German weight loss method: EAT HALF

Cut the meal in half and throw the rest away.
Does anyone know the German name for this?
Also, tell me if you think this is a good idea.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just make less food what the frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just make less food what the frick
      I can't - and therefore don't - cook.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        learn to

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is there to know? You follow instructions on the bag/box/whatever the frick and go from there. Don't have instructions? Youtube or google that shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy being fat and poor for the rest of your life.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only poors think like this. You are lower middle class larping as upper class.
          You can’t even speak Latin. Get the frick out of here.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if you were rich you could have someone prepare perfectly portioned meals for you instead of something as autistic as cutting a meal in half and throwing the rest out

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't cook
        Why the frick not? You've got arms don't you?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literal child, just stay fat you weak excuse of a man

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eat less food and lose weight
    brilliant

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FdH: Friss die Hälfte

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FdH steht für Fick dich Hurensohn. DO NOT SAY THIS TO PEOPLE, YOU WILL GET BEAT UP

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "halvenshittin" i believe is the kraut word for it

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just save the other half for the nect day? I don't know what impulsive eating is like.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But then you can only eat half of that. It's about how much you started with when you sat down to eat

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a good way to be fat and broke instead of just fat. Does literally nothing to address protein/micronutrient needs. Did Ben and Jerry's invent this so that fat German women will buy twice as many pints?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, an American company invented this so that German women would buy more of a unit of measurement not used in Germany.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't they use pints for beer?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unilever is British, you moron, B&J is just a product line.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jenapharm

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How about you eat the same, but every other day

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick would you throw it away? Eat the other half for your next meal moron

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >german method
    Tried it but gave me gas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      perhaps a final solution of bug spray will evacuate you

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who told you this nonsense?
    FdH just means eat half as much as you usually do. It’s an early attempt to give people a formula for weight loss.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haffenessen

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not addressing the cause of obesity will make any progress meaningless. You may lose some weight, but you'll gain it back. This is why fad diets like CICO, low-fat, weight watchers, and other diets that seek to limit your body's necessary intake of materials will alwayd have poorer outcomes, but simple-minded folk have a hard time with moving on from antiquated ideas.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Does anyone know the German name for this?
    FDH, Friss die Hälfte (Eat half, but it's the animal/derogatory verb for eating, not the normal one).

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    couldn't you eat half then the other half the next day? why do you have to throw it away

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Does anyone know the German name for this?
    Bullshit. The method might be ok, but nobody in Germany is doing this. It sounds like what an amerimutt would invent to sell to other amerimutts

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im German and I have never heard of this
    but I know the weather will be bad tomorrow if you throw away half of your food

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's called reducing portion sizes and the germans have nothing to do with it

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cutting diet i guess

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This requires self control. If fatties had self control they wouldn't be fat. I still say we need to genocide them

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's called the Halbenscheissenessenhalbenscheisseimtoilettegewerfen Diet.

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