Speaking of cheating. The neighbors wife has really been sending my signals. Our kids are the same age and her husband is either working or playing video games with his online friends so during our play dates she always tells me how nice I am and how horrible her husband is.
Sometimes when we are playing with the kids we end up rolling around and I swear she put her hand on my penis on purpose. I've smacked her butt during one of the games and it sounded like she was about to cum the way she moaned.
The problem is, I don't want to cheat on my wife, and I'd consider her husband an aquatance. He's an ok guy, just a total autistic nerd. Honestly don't know how he pulled her.
I have to interact with her because our sons are best friends, but at this rate, I'm probably going to end up fricking her this year. I just hope my wife forgives me... or maybe I spin it into a threesome. Idk. Hard to pass up free taboo pussy I guess.
Because it weighs heavy on my mind and I'm just ranting my thoughts put anonymously and hoping maybe I get some insight seeing it laid out in words rather than horny thoughts in my head
It's never worth it. I ruined a couple of pretty good relationships by doing that. I fumbled two absolute fricking baddies because I was interested in some bawd that particular night. I'm a fricking moron, you can learn from my mistakes or join the club, it's fun.
True. But in my case I think my wife would be ok with a threesome, she's made some really telling jokes in the past. I don't think she would want it to be with the neighbors though... I can always just play around with the idea a bit more. Maybe say something like "what if the boys had a sleep over" and maybe test the water with some jokes about sleeping with the neighbor wife.
I'm definitely not going to do anything stupid. But I really need to stop the hands on playing with her. Gets hard hiding boners and I'm sure she's not stupid either. Her relationship is failing. I see them getting divorced, her fricking me would probably be just another drop of their problems. She always complains about how he doesn't help with the kids, how he'd rather grind levels than change diapers and how he never takes her anywhere nice
>But in my case I think my wife would be ok with a threesome, she's made some really telling jokes in the past
It's not about your wife being ok with that I think, that's the least of your concerns. It's just that women can't keep their mouths shut despite their best efforts unfortunately. >be me >playfully grope and squish some girls ass on a party while we're sharing a smoke, 2 minutes of messing around, nothing more >forget about it >6 months later she ADMITS it to her bf during a fight for no fricking reason >the news get to me >luckily the guy lets it slide and doesn't make a big deal out of it and they're still together
If I was you I'd definitely avoid doing anything nasty especially since both of you are married with kids etc.
Thats true. Women are really fricking bad at keeping secrets. I'll stop. At least until I get a greenlight from my wife that a threesome would be possible. I don't care about her husband. He's too much of a nerd to do anything. I physically mog him, I'm taller and stronger, and he's too pussy to own a gun or stab me
>and he's too pussy to own a gun or stab me
I sure hope so, but I'm also sure people said it about a lot of Michael Douglas in Falling Down looking type of guys.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Well. If I die. I still hit lol.
in case you are not trolling, this is a horrible thing that will destroy your life in the long run
You don't think I know that? I hate that I even have these feelings sometimes, but why the frick not. It's got to be a primal instinct to want to mate with another man's wife. Everytime I think about it, I'm flooded with ego and confidence and it makes you think you have super powers. Seriously. The idea of another man's wife sucking your wiener, her legs on your shoulders or you're laying on top of her, she's taking your seed not his. What the frick else is there in the animal kingdom that would make you feel euphoric other than killing another animal/person with your bare hands.
So I get it. You don't need to tell me it's morally wrong. It's the allure of being able to do it thats so appealing
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You don't think I know that? I hate that I even have these feelings sometimes, but why the frick not. It's got to be a primal instinct to want to mate with another man's wife. Everytime I think about it, I'm flooded with ego and confidence and it makes you think you have super powers. Seriously. The idea of another man's wife sucking your wiener, her legs on your shoulders or you're laying on top of her, she's taking your seed not his. What the frick else is there in the animal kingdom that would make you feel euphoric other than killing another animal/person with your bare hands.
by looking at a few posts in my life, I realize that this is just an ERP larper
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah I'm picking up his bullshit now too. Sounds too much like the reddit erotic fiction.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah I'm picking up his bullshit now too. Sounds too much like the reddit erotic fiction.
I wish I was just larping. Maybe I'm exaggerating a bit, but these are the thoughts in my head. It really does make me feel euphoric. Imagine knowing you could take another man's wife whenever you wanted. You can't deny that it would make you feel like a badass
>pic related, me and her on a walk with our kids
Burn in hell
I haven't done anything yet homosexual
You're a giant fricking moron about to ruin at least 6 lives with your lack of self control. Get a grip.
Yeah I am. But at least I'll have lived out my fantasies. Seriously I'm not going to do it. I really hope I don't. But part me wants to. And that's the part I don't like. I'm a smart guy, but my coombrain is so strong I get fantasies of throwing my life away fricking another married woman who honestly doesn't even deserve me and I have my own wife who does everything I want sexually and who cooks and cleans and raises our kids. It's wrong to have these feelings, but i can't stop them and find myself only getting more turned on by the lustful ideas
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>pic related, me and her on a walk with our kids
It's the absolute worst thing you could upload to go with the naughty posts of yours. Go to a church, you need Jesus
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>go to a church
I stopped going to church once i found out it doesn't change people's hearts. People will always do what they want. They will lie, they will cheat, church is nothing but a facade. A pipe dream of living a perfect life with the safety net of repentance everytime you get caught. Funny enough, she goes to a church and she always asks me when my wife and i are going to go with them.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Go to your nearest orthodox church and pray for God to change your cheating heart.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I dont know what to tell you anon, I prescribe you a dose of degenerate porn. Its what keeps most of the anons neutered in their desires
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Maybe that's the solution.
Don't do it bro, I know the forbidden fruit sounds delicious but it will only end up bad. She will rat you out by stupidity or jealousy somehow, and it will destroy your relationship, your kids friendship and parents, and your neighbors relationship/kid.
If you REALLY want to do things, just keep it how it is where it's just kind of flirty. When things are getting out of hand, as they will, tell your wife. But just say something like "I think (neighbors wife) is acting weird around me, what do you think?" Her reaction will tell you what to do
https://i.imgur.com/zaueIPo.gif
Do it once to get it out of your system and hers. You'll probably both regret it and never mention it again
I'm not going to do it. It's stupid and I shouldn't be having these thoughts. It's unfair to my wife who has been nothing but faithful and trad. Penis brain really makes you want to throw it all away for some mid used up hole
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Do it once to get it out of your system and hers. You'll probably both regret it and never mention it again
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I haven't done anything yet homosexual
You are pushing the limits and slapped the ass of that woman before.
You are emotionally cheating already.
Hope your wife divorce rapes you and your kids refuse to speak with you, fricking homosexual.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>slapped the ass of that woman before.
That's not cheating
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/yYD2wmy.jpg
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I wish I was just larping. Maybe I'm exaggerating a bit, but these are the thoughts in my head. It really does make me feel euphoric. Imagine knowing you could take another man's wife whenever you wanted. You can't deny that it would make you feel like a badass
>pic related, me and her on a walk with our kids
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I haven't done anything yet homosexual
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Yeah I am. But at least I'll have lived out my fantasies. Seriously I'm not going to do it. I really hope I don't. But part me wants to. And that's the part I don't like. I'm a smart guy, but my coombrain is so strong I get fantasies of throwing my life away fricking another married woman who honestly doesn't even deserve me and I have my own wife who does everything I want sexually and who cooks and cleans and raises our kids. It's wrong to have these feelings, but i can't stop them and find myself only getting more turned on by the lustful ideas
You're such a fricking prostitute lol
Your kids will grow up knowing their dad doesn't love them or their mom and is just an empty prostitute. Go fantasize about murder and sodomy you homosexual ass piece of garbage.
The guy already knows he should play less video games lmao, of course he does. >Yo man you gotta get off the computer and do the dishes or your wife is going to ride me like she's never ridden you
It's never worth it. I ruined a couple of pretty good relationships by doing that. I fumbled two absolute fricking baddies because I was interested in some bawd that particular night. I'm a fricking moron, you can learn from my mistakes or join the club, it's fun.
Don't do it bro, I know the forbidden fruit sounds delicious but it will only end up bad. She will rat you out by stupidity or jealousy somehow, and it will destroy your relationship, your kids friendship and parents, and your neighbors relationship/kid.
If you REALLY want to do things, just keep it how it is where it's just kind of flirty. When things are getting out of hand, as they will, tell your wife. But just say something like "I think (neighbors wife) is acting weird around me, what do you think?" Her reaction will tell you what to do
my dad did this with the mom of my little brothers best friend and along with some other minor things, it led to them completely cutting contact once lil bro turned 16.
they haven’t talked or seen each other in 17 years. but what am i saying, you sound like a Black person anyway, so do what your ilk does best and abandon the family asap.
yeah, i consider my dad a Black person for doing that. i don’t think you understand the glass house thing very well.
just saying your wife and marriage might not be the only issue here
Honestly at that point she's going to cheat on her husband no matter what. Might as well be the one to frick her instead of some crackhead or the mailman or something. Think about it from his perspective, would you rather have a wife who cheated on you with a crackhead, or your neighbor who's a ISTchad and at the very least could raise your kids?
Why don't you give your friend some marriage advice instead of fricking his wife you enormous piece of shit
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You're such a fricking prostitute lol
Your kids will grow up knowing their dad doesn't love them or their mom and is just an empty prostitute. Go fantasize about murder and sodomy you homosexual ass piece of garbage.
https://i.imgur.com/HPu0vVe.jpg
Go to your nearest orthodox church and pray for God to change your cheating heart.
I get it. I'm a piece of shit. Youre telling me you've never had any non ideal thoughts? It's not like I've crossed the line. Some play housing isn't cheating.
Also I'm not friends with him. I'm friends with her. He is just an aquatance, the husband of my friend.
I'm a man, I can't deny women are beautiful, but no I've never actively fantasized about another woman. I'm not saying this to make you feel bad, but you should know that you can, as a man, control yourself and hold your thoughts captive. I see where you're coming from, but I would never do "play housing," i would never slap another woman's ass. I would never intentionally give a woman flirtatious signals. This is all low level cheating to me. And it's not like I don't work with some horny young fit women, I've got plenty of opportunities as I'm fairly attractive (although you don't have to be for hoes).
If you push yourself and ask God for help you can overcome your temptations.
T. 27 y.o. father of three married for five years (dated her for four)
Sorry anon but I really don't care about asking God for help. If it happens it happens, that's how I live my life. I don't want it to happen, but if it does, then it was supposed to happen.
Honestly at that point she's going to cheat on her husband no matter what. Might as well be the one to frick her instead of some crackhead or the mailman or something. Think about it from his perspective, would you rather have a wife who cheated on you with a crackhead, or your neighbor who's a ISTchad and at the very least could raise your kids?
I'm not sure if you're even real bud. I'm pretty sure this is a simulation. I've had trouble verifying that there are other conscious people. There is actually a very good theory which suggests god created a prison.
>Everyone tells you you are not alone but no one knows you >These same people will ask you if you've committed domestic violence, rape, and say they're just questions don't worry >These same people tell you to frick off whenever you try share your emotions for catharsis >These people are your wife, your parents, your in laws, your friends, your priest... >You are alone
Speaking of cheating. The neighbors wife has really been sending my signals. Our kids are the same age and her husband is either working or playing video games with his online friends so during our play dates she always tells me how nice I am and how horrible her husband is.
Sometimes when we are playing with the kids we end up rolling around and I swear she put her hand on my penis on purpose. I've smacked her butt during one of the games and it sounded like she was about to cum the way she moaned.
The problem is, I don't want to cheat on my wife, and I'd consider her husband an aquatance. He's an ok guy, just a total autistic nerd. Honestly don't know how he pulled her.
I have to interact with her because our sons are best friends, but at this rate, I'm probably going to end up fricking her this year. I just hope my wife forgives me... or maybe I spin it into a threesome. Idk. Hard to pass up free taboo pussy I guess.
I never understood why somebody would type something like this out and hit “submit”.
It's 'Post' mr. redditor
He OWNED the reddit man!!!
That's what we do here haha, kek even!!!
Because it weighs heavy on my mind and I'm just ranting my thoughts put anonymously and hoping maybe I get some insight seeing it laid out in words rather than horny thoughts in my head
True. But in my case I think my wife would be ok with a threesome, she's made some really telling jokes in the past. I don't think she would want it to be with the neighbors though... I can always just play around with the idea a bit more. Maybe say something like "what if the boys had a sleep over" and maybe test the water with some jokes about sleeping with the neighbor wife.
I'm definitely not going to do anything stupid. But I really need to stop the hands on playing with her. Gets hard hiding boners and I'm sure she's not stupid either. Her relationship is failing. I see them getting divorced, her fricking me would probably be just another drop of their problems. She always complains about how he doesn't help with the kids, how he'd rather grind levels than change diapers and how he never takes her anywhere nice
>But in my case I think my wife would be ok with a threesome, she's made some really telling jokes in the past
It's not about your wife being ok with that I think, that's the least of your concerns. It's just that women can't keep their mouths shut despite their best efforts unfortunately.
>be me
>playfully grope and squish some girls ass on a party while we're sharing a smoke, 2 minutes of messing around, nothing more
>forget about it
>6 months later she ADMITS it to her bf during a fight for no fricking reason
>the news get to me
>luckily the guy lets it slide and doesn't make a big deal out of it and they're still together
If I was you I'd definitely avoid doing anything nasty especially since both of you are married with kids etc.
Thats true. Women are really fricking bad at keeping secrets. I'll stop. At least until I get a greenlight from my wife that a threesome would be possible. I don't care about her husband. He's too much of a nerd to do anything. I physically mog him, I'm taller and stronger, and he's too pussy to own a gun or stab me
>and he's too pussy to own a gun or stab me
I sure hope so, but I'm also sure people said it about a lot of Michael Douglas in Falling Down looking type of guys.
Well. If I die. I still hit lol.
You don't think I know that? I hate that I even have these feelings sometimes, but why the frick not. It's got to be a primal instinct to want to mate with another man's wife. Everytime I think about it, I'm flooded with ego and confidence and it makes you think you have super powers. Seriously. The idea of another man's wife sucking your wiener, her legs on your shoulders or you're laying on top of her, she's taking your seed not his. What the frick else is there in the animal kingdom that would make you feel euphoric other than killing another animal/person with your bare hands.
So I get it. You don't need to tell me it's morally wrong. It's the allure of being able to do it thats so appealing
>You don't think I know that? I hate that I even have these feelings sometimes, but why the frick not. It's got to be a primal instinct to want to mate with another man's wife. Everytime I think about it, I'm flooded with ego and confidence and it makes you think you have super powers. Seriously. The idea of another man's wife sucking your wiener, her legs on your shoulders or you're laying on top of her, she's taking your seed not his. What the frick else is there in the animal kingdom that would make you feel euphoric other than killing another animal/person with your bare hands.
by looking at a few posts in my life, I realize that this is just an ERP larper
Yeah I'm picking up his bullshit now too. Sounds too much like the reddit erotic fiction.
I wish I was just larping. Maybe I'm exaggerating a bit, but these are the thoughts in my head. It really does make me feel euphoric. Imagine knowing you could take another man's wife whenever you wanted. You can't deny that it would make you feel like a badass
>pic related, me and her on a walk with our kids
I haven't done anything yet homosexual
Yeah I am. But at least I'll have lived out my fantasies. Seriously I'm not going to do it. I really hope I don't. But part me wants to. And that's the part I don't like. I'm a smart guy, but my coombrain is so strong I get fantasies of throwing my life away fricking another married woman who honestly doesn't even deserve me and I have my own wife who does everything I want sexually and who cooks and cleans and raises our kids. It's wrong to have these feelings, but i can't stop them and find myself only getting more turned on by the lustful ideas
>>pic related, me and her on a walk with our kids
It's the absolute worst thing you could upload to go with the naughty posts of yours. Go to a church, you need Jesus
>go to a church
I stopped going to church once i found out it doesn't change people's hearts. People will always do what they want. They will lie, they will cheat, church is nothing but a facade. A pipe dream of living a perfect life with the safety net of repentance everytime you get caught. Funny enough, she goes to a church and she always asks me when my wife and i are going to go with them.
Go to your nearest orthodox church and pray for God to change your cheating heart.
I dont know what to tell you anon, I prescribe you a dose of degenerate porn. Its what keeps most of the anons neutered in their desires
Maybe that's the solution.
I'm not going to do it. It's stupid and I shouldn't be having these thoughts. It's unfair to my wife who has been nothing but faithful and trad. Penis brain really makes you want to throw it all away for some mid used up hole
Do it once to get it out of your system and hers. You'll probably both regret it and never mention it again
>I haven't done anything yet homosexual
You are pushing the limits and slapped the ass of that woman before.
You are emotionally cheating already.
Hope your wife divorce rapes you and your kids refuse to speak with you, fricking homosexual.
>slapped the ass of that woman before.
That's not cheating
You're such a fricking prostitute lol
Your kids will grow up knowing their dad doesn't love them or their mom and is just an empty prostitute. Go fantasize about murder and sodomy you homosexual ass piece of garbage.
Why don't you give your friend some marriage advice instead of fricking his wife you enormous piece of shit
The guy already knows he should play less video games lmao, of course he does.
>Yo man you gotta get off the computer and do the dishes or your wife is going to ride me like she's never ridden you
It's never worth it. I ruined a couple of pretty good relationships by doing that. I fumbled two absolute fricking baddies because I was interested in some bawd that particular night. I'm a fricking moron, you can learn from my mistakes or join the club, it's fun.
in case you are not trolling, this is a horrible thing that will destroy your life in the long run
Burn in hell
You're a giant fricking moron about to ruin at least 6 lives with your lack of self control. Get a grip.
>about to ruin at least 6 lives
It's not his problem tho?
Don't do it bro, I know the forbidden fruit sounds delicious but it will only end up bad. She will rat you out by stupidity or jealousy somehow, and it will destroy your relationship, your kids friendship and parents, and your neighbors relationship/kid.
If you REALLY want to do things, just keep it how it is where it's just kind of flirty. When things are getting out of hand, as they will, tell your wife. But just say something like "I think (neighbors wife) is acting weird around me, what do you think?" Her reaction will tell you what to do
my dad did this with the mom of my little brothers best friend and along with some other minor things, it led to them completely cutting contact once lil bro turned 16.
they haven’t talked or seen each other in 17 years. but what am i saying, you sound like a Black person anyway, so do what your ilk does best and abandon the family asap.
>my dad did X
>but if you did it you're the Black person
Throwing stones in a glass house aren't we
yeah, i consider my dad a Black person for doing that. i don’t think you understand the glass house thing very well.
just saying your wife and marriage might not be the only issue here
Whatever. I already know I'm fricked up. I'm self aware enough to know that
>kids involved on both sides
Don't do it anon, go frick a hooker if you've really got it in your system
I get it. I'm a piece of shit. Youre telling me you've never had any non ideal thoughts? It's not like I've crossed the line. Some play housing isn't cheating.
Also I'm not friends with him. I'm friends with her. He is just an aquatance, the husband of my friend.
I'm a man, I can't deny women are beautiful, but no I've never actively fantasized about another woman. I'm not saying this to make you feel bad, but you should know that you can, as a man, control yourself and hold your thoughts captive. I see where you're coming from, but I would never do "play housing," i would never slap another woman's ass. I would never intentionally give a woman flirtatious signals. This is all low level cheating to me. And it's not like I don't work with some horny young fit women, I've got plenty of opportunities as I'm fairly attractive (although you don't have to be for hoes).
If you push yourself and ask God for help you can overcome your temptations.
T. 27 y.o. father of three married for five years (dated her for four)
Sorry anon but I really don't care about asking God for help. If it happens it happens, that's how I live my life. I don't want it to happen, but if it does, then it was supposed to happen.
You reap what you sow I guess. Feel bad for the kids.
My kids will be fine. Hers.... idk. I guess these are real consequences. Why can't sex just be easy.
Heave fun destroying two families, butthole.
Honestly at that point she's going to cheat on her husband no matter what. Might as well be the one to frick her instead of some crackhead or the mailman or something. Think about it from his perspective, would you rather have a wife who cheated on you with a crackhead, or your neighbor who's a ISTchad and at the very least could raise your kids?
I'm not sure if you're even real bud. I'm pretty sure this is a simulation. I've had trouble verifying that there are other conscious people. There is actually a very good theory which suggests god created a prison.
Does it matter if everyone's having a good time?
I'm going to need to see inside your box
It's just a box for fingers
Hi. I am your neighbor
>Everyone tells you you are not alone but no one knows you
>These same people will ask you if you've committed domestic violence, rape, and say they're just questions don't worry
>These same people tell you to frick off whenever you try share your emotions for catharsis
>These people are your wife, your parents, your in laws, your friends, your priest...
>You are alone