Fuck it, I quit. The lifting injuries you get all the time aren't worth it.

Frick it, I quit. The lifting injuries you get all the time aren't worth it. I'm probably in worse health now because of all my injuries than when I started.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just dont get injured you gay

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's because you're too low iq

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're too low iq yo learn the lifting lovements
      I've never had an injury in my life
      (To clarify this post)

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ego lifts
    >gets injured
    no shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop ego lifting lmao
      I've been lifting for 6 years and the worst injury I've gotten is a bruise.

      >ego lift
      >get injured
      >quit
      sad many such cases

      Rest.
      Stretch.

      Do natural mouvements, running, climbing, swimming, crawling.
      Use easy functional whe body calisthenics routine for a while.

      Go black to weights and isolation training later without ego lifting.

      Ego lifting doesnt exist, weaklings

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. You were never gonna make it anyway.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop ego lifting lmao
    I've been lifting for 6 years and the worst injury I've gotten is a bruise.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are your injuries

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to pick up 40kg from the floor and my arm hurt. Frick this, cardio is safer.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do weighted calisthenics (dips, pullups, leg raises)
    >get big with natural movements
    >never get injured and live a long, swole life

    You're just a moron who fell for the 5 day roidtroony split lamao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dips don't feel right. Pushups are fine but 8 end up doing heaps.

      Also fricked my left wrist reracking on a tiny bench press built for trex arms.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dips don't feel right

        Do them correctly first.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nta but I try. Something about them feels unnatural, since I can't seem to do them right. I'll give it a shot every few weeks. Watch form videos. Try it. Look at myself in the mirror. And I always feel pressure in my shoulders and quit to something else. I never feel it in my chest and my form seems right from the mirror but clearly isn't.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel them in my chest but also get that grinding feeling in my shoulders.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Try assisted maybe?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dips are the number one shoulder injury maker
      also calisthenics are for chickenlegs

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dips are the number one shoulder injury maker
        Once again I'm reminded people are sub 70 IQ morons who ignore THE FORM and then complain.

        Athletes:
        >exercise for thousands of years and develop CORRECT ways to approach training
        morons:
        >watch le black running man tiktoks and frick their shit up

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what I said is an objective fact and I have no idea what you are trying to say with your analogy

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is an objective fact
            It is not.
            >I have no idea what you are trying to say
            Dips don't cause injuries. The frickery people engage in instead of dips while calling it "dips" does.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Or maybe the lift is so unnatural and technical that it leads to injuries. There are much better lifts than dips.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno anon, the gym lifts enabled by the machines as well as powersharting all look much less natural and more dangerous than any calisthenics movement.

                If you simply don't go too deep on your dips you've already dodged most of the risk. Yeah IST would count them as zero (0) but at least you won't displace anything.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        But my legs are naturally big and wearing pants solves chickenlegs anyway.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, they are not.

          dips are the number one shoulder injury maker
          also calisthenics are for chickenlegs

          Any lift that exists;
          >do it correctly, gradually get used to the extremes of the ROM
          >standardize execution
          >gradually overload
          If you can do this without pain, it's not a dangerous lift for you. If you can't, then just do something else.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No they are not
            I'd bet money my calves dwarf yours. I have never trained them before unless you count being 300lbs when I was younger.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes fatsos get free calf hypertrophy, your quads/hams/glutes however are probably comparably shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dips introduce a lot of novel range of motion to the shoulder and people try it once without ever honing the motor pattern or adapting to that range of motion, then stop because they think this movement is somehow inherently dangerous.

        It's like a dipshit who only does floor press then goes to the bench, lowers the bar through a new 2 inches range of motion under maximal weight, and he's surprised when his pec gets injured.

        Just as with the dips, it's not because the movement is more dangerous. It's simply because you train like an idiot.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good call, you're clearly too moronic to be trusted around weights.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The lifting injuries you get all the time
    ?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rest.
    Stretch.

    Do natural mouvements, running, climbing, swimming, crawling.
    Use easy functional whe body calisthenics routine for a while.

    Go black to weights and isolation training later without ego lifting.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    simply don't listen to anyone but your body and you will be fine for life

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ego lift
    >get injured
    >quit
    sad many such cases

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you dont get visible swelling / bruising yur "injury" is cope and you should dilate

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you do big weights you should warm up.
    If you're pushing more than novice numbers you should deload.
    If you're getting tendonopathies in the same places you should check your form and maybe not be on a deficit all year you fat bastard.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is an unlifting discord troon.
    He critically injured himself while sitting in a dark stinky room for 16 hours a day.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess you did powerlifting?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same but I just do slow stretch like movement with low to medium weights and stretch for half an hour after that

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I switched to lower weight, higher reps with drop sets and the injuries are non existent now. Gains are good too.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I broke my back 3 years ago and only in the past few months have my squats and deadlifts gone back into intermediate territory.

    Maybe you're just a pussy who would have gladly accepted any reason to stop putting effort into things.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many injuries are due to the fact that people are working out indoors under artificial blue light and non native emf. Look up "the light diet" and jack kruse interviews to learn more.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have really really bad form lol

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I permanently destroyed my joints by lifting like a moron and that’s why I’m doing it right and you’re not
    holy kek
    injuries happen, but if they’re a constant part of your workouts you are just a fricking idiot i’m sorry

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Firstly, define “injury”. If we are talking a little shoulder tweak that a few days of rest and some light mobility training will fix, sure everyone get those every now and then. But if we are talking something that sets you back for more than a month and having to seek medical care for, then I can’t relate. I’ve been lifting since I was 15, I’m 28 now. Can’t honestly say I’ve had a legitimate injury caused from lifting in my 13 years. And every single time I’ve had, as I mentioned, a minor issue beyond soreness, it came from my ego lifting more than my body wanted to that day, or because I didn’t warm up properly.

    You’re making a false conclusion by simply saying exercise will eventually cause injury. And using professional athletes is an horrible example because those are people paid to push themselves as hard as possible with very little time to properly recover, of course they are gonna injure themselves. They rarely get the opportunity to rest when they do get those minor tweaks and pains and are pretty much forced to play instead of recover like they are supposed to. Of course they are gonna get injured more. Not that my pity well for them is that deep considering they are paid millions, but all I’m saying is they are paid to push themselves far beyond what is normal.

    As much as you don’t want to admit it, it really does boil down to a persons ego. Not warming up enough, lifting too much because “last week I was able to hit this weight” or whatever reason, and not properly recovering, and not listening to your body when it’s telling you to take a break are all signs of that. Unless you’re a complete dumbass, a legit injury doesn’t just happen in an instant. It’s an accumulation of wear and tear that people neglect to take care of.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So you are a powershitter that got tricked by internet people into lifting 300+ lbs as a recreational activity? What did you expect Black person lmao

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The lifting injuries are novel experiences.

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