Get the?

It's well known now but still far from where it'll be in the next 6 months. EVERY fattie will be on it. Most insurance automatically hands it out BMI > 30 (obese) and effectively BMI > 25 (overweight) as long as your doc says you're 'pre-diabetic'.

You won't have hamplanets to mock much longer. This is a good thing. Think what it will do the average price of women if they all lost 15% bodyfat.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw natty, no fraud, no fat vaxx
    >tfw i realize everyone in the gym is on ez mode
    why the frick should i bother with highly autistic diets and lifting programs when rashonda gets free fat fatvaxx and chad takes test both are lightyears ahead of me in progress in weeks time while i waste years for barebone results

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why the frick should i bother with highly autistic diets and lifting programs when rashonda gets free fat fatvaxx and chad takes test both are lightyears ahead of me in progress in weeks time while i waste years for barebone results
      Good question. What's your answer?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed, why should you?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Insurances are already dropping ozempic for overweight people because the US wants people to stay fat.

      Because you are moronic and live in the past.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine comparing yourself to literally everyone, from the top 1% genetically all the way down to the people you make fun of. Pathetic. Your personality is dyel and will always be until you sort your head out

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He thinks a drug will overpower the fats
    Lol.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they certainly aren't
    > betta then
    me at spelling or grammar

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ozempic isn't gonna stop them from gorging greasy fried soul foods

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'd better hope it does. Their stomachs will stop digesting it.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ozempic results in an average 15% weight loss for people who also make lifestyle changes, meaning a 300lb fatty will become a 265lb fatty. it isn't the miracle weight loss solution that pharma shills were claiming it was.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      15% of 300 is 45 and as we all know 65+45 is 100

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon really thinks it's that easy
    >Ozemp-ACK

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >losing the weight naturally no drugs getting back in shape
    >gonna have turbo fatties cheat code their way to being lean and get praised for their hard work (LOL)
    >also going to be accused of using that shit probably
    >also going to be deemed annoying/try hard/hated when I correct the accusations and say “no I just used a little willpower and fixed my diet, got more active idk why you’d think one needs drugs for this”
    >jockogood.jpeg
    >gonna get to watch most of these fatties balloon back up gradually while I remain lean
    >gonna get to mog them because lift also while lean
    >gonna get to be creative and make up new nonsense responses to frick with these normies like
    >ozempic? Dude I just started meditating in direct sunlight and ate more fruits and the weight came off on its own that shit is poison no way… did YOU use that shit?? Don’t you know what happens? *no further elaboration no matter how much the inquire*
    >also get to healthmog because cardio
    I’m not too concerned with this, I’m only upset because it’s not a real cure. I’m over here walking like 10 miles a day, eating 1500 calories some days only 700 calories, dropping 3lbs a week right now. Even this can be considered unsustainable. It will be kindly annoying if you’re right, OP. But then they’ll all gain it back. This is good in the way I mentioned, but bad in that fats will still be a thing. It makes me want to work harder.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope lol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mentally ill
        >Goes the hard way without reason, is inefficient
        Incel spotted.

        Seething weak willed (and effeminate @ “incel” fatty, I have pussy juice on my dick as I type this) detected

        Spoiler: noone is going to care about your little journey. All normies care about is the result, not only in fitness but in every other field

        You misunderstood the point entirely. You’re correct no one cares about the journey, just the end results and what you can do for them. But my point wasn’t that I’m longing for some celebration which I know isn’t gonna happen. Just that it will be kindly annoying to watch ozempics get kind words as if they actually worked hard lmao. I’ve seen it with a friends GF who gets lips every 3 years, regains the weight, gets lipo again, and so on and every time the circle congratulates her on her efforts. It’s mildly irritating if that better explains my point in the post.

        damn Satan. you just summed up my feels.
        >lost 10+ bmi points, 50+ lbs
        >diet and work out the natural way
        >its a lot of time, work and effort but the gains feel great
        >struggle with cravings and food noise throughout.
        >fight through anyway
        >have a perpetually fat friend
        >always been heavier than me
        >pcos, muh thyroid, doctors don't understand me
        >she gets on ozempic
        >all she talks about is how easy it is to lose weight
        >she sees me recording
        >teehee oh you /have/ to record? Man, I could never do that.
        >Its a good thing I don't have to. I just stop eating when I'm full
        >isn't weightloss easy?
        I honestly feel like she's rubbing her medical cheat code in my hardworking face. I asked her how long she was going to stay on it and she said, "probably forever." I asked her about the side effects, "I haven't had any!" Then I just tell myself I don't need it. its better to lose without and it makes me stronger than her. Honestly feels like cope.

        Yeah we’ll rest assured dude she’ll gain it back. When that happens if you still find yourself pissy about it you can always
        >hey did you stop ozempic? Oh no reason uh just wondering
        Or more directly
        >damn I thought ozmepic was magic I guess not
        See above btw, the b***h in that story gets lipo so often because she gets it mostly covered by insurance due to made up illnesses so it’s affordable.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lose weight fatty fat grease pig
        useless eater

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spoiler: noone is going to care about your little journey. All normies care about is the result, not only in fitness but in every other field

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        men care, but roasties do not.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >men care, but roasties do not.
          This is Black Pill deep lore.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I care about others' journey. Some of their stories are really impressive. Some 5 years ago I was part of this group who would run and cycle, and there was this dude who used to be a heroin addict before.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn Satan. you just summed up my feels.
        >lost 10+ bmi points, 50+ lbs
        >diet and work out the natural way
        >its a lot of time, work and effort but the gains feel great
        >struggle with cravings and food noise throughout.
        >fight through anyway
        >have a perpetually fat friend
        >always been heavier than me
        >pcos, muh thyroid, doctors don't understand me
        >she gets on ozempic
        >all she talks about is how easy it is to lose weight
        >she sees me recording
        >teehee oh you /have/ to record? Man, I could never do that.
        >Its a good thing I don't have to. I just stop eating when I'm full
        >isn't weightloss easy?
        I honestly feel like she's rubbing her medical cheat code in my hardworking face. I asked her how long she was going to stay on it and she said, "probably forever." I asked her about the side effects, "I haven't had any!" Then I just tell myself I don't need it. its better to lose without and it makes me stronger than her. Honestly feels like cope.

        >Muh cheat codes
        You're stupid. They're efficient and smart. Hard work doesn't have value in itself, productive work does.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        So ozempic comes with a pamphlet describing how to change their eating habits so they don't become fat again? Otherwise they will cycle all their life between obese and skinny fat, and that's disregarding all the side-effects of the drug.
        We've already went through this dance with the shrinking stomach surgery and there are know cases where the dude managed to beat that and return to his pre-surgery weight.

        Ozempic side effects are rare and mild compared to the side effects of being obese.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gl with the diet i guess satan

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn Satan. you just summed up my feels.
      >lost 10+ bmi points, 50+ lbs
      >diet and work out the natural way
      >its a lot of time, work and effort but the gains feel great
      >struggle with cravings and food noise throughout.
      >fight through anyway
      >have a perpetually fat friend
      >always been heavier than me
      >pcos, muh thyroid, doctors don't understand me
      >she gets on ozempic
      >all she talks about is how easy it is to lose weight
      >she sees me recording
      >teehee oh you /have/ to record? Man, I could never do that.
      >Its a good thing I don't have to. I just stop eating when I'm full
      >isn't weightloss easy?
      I honestly feel like she's rubbing her medical cheat code in my hardworking face. I asked her how long she was going to stay on it and she said, "probably forever." I asked her about the side effects, "I haven't had any!" Then I just tell myself I don't need it. its better to lose without and it makes me stronger than her. Honestly feels like cope.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait until ozempic paralyzes her guts then she'll change her sanctimonious tune. You're on the right track, pay no mind to b***hes anon.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can offer you another cope at least. Your gains in discipline and routine-adherence will translate nearly 1:1 to learning other skills/hobbies.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mentally ill
      >Goes the hard way without reason, is inefficient
      Incel spotted.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Think what it will do the average price of women if they all lost 15% bodyfat.
    Nothing?
    You're thinking of pre-internet/tinder evaluations.
    No woman would settle for less and they've gotten used to a lot, things aren't getting better before WW3.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    while at my gf's family's christmas, i heard her aunts talking about 'okay i asked everyone and christine is the only one not on [some fatty drug]', or something like that
    i assume it's ozempic
    felt mildly disgusted

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    lolmao the fph is only gonna grow, 'cause now, if they have a miracle weight loss pill and they're still fat, they're even more deserving of the hate.
    But let's be honest here, it's only a temporary solution. They'll inevitably gorge their way around any and all weight loss solutions and will forever remain hambeasts, because the issue is with their brains, not with their gut.

    Now that they think they have an ezpz way out of lard elementality (and thus will feel free to inhale even more food), Ozempic might paradoxically make them even fatter.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So ozempic comes with a pamphlet describing how to change their eating habits so they don't become fat again? Otherwise they will cycle all their life between obese and skinny fat, and that's disregarding all the side-effects of the drug.
    We've already went through this dance with the shrinking stomach surgery and there are know cases where the dude managed to beat that and return to his pre-surgery weight.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take meds to lose weight
    >body adjusts to new system
    >regain anything lost because the mental drive to eat more and more is still there
    WOW! A NOTHINGBURGER!
    drugs aren't the solution to being fat, obviously.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if they all lost 15% bodyfat
    Best I can do is 4% chief

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >barely lost fat
      >lost mostly lean body mass
      kek, what a great weight loss tool

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't date someone who lost weight that way. If they have to resort to drugs instead of simple lifestyle changes, there's probably a lot more wrong with them.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry anon, girls your age or younger wouldn't date some schizoid anti-vaxxer either.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2024 is the year of "I tried Ozempec but it doesn't work on me"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      obesity rates about to sky rocket

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know some fat people who use it, they're still fat but less fat than when they were on it. Also a few of them gave it up because they're fat morons who missed 'enjoying food'.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's the opposite. the pharmaceutical companies are starting to go after the places selling cheap, uncompounded formulations of the fat vax. this is your last chance to unfrick yourself before the pharma israelite locks the door to cheap, easy fat loss forever.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easy weight loss exists, and it's actually so cheap it's net positive. Just eat less.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah they pushing news pieces about dangerous unauthorized ozempic now so normies will be happy about the crackdown

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never gonna use it myself, at that point I may as well just go bulimic or something. But, seeing as women are worse fatties than men these days, I'd say overall this is gonna be a win for our side--women are going to be slightly less chubby overall.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    QRD on ozempic? I thought that shit was for diabeetus

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is/was. However solving legitimate medical problems like blood sugar regulation is not what the pharma industry is about.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it makes it so you don't want to eat and you end up skipping meals and eating like 1000 calories for a few days during the 1 week injection cycle.
      It was rolled out as a type2 diabetes medication. It's effects wear off when you stop using it, and I think most people will build a tolerance to it and require larger and larger doses over time. Celebrities have been using it in the last year, lookup "ozempic face"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lookup "ozempic face"
        Which is not a real condition btw. Losing fat in your face (regardless of how you do it) can make you look older.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know how this stuff goes.

    A year from now we're going to find out it will randomly but inevitably turn your butthole inside out, or something like that.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    People will not only be shitting themselves but once they get off the drug they'll regain the weight, but with even less lean body mass

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no effects without side effects
      learn2medicine

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more skinny women
    >more skinnyfat men, making us look bigger.
    Win win

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