>got my first match on bumble

So this is what making it feels like
C ya later virgins

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Show what s(he) looks like

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hinge is better but takes more effort to build profile

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hinge just shows me 99% landwhales until I swipe left on enough of them. They keep the decent looking ones in the back.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        same, i got tired of the fat ones and went back to tinder

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Okay this is a really huge tip so please keep it to yourself anons, set your age filter to 18-20 for a while. I believe this boosts your hinge mmr after some time since all the super young chicks are thin and have higher value on there. You can go back to your normal age filter after a couple weeks and enjoy non fatsos matching with you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I used to 50 matches a week. Get ready to actually have a convo and a date which is infinitely harder

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I recently caved in and got a goddamn goyphone just for this shit because it's been long enough with no gf still. thus bumble site is TERRIBLE and seeing all the busted fat broads on there made me feel better about myself. I also made a hinge account but I'm too nervous to message anyone. nobody has messaged me yet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am soon gonna be in the same boat as you anon. I haven’t been on a date in 4-5 years but I’m only 10-13 lbs from my goal weight to finish my cut. I get horrible anxiety from these apps because I realize I may have to take one of these girls on a date which I haven’t done in years. Obviously it’s what I want but my anxiety is horrible and puts me off from using the apps, but when I finally do, 90% of the women are fat alcoholic smokers who are far left. Idk what to do.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've never been on a date in my life. It was hard enough to make these accounts but I feel completely lost. I have no clue WHAT the frick I'm doing. And yes, 90% of the people are fat, at least the ones it decides to show me. I wouldn't even mind an alcoholic smoker because I am kind of an alcholic smoker, but for frick's sake, being fat is absolutely a dealbreaker. I may be desperate, but I sure as hell am not gonna lower my standards that low. I'd rather be alone. I mean if I think about it, I'm having a better time sitting on IST now than I would hanging out with a lardass.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >open thread
    >save picture of kitty
    >leave

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i should have just done that, the thread is ass

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got 7 likes in my entire city. all locomotives or obese

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2nd match boys

    >2nd match boys

    2nd match boys

    >2nd match boys

    This is it. Holy shit I just needed to have visible traps and chisiled jawline and smile and not look like a child predator

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fellow predator bro, how do you hide your power level? Obviously most girls on bumble are far too old for my tastes, but I'm hoping to use more family friendly apps to help me out

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Never mind. 2nd match was a bot

        I'm not an actualy predator lole (unless you count getting an erection from chinese cartoons of sexualized minors)
        If you mean how to not look like one then taking several pictures until you find an angle that really favors you is key. Thats pretty much what every influencer and model does

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Read the book of pook if you hope to be successful with women
    https://www.pdfdrive.com/the-book-of-pook-e24632070.html

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