good thing im not vegan, cuz i fucking LOVE carbs, especially bread, i cant get enough

good thing im not vegan, cuz i fricking LOVE carbs, especially bread, i cant get enough

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    but anon, most carbs, including bread, are vegan.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its made out of cricket flour these days

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought carbs were non-vegan

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's keto

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      flour contains a lot of bug eggs(not a le eat ze bugs maymay, look it up) so most vegans think it's haram

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fruit probably contains more bug eggs. Fruitflies don't spawn from nothing. They hatch from the skins of fruit that's sitting around.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >most vegans think it's haram
        no they don't

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vegans have replacements for just about anything you can eat. There's really nothing a vegan is missing out on these days
    >vegan burgers
    >vegan hot dogs
    >vegan steak
    >vegan chicken
    >vegan mayo
    >vegan egg

    There's literally no downsides to being vegan in 2023

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No vegan mcdonalds

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can make your own vegan burger, vegan cheese slice, vegan thousand island dressing.

        Only thing McDonald's has is the convenience but burger King sells impossible burgers if you want fast food

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Theyre not vegan

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Order the impossible burger with no mayo and then it's vegan

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its cooked using animal products. It was never meant to be vegan

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All taste like plants too and I've actually given them a shot

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you season them like you would meat?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont use seasoning for my steaks but if you do and try to mimick the tastes you'll even notice the difference in texture. The difference between muscle fibers and plant fibers is very noticeable. The best you can hope for is lab grown meat

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I ate unseasoned vegan steak and it tasted like plants
            This board is actually low IQ

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Just season this crappy tasting food until you enjoy it
              I shouldn't have to add seasoning for my steak to taste like a steak. You vegans literally can't eat your food without seasoning the shit taste away lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry but anyone who doesn't season their steak has no taste buds and a dull personality

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Claims I have no taste buds
                >Needs to season his steak to hell in order to taste anything
                Holy frick you people are dumb

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seasoning is delicious. Unseaoned steak is bland and doesnt make your mouth water in anticipation. Must be the autism that makes you this way. Sorry bout that

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you compare it to meat you're not actually tasting the food, you're looking for a meat flavor and it's not going to be perfect.

            Vegan foods as stand alone products are good.
            I'm not a vegan so idc about proving 'muh söy'

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vegans delude themselves like this and it comes off as soulless and stupid frankly. I am vegan for reasons, none of this shit tastes as good as meat, eggs and cheese. Some of it can be enjoyable, vegan restaurants can be enjoyable but it's all like taking a shower in a raincoat, sex with a condom... it's just not the same. And that's purely on the value of consuming it. There is no cholesterol and certain micronutrients are missing. If I couldn't afford supplements I'd go back to eating eggs and meat right now and just compartmentalize the whole supply chain like everyone else.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vegan replacements aren't 100% identical to their non vegan counterparts. Of course the taste/texture is going to be different and geared more towards a Vegans palate. The point of vegan replacements is that you can use them to eat vegan versions of non vegan foods. If you want to eat a burger, you can eat a burger shaped vegan alternative.

        Expecting a patty made of blackheads to somehow taste and feel just like a beef patty is insane.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >different
          Yes, shittier. I don't want to eat a shitty burger or shitty pizza, I'll eat some well prepared vegan food instead.

          >Expecting a patty made of blackheads to somehow taste and feel just like a beef patty is insane
          Oh I strongly agree. That's why this counterpart logic is moronic.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Best pizza I ever had in my entire life was a vegan pizza place in Seattle.

            Most people can't taste the difference. You just tell yourself it tastes worst because it's "fake" so you trick yourself.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pizza I think you got to be tripping but I’ve had some great vegan food. Mainly Indian. Vegan food becomes shit when they try and replace and go head to head with meat. They make some vegan hamburger or vegan chicken tenders and it’s always shitty. When they make their own stuff it’s good.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's all worse. And I already said vegan restaurants can be enjoyable. To me this more sounds like you never traveled much or eat very good pizza, or you own a vegan pizzeria because it's just not as good. I've had vegan pizza that was decent but it was nothing to the best NYC pizza I've had, it would MOG any vegan pizza into oblivion.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah eating the 435 ingredient pretend lab meat instead of just eating the 1 ingredient we're-designed-to-digest-it meat
      Good goy, goooood goy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My 2 sisters are vegetarian and my brother is vegan so I've eaten a bunch of "meat replacements". Most of it is shit but vegan shoarma which tasted the best

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a long list of very complicated lies to disappoint yourself with. It would be simpler to lie only once, "I'm vegan".

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >onions with added flavor
      >onions with added flavor
      >onions with added flavor
      >onions with added flavor
      >onions with added flavor

      YUMMY

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those rolls have butter in them

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese milk buns
    Don't lie to me those are pampushki

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bread is vegan.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post best breads. I want to be tempted/

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My most African American quality is that I like to smoke weed and make a whole Jiffy box of cornbread. Last night I made it with yogurt instead of milk. You always put an egg in btw. 15min @400, butter it up and chow down. 1000+ calories for like $1

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED THAT BUN!

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