Girl:
>so why do you lift at the gym every single day? Do you have a certain goal or?
Me:
>no not really, I just like picking up heavy things and being healthy, it's just fun to exercise your willpower everyday you know
Girl:
>Yeah I can't really relate to that. I no longer want to date you
What should have happened:
Girl:
>so why do you lift everyday, do you have a certain goal in mind you want to reach or?
Me:
>My goal is to become the strongest man at that gym so I can outlift all of my competition. Then I will use my strength to start 5 businesses
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>not answering "i like it, simpul as"
>Yeah i can't really relate to that. It seems like youre lacking ambition and I just can't be attracted to that. It's giving loser dupe anon. Massive side eye
Just say it helps you sleep.
This. If a girl questions why you are going to the gym it is a test question to see if you are a sperg or narcissist gymbro. Don't say you go there for "looks" either. >"helps to clear my mind of work/stress"
always worked quite well for me. Best answer would be that you train to support another sport you do though.
>Best answer would be that you train to support another sport you do though
This
Meanwhile me
>what? The gym? Haha I actually don’t even work out it’s kind of a waste of time, I used to do that… in highschool
>you don’t workout?? At all??
>well I mean I’ll go on a jog to clear my head and do some stretches in the morning maybe some yoga or push-ups to stay limber but that lifting stuff is kind of immature, seems like only insecure guys do it
Instantly makes any guy she’s been involved with who had lifting as part of his personality or a hobby look pathetic in her eyes. She’ll think you’re super human and just look like that naturally. Makes any guy after you look like shit too.
Never happened, you’re autistic.
Wrong better thing to say is ask her why wouldn’t you exercise. You really can’t cut 20-40 minutes of YouTube and tv to workout instead?
You date downies or something?
Lying to impress others is some kid shit m8, reeks of insecurity
you must have a severe case of the tism if you think anything you just wrote is accurate
So many newbies, this is just "wii fit and zumba"
Idk why these absolute morons don’t understand that I refuse to believe there are that many newbies here that this VERY FRICKING OLD meme/bait has enraged half the board
No that just makes her peg you as a vain liar and a narcissist
>No that just makes her peg you
gay
you guys literally live in terminally online imaginary worlds
its sometimes scary to get a glimpse of how you think
Girl:
>why do you like thing?
Me:
>because it's fun/healthy/productive etc etc
Girl:
>i disagree because blah blah bl-
Me:
>i dont care
Anything other than this is gay homosexual feminine shit and you should have a nice day
>makes rape easier
Girl:
>so why do you lift at the gym every single day? Do you have a certain goal or?
>No not really, I just like picking up heavy things and being healthy, it's just fun to exercise your willpower everyday you know.
>[Speech 15/60]<Lie>My goal is to become the strongest man at that gym so I can outlift all of my competition. Then I will use my strength to start 5 businesses.
How is my singing? Yes, I know, I am autistic
https://voca.ro/187XUVQosnYI
Here's a recent interaction I had that I handled better
>so why do you lift at the gym every single day? Do you have a certain goal or?
Me:
>I like to feel good. I think I can bench you for ten reps
Girl:
>Why are you thinking of bench pressing me?
Me:
>I like manhandling women. I can probably pick you up off the floor with one hand
Girl:
>Where would your hands be when bench pressing me? Like my knees and my neck?
Me:
>Your thighs and your clavicle. I've thought about this a lot.
Anyway she's coming to my place on Wednesday. Gonna bench her
Don’t have sex with her and make it sexual. Just bench her like an autist and afterwards tell her to go.
Trust me anon
>What should have happened:
Implying any of the first part happened, including (especially) you talking to a girl.
You could also just talk to girls who actually lift but as a frogposting moron, this has never occurred to you.
>Then I will use my strength to start 5 businesses
Said and did nobody ever.
teach me more OP
Im not good at chatting with girls
>it-it's just fun y-you know??
Your problem isn't your opinion but you expressed it in an approval-seeking way
Congrats on filtering a b***h
I have lifted for almost a decade and won't even go everyday, there's no need to go everyday. All you did was out yourself as likely being autistic.
you Black person brains still care about females?
Go outside and actually interact with women. This is how someone who has zero interaction with woman writes. Stop getting all your info about women from the Internet and get some actual real life experience.
>>no not really, I just like picking up heavy things and being healthy, it's just fun to exercise your willpower everyday you know
If you unironically say shit like this you are the gayest blackest Black person to ever live. Same with
>I'M FIGHTING LE DEMONS
boohoo homie you didn't hold hands with a girl in middle school, cry about it
>Nooo why isn't my humblebrag working???
>I want to hone my body, mind, and soul so that I can become the best version of myself I can be.
>I also want to be able to move my body and do fun things like run, hike, or play sports into my old age. An unattended body deteriorates over time and becomes a flesh prison.
Is there any other reason to lift?
>so why do you lift at the gym every single day? Do you have a certain goal or?
Or what? What's the alternative?
>Do you have a certain goal or?
I want to be able to punch a woman's head clean off her neck
Women are so weak, you can do that untrained
If you told a women that her pussy would be wetter than Niagara falls. Trust me
>ITT: People who simultaneously cry about muh women but don't realize their frame of mind is entirely feminized
you go do x because you want to
problem? don't care
she either likes you or doesn't
try to realize the cost benefit of warping your mind and persona into being a pathological liar for crumbs of pussy is highly net negative
What should have happened:
Girl:
>so why do you lift at the gym every single day? Do you have a certain goal or?
Me:
>no not really, I just like picking up heavy things and being healthy, it's just fun to exercise your willpower everyday you know
Girl:
>Yeah I can't really relate to that. I no longer want to date you
Me:
>That's okay. It's clear we're not really compatible anyway, it's probably good to have established that quickly.
NEVER tell girls you lift (unless they ask directly). It might make them lose sexual interest in you. The thought of a man working really hard is unattractive.
Before lifting became more mainstream, actors used to lift in secret because they didn't want people to know.
I use neuro-linguistic programming and psychological conditioning to train women I meet into being sexually submissive.
For instance, I will use semiotic cybernetics to signal the primitive sexual arousal part of the female brain by simply grunting and engaging in low roars for prolonged periods so she can be activated by my masculine deep voice.