Godbless carrots

Im glowing

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    compleetly undigestable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My skin is glowing from carrots. Godbless them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was pale as frick and now im glowing. god is real.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he so red?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that’s why they’re great for fasting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I eat carrots every day, love those crunchy little bastards. All comes out looking like the same brown shit.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got them to lose weight (1 big carrot is like 30 calories)
    They’re a godsend

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Im glowing

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be careful. I have been eating both tomato based sauces with oftentimes couple inside daily and my skin is almost going into the orange range. On the flipside its natural spf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No dude that can't be true, you can't digest them and they have no noootrients

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steve Reeves used a mix of beta caroteine from carrots, tanning, and raisins (which apparently gave him a red hue) for his complexion. If you're pale it's a bad look, but otherwise it makes you look healthy.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay shit

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >impossible for me to get anything even close to a tan
    >try carrotmaxxing
    >palms and face turn drumpf orange
    >rest of my skin is still snowblind white

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Face and hands are where it starts. Keep going, bro. You got this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get some mt2

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no MT2 in my country. How do I get tan? Sunbathing is not working btw

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beta carotene is toxic and causes cancer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In smokers and only if taken as a supplement.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that doesnt mean its not toxic in carrots as well. modern nutrition textbook doesnt even consider potential toxicity for carotenoids from whole foods supplements or otherwise

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a whole bag of baby carrots when I was a kid then got bad runs. Since then I haven't digested carrots the same but I still enjoy raw carrots time to time.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I grow them along with onions. It's great.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This except I supplement with astaxanthin. Went from looking like a vampire to looking like a Greek.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You spooky b***h I was about to post this. Tomorow I am buying humus and carrots in bulk in a bid to turn myself orange

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