>gives you full body gains better than a gym AND a source of income
Literally all you need
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>gives you full body gains better than a gym AND a source of income
Literally all you need
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>risk of cutting your limbs off
not worth it
git gud homosexual
This homosexual doesn't even know how to chop firewood
lumberjacked
Based
>roidstagram bro pretending to be from the 1800s
lel
can't even cosplay right
being a lumberjack nowadays is pretty much cardio. once you have progressed to being strong enough that lifting chainsaw and axe won't give you any strength gains it is only cardio.
noone working only in the woods looks like that model gay, that dude never felt a tree in his life.
>t. Holzknecht
>noone working only in the woods looks like that model gay, that dude never felt a tree in his life.
but he's standing shirtless holding an axe one foot on the tree which was clearly felled using a saw
he's holding an axe that's literally never been used, at all.
frick, they probably went to HF to buy it just for that shoot.
Literally just a gay fetish, I hope OP is just trolling and not actually believing this is a real way to exercise
>INSTANTLY thinks of sex
Lay off the internet homoBlack person.
Look how skinny they are. This is the reality of working in manual labour.
They invented a single piston wood splitting machine in the 1700s bro.
They still had to fell the trees by hand up until the chainsaw was invented which wasn't until about the mid 1900s
So what, still doesn't change the fact that we have machines for this. Look at any arborist, all skinny asf
>a source of income
I work for Belethor, at the general goods store
>deflates your revenue from manually splitting logs
Sit nerd
🙁 I could split rounds faster with my maul than the noodly armed nerd could reload his basedbot machine.
>chop chop
shit thread btw
chop it up
Ever heard of The Jigger, IST? The maddest lumberjack there ever was.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jigger_Johnson
>Albert "Jigger" Johnson was born on May 12, 1871, in Fryeburg, Maine to parents of Yankee stock. According to legend, when Jigger was born he came out of his mother's womb with a wad of tobacco in his lip, caulk boots on his feet, and a peavey in one hand and an axe in the other.[8] Another legend states that he only had two formal days of schooling. On the first day, the Jigger forgot his books, and on the second day the teacher was out sick.[9]
>Robert E. Pike claimed in his 1967 book, Tall Trees, Tough Men, that whenever Jigger entered the camp of a new logging operation, for his resume he would exclaim, "I can jump higher, squat lower, turn sideways quicker, and spit further than any son-of-a-b***h in a camp."
>As a foreman, Jigger was known to have kicked off the knots of a frozen hemlock log barefooted, and supposedly wouldn't hire anyone else who couldn't do the same.[17][18] He was well known to be an honest, hardworking boss, who would pay his men high wages to work for him.[19] He would walk into saloons at Berlin, New Hampshire and Sherbrooke, Quebec and could convince drunken loggers to work for him driving logs down the most dangerous parts of the Connecticut River.
>Once, the Jigger used a deer carcass to lure two bobcats under a tree that he had climbed. While the bobcats were having their feast, Johnson pounced on them and bagged them, live, barehanded.
>On another occasion, a man from Portland, Maine asked the Jigger if he could catch him two bobcats for a show he was doing, and if he could, he would pay him $25. Jigger agreed, and captured two bobcats and tied their feet together and started out for the train station, occasionally hitting their heads together to keep them quiet.
>Johnson ended up hiring a taxi driver to drive him to Portland, and he hand delivered the cats himself.
achievable natty?
I think The Jigger was one of a kind. His sheer madness honestly inspires me.
I'm like 99% sure you're supposed to let gravity do the actual swing and cut
I'm sure being strong helps but you're larping
Does chopping logs or bashing in a tyre with a sledge hammer really get you swole?
Yes