>go on a bulk
>get a juicy chest and fat around stomatch area, look like some retired navy seal dad body
>all cute thin girls are into me, curvy girls dont care
>go on a cut
>look like a ripped skeleton
>curvy girls are into me, cute thin girls dont care
Explain this phenomenon?
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"girls"
You should be going after women anon. Are you 12?
You’re right I should be getting with 30 year olds with no children
What was I thinking…
cute thin girls are normal, fatties are mentally ill extremists like roidtrannies
Is that Andy fricking cohen? Jesus Christ.
no its andy dwyer
>curvy girls are into skeletons
I hope not
I wanna be big and like curvy girls more.
Why do these lads always have dicks like an acorn
How do you even pee with that
The real question you need to ask yourself is, why did your eyes go right to his dick?
It’s from exercising hard, pussy Italian
Thicc bf = protection as a stiff breeze could blow me over
Thin bf = more food for me
Big girls know they're big and want to feel big in the bedroom
smol girls know they're small and want to feel small in the bedroom
I met my wife when we were both skeletons.
Shes still a skeleton but I started working out. Its been 14 years and she tells me i'm her big bear and she feels safe walking around with me wherever. I'm 195cm, 110kg bw. I was 64kg when we met.
>bulk
>realize I can't grow a beard to hide my double chin
>don't have money so just look like a fat basement dweller
>can't even frick the girls I manage to score
Never bulk above 24 bmi lads and ideally you never go above 22.
>unironically using BMI
>on a board about lifting weights
NGMI DYEL
It's a fitness board. BMI may be a meme for determining if you're muscular, but it's not if for determining if you're healthy. Your body is not designed to carry a shitton of muscle. Having a high BMI is terrible for your heart and joints. There's a reason every bodybuilder either dies young or is weak as frick when old.
And that reason is drug abuse.
Thin girls insecure about their thinness and smallness = they want a big guy
Fat girls insecure about their fatness = they want a guy in shape
where are the cute thin women i should be getting
seems like it's really just you finding patterns where none exist