Gorilla Mind products are bunk

>gorilla mind turkesterone contains 111 times less turk than claimed
>several other gorilla mind products tested as well, all contain much less of active ingredients than is stated, some don't contain the stated ingredients at all
why isn't anyone talking sbout this?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    plebbit link:
    https://www.reddit.com/r/NootropicsDepot/comments/va9kvu/lab_testing_results_of_turkesterone_beta/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back gay

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was already a thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers need to make 15 of the same thread though

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s what you get for trying to be natty while making non-natty gains. Either do steroids like a real man or be natty like a real man. Stop trying to be both

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you retards really need a study to figure out snake oil salesman is selling snake oil?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >contains 111 times less turk than claimed

    Tell me how you're a mathlet without saying it

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they actually fell for the bug steroids

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol buying shit from someone whos actively advertising the fuck out of it is obvious enough, i bet if derek could sell people canned air he would.

      paying money for bug hormone kek

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supplements are literally a scam and always have been. Even Whey for the longest time was spiked to scam idiots. Stop taking this shit and just eat normal food.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Creatine and whey both work

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You missed the entire point. Whey companies for a long time were spiking their products to advertise higher protein than you'd actually absorb from the amino acids found within it.

        Even normal food is a scam, full of sneed oils, soi and microplastics
        Unless you buy directly from a farmer or better yet raise your food yourself, you're fucked

        Nice try gaslighting the subject to make these scam artists out to be normal.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not defending goypill peddlers, there's a special place in hell for them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whey is just fucking protein, even Pianoman was telling you morons to just eat normal food and stop being shake chugging monkeys.
        Creatine is hit/miss, most studies done on it are garbage tier. It's still debatable what dosage is effective in different people. Based on research it ranges from ~2g up to fucking 30g a day. If you eat meat, dairy and fish, you most likely don't need it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even normal food is a scam, full of sneed oils, soi and microplastics
      Unless you buy directly from a farmer or better yet raise your food yourself, you're fucked

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek do roidtrannies really?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turkesterone doesn't do anything anyway. The amount in the supplement is irrelevant. If it worked it would be illegal by default by the federal analogues act.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its time for stricter testing and regulations of the supplement industry. The products should be tested rigorously and repeatedly and if they dont show the value stated the company should be fined and closed down.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would agree but im reaching a point in life where i want to shill useless snake oil for money, fuck working for a living. its honest and good character etc etc but after years of breaking your ass you realize its fucking dog shit and no amount of "muh morals" makes up for dying half a man who cant even get up out of bed to take a shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know its hard to argue with that. You realize unless you own something that earns you money while you sleep you are just gonna work your self to death for small change. And the supplement industry is so fraudulent and yet makes so much money so why not? There are tons of retards getting rich of selling shit supplements why not be one of them? Easy money. Its probably easy getting in to as well

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Usually going with NSF certified supplements is a solid route. They basically have to ensure standards in their products otherwise some dude in the UFC or whatever is going to get popped by USADA or whatever and they will get sued big league

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The issue is the corruption is at the level of the testing companies. You can send it to a “third party” to be tested, but many of these companies don’t do proper testing, many of them are also currently being investigated for this. They try to maximize profits by only doing some simple testing, saying the product is good, and just making sure it’s not toxic. This keeps the business flowing to them.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's more likely that Derek got scammed by his Chinese suppliers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not consumer's problem.

      In any case, imagine buying anything from some shitty e-celeb.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you making a steroid ugl joke?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tol ya.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turkesterone is a scam supplement that literally does nothing. People are throwing ashwagandha in their "turk blends" which actually does have an effect on humans and that's the only non-placebo benefit people are getting from this trash.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who the fuck listens to these garden gnome guys like him and peterson with their little lesbian voices

      if a bro sounds like a fuckin bitch, he is a fag

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He does the voice for zoomies, in his old videos he spoke like a normal person

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's even more infuriating, this bro like pewdiepie for lifting weights or something

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Natural hypertrophy and alpha destiny only legit YouTubers left

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >supplements are scams
    Really?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this leads to the end of Derrek. He had a good run but all things come to an end.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we take him to court, or report him to the FDA or whatever government agency?
    The boss of REDCON1 is currently in jail for 5 years for mislabeling supplements.
    We need to get Derek behind bars ASAP.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like he would kill himself if he had to do time, so best not to press charges.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just fucking pin if you're going to try this hard jesus christ

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek, why is everyone so mad? the bigger issue here is zoomers being gullible enough to trust their gear loaded idols and buy what is at best a worse version of creatine with new packaging. since the start of the hard push by turk selling influencers and those who are affiliated/sponsored by said influencers who couldnt see this coming? i mean, i cant blame derek for chasing an easy bag, nor greg who copied him

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Derek even lift or does he just peddle supps? I've only ever seen his freaky gear shoulders and that one video of a workout.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he talks funny and speculates on whether or not someone is natty

      >fuckin' supraphysiological bro, crying laughing face times three

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he used to lift and used to be much bigger you can see this back 2 years ago he was more muscular and hus face much leaner, now hes fatter and always wears a sweater to cover that. from when i used to watch him he wanted to be a bodybuilder but ultimately had trash genetic insertions and he destroyed his health with steroid and drug abuse, now he just plugs his gorilla brand products on content made for zoomers

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it just that bug roids shit? was thinking about trying his stim free pre workout. never tried any pre before dunno which brands have quality stim free version

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can buy ingredients from suppliers directly instead of buying pre workout which is spiked and hidden behind proprietary blends with the cheapes ingredients being the first listed in order. if you want the most bang for your buck just buy a $20 packet of dmaa and reserve it for truly heavy days and dont abuse it. otherwise just drink monster ultra zero it has most of the memeshit out of pre. dont waste your money pre workout is literally flavored caffeine with salt and less than 5 grams of other crap that doesnt do anything

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yo can dmaa be used like adderall?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dmaa is a couple molecules away from being methamphetamine. in terms of effect i would say it is very similar to adderall, it is very intense but i wouldnt say that it can be used just like it

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buying products because some YouTuber makes funny videos about tren and shit

    wtf lol this world is so weird

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's ironic he has a whole bunch of videos dedicated to bagging out other supplement company products because of inadequate ingredients, and he's doing the same thing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s why I’m thinking he got ripped off but it doesn’t matter he still made money lol

      All while unknowingly selling his product that was inaccurate. To be fair he did say there’s no evidence Turk works anyways so buy at your own risk

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he did say there’s no evidence Turk works
        >sells product anyway

        teehee silly me :3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ironic? it's expected, it's exactly the kind of low person he is

      i literally have big ass bitch tits and i have fucked a hotter girl than any he has ever been seen with. you know why? because im fucking funny and i dont look like a shrek, goblin ass bro in the face

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s why I’m thinking he got ripped off but it doesn’t matter he still made money lol

      All while unknowingly selling his product that was inaccurate. To be fair he did say there’s no evidence Turk works anyways so buy at your own risk

      >he did say there’s no evidence Turk works
      >sells product anyway

      teehee silly me :3

      ironic? it's expected, it's exactly the kind of low person he is

      i literally have big ass bitch tits and i have fucked a hotter girl than any he has ever been seen with. you know why? because im fucking funny and i dont look like a shrek, goblin ass bro in the face

      look no further than the channel name - more plates more dates, it’s the ultimate cope and can be seen as a metaphor for his business strategy too

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be a fat business undergrad who gets no bitches
    >Get knocked out at a bar
    >In shame decide to start taking huge amounts of roids
    >Look too shitty for actual bodybuilding, too shit at actually training for powerlifting
    >Find niche in YouTube “teaching” insecure teenagers about roids when the pua schtick doesn’t work out
    >Mumble a bunch of useless buzzwords from free research papers to make audience think you have a chemistry/biomedical background
    >Actually know jack shit about either and have 0 background in either
    >Start a trt clinic and also sell steroid adjacent chemicals that are technically not illegal
    >Convince literal teenagers that steroids are fine and safe and being on trt permanently in your 20s is totally cool so you can get more of them in your trt clinic and buying your shit
    >Sell snake oil so you cover the audience that is still too scared to roid

    Fuck that roided out gorillacocksucker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cant imagine how bad some of these kids are going to be fucked up who have hopped on at 16, 17.

      at that age it's going to cause permanent brain, organ changes and shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > at that age it's going to cause permanent brain, organ changes and shit.
        as if that wasn’t every zoomer’s destiny since the beginning. Seriously look at all what’s being pushed on people that age by media and schools, they are creating a refined generation of golems with no identity of their own. whether the forces at hand really are only garden gnomes or whoever, the point is that it’s happening

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >long ass meandering post in order to type the word garden gnomes

          why dont you just write "garden gnomes" and hit post dude I understand the sentiment youre trying to make either way. tired as fuck shit. golem yourself

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you understood what I meant you wouldn’t focus on that point, I even said it didn’t matter who it was. I don’t understand why you’re so pressed about that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the fuck up

            ok garden gnome. getting paid a comission to throw around insults arent you?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the fuck up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron story background sounds eerily similar to randy's

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > why isn't anyone talking sbout this?
    Because nobody buys that garbage.

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