>gf has this physique
How do I convince her to lose weight?
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>gf has this physique
>gf has this physique
How do I convince her to lose weight?
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dump her and cite "your fat" as the reason
doesn't work every time but it does occasionally work
How do I convince her to lose you and sit on my face?
Where's the physique?
You don't. Would a big jacked and ripped black man tell her to lose weight? No. He would appreciate the extra pounds and yet he himself is in shape.
Jesus wasn't black, and he was shredded on the cross
>he thinks jesus was white
>bible says bronze skin and hair like wool
This is in description of Jesus holy form in Heaven, since this comes form Revelations
>his hairs were white, as white wool, and as snow
His hair was white, or shone in a way that it looked white, and saying how it was of wool is in comparison to wool and sheep being used as a symbol of purity and forgiveness, specifically, God’s love
>his feet unto fine brass, as in a burning furnace (new translations use bronze)
It doesn’t say his skin entirely, but that his feet only were of brass, and brass that was in fire, meaning Jesus had fire on his, or again, with the comparison to his hair, could also mean that his feet shine with a sort of holy divinity as well
There’s other descriptions in that passage, like how his eyes were flame and his voice was water
This passage comes from John’s perspective of describing Jesus, especially in the context of revelations, it’s Jesus during the event of the end times, so his appearance takes a different form, something of more holy power, more divine fashion, so it’s hard to describe since we can’t comprehend it
In a way, it can relate to how God was described in earlier passages of Ezekiel
>And above the firmament that was over their heads, was the likeness of a throne, as the appearance of the sapphire stone, and upon the likeness of the throne, was a likeness as of the appearance of a man above upon it.
27 And I saw as it were the resemblance of amber as the appearance of fire within it round about: from his loins and upward, and from his loins downward, I saw as it were the resemblance of fire shining round about.
28 As the appearance of the rainbow when it is in a cloud on a rainy day: this was the appearance of the brightness round about.
Does this mean God literally looks like a rainbow that’s on fire? No, it means He looks something so beautiful and divine that we cannot describe it in a way that makes sense since we are not of divine nature
Also post body
And Pilate described him as white and blonde in his human form.
You're describing him using adjectives used in Revelation, which is Jesus' divine form. The description is more poetic and abstract rather than humanly tangible.
why do i care what a Black person would do? and why do you use it as a starting point when making a decisión? this is some serious mental cuckoldry, i suggest you leave this board and continue to spam /b/
Black men appreciate anything with a vegana because they're at the bottom of the food chain and where most of them live in the South is like crabs in a bucket.
I'll take her off your hands
two ways I'm familiar with
>stop having sex with her/showing interest
>start aggressively working out and wait until she becomes self conscious or afraid shes gonna lose you
unfortunately you cant be direct with women without hurting their feelings
do this and watch her become liberated, telling her friends that you "made her insecure"
Be direct u worthless simp
It's cucks like you that cause women to be spoiled rotten
Not OP but I have been quite direct with my girl and then watched her order a blueberry muffin with her coffee this morning. I will be having a talk with her tonight tho cuz that got very concerned. Either she is moronic or doomed for fatness. I can work with moronic.
I hope you meant GAIN
what's wrong with you idiots and being honest with your b***h?
Are you that pussy starved and sensitive that you can't tell her the truth. b***h YOUR FAT CELULITE ASS IS A TURN OFF>> FIX IT
You Black folk have the right mindset about some things not gonna lie
>not gonna lie
you are barely white.
What that a British chav thing
Tell that b***h that she's fat and she better lose some goddamn weight
Yes
tell her she's looking a little saggy / floppy!
It sounds worse but I think to our brains those seem much more like actionable critiques that can be fixed with some care, while fat is very vague and easier to write off as an insult
>>gf has this phisique
>How do I convince her to gain weight?
be mired by other women around her she'll want to lose weight
Lol imagine spreading her sweaty cheeks apart and putting your erect penis on her butthole then letting them flop together lol that would be hilarious
Send her over. I’ll give her a workout.
Ignore literally everyone in this thread so far. I'm going to tell you the secret to getting your girl to lose weight.
DO NOTS:
Do not tell her she is fat.
Do not tell her to workout.
Do not tell her to eat less/different foods.
This shit ^ does NOT work.
(If you've tried this already, you may have already fricked this up and it may not work)
(If your relationship is in the shitter, this may not work)
Here is what DOES work:
Give her a compliment on how she looks based on how you want her to look.
>Wow gf, did you lose a few pounds? You're looks fine as hell.
>Have you doing squats? Your bum is looking really firm and delicious.
(ofc use your own words that make sense)
Again, DO NOT make this compliment seem forced/sarcastic/or fake.
DO NOT sit there like an idiot waiting to see her reaction to your statement. You are NOT trying to get a reaction from this compliment.
In fact, say it as nonchalantly as possible, and maybe even walk away after saying it. (so as to not risk fricking this up)
She may or may not say anything or show that she registered the statement in her head at all.
This is fine!
If done correctly, your gf will slowly start making the changes to match what SHE THINKS YOUR EXPECTATIONS ARE.
Women think differently than men (for the most part).
Don't over use this secret technique! Or she become wise to your intentions.
Sprinkle these in sparingly.
Most importantly: Have patience.
one of the few other gays on this board who has a passing understanding of women
this is the only worthwhile advice in this thread
>t. married oldgay, 4 kids, fit wife, happy
that ass is fricking beautiful, send her over my way and i'll give her a workout she'll never forget
>Wants his girl to lose her dick clapper
Are you le gay or something? Lmao in your general direction.
aight
dump her for a girl with a better physique, but not before coming back here to b***h about how girls with those physiques don't like you because they're prostitutes and not because you're a b***h
another thinly veiled low test dicklet closet pedo white boy
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>Lose weight?
Yes
Beat her
Leave her for someone thinner.
Depends what the front looks like. If she has a flat stomach, marry her. If not, dump her. Simple as it gets.
take her to the gym and have her only focus on squats and deadlifts
buy her clothes that are too small for her
>imagine being this much of a gay
just bury your face in that ass, and let her suffocate you
KYS OP
Start running and invite her. Make more healthy/calorie friendly meals at home.
Women are way more susceptible to the power of suggestion than you may think.
There's a saying that a dog is a reflection of it's owner. ie if it's fat, then so are you.