I do the rest of my duties, unable to stock the shelves on the shopfloor because if someone is out there during locked doors, we can't be out there, this includes people in toilets
    >Graveyard person comes in, ready to swap over
    >Dude still hasn't come out yet
    >Have the thought if the guy is dead
    >Nup, he waddles out, says thanks grabs some soft drinks
    >Another customer walks in, a young abo who is rattling on to the cab driver about keeping on top of his health
    >Don't think the fat bastard can even think based on his breathlessness
    >He and the abo leaves
    >Because of him I am behind on my toilet cleaning duties, say to graveyard person I'm going to do that before clocking out
    >mfw entering the male toilets and having the smell of the god damn holocaust coming up my nose
    >mfw found a log of shit longer than the bowl itself
    >mfw that I have to clean this fricking thing
    >mfw I saw him the next night and he asked to use the "little boy's room" again

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ' -' 7
      Yee haw, pardner

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does he beep in reverse?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always imagine the song, "The Only Thing They Fear is You" playing as he enters the view

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great A'Tuin on his journey through space and time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ya know what, he's livin his best life
      ...I mean, he's living a life
      he's alive I mean
      ....barely
      I like the lil cowboys hat
      really pulls together the whole 'MURICA ensemble he's got goin on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear I saw a snikers orbiting him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie built like a ball

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking for the picture of a slim fit woman, showing her torso, very curvy with flat stomach. And a fat is commenting there is no space for her organs. Anyone have it?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they couldnt figure that out from one glance at her?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is a drunk and a cokehead
      >ignores his instructions to stop being a druggie
      >madder that the doctor told her to lose weight too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought coke made people skinny?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's not snorting diet coke

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lel, funny man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Morbid obesity due to excess calories
      lol gottem, chad doc didn't even give her the option to say "but muh genetics"

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, 300 pounds a month ago
    >eat less move more, simple shit
    >struggle with motivation to keep going
    >any time i feel like eating fast food or not working out open /fph/
    >be so disgusted by people as fat as me and especially the people fatter than me that I get extra motivation
    285 pounds now, we're all going to make it
    bullying works

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, you're still fat. Get up and walk instead of browsing IST.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how we're allowed, even encouraged to dog on incels and other undesirable dudes for being somewhat ugly and unsociable, but say ONE bad thing about fat women, and suddenly you're Hitler II.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same OP! I even renamed IST to FPH in my ISTX settings

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can we get our own /fph/ board? Plebbit had their own forum fully dedicated and surely we have much more material than they had.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's more or less the same images getting posted in these threads. Unfortunately I have nothing to contribute with, but ain't enough content for a whole board.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just two words to defend yourself from that accusation
    >"literally" and "how"

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    new

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/f0Y9Qe5.jpg

      >24
      god damn

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Note: the health condition is morbid obesity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fat
      >health condition
      yes, but I know already it's not referring to her obesity

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"beautiful"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/f0Y9Qe5.jpg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"beautiful"
      virtue signalling the fatty while shitting on the fatty, this journo is at max efficiency

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related, half the treatment for lipedema is actually loving your body by getting it to the right weight and fitness, not "loving" it. Also in the same study: having a fat frick waist-hip ratio still denotes obesity.

      Just in case anyone was about to feel sorry for her or trust the calorie-industrial complex.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can guarantee you it was 15 black men. They are always into big white girls for some reason.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is Matt Rife and why are all of the fat chicks/chicks who got fat I went to highschool with posting about him on social media?
    >inb4 Google it anon
    No

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is a famous incel who killed more people than sam hyde

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw just want to marry a huge bbw

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tTPZJQ75y18
    Brehs I’m in love

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sitting in a bus next to a fatass woman who stank the whole place up with some fried junk she was eating.
    It's so unfair. I work out so fricking much yet I still have to suffer from fat, even if it's the fat of others.
    Fat people don't deserve to share public space with the rest of us.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    29, 5'11, 255lbs here. 8 year college grad who makes no money and will never have a house or a family of his own. The world is going to shit all around me and I have no career, no future, and absolutely nothing to look forward to or live for, so I eat. I've tried to lose weight a thousand times over the past four years but at this point I give up. Nothing will ever get better so I may as well enjoy myself. Frick it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8 year college grad
      are you at least a PhD?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I meant that I graduated 8 years ago but my degree did me no good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      baka

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the degree in?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing "respectable", just something I figured out I could pass in. Now I live off of my dad and my best bet is probably to get on disability.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If its philosophy then go write a book. If something like art then go find your style and paint something small that you can easily sell.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm inclined not to fault you on the degree bullshit, I have heard of so many people pushed into college and they just select a degree that will be easy rather than something that is useful and they enjoy. I have also seen many of the opposite problems where people enter a degree they don't enjoy like engineering.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did /FPS/ become /FPH/?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know but I enjoy them both.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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