Fuck lateral raises. Fuck cable machines. Fuck impinging your shit

Frick lateral raises
Frick cable machines
Frick impinging your shit
This right here will give you big, dense shoulders plus abs and youll have a hobby to talk to your gym gf about.
Take the kayak pill

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i go kayaking two hours every morning

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice. you got beefy shoulders or what? post shoulder.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not dinghy rowing
    Ngmi

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kayak is fun but it sounds like a hassle and expensive. It's something I'd do now and then but to get fit on it is out of my league.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Therse nothing expensive about it besides the upfront cost of buying a kayak, a lifejacket, and a paddle. Its not like scuba diving where you need tons of gear.
      The hassle would be storing it somewhere and transporting it to the water. If you dont live near water then I guess youre Shit Out of Luck.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i live in a 3rd world shithole so the water near me is full of garbage and poo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bought an inflatable on Amazon for $85. It weighs 40lbs and I can keep it in the back of my car. I'll car camp after a night of dancing and go kayaking in the morning. Stupid easy, fun, good exercise, and I'm in nature. I've gone almost every week I've owned the thing. Stop making excuses and get out there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you need to do it every day.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post body, shoulders specifically.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      today was the first time i kayaked actually but my shoulders where working the whole time like i was doing a bunch of lateral raises.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your core and lats should be the ones working, paddle technique for kayaking/canoeing is not unlike rowing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I felt my lats, core, triceps and shoulder. Kind of depended on how I sat and the angle of the paddle.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >does something once
        >starts waxing lyrical about how good it is

        lmao get fricked you nonce

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"what is stimulus novelty?"

          Look Its a fit approved sport. The guy I rented the kayak from said his shoulders got big too. Look at olympic kayaking next time. All huge, boulder shoulders.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you could also look at bodybuilders, all have huge shoulders and train shoulders! coincidence?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              no its not a coincidence, they kayak too in their free time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"what is stimulus novelty?"

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kayaking seems fun under the right circumstances. I live on the ocean but even here it's like, wow I'm kayaking in a straight line then I'll turn around again, woopdee fricking doo. Plus there's actual sewage in ocean water near cities

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea i get that and thats how i felt too. it could be good on certain locations to sight see but i also had the idea that it would be more fun going down a river. that way its like a race course, i go out and do different ones.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah let me just drive to the sea and go for a kayaking trip at the end of every workout instead of doing lu raises for 5 minutes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not living near the sea already
      NGMI

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do bent over rows
    >can't see the waterfall ahead of me
    >die

    Shiggy Diggy

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah ive been kayaking in some natural wonders but i allways feel deezy as shit so i get fricked anyway

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what natural wonders?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        mount everest, aurora borealis

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you didnt go kayaking in mt everest you liar.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paddleboard is superior. You have to balance and it works your core also. Yeah you look stupid but you probably look stupid by default so it doesn't really matter.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a competitive OOC6 paddler and I can tell OP that anyone who actually races hits the gym multiple times a week. Paddling is great for endurance but unless you're using vastly different weighing boats often (which does happen for certain outrigger races) you're not going to be exposing yourself to any kind of progressive overload so you NEED to lift in order to complement your racing ability.

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