>fueling his lifts with cinnimon toast crunch, reeses cups, wendys, ramen

>fueling his lifts with cinnimon toast crunch, reeses cups, wendys, ramen
>doesn't give a frick about MUH PROCESSED FOOD MUH SEED OILS MUH NATURAL HOME GROWN ORGANIC FOODS MUH CARBS
>mogs

Explain this IST?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muscle growth requires only three things: progressive overload, caloric surplus, and enough protein intake. Doesn't mean it's healthy. Why do you think so many huge bodybuilders die early? PEDs or not, he's on his way to an early grave.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAM PLS STOP SPAMMING YOUR SHIT HERE
    SAM PLS GO

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eats like a horse
    >takes enough gear for a horse
    >looks like one

    wtf

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Explain this
      Steroids

      You now owe me $50

      >ANYONE WHO IS BIGGER THAN BE IS ROIDING LALALALALA

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        come on now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I'm sure he's just taking creatine every other day or so

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Explain this
    Steroids

    You now owe me $50

  5. 10 months ago
    sage

    Buy an ad or something.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so he basically eats like Asmondgold?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, asmon drinks a liter of coke and a twinkie a day

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie clearly ain't worried about living past 30

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had double jaw surgery about 6 months ago. My jaws were wired shut for about 6 weeks during my recovery, and I still couldn't really chew for weeks even after the wires were removed, and so I was on an all liquid diet for about 2 months.

    I tried to eat healthy at first by blending up the healthy whole foods that I usually eat with a blender, but I just couldn't stick with it. For whatever reason, my jaws being wired shut radically changed my taste buds, and so the things that I usually liked prior to my surgery now made me want to gag. And so I ended up losing 20 pounds in the first couple of weeks following my surgery because I could barely eat the healthy food that I was was trying to force down my throat with a feeding syringe.

    Out of desperation, I decided to eat pure goyslop because I simply needed more calories. I was putting half of a giant sized box of sugary children's breakfast cereal into a blender, pouring in 2 or 3 pre-made, high-protein meal replacement shakes, and then squirting that sugary, high carb, and artificially flavored slurry into my mouth and swallowing it without chewing like a human snake. And I'd do that 2 or 3 times per day. I'd also put half of a pumpkin pie in a blender, several huge scoops of vanilla ice cream, a protein shake, huge heaping tablespoons of peanut butter, and lots of maple syrup and squirt that down my throat as well. That allowed me to put on 25 pounds of fat in about a month.

    And weirdly enough, my skin and hair never looked better - which is crazy because my skin is almost always red, dried out, and covered in acne blemishes. And my hair is almost always dried out and brittle.

    And so you lied to me IST. Goyslop honestly isn't that bad for you. It actually saved my life.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's what you get from sucking to much wiener, hungry girl.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    roids
    he will be dead by 35

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Explain this IST?
    Dead by 30.
    His face is constantly an unnatural red/purple with disgusting skin, he sounds like he just ran a marathon with how much huffing and puffing he does any time he opens his mouth.
    Don't get me wrong, by influencer standards he seems like an OK dude, and he actually says things worth listening to.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show me a picture of him without a baseball cap where you can see his hairline. Lmao and the dude is 19

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this man is huge but needs a haircut

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      his hair is cool, better than everyone elses normie cuts

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy to know he'll die by 50. Or before if he's vaxxed

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