>girlfriend decided to go vegan

>girlfriend decided to go vegan
what am I in for?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A boyfriend

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over. You should tell your girlfriend you expect her to provide the best nutrition and care for your children possible, animals be damned. Tell her everything she eats is alive and if she can't handle that, she should just lay down and die. Hope this helps!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's going to waste away and start smelling bad.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why wont you support me?
    >why are you eating meat?
    >you don't care about me.
    while(1)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She may say she won't judge you for eating meat but as the perceived moral superiority sets in she's going to start judging you. The more she suffers from her foolish choice the worse the judging will get. And gods forbid if you're preparing or eating meat around her when her body's really craving it.

      These are accurate
      Bitches nag and pull you in their stupid moron female bullshit

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She may say she won't judge you for eating meat but as the perceived moral superiority sets in she's going to start judging you. The more she suffers from her foolish choice the worse the judging will get. And gods forbid if you're preparing or eating meat around her when her body's really craving it.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what am I in for?

    A new girlfriend

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    war crime tier farts

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If my long term (eg plan to marry) gf went vegan I would either convince her or dump her. Can't have her raising kids on a nutritiously empty diet, much less carrying one

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. Most people who start a vegan diet quickly realize its unhealthy or that it takes wayyyyyyyyyyy too much effort to stay healthy. At least thats how it was for me

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A malnourished mate you should probably not reproduce with

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have fun with that cancer patient tier look and insufferable preaching if she’s white. If she’s Indian she’ll still end up fat somehow.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think vegans have mastered the vegan diet. I couldn't believe I wasnt eating meat when I was eating Indian food sometimes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I think vegans have mastered the vegan diet.
        he fricked that up he meant indians haha oh no no no

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He’s correct though Indians are on a whole different level when it comes to vegan food. It’s honestly crazy. If that had been the opening offer for veganism in the west shit might be seen as less of a cringey movement and more of a legitimate preference.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Indians
            >vegan
            You know part of the reason they think cows are divine is because of all the great stuff that comes from them? Like milk? You have no idea how much cream is in Indian food, and I don't mean almond milk. Many poos may be vegetarian, but there's to much milk for them to be considered vegan

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Do you know how much milk there is in India?
              >Its impossible to make vegan food simply because non vegan food exists
              Are you stupid or what? You telling me its impossible to just eat an apple when a glass of milk is next to it?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You think a country with 1.5 billion people to feed and regular famines would be in the business of not drinking milk when there are 1 billion cows just strolling around.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    an anorexic gf, 99% of female vegans just use it as a cover

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fat b***h who explains how deep fried Oreos are vegan while telling you how bad your meat and eggs are for you.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat meat very loudly in front of her from now on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And tell her you can’t go down on her out of respect for her beliefs. She probably says humans are animals so pussy juice is an animal byproduct.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife is vegan. It's not that bad. She cooks vegan food, and then cooks the meat in a seperate plate for me. So if we have pasta i eat vegan pasta with chicken. But she was vegan before I met her so I never had to deal with the transition.

    If you love her, support her. It will probably be tough. Make sure she's getting her protein in. Tofu has to be a staple in her diet. Other than that, make sure you read every label when you buy groceries. Some vegetarian products are vegan but some are not.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A breakup, liberalism makes them ugly

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    low sex drive, hirsutism, loss of periods, hair and nails becoming brittle, bad digestion and shits, depression, faster aging

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally leave her immediately

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave her. Not even meming.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just murder her and consume the body

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dealt with this before. Expect her to get fat. Also, insist on splitting plates with her that have meat on them when you dine out

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ex's are crazy like that.

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