give me some fitness youtubers who actually give good advice and haven’t sold out, the chilled out type who you can listen to with a coffee before you head to the gym
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Wow, what a large fat creature. The elephant's pretty big too.
Not really, asian elephants dont even compare to african ones.
The bioneer is great. Very underrated channel with lots if great advice.
The Bioneer is based. The stuff he puts out helps keep training interesting. He's also a dork so I can relate to him more than some other fitness youtubers.
I picked up clubbell exercise from his videos and it's great. Massive increases in shoulder strength and mobility plus it looks sick swinging a big frickoff macebell around like a sword. The dude is jacked as frick too, literally peak natty.
His face wouldn't be 70 yo if he was natty. Natty always look younger than their real age. Roitrannies always have giveaway faces. Either insanely developed cheek muscles in girls, or + 3 decades in guys.
Why does he look twice his age? He has a face of a 70 years old.
british and never wore sunscreen. his content is fun tho
he looks young for a british man
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He doesn’t give advice he just screams..
its all you need
lifting was never about """""advice"""""
it was always about unleashing the primal beast that lurks within you which is constantly being supressed by society and the arbiral set of rules laid upon us
calm down it's just exercising man
You have to live it
>tfw elephant could rep my max deadlift with it's nose
It's over
>the chilled out type who you can listen to with a coffee before you head to the gym
clarence0
seconding the president's heir
those training videos are so relaxing
Sean Nalewanyj and the Bioneer
Renaissance Periodization, Geoffrey verity schofield, Natural Hypertrophy, Bald omni-man..
>ÉLOUUUUU YOTIÜÜÜÜÜÜBBB
Sure the accent might be hard on the ears but the guy isn't a dumb c**t and gives great advices, as well as sharing some philosophicals thoughts related to lifting or life in general.
Can be interesting for some
he's not dumb by any means but he's clearly reaching netherbeast schizo-shaman territory with his +1hour vids
I usually can’t stand french accents but his isn’t bad I think it’s because of his tone of voice. Sometimes I use his ranting videos to help me sleep
You just know...
THIS
Elephant dick is literally the size of her thigh
Not even the most debased anal inserter on the internet could handle it
Trust me, I know
see
now you know too
you got like 5m of colon anon I’m sure she could take it
nah, human colons and elephant colons are differently build
homie what the god damn fricking frickity frick
I hate everything
Im gonna remember this one when people start talking about how elephants are smart
When I was a child my parents brought me to one of those drive around zoos where the animals come up to the car. We saw a chain of elephants all holding tails like 20 of them total. The ones in the back were doing this. It was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. They were trunking each other and eating it. Idk why they do this, idk why the one getting trunked doesn’t seem to even notice. But this is a common thing for them.
>Trust me, I know
Bugenhagen
Bioneer
Bromley
Grizzly
FitnessFAQs
CalisthenicsMovement
BoM
I generally avoid the "Science based" stuff because everyone who obsesses over that stuff is always scrawny and weak as frick but House of Hypertrophy is good
>Bugenhagen
not a youtube zoomer i love this guy for some reason, seems like he just enjoys getting stronger
The 2 parter of Juji caming over to his old home gym and then him going to Juji's gym was peak youtube fitness and the contrast between Juji's billion dollar designer gym and Eric lifting rocks and raising tadpoles always sends my sides into orbit
Bugenhagen is the only fitness YouTuber that isn’t an awkward sperg. You can immediately tell that he was popular in high school. Just has this cool guy you wanna hang out with vibes
>everyone who obsesses over that stuff is always scrawny
Except for jeff nippard but he's 5'5 so he may as well be scrawny too
Eric Bugenhagen will never be your mentor, your older brother, or any type of missing father figure in your life. He doesn't know you exist, and if he did he wouldn't even take time out of his day to pity you. He wouldn't expend emotional energy to even acknowledge that you were in the same room with him. Eric hates his fans, but he must live with them because they make him money.
Stop simping for other men online. Go outside.
>He doesn't know you exist
I bought his t-shirt and he sent me his drawing with my name on it
Seethe bugenhagen fanboys
I know reddit tier" le mindset" is funny to you socially stunted autists but it's not. keep believing your internet father figure is natty, spastic
Take your meds schizo. Some of us are able to just enjoy his videos, have a chuckle, and move on with our day.
I'm sorry that your life is so bleak and meaningless that you can't watch content creators without falling into the parasocial rabbithole, but for most of us this isn't the case.
This copypasta always reminds me of ex-alcoholics who can't fathom the idea that other people can have a normal relationship with alcohol.
>YOU CAN ONLY HAVE A POSITIVE OPINION ABOUT SOMEONE IF THEY KNOW YOU PERSONALLY
what
are you unironically on the specturm?
She could lose some weight
I hate Gen Z so fricking much. You’re literally 10x better off finding the most jacked dude at the gym and asking him for advice. I’ve been lifting playing sports or exercising since I was 15 so I know how to do every lift I wanted. Not really complicated stuff boys. Lift weights. When 3 sets of 15 is easy for you, increase weight amount. Do cardio 2x a week, and don’t forget to do core, unironically the hardest thing to workout, and most calorie burning. CI, CO. Not sure what these snake oil salesmen are going to tell you that we haven’t figured out already
Tbh this. The hardest part of lifting is getting started, but after the initial period you are going to realize that the yt celebs are just repeating themselves or talk about really nuance and insignificant things because there's literally nothing's left to talk about.
And that biggest guy at the gym will offer you to buy tren or anavar.
Asking a jacked natty, yes. Asking the bloated imbicile that puts 3 grams pf test in his ass every week, no.
My wife is built like this girl. Legs a bit thin, especially under the knees (slim calves), she refuses to wear high-cut bikinis due to "ain't a prostitute"...I don't know what to think.
I stopped watching fit-tubers long ago. Too much crap and everybody eventually starts to be a drama queen. Get any video from 10 or 13 years ago and will work.
Thanks for reading my blog.
Does she wear them at least in the bedroom?
Nah. She's hot but pretty boring to be quite honest.
In general or only in bed?
If I can get my wife in the mood I can dress her up in some loose stuff, but generally she just wants to go vanilla. Hard to get her to be active in bed, but I've made my peace with that. At least she's relatively a nympho, so she wants to get fricked more often than most women.
In bed.
Same, bro. But no nympho mode. Feels bad.
Hang in there. There were relatively sexless periods, but sometimes some talking or anything romantic can bring back the spark.
Vitruvian physique
Elephants and women are natural enemies
Did she tried to put his horn up her ass..? Wtf is wrong with women
Mike Israetel (Renaissance Periodization on youtube), Jared Feather, Steve Hall (Revive Stronger on Youtube), Charly Joung, Joe Sullivan, Jeff Nippard, Josiah Rivera (grassfedfitness on Instagram for posing), Brad Schoenfeld, Menno Henselmans (questionable take on TRT, otherwise very good advice), Eugene Teo, John Meadows (mountaindog1 on Youtube).
>John Meadows
he dead
Still gave some good infos though
yeah
there's still tons of old unused footage of him getting uploaded on his channel
Imagine seeing a huge elephant like that dressed for war and being one of the Chad velites at zama hitting it well enough with your javelin that you turn it back, stomping it's own troops and rolling up their own flank.
I imagined it and it felt nice. Now what?
Now imagine there was a surprise attack far to the east and Hadrian has called upon you to stop it
AthleanX seems to give good advice on form, I know jack shit about fitness (other than absolute basics) though so maybe he is fraud and I am too stupid to catch it.
People love making fun of him because every other video is "x is killing your gains" and sometimes he uses fake weights, but in general he's a cool guy. Although it feels like sometimes he just makes videos because he has to so he just forces some unconventional opinion about an exercise, but you will never hear anyone else mentioning it anywhere else so it made me kinda suspicious.
AthleanX is unfortunately a dogmatic moron who fearmongers exercises for no reason and uses fake weights to inflate his ego
He's a complete fraud at this point. His diet advice keeps you from gaining weight and his exercise selection focuses on prehab bullshit rather than getting strong at the basics. Watch anyone listed here instead.
imagine them f#cking
Renaissance periodization is exactly what you're looking for. He has numerous entire lecture series, and tends to avoid the content trap of releasing pointless videos on dumb topics just to keep content flowing
That's literally all he does.
I mean yes, it's in the nature of making videos about topics that very little new information is discovered. However, like I said, he avoids it in comparison to other fitness channels. Regardless, you can't argue that numerous lecture series from a PHD on the topic is clickbait nothing content
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>give me some fitness youtubers who actually give good advice and haven’t sold out, the chilled out type who you can listen to with a coffee before you head to the gym
Watch Dorian Yates' podcast interviews. You'll get more from him than any youtuber.
>Renaissance Periodization
>Geoffrey verity schofield
>Bald omni-man
>Alex Leonidas (formerly known as alphadestiny)
>Jeff Nippard
>FitnessFAQs
>CalisthenicsMovement
That's all I watch. I don't really find myself needing any additional fitness videos.
>Programming
>Lifting form
>Bodyweight form
>Nutrition
>Hot tips on exercise selection
That's basically all you need tbh. Bald Omni-man has been great for me. The Larson press and actually incorporating an arm day are game changers for me.
Doesn't that liquid on its face literally mean its rape season and the elephant is extremely aggressive? Why were the people even allowed to get close to it lol
Musth.
And, yes, the handler should not have allowed anyone near him.
>Testosterone levels in an elephant in musth can be on average 60 times greater than in the same elephant at other times (in specific individuals these testosterone levels can even reach as much as 140 times the normal).[2] However, whether this hormonal surge is the sole cause of musth or merely a contributing factor is unknown.
Fuaark imagine the gains
>I need someone to forbod me to do dangerous stuff
Why are you such a degenerate pussy?
I have a lot of respect for these creatures
I hope they continue to trample pajeets for many centuries to come
That ear flap of relief at the end
>frickin FINALLY
>that log is lookin GOOD
So fricking intelligent
Ha, mathletes got punked
You just know
Know what, anon?
What are you suggesting?
what kind of fricking moron provokes an elephant?
Pajeets. I can’t speak on the second vid but the first that was the alpha/bull elephant. The alpha phant goes last when crossing to ensure everyone gets across safely. They were just minding their own business. Most of those people appear to be shouting and shit before that guy even provoked them. I’m convinced Indians are genuinely dumb like they decide “this is logical because I thought of it lemme just go harass a heard of one ton killing machines that will make me safe if I do that.”
>I’m convinced Indians are genuinely dumb like they decide “this is logical because I thought of it lemme just go harass a heard of one ton killing machines that will make me safe if I do that.”
judging by all the indian code I've seen so far, this is exactly what happened
>filename
>the fricking moron that decides to throw rocks at the elephant and risk getting another person mauled
beautiful
Indians
>cows are sacred, treat them with respect and deference
Also Indians
>THROW ROCKS AT ELEPHANTS THOUGH LOLOLOL
elephants are kind of like living trains in a way.
I'm convinced Indians are barely sentient, let alone intelligent
I've watched some Joe Fazer's videos.
Although I'm not a fan of his videos I can respect the guy. Seems like he is a good human being.
If you want programming advice:
>Bald omniman
>Brendan Tietz
Form video:
>Brazos valley strength
>Alan Thrall
General muscle and strength content:
>Alpha destiny
>Revival fitness(only if you are early intermediate/beginner)
>Omarisuf
jason blaha
They abuse those animals cause these fat prostitutes need their eat pray love photo op for social media. I wonder what elephant tastes like.
Scooby
Damn, look at the size of the dripping flaps on that two-ton beast.
The elephant is getting pretty wet too.
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The buff dudes for sure. Their shits kinda the same all the time because it's the only advice you need
What do you guys think about Men's Maxxing? Been following him for a couple of weeks.