>be silverback gorilla
>dont even know what a gym is
>spend most days just chilling in the jungle
>eat mostly bananas and maybe some small lizards
>is 500 lbs of pure muscle
>can casually bench 2000 lbs
>can casually deadlift 5000 lbs
>also extremely skilled at climbing and throwing rocks
Best lifts/routine for gorillamaxxing?
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Do women ever look at gorillas or shaved chimps and wish they could be raped by one?
https://edition.cnn.com/2015/06/26/asia/handsome-gorilla-shabani/index.html
BBC porn is literally the most popular category for white women
That isn't true kek. stop believing everything the troony discord spams on IST
Do you?
Gorillas have tiny dicks, so no
Start by doing like that gorilla and touch grass
Literally ass to grass. Into the butthole, almost.
>>can casually bench 2000 lbs
>>can casually deadlift 5000 lbs
people really believe that?
Gorila strength is like 10× their own bodyweight if not more
Damn, you're stupid
Yeah but his peepee is smol
Roids
So is mine, but i cant swing from trees or lift 5000lbs, Its gotta be something else
crazy how its all hormones. they literally just sit around all day eating plants yet have massive bodies. I hate having a brain that needs 2000 calories a day.
Browsing IST puts the brain in hibernation mode where it only consumes 50kcal/d, tops.
YWNBAG
Kyriakos is a honorary bald gorilla.
>spend most days just chilling in the jungle
hell no, male gorillas are constantly fighting each other over who is the alpha male. Only the strongest is allowed to mate. There is a genetic selection going on for a million years now. Of course they are strong.
real fights are rare, they are not "constantly" fighting
That gorilla is suffering from palumboism and steinerism
This guy could use like 0.0001% of his strength and easily kill the old man
BRVTAL MOGGING
Ape Chow time