>go to gym. >use cardio machines

>go to gym
>use cardio machines
>the process of being on the treadmill for upwards of 30 min to an hour without entertainment is grueling to me
>don't want to watch dogshit basic TV programming they have on the cardio machines because its 70% commercials and they don't have anything "racey" like family guy, south park, or the simpsons
>podcasts aren't an option because if my headphones become disconnected and some weird or out of context audio comes out from the phone speakers I'll look bad
>can't just stare off into space directly ahead or look at the treadmill/elliptical dashboard ahead of me because I'll look like a bona-fide moron

This wouldn't be a problem if I had a home gym because then I could listen to trailer park boys or ATHF re-runs as I worked out but alas I am a poorgay with cramped living conditions.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go run outside

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    read a book

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >podcasts aren't an option because if my headphones become disconnected and some weird or out of context audio comes out from the phone speakers I'll look bad
    What kind of shitty phone keeps the same audio level when earphones get disconnected? Why are you worried about them getting disconnected when you're stationary on a treadmill? Why don't you just get bluetooth earphones like everyone in else in 2024? How loud is your volume that the second or two of potential speaker audio is going to get anyone's attention in a gym with shit playing on the loudspeakers and 99% of patrons wearing their own headphones anyway? Why do you give a shit what those people think anyway?
    The more I consider this line the more I'm pissed off imagining what kind of hopeless specimen of a person you are.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >human adult male can't go 30 minutes without stimulation
    Grim

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have a Netflix app and wifi in the gym anon.

    My problem is more like watching Netflix and breasts start flopping around my screen at rush hour. So I skip scenes.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Treadmills are a waste of time. Use an elliptical or a rowing machine or even run outside for free. Just listen to music as when you’re focused on exercise you can’t really follow a podcast at the same time. I listen to podcasts when I go for walks. In fact, I only listen to them when I’m walking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >treadmills are a waste of time
      how can you be so moronic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are a waste. They don’t allow for natural gate patterns and are static. Even on incline it doesn’t match just running around the block a few times and your body having to adjust to minor changes in terrain. If you are going to stay in one place and put pressure on your knees, you are better off jumping rope for less time than blowing them out slowly while staring at the screen.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was on treadmill for 45 minutes yesterday, learning Spanish on my phone. hint hint wink wink

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just mute your media before connecting headphones are you stupid?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP worries too much about what people will say
    OP worries too much about what people will think
    >NGMI

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NTA but to be fair I nearly got kicked out of my old gym because I was listening to cum town when the audio got unplugged...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they're not worth the money you pay to them
        >can't even listen to cum town in peace

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watch Fraser on the Pluto app

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Headphones haven't done that in years. Also how poor are you that you can't afford $30 bluetooth earbuds?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >can't work out withour consuming goyslop to distract yourself
    Bro your brain is fricked. Get your shit together. Apply some discipline, you'll get used to it fast.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Youre moronic use headphones
    Its not gonna disconect and even if thats happens its not a problem unless you like my litle pony songs or something youre not especial to anyone and they dont care

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesnt put on full metal gear solid rising revengeance ost and doesnt imagine himself an anime character running for his life
    ngmi

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