>gf has this physique

>gf has this physique
How do I convince her to lose weight?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dump her and cite "your fat" as the reason

    doesn't work every time but it does occasionally work

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I convince her to lose you and sit on my face?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the physique?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. Would a big jacked and ripped black man tell her to lose weight? No. He would appreciate the extra pounds and yet he himself is in shape.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus wasn't black, and he was shredded on the cross

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks jesus was white
        >bible says bronze skin and hair like wool

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is in description of Jesus holy form in Heaven, since this comes form Revelations
          >his hairs were white, as white wool, and as snow
          His hair was white, or shone in a way that it looked white, and saying how it was of wool is in comparison to wool and sheep being used as a symbol of purity and forgiveness, specifically, God’s love
          >his feet unto fine brass, as in a burning furnace (new translations use bronze)
          It doesn’t say his skin entirely, but that his feet only were of brass, and brass that was in fire, meaning Jesus had fire on his, or again, with the comparison to his hair, could also mean that his feet shine with a sort of holy divinity as well
          There’s other descriptions in that passage, like how his eyes were flame and his voice was water
          This passage comes from John’s perspective of describing Jesus, especially in the context of revelations, it’s Jesus during the event of the end times, so his appearance takes a different form, something of more holy power, more divine fashion, so it’s hard to describe since we can’t comprehend it
          In a way, it can relate to how God was described in earlier passages of Ezekiel
          >And above the firmament that was over their heads, was the likeness of a throne, as the appearance of the sapphire stone, and upon the likeness of the throne, was a likeness as of the appearance of a man above upon it.
          27 And I saw as it were the resemblance of amber as the appearance of fire within it round about: from his loins and upward, and from his loins downward, I saw as it were the resemblance of fire shining round about.
          28 As the appearance of the rainbow when it is in a cloud on a rainy day: this was the appearance of the brightness round about.
          Does this mean God literally looks like a rainbow that’s on fire? No, it means He looks something so beautiful and divine that we cannot describe it in a way that makes sense since we are not of divine nature
          Also post body

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Pilate described him as white and blonde in his human form.
          You're describing him using adjectives used in Revelation, which is Jesus' divine form. The description is more poetic and abstract rather than humanly tangible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do i care what a moron would do? and why do you use it as a starting point when making a decisión? this is some serious mental cuckoldry, i suggest you leave this board and continue to spam /b/

    • 3 months ago
      fatty-bo0m-batty

      Black men appreciate anything with a vagina because they're at the bottom of the food chain and where most of them live in the South is like crabs in a bucket.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take her off your hands

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    two ways I'm familiar with
    >stop having sex with her/showing interest
    >start aggressively working out and wait until she becomes self conscious or afraid shes gonna lose you

    unfortunately you cant be direct with women without hurting their feelings

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      do this and watch her become liberated, telling her friends that you "made her insecure"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be direct u worthless simp
      It's cucks like you that cause women to be spoiled rotten

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not OP but I have been quite direct with my girl and then watched her order a blueberry muffin with her coffee this morning. I will be having a talk with her tonight tho cuz that got very concerned. Either she is retarded or doomed for fatness. I can work with retarded.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you meant GAIN

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with you idiots and being honest with your bitch?

    Are you that pussy starved and sensitive that you can't tell her the truth. BITCH YOUR FAT CELULITE ASS IS A TURN OFF>> FIX IT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You morons have the right mindset about some things not gonna lie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not gonna lie
        you are barely white.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What that a British chav thing

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell that bitch that she's fat and she better lose some goddamn weight

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tell her she's looking a little saggy / floppy!
    It sounds worse but I think to our brains those seem much more like actionable critiques that can be fixed with some care, while fat is very vague and easier to write off as an insult

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>gf has this phisique
    >How do I convince her to gain weight?
    be mired by other women around her she'll want to lose weight

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol imagine spreading her sweaty cheeks apart and putting your erect penis on her asshole then letting them flop together lol that would be hilarious

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Send her over. I’ll give her a workout.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore literally everyone in this thread so far. I'm going to tell you the secret to getting your girl to lose weight.

    DO NOTS:
    Do not tell her she is fat.
    Do not tell her to workout.
    Do not tell her to eat less/different foods.

    This shit ^ does NOT work.
    (If you've tried this already, you may have already fucked this up and it may not work)
    (If your relationship is in the shitter, this may not work)

    Here is what DOES work:
    Give her a compliment on how she looks based on how you want her to look.
    >Wow gf, did you lose a few pounds? You're looks fine as hell.
    >Have you doing squats? Your bum is looking really firm and delicious.
    (ofc use your own words that make sense)

    Again, DO NOT make this compliment seem forced/sarcastic/or fake.
    DO NOT sit there like an idiot waiting to see her reaction to your statement. You are NOT trying to get a reaction from this compliment.
    In fact, say it as nonchalantly as possible, and maybe even walk away after saying it. (so as to not risk fucking this up)

    She may or may not say anything or show that she registered the statement in her head at all.
    This is fine!

    If done correctly, your gf will slowly start making the changes to match what SHE THINKS YOUR EXPECTATIONS ARE.
    Women think differently than men (for the most part).

    Don't over use this secret technique! Or she become wise to your intentions.
    Sprinkle these in sparingly.

    Most importantly: Have patience.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of the few other fags on this board who has a passing understanding of women
      this is the only worthwhile advice in this thread

      >t. married oldfag, 4 kids, fit wife, happy

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that ass is fucking beautiful, send her over my way and i'll give her a workout she'll never forget

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wants his girl to lose her dick clapper

    Are you le gay or something? Lmao in your general direction.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    aight

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dump her for a girl with a better physique, but not before coming back here to bitch about how girls with those physiques don't like you because they're whores and not because you're a bitch

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    another thinly veiled low test dicklet closet pedo white boy

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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    oh no im sorry anon-kun
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  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lose weight?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beat her

  25. 3 months ago
    fatty-bo0m-batty

    Leave her for someone thinner.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends what the front looks like. If she has a flat stomach, marry her. If not, dump her. Simple as it gets.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    take her to the gym and have her only focus on squats and deadlifts

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy her clothes that are too small for her

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine being this much of a fag
    just bury your face in that ass, and let her suffocate you

  30. 3 months ago
    Sage

    KYS OP

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start running and invite her. Make more healthy/calorie friendly meals at home.
    Women are way more susceptible to the power of suggestion than you may think.
    There's a saying that a dog is a reflection of it's owner. ie if it's fat, then so are you.

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