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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear by this but people are gonna shut me down
    Assuming you're fat
    Do this circuit to failure
    Push ups near failure
    Squats 50-60
    Ab wheel roll out near failure
    Squats 50-60
    Everytime you go back to push ups do different variations, regular diamond, decline, wide grip, pike
    Before the circuit do some rows or pullups
    But this shit works
    If you're fat, incorporate stimulant abuse (instant coffee max) all day
    Bam

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Madcow

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >powerlifter lifts
      NOOOOOOO homosexual!!!!!!

      I swear by this but people are gonna shut me down
      Assuming you're fat
      Do this circuit to failure
      Push ups near failure
      Squats 50-60
      Ab wheel roll out near failure
      Squats 50-60
      Everytime you go back to push ups do different variations, regular diamond, decline, wide grip, pike
      Before the circuit do some rows or pullups
      But this shit works
      If you're fat, incorporate stimulant abuse (instant coffee max) all day
      Bam

      >Assuming you're fat
      What if I'm not? My BMI is 20

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just follow my plan and you'll be good then
        Take no rest in between sets until you actually need it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just realized you recommended me a cardio circuit. have a nice day

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Build your own if you hate normal programs so much.
            >Step 1: Pick split (traditional or make something up if you want to be unique). This can be anything, PPLx, ULxULx, 3xfullbody per week, etc.

            I personally do ULPPLxx

            >Step 2: Pick your compounds. This is the core of your workout, 80% of your progress will come from compounds. 1-3 major compounds per session, 1-3 sets each per session.

            OHP, bench, deadlift, squat, pull/chin-ups, rows, etc all go in this category (I don't respect people with weak OHP)

            >Step 3: Add accessories/isolations as needed, based on goals/preference. These are your lat raises, curls, etc.

            And most importantly.

            >Step 4: Actually go to the fricking gym you DYEL moron

            The fact you didn't immediately notice that shows how basic your knowledge level is. Do your compounds. Stuff like PPL or ULPPL will let you get both compounds and high volume in so just do that.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is the only decent post ITT. OP is a homosexual.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's hypertrophy, j
            Push ups and squats for cardio? Are you fricking moronic

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mentzer said he drank 2 gallons of Milk and if you aren't getting stronger you aren't getting bigger... soooooooo...

    SS+GOMAD

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      picrel

      https://i.imgur.com/PBCiTfi.jpg

      Build your own if you hate normal programs so much.
      >Step 1: Pick split (traditional or make something up if you want to be unique). This can be anything, PPLx, ULxULx, 3xfullbody per week, etc.

      I personally do ULPPLxx

      >Step 2: Pick your compounds. This is the core of your workout, 80% of your progress will come from compounds. 1-3 major compounds per session, 1-3 sets each per session.

      OHP, bench, deadlift, squat, pull/chin-ups, rows, etc all go in this category (I don't respect people with weak OHP)

      >Step 3: Add accessories/isolations as needed, based on goals/preference. These are your lat raises, curls, etc.

      And most importantly.

      >Step 4: Actually go to the fricking gym you DYEL moron

      The fact you didn't immediately notice that shows how basic your knowledge level is. Do your compounds. Stuff like PPL or ULPPL will let you get both compounds and high volume in so just do that.

      I just didn't read it.
      >that routine
      You could have just said madcow

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >PPL with essential compounds and plenty of volume is madcow

        You don't want help

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Read it and weep homosexual

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >FBxFBxFBxx
            >This is exactly the same as PPLxPPLx!!!

            do you think touching a barbell magically turns you into Ripplebreasts or something? Assuming you're not just trolling, how is a full-body session with squatting, benching, and rows remotely similar to a push session with bench, incline bench, dips, and tricep work?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >compounds + accessory 3x a week is somehow different from what you said

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                + accessory 3x a week is somehow different from what you said
                yes

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    push pull legs or arnold split 2x a week would be ideal if you have the time for it
    otherwise upper lower 2x a week

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do compounds 3 times per week, for assistance I do legs raises and alternatively extensions then dips, pull-ups and hollow body drills. I also have 2 days a week for arms assistance. I'm in the best shape of my life.
    tldr: Go to the gym and lift shit you gayet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post body now

      That's hypertrophy, j
      Push ups and squats for cardio? Are you fricking moronic

      He didn't mention weight anywhere moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay? You don't need weights for hypertrophy it's called calisthenics dumbass

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >calisthenics
          Ahh yes, which is bound to help me get ripped
          >inb4 you post some calisthenics youtuber
          kek

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you mean to tell me you can't gain muscle with your bodyweight? Fricking dumbass

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nice bait moron

              NTA but asking someone to post body without posting yours just means you're a gay.

              Post body

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jackass. And i can't post any calisthenics YouTubers? Are you scared of being wrong ? Dumbass

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Quit being a moron. We both know calisthenics aren't worth anyone's time. You could get way bigger way faster with just regular lifting. Can't believe I'm even responding to this horrible bait

                This is the only decent post ITT. OP is a homosexual.

                Okay homosexual, what do you guys think of this routine then?
                https://liftvault.com/programs/bodybuilding/lyle-mcdonald-bulking-workout-routine-spreadsheet/
                >just make your own
                No

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >https://liftvault.com/programs/bodybuilding/lyle-mcdonald-bulking-workout-routine-spreadsheet/
                >compounds followed by accessories
                looks indistinguishable from Madcow to me

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very funny homosexual, now what do you think of it for real?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                GODDAMNIT RATE THE ROUTINE
                I AM TOTAL NOVICE

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Post body now
        No, last time I posted body nobody gave me any (You)s so I won't ever do it again.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay skinnyfat

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cope all you want liftlet.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Post body

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but asking someone to post body without posting yours just means you're a gay.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point its all about insertions anyways

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go workout
    >Do 1 or 2 exercises (squats, bench, deadlift, rows, push press, overhead press, olympic lifts, sprints, jumps, chinups, pullups, etc.)
    >Pick one and try to work up as heavy as you can go with good form and until fatigue sets in and you can't perform them anymore. Do a back off set if you want for a slight pump. Focus on doing reps as hard, as fast and as many as you can do until you feel stimulated or fatigued.
    >Repeat for 2nd exercise, usually something for a similar body area like the upper or lower. Or just do that 1 lift.
    >Next day, you'll probably feel a bit sore. Work on a different body group and the respective exercise for it with the same lifting principle.
    >If you go in the NEXT (3rd) day and you still feel sore in the lower body, either something kind of easier (instead of squats/deadlifts try isometric lunges or a light weight exercise like sub maximal sprints, lower weight barbell zerchers) Or nothing at all besides maybe some stretches.
    >The 4th day, when you feel ready in whatever body group, you go hard again with whatever lift.

    tl;dr
    >lift whenever and however just go hard when you can and when you can't either don't or do something relatively easier but still keeps the blood going. Also, sometimes being sore isn't going to cause you to be weak. Being overly fatigued will so take that as you will and just auto-regulate your exercises and training.

    Good video on the subject:

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