>goes through all that effort to avoid plastics and synthetic fabrics which are clinically proven to affect our hormones
>still wipes his ass with literal PFAS-infused tissue
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>goes through all that effort to avoid plastics and synthetic fabrics which are clinically proven to affect our hormones
How's that pas predictor
>implying
I'm from pooland, I clean my ass with my hands as God intended (all 33 million of them)
Post poop hand
After I shit I always hop in the shower, detach the nozzle, turn it to high pressure and use the water from that to clean out my butthole
Has it ever blown shit on your balls and whatnot
My what?
I use wetwipes if I'm outside and the bidé when I'm at home
why would anyone willingly smear shit on their ass with paper?
Whoever wipes its butthole with paper instead of washing it after taking a shit is a fricking disgusting animal and should kill itself.
>inb4 what if you take a shit outside your house
You arent supposed to do that, filthy american. Fix your diet and routines
How do you wash your anus without a bidet
Shower. How is this even a question
So you take a shower when you poop at work and every time you poop?
No, moron. You are supposed to shit at your house before leaving so you can wash your ass and not stink everything with your stench and also you wont stain your underwear. I fricking despise people like you. You disgust me.
No one cares. It's your fault you're Indian and have to smell shitskin ass all day. Stop spazzing out on Whites like we're even the same species.
We do not need to MinMax THAT hard anon.
>he doesn't make his wife lick his ass clean
ngmi
>still wipes his ass with literal PFAS-infused tissue
Kek you're literally mentally ill. No one will go through the effort of adding PFAS to recycled paper just to mess with your (already abysmally low) test
Virtually all TP sold in stores have been tested to have PFAS. That’s how they get their white colour and smooth texture
I always buy the cheapest one because I don't care about the texture. Feels like wiping your ass with sandpaper. I'm pretty sure it doesn't have PFAS
If you seriously think that the cheapest products contain the least chemicals then you are 1 naive individual.
Why in the frick would there be PFAS, a water repellant, on shit paper that's designed to absorb liquids?
Also just buy a bidet homosexuals. Your butthole and septic system will thank you for it.
>muh bidet
Is everyone on IST a fat frick or what?
i dont.
I also dont use detergent to wash my clothing, i also dont use shampoo or soap.
How do you wash your clothes
hydrogen peroxide, dilute a small amount in water and it will break down the oils in your clothing without filling them with phtalates.
You have tp be very wary of dosage because if you obersose it will EAT YOUR CLOTHES.
Tp be honest, i rarely use it, most plof the time just washing them with water to take the dust off. I only use it if they are dirty.
90% of the people go on their daily lives with a smelly anus. Only those that use water after pooping can be saved.
Imagine if we had a smell detector on the streets and did a youtube video finding that most people have a nasty smelly anus.
Rip to that anon who left the thread before finding out about hydrogen peroxide.