I fricked up during a defensive shooting and I am facing class A felony charges, looking at 5-10 years. My defense is shit and I dont think I will beat this case.
How should I be training and preparing for this?
Going To Prison
I fricked up during a defensive shooting and I am facing class A felony charges, looking at 5-10 years. My defense is shit and I dont think I will beat this case.
How should I be training and preparing for this?
start dilating your anus asap
Move to Vietnam? Blast steroids and train MMA everyday.
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Just hit the hip abductor machine all day every day so that you get that big bubbly butt. Then a big man will spread those cheeks daily and you will have him protect you.
kek maybe you should live somewhere where coon culling isnt a felony
OP here. Reference of where I am at. Ive been lifting for 9 years. 6ft 210lbs
fake and gay but if true expect to lose some gains and get use to getting hit in the face, its never been about how big u r but how much u can take
>victim weight/height
Cute
Mind your business, make the right friends. Dont be a b***h. If you cant so that you are quite literally gonna be fricked.
Martial art isn't important as long as it isn't a meme one. What's most important is finding a coach with a solid competitive history
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yeah okay bud
just run away. Why would you succumb to the israeli legal system?
>freedom to own guns and defend yourself
>get arrested when you defend yourself
America is a joke country
He would be dead right now in your country because he wouldn't have the gun to defend himself in the first place.
He wouldn't have been shot at in my country because I don't live in a third world shithole
IST dyels think these beaners are jacked and want to know their routines
Flee the country of course. Mexico is still better than prison.
idk. boxing lessons in addition to your lifting, I guess
Pick any grey country
Flee to Vatican city
As long as he can justify it to the Pope
He can admit to his sins and repent them
Looks like you get to teach english in China, Indonesia, most of Africa, central Asia, and the arabian peninsula.
Book a one-way ticket to Mongolia and become one with the steppe.
Mongolia is a gamble. They have a problem with gangs attacking foreigners. Russia could be dangerous too. Still they are all better than prison.
If he has some sort of skill he could do well in one of the Gulf Arab countries. They have expat communities so it's one of the better ways to stay free while also still living with some other whites
Go to Morocco. Safest place on this map. If you get on a freighter on the east coast going to China you will be able to get with in swimming distance to the coast. Don't take a plane as they will easily catch you at customs unless you have a brother or cousin that looks like you then you can take their passport and leave. Make sure to bring at least a months worth of food and water.
Indonesia is another good choice. You will be worshiped as a white god and get to frick young tight asians for the rest of your life.
Nepal and Mongolia are the obvious choices
Morocco's probably your best bet, Anon. I know a girl who's doing an study abroad program over in Tangier.
But you need to go fast and flee the country YESTERDAY. Do not let them take you alive, OP.
Bali bro
Ive heard this from multiple prison podcasts and my grandpa who was in a gang and did time
>the first person who tries to fight you, fight back life your life depends on it. Just dont look like a b***h in that first fight and you can get away with the rest of your time just minding your own business
flee the country
good luck
You could be looking at life if they decide to do you for murder. GTFO of the country. Sneak onto a shipping barge heading for Africa or Asia and go. You have no choice.
Don’t gamble, don’t consort with homosexuals, and don’t let people disrespect you.
You can do 5-10 years in prison or you can live 5 years in another country then the statute of limitations will expire on your case and you can come back. Fleeing the country is the smartest thing you can do.
how
did you say anything other than "lawyer" to the cops?
It's obviously an unserious bait thread. Just have fun answering
Run Starting Strength to get your basic shit straight and strength levels high.
Learn how to make caserole out of cheetos, vienna sausages, bean dip, and ketchup.
Learn how to toss the salad.
You need to start praying to Christ right now and become born again.
Move! Leave! Go teach english in Vietnam!
If it was truly defensive, you should be free.
become muslim
join the muslims
nobody will mess with you
>Be American
>Get shot
>Get sent to prison
LAND OF THE FREEEEEEE
HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAAVE