>have a killer pull sesh
>go home, have dinner, early to bed
>frick yeah gonna get my 8 hours
>wife comes home from work late because of calls with some Amerisharts
>wakes me up to have sex
>give her the ol sexaroo
>cant fall asleep for a while after because cardio
>only get 6.5 hours of sleep
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I just wanna recoover
Try studying STEM. No bigger gains goblin to your health in existance.
I have a PhD in stats, buddy. Its not that bad.
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>anon didn’t study chemistry
>anon didn’t become a medicinal chemist
>anon didn’t develop the perfect steroid and become jacked
Common stemcel L
>wife comes home from work late
anon, I....
>cannot even imagine a commited relationship with a good woman
This is what IST does to your brain. Just go get yourself a good wife
I've banged those "home later honey" wives before lol
Leave op alone you deranged homosexuals, if a woman’s cheating on you it’s fairly obvious and she wouldn’t come home and ask for more sex that makes no sense
Just let them be, they know theyre lost. Imagine having this much brain rot
>if a woman's cheating on you it's fairly obvious and she wouldn't come home and ask for more sex
lol
You're in for a surprise, anon.
>t. virgin
Go ahead homosexual tell me how to make a woman cum, oh yeah I forgot you probably think that’s a myth cause you’re a braindead Black person
>LEAVE ME ALONE GUYS SHE'S NOT CHEATING
>lol virgin
>REEE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE WOMEN CUM DADDY PLEASE
Just frick them and stimulate their clit a bit, they cum buckets. If you have to try harder then it just means you're ugly and/or used as copedick.
You're welcome.
>, if a woman’s cheating on you it’s fairly obvious and she wouldn’t come home and ask for more sex that makes no sense
Today at the gym a man told me the story of cheating on his wife with a woman who he later found out was cheating on him with another man.
>he was a "home later honey!"
He told me how his affair partner would go on trips with her husband fricking her husband the entire time and then want to sneak out and frick him too the moment she got home.
>wife comes home from work late because of calls with some Amerisharts
>wakes me up to have sex
Huh. How about that. Ameri-"sharted in her mouth"s.
It makes sense tho
Cheating prostitutes will initiating sex either out of guilt, or because they had unprotected sex with their boyfriends. So if they end up pregnant the husband will not be suspisious
This.
Happened to a friend of mine. His gf got pregnant out of the blue, even though she was always saying she doesn't wants kids. He wasn't really sure if it was his, so after the kid was born, he did a DNA test in secret. Turned out the kid was not his.
I'm helping a girl cheat on her boyfriend now and she's told me that she will go have sex with him after we're done while thinking about me.
>helping a girl cheat on her bf
Lmao this homie has a catalogue recommending his friends to some sloot
This is why it's so easy to fool you morons. When a wife is cheating, she literally has another male to help give her tips on how to lie. I've actively told wives I was hooking up with to go home and initiate sex with her husband. The script goes something like this
>Honey, I've had a rough day
>I've been thinking about you the whole time
>*Initiate sex*
>Make up story about why late
Obviously if he's insistent on the reason first the script is flexible. But this alleviates his fears because 1) why would she frick him if she cheated eh? 2) he has coom brain and will bond with her more.
Fooling you morons is so easy you actually can't imagine what it's like to be the guy who helps the wife cheat.
You’re evil and will experience unimaginable horror for your actions unless you repent
Only in your own head. Rent free.
>commited relationship
She's commited to her boss and her lover alright.
They're not in a committed relationship if the woman has to work, suck her boss's dick during overtime, get stressed out all the time and not be home most of the day.
There are no good women
>undeserving
Couldnt be me.
I've been the guy who was pounding those wives. The pillow talk was us coming up with a believable excuse for why she's home late. Giving her the male perspective perfects her ability to spin 🙂
amerigolem get ye gone
>>wife comes home from work late because of calls with some Amerisharts
Sure bud
>DL day
>heavy and exhausting
>put kid to bed
>kid won’t sleep
>kid is up till 2300
>finally falls asleep
>go to bed at 0000
>cat have peed in bed
>have to take everything out
>this wakes up kid
>get 1 hour sleep when it’s all done
>time to drive kid to preschool and go to work for 9 hours
>tomorrow will probably be the same
Sometimes life hits hard but you’re suppose to get hit and move forward.
It’s leg day tomorrow.
Based fellow dad. We keep pushing and growing.
One day at a time
these are the times you miss when they are all grown up
or at least that's what i have to keep telling myselft
lol your wife got turned on by the thought of American wiener
Sex is good for gainz tho
dump her ass or ngmi
curls before gurls
>wife comes home from work...
You're supposed to provide for your wife moron.
>amerisharts
sounds like something an inbred brit would say
cuck bait aside... I don't understand you guys. I'm over 30 years old, so older than 90% of the board. I have a 25yo gf. I train 3 times a week. We have sex on average 10 times a week (sometimes I'm too busy, sometimes we have little 4 hour marathons).
Never it "goblins my gains", "steals my energy" or "deprives me of 1h of absolutely necessary sleep".
Get checked or smth baka tbvh
>wife comes home from work late
oh no no no, buddy
>100% LARP in this entire thread
Impressive