Give me three good reasons why I should endure this pathetic life of mine for another 50-60 years.

Give me three good reasons why I should endure this pathetic life of mine for another 50-60 years.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Need to sex for babies
    2. Lift weight
    3. If kill self go to Hell

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the best blowjob i ever got was from a guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best anal I got was from a guy too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best blowjob I ever got was from a Pringles can and a glove.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. You shouldn't.
    2. This isn't tumblr.
    3. have a nice day you whiny gay.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's the patheticness you don't like then there's not much there for you to sink your teeth into. You'd never be excited about the breakout VRMMO, hyper realistic artificial sex, or the tears of your enemies as America further declines. If it's not consumption that gets you up and you have no aching in your soul trying to be expressed by some type of artistic venture, then I reckon you're good to go, anon. Godspeed to the other side.

    • 2 months ago
      LaserAnonsBiggestFan

      Not to speak of autonomous sex bots. That alone gives me hope to live. Ill blow my retirement on a harem of AI sexbots.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not being loyal to your one and only sexbot waifu

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    See where the ride goes. No reason for you to end up a multi-billionaire tomorrow or for you to die. So just stick around.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No reason for you to end up
      no reason for you to NOT end up*

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >feels good to put penis in stuff
    >feels good to eat food
    >feels good to ingest alcohol and drugs

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    something good might come along I for one do things I used to enjoy and now enjoy again after taking a break from them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >something good might come along

      hey wanna stick some nails into your dick? You never know, something good might come out of it, maybe a cute nurse who falls in love with you?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life is actually really cool, feel free to explore new good things, new hobbies, new places and meet new people too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, amazing, if you ignore the part where you have to spend the majority of your time working just to stay alive and not be homeless

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interracial sex

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new marvel movies
    >season 2 of house of dragon
    >you get to watch us win, trump go to jail, and republikkkans become a small regional party, the bigoted fasists they are deserve nothing less

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a friend who is a real trainwreck

    He's 30 something, eats like shit, smokes a shittonne of pot, tobacco and meth daily. He's convinced yes an artist because sometimes when he's not fucked up for a day he might put together some music. Otherwise he lives entirely off government money and does nothing productive. Oh and I think he's got two kids.

    However despite his I'll health, poor lifestyle choices and continuing to get nowhere in life I respect one thing about him more than anything.

    He just. Won't. Fucking. Die.

    It's like he exists solely to spite god and the people who hate him. And this stubborn refusal to give in is something I absolutely admire about this bloke.

    So, if anything OP. Just exist to spite everyone. Consume air, food, space and water that would be much better off used to support the life of a better human being just out sheer spite, and for no reason other than "Because I fucking can".

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solon said that you can’t call yourself happy nor sad in life before living your life until the end, that’s why if you have a shit life you need to keep living and try to have more happiness than sadness in your life and then have a nice day, if you think you reached to peak of your happiness you should have a nice day now so that your happiness don’t decline https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kleobis_and_Biton

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s why you can call Zyzz happy

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he has a plan for all of us brother

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs of truth, amen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. You're a bitch and if you die now you will die a bitch.
    2. There's 1,000 more interesting ways to die than suicide.
    3. If you actually are driven by goals and achieve them, you wouldn't feel this way. But you're a depressed frogposter. Have sex. Touch grass.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have the ability to change, dummy

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried doing and saying whatever you want?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God's Will

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >making this thread on a fitness forum
    one more reason to end yourself retard

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  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take steroids
    Or
    assassinate THEM.

    Either increase your own ISTness, or the fitness of the herd

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