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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Both look good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both look gross

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post body.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          of course he doesn't answer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Definitely saving this one, will use it for the good of IST

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's missing HIGH TEST.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They never do, amuses me be I got compliments the couple of times I was drunk out of my skull on here and did.

            Those shitting on people are almost always fuggos or little kids.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              post body

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post body

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you first, flexy guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They both look less jacked than the average mether I see in the 7-11 parking lot going through the cigarette butts to find a smokeable one.

      Both look short

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They both look less jacked than the average mether I see in the 7-11 parking lot going through the cigarette butts to find a smokeable one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah, you gotta empty them out into a paper, pop in a butt and you got a brand new cigarette.

      don't ask me how I know this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The guy I saw doing it was twisting them out into a corncob pipe.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sam sulik made me want to lose my tan.

    only thing is you have to be lean and have really good skin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the pale, acne ridden guy with leathery high blood pressure skin made me want to lose my tan
      Huh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In some of his videos he looks good, I think it's the recent ones.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where did their hair go?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are their shoes different?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a sneaky thing gays do to feel naughty.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the white pig on the right shouldn't get a tan, he has that shitty anglo skin that will NEVER be golden, only a pink to red spectrum.

    look at the color of his arms and legs, it's disgusting.

    People like him should embrace the white and never see hard sunlight, if his whole body was as white as his torso he would look way better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. He will never be able to tan and will look way better with the vampire look the alternative is literally turning into a tomato or just burning without getting any tan which is idiotic. Although his redness in the pic is not from tanning it's from flexing. The problem with skin with skin that has that low amount of melanin is that the tiniest thing can turn it pink/red. It's borderline translucent.
      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/88BFPgA84xw
      It's mostly not there when he does lighter stuff.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a lean manlet sam hyde

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no way, brownie

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude on the right looks and sounds like a FTM troony.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flexy dude looks like shit but can do legitimately impressive german hangs etc.
    It's like the bloatmaxxed powersharters. Kyriakos Grizzly might LOOK the same as your average walmart tub o' lard, but he's also legitimately very strong. Some people just don't value the aesthetic.
    Also flexy guy has a pretty cute azn wife who clearly loves him, and a baby daughter, so he auto-mogs most of IST by default.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that his significant other

        I didn't realize it was this bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cute azn wife
      Lmao get some standards man. Jesus

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are no tans in hyperborea

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They both kind of look not right

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine taking them both in the sauna and enjoying the feast...

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