Going To Prison

I fricked up during a defensive shooting and I am facing class A felony charges, looking at 5-10 years. My defense is shit and I dont think I will beat this case.

How should I be training and preparing for this?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    start dilating your anus asap

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Move to Vietnam? Blast steroids and train MMA everyday.

    Verification not required

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just hit the hip abductor machine all day every day so that you get that big bubbly butt. Then a big man will spread those cheeks daily and you will have him protect you.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kek maybe you should live somewhere where coon culling isnt a felony

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. Reference of where I am at. Ive been lifting for 9 years. 6ft 210lbs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fake and gay but if true expect to lose some gains and get use to getting hit in the face, its never been about how big u r but how much u can take

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >victim weight/height
      Cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mind your business, make the right friends. Dont be a b***h. If you cant so that you are quite literally gonna be fricked.

      Martial art isn't important as long as it isn't a meme one. What's most important is finding a coach with a solid competitive history

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      yeah okay bud

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just run away. Why would you succumb to the israeli legal system?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >freedom to own guns and defend yourself
    >get arrested when you defend yourself

    America is a joke country

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He would be dead right now in your country because he wouldn't have the gun to defend himself in the first place.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He wouldn't have been shot at in my country because I don't live in a third world shithole

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IST dyels think these beaners are jacked and want to know their routines

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flee the country of course. Mexico is still better than prison.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    idk. boxing lessons in addition to your lifting, I guess

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pick any grey country

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Flee to Vatican city

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As long as he can justify it to the Pope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He can admit to his sins and repent them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like you get to teach english in China, Indonesia, most of Africa, central Asia, and the arabian peninsula.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Book a one-way ticket to Mongolia and become one with the steppe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mongolia is a gamble. They have a problem with gangs attacking foreigners. Russia could be dangerous too. Still they are all better than prison.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If he has some sort of skill he could do well in one of the Gulf Arab countries. They have expat communities so it's one of the better ways to stay free while also still living with some other whites

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go to Morocco. Safest place on this map. If you get on a freighter on the east coast going to China you will be able to get with in swimming distance to the coast. Don't take a plane as they will easily catch you at customs unless you have a brother or cousin that looks like you then you can take their passport and leave. Make sure to bring at least a months worth of food and water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Indonesia is another good choice. You will be worshiped as a white god and get to frick young tight asians for the rest of your life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nepal and Mongolia are the obvious choices

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Morocco's probably your best bet, Anon. I know a girl who's doing an study abroad program over in Tangier.
      But you need to go fast and flee the country YESTERDAY. Do not let them take you alive, OP.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bali bro

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ive heard this from multiple prison podcasts and my grandpa who was in a gang and did time
    >the first person who tries to fight you, fight back life your life depends on it. Just dont look like a b***h in that first fight and you can get away with the rest of your time just minding your own business

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    flee the country
    good luck

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could be looking at life if they decide to do you for murder. GTFO of the country. Sneak onto a shipping barge heading for Africa or Asia and go. You have no choice.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t gamble, don’t consort with homosexuals, and don’t let people disrespect you.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can do 5-10 years in prison or you can live 5 years in another country then the statute of limitations will expire on your case and you can come back. Fleeing the country is the smartest thing you can do.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how
    did you say anything other than "lawyer" to the cops?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's obviously an unserious bait thread. Just have fun answering

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Run Starting Strength to get your basic shit straight and strength levels high.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Learn how to make caserole out of cheetos, vienna sausages, bean dip, and ketchup.

    Learn how to toss the salad.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You need to start praying to Christ right now and become born again.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Move! Leave! Go teach english in Vietnam!
    If it was truly defensive, you should be free.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    become muslim
    join the muslims
    nobody will mess with you

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Be American
    >Get shot
    >Get sent to prison

    LAND OF THE FREEEEEEE
    HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAAVE

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