>got the haircut
>fixed my teeth
>good hygiene
>good fashion
>tall
>borderline ottermode
>still a virgin at 29yo and no girls like me
if youre ugly, literally just stop coping and caring and just ldar
>got the haircut. >fixed my teeth. >good hygiene. >good fashion. >tall. >borderline ottermode
you got that British boarding school haircut off course you are a virgin
wtf am I supposed to get then?
A degree in programming, and a job at Twitter. That'll be all you're getting.
get off this fucking site if you're serious about getting pussy
NOTHING
Men don't care about their hair you fucking gay there is not name to the style it's just fucking hair, it's on your head
shave it when it gets knotted
it's that simple, it'll grow back
grow facial hair, shave it when it gets warm outside
it's that simple
Turn it into a mohawk at that point.
Grow it out later and spike it.
fpbp this is a boy's haircut not a man's haircut if I saw anyone with this past like 20ish I'd naturally assume they were a gay/bottom. It's disarming when he should be leaning into a more aggressive look.
>if I saw anyone with this past like 20ish I'd naturally assume they were a gay/bottom
LMAO, fucking this
>actually having hair at 29
bro already way ahead of me and he bitchin
Peaky Blinders trim
This. Even with the best pole in the world, you won't catch fish unless you go to the lake.
Other than that, looking good OP. You meet many women? Nightclubs, school or work?
>Even with the best pole in the world, you won't catch fish unless you go to the lake.
damn that's a good line, haven't heard it before
I just made it up. Thanks.
>boarding school haircut
not even that, literally every white zoomer male in the uk has this haircut, low skinfade with fringe
Zoomer Linus Tech Tip looking ass, frfr no cap
yeah it's not a physical issue dude, you're way better looking than me and i have a cute gf
all the looksmaxxing in the world wont help you if you dont fucking GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO WOMEN RETARD! start social life-maxxing and making friends and going out and having a life. if you did that instead of following internet memes you would have a gf by now
You look like you are pretty cute but yeah what says. Any girl online you think is cute already has oil sheiks ready to pay her $100,000 a night for use as a personal toilet in Dubai.
literally this... ive been with more women last 2 months than rest of my life and i go to bars/clubs every weekend... I wa with beatiful girl yesterday and there are couple iam texting and only matter of setting up dates
Its obviously hard especially initially when ur not used to that but after time you ll be comfortable in that enviroment and things will be natural... Trust me guys i used to be scared talking with women and read threads like these but its really matter of going out and doing. But to really get it you have to do it yourself
I'm terrible at text game.
so am i(except with milfs unironically)
>Idk why everyone is so obsessed with side profile
incel memes
>the hair
why can you morons just get normal hair.
you look funny lol
yeah. im a clown and look like a retarded chicken and get made fun of while all the pretty people get praised and admired for doing literally nothing. life is a joke
Life isn't a joke except that your fuggo parents somehow were allowed to procreate. The fact that pretty people get attention and get to fuck is the natural order of things. Pretty people fuck and create pretty offspring. That's how it's supposed to be.
You are supposed to be an incel so you don't create other incels. Get it?
fuck you brad
Real, except nobody makes fun of me; nobody makes contact with me. Just a sad void.
clean up your room
Probably your personality....you can be way uglier and still find a girl so something else is obviously wrong with you
This. And clearly you're obsessed with yourself and your appearance. No one likes that.
Dude you look like Goebbels and the haircut is not helping to combat that notion of you.
take the neckpill
Keith is that you?
I refuse to believe theres actual attractive men on IST you look cute though
Mf'er it's your personality. I know the "be confident" cliche is played out, but just got to a bar a couple towns over, be an asshole/douche and you'll get laid that night. If not, take notes, refine your game, and try again. Works for me
you mean to a bar that is far away from my town? What kind of bar, is there some keywords for male looking for females? Am i supposed to go with friends (which i dont have)?
Doesn't have to be far away. When I was younger I'd get all nervous because I would think I might run into a chick that shot me down. Just pick a town that you don't go to very often. Cruise random bars and see if there any chicks. Don't have to bring any friends, just go up to chicks and buy them a drink. Eventually you'll snag one. Cast a wide net buddy. You got this.
Shag where if you're not close to home? Get a taxi?
Get a tan
Wear a better shirt
Actually lift
Follow me for more advice, op
You have that tense sperg look. Try chewing gum to relax the muscles in your face.
Because he is putting his jaw forward to make his jawbone look better, and flexing his facial muscles to make his face look better. Mewing coping and shit. Yeah he needs to relax and go outside and try and have fun because lookswise he passed the threshold and its not what is making it or breaking it for him
I’m sorry but I can’t allow this advice to circulate. I’m an incel but even I know better than to show any emotion around women. Women see a man having fun or smiling and instantly lose any respect or interest
>I'm an incel but..
shush your opinion holds no value. My best friend makes people laugh at the stupidest shit and himself can't seem to stop laughing at the slightest shit. He's incredibly fun to be around and always cheers me up. I have had women beg me for his number. And for all you looksmaxing gays, he's 5 '7 and brown, only slightly above average in the face department and does not work out)
He may be a great jester…but I’m a king claiming his throne
I think you're just gay man
My smile is one of the most remarked about things from girls.
wrong, i love my bf more and more every time he laughs fagot
>im an incel
>i know what women want
Many such cases!
bro that haircut makes you look like a emo boy. Get a different one next time
Were you even alive in 2006? This is not an emo hairstyle retard
This post reminds me of the webm w/ the dude leaning over the stove
How "tall" are you?
5'8" more than tall enough to slay
You're not ugly, but average at worst
The real problem, like with most of the people here, is that you're not neurotypical
Yeah, it was never about me not having bicep veins, a lean face, or cool hair etc, they still don’t like me because I’m a sperg. Such is life
hi neeto
hey
You look look good from the side, dont know about the front. You will drown in pussy if you go to thailand
>Thailand
>Pussy
Huh
>You will drown in pussy if you go to thailand
I mean you can be the ugliest 500 lbs motherfucker on earth and you'll still drown in pussy in thailand, it's called prostitution anon and you can do it anywhere with 20 bucks
The "short" in "short back and sides" should never be down-to-the-fucking-scalp short. Forrest Gump looking ass.
Definitely wrong. It's called a skin fade. Fades are the most popular style right now and are timeless.
It looks like shit on most white people including op. Women don’t like shit haircuts like this. Op should keep his hair pretty long and never go below at least a 5 on his sides. He has great hair, why the fuck is he shaving it all off?
Girls love a fade. You're an unfashionable retard. The fade was invented for and by white men.
Maybe in the 50s, nowadays this is a gays haircut. No guy I know that gets pussy has a skin fade but every gay guy in my city has one.
>The fade was invented for and by white men.
Maybe, but it’s been hijacked by homos and dark skinned people.
>the most popular, overtly masculine haircut isn't worn by guys who slay
You're a total retard and probably look like shit.
Yeah, I'm sure the hundreds of millions of dollars he has isn't a factor, dumb ass.
Nice cope, retard.
I agree with shitposter here.
fade = homo
girls love pretty faces. stop coping.
That doesn't change anything. Girls also love good haircuts. And anon, I know you're ugly but getting a good haircut and dressing well helps a lot. Being a unkempt slob does you no favors.
>Girls also love good haircuts
Girls don't care about haircuts whatsoever. Your idea of women is built on ideas from gay men
>Girls don't care about haircuts whatsoever
Completely wrong. Girls like attractive people. A nice haircut increases your attractiveness, therefore they like good hair. Again, you don't have to be a sloppy piece of shit, anon. You can fix this.
Female attraction to men is based on personality and aura projection
That's basically it. Looks don't really factor in much
I understand your perspective, you are trying to pursue something but you must realize it is natural and you cannot acquire it.
>Female attraction to men is based on personality and aura projection
>Looks don't really factor in much
LOL. You are retarded. Yeah, girls never drool over guy's bodies or faces. It's not only about looks but you're high as a kite of you think looks aren't a major factor. We evolved to evaluate a potential mating partner based on their looks which reflects their genetics.
>you are trying to pursue something but you must realize it is natural
I'm very handsome. An 8/10. I do have to put work in with my charisma to get girls but my strategy is mostly abusing how hot I am and turning the girl on so much she stops thinking straight and makes bad decisions with me.
That's why Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp were beloved in their prime...?
Completely wrong. If you're attractive, your hair doesn't matter for shit.
Not true. Even handsome people look better with good hair than bad hair.
i have the reverse fade also known as balding and girls don't seem to like it
Only fags get skin fades.
show us a good hairstyle, i'm curious, 100% it's that eboy haircut, and if that's the case, you most likely watch tails.
and if you do, 100% you are above 25, and if you truly believe at 25 you can rock that eboy haircut it's laughable.
The only reason this looks remotely good in the images is the model's facial structure. Any haircut would look good on him.
You can cover their face and it still looks good, brainlet.
Head shape
Lol shut the fuck up, you demoralized little gay.
>Demoralized
Loser incel teen using 4chan tenpenny words out of context
Undercut looks fucking stupid it's a zoomer haircut
Op has wrong head shape. Must get regular haircut op. Also looks fucking stupid at 29 it's high school boy haircut
That's not an undercut. You're a tard with zero fashion. Pic related is an undercut.
>high school boy haircut
Yeah no, it's a masculine, military style haircut.
You don't have a clue about masculinity you are a teen who just tried to use fashion as an insult
You want to get women by way of fashion sounds more like to it actually want a gay man
All zoomer undercut haircuts are the same thing you either have a normal haircut with hair on the side or you make it all the same length
You are not in the military gen alpha.
I'm in my early 30's and in the army. And yes, being an unfashionable sack of shit is pathetic. You don't have to go all out, but spazzing out and thinking a fade is something crazy is braindead. I 100% guarantee you look like shit.
Bro teens can't lie to adults it's obvious just so you know
You have literally bought into incel philosophy
Some of you will never fuck because you think life is about only accepting the easiest course of action
Cope.
Military people are low tier in society so my advice still above yours
Look like you're in the army to acquire charger tier wife that fucks morons while you're away
>gets btfo
>immediately starts seething hard
Cope, sneed, dilate.
Bro you get told what to do as a lifestyle. And are probably still managing incel as an army guy
You are a zoomer. Undercuts are zoomer and gay
I'm older than you. I've fucked 35ish girls, I don't remember the exact number, I forget them. And those are fades. I'm sorry you're heavily retarded.
Im 40 and have been married for 10 years to an hourglass that makes well into 6 figures. Congratulations on the Hispanic women you had sex with using your dodge charger.
Undercut haircuts are for children, adult men have hair on sides -- a normal WHITE haircut-- or a buzz/crew cut same length all around
In your 30s and not married huh...rough
I'm married.
>out of touch 40 year old who thinks a military fade is a zoomer broccoli cut
Sad!
Why would a man who's not a slave get a slave haircut
All undercuts are zoomer not timeless nobody had them before 2010s
Fade is a haircut for people with Blackid peasy hair only
It looks good. People have copied military aesthetics for a long time. Also check out this pic of a zoomer with his fade.
He literally looks fucking stupid
Nah these lil zoomies look bussin no cap frfr
tight haircut =/= good looking haircut
>Loser incel teen using 4chan
>reddit spacing
Women care so much about your line spacing lol bruh
Shave beard keep hair short
No one mentioned women, redditard.
>cheekbones so wide my head looks like a cone when I get a fade
That looks like a very sexually active gay
>reee this guy is far better looking than me
>he must be gay
>tfw mid thirties, bald, missing teeth, recessed jaw and pull most weekends
Your personality probably just sucks ass and you have no passion in anything other than TRYING to get girls. When you're doing things for the ultimate goal of getting a girl that's when you know you fucked up. Do things to be great first and foremost.
Why are your nostrils so fucking wide wtf
>29
>no mention of career at all
That's why no woman wants you. After 25, people start caring more about your career/money than anything else.
The fact that you think "good fashion" and "borderline ottermode" and fucking "got the tiktok 18yo haircut" should somehow interest women close to their 30s is fucking insane, and it makes me think you are extremely immature and you are stuck at age 18 mentally trying to live the teen/early 20s life that you never had. It's too late for that. Grow up and act your age, and you will find a woman.
>dating women your age
lmao at your life
>just fit in
this is the most soulless post, how about telling him more useful advice like talk to women, improve his social skills, doesn't need to be a drone to get laid
I think both of you guys are on to something. Obviously you shouldn't be going for a woman your own age at 29 unless you're desperate, but I also think a 29 year old will have to do different things to attract a zoomer chick than a 20 year old will
This. Y'all missed your shot and now have to creep on girls my age.
Fuck off. Go settle with a post wall career roastie
I'll fuck your girl and then her friend as well while you flip burgers part time, kiddo
Sure happy meal for Tyrone's kids. I see 30+ men they all have to resort to betabuxxing for some HR hag single mom. This is your future.
thankfully I'm sleazemaxxing so your female peers will do
you look good, the problem is that you probably don't talk to women and/or your standards are too high
some ugly troglodites fuck a lot just because they know how to approach women
People don't get it, nowadays it's weird.
Women seems to like femboy like men and I don't seem to understand why. So you're basically a masculine man which is good, yet these whymin want someone elf-life.
Some user posted this a while ago, which basically describes the situation perfectly. Charlie murphy said in an interview that back in the days the guy that looked more like prince and like a bitch got all the chicks.
> When female sexual choice is unrestrained by economic and security needs, 99% of men become genetic dead ends, and harem structures become the norm. Sadly, this doesn’t work well in the long run, because women dont choose for anything that is really valuable like IQ, toughness, or moral character. You can observe this in species like peacocks. No natural predators, abundant resources, so females dont need provision or protection, and are thus able to choose based on what makes their avian cunnies wet. You end up with a flock of very pretty, flightless, stupid, fat birds that will go extinct as soon as some foxes or eagles make their way onto the island. This is of course not sustainable for human societies, as the wealth and security that enables total freedom in female sexual choice is only produced by productive provider and protector men when they are motivated by pussy. That motivation is now gone. Unfortunately it will take some time before the accumulated state wealth for gibs and security runs out, and women are forced to make mating decisions based on survival again
>women like femboy men
Stopped reading there go outside please
My wife thinks guys like Mariusz pudjianowski are hot.
your wife is mentally ill.
I had an ex that thought the same thing. He's a handsome guy and has really good aesthetics.
Femboy was maybe the wrong word but yes most girls do like cute men
>good fashion
I’m willing to bet really money this isn’t the case. Regardless, go out and talk to women, you won’t get laid here.
Make sure you go out and talk to someone that you think is significantly uglier than you. Fat women work best imo. Your social retardation makes you significantly uglier to women in general so you need to account for that. If you lower your standards enough, you can get laid and begin to work on your social skills.
You have a weak chin.
Honestly don't think it's the difference between pussy and no pussy here. Idk why everyone is so obsessed with side profile
this looks worse than OP, he has a good chin not recessed or anything.
Exactly. looksmaxxers are retarded lol.
Not everything is about "recession".
Every autistic and terminally online 15 year old thinks they're a jaw surgeon
Exactly. It's the same delusion that makes women inflate their asses and tits to insane proportions. Beauty was never and will never be about extremes, it is very nuanced.
The problem is his recessed maxilla, look how poor his cheekbones are, also awful under eye support. He needs infra orbital implants. His jaw is not very chiseled as well, but a profile harmonisation can help.
Kek exhibit fucking A over here
When are you opening your practice?
LOL. If I was a surgeon, yes, definitely. But years of ratings in psl forums and hundreds of mog battles granted me this super power.
my man literally looks like Henry from Kingdom Come Deliverance
Nah, that Henry bro looks decent.
Can't fix that skull buddy boyo
You can't fix it but you can at least not accentuate it with a fucking skin fade.
what is my skull shape bros?
got that weird bump at the back of skull
yes I am retarded
That bump is where you store your magical powers. Your life is about to take a turn for the amazing.
I can't become a wizard, I have been seduced by succubi
It can only be a vestigial organ
Kek bro beat me
to it with the pic
I have a cro magnon head, my skull is huge but I have the face of the warrior skull. Autism physiognomy
That is so, so wrong. No wonder all you morons with small skulls seethe.
You look good op idk why you'd have issues getting a gf
Let me guess, you have zero social skills.
How much money do you make?
I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl
i am way more ugly with a worse chin and get girls. you need to social max next.
have you tried lifting and actually talking with women?
that takes work incels want the easy route
Hair looks bad
Youre a virgin because you are the type of person to focus on lookism shit and not even be able to tell if you look good. This means your whole personality is likely fake. I bet you have no/bad personality.
If you can't get laid
1. You are shooting too high
2. You are fucking boring bro
Btw you have totally the wrong head shape for that haircut and you went to a bad barber/it was executed poorly
What were you thinking lol, the advice to be yourself was real bro
>just be yourself bro
I bet that guy has been laid
And yes fuck your pic actually, crab bucket moron monkey shit
You think OP is doing a better job looking like fucking Neville longbottom
>just be yourself bro
Literally nothing wrong with this guy's looks
You have bought into self defeating philosophy
>Literally nothing wrong with this guy's looks
dishonest lying prick
i hear this all the time "you are boring", "you have bad personality" blah blah. I mean i dont hear it myself but read those buzzwords on imageboards all the time as reasons for incelism. Still dont know what it means. If all my interests are solitary - like lifting, reading, creative writing it means that i am boring and with bad personality. If i am not charming and dont care about smalltalk i have bad personality? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
It's pretty simple - people want a certain "product" and are pissed if others do not live up to their cunty expectations.
>29 yo
>zoomer haircut
>no beard
Lmao I face mog you and I'm only 21
Don't pay attention to the beard, I trimmed it and it's much better now
get on minox and grow a beard (i had nothing before and girls love it) and stop doing zoomer haircuts, gay. just ask for a military cut
also, i mog both of u
you look like a streetshitter, sorry bro
beardlets
It works, I had nothing on my face and now I have a full beard, used minox for 1 year. It's usually fuller but that pic was clean shaved and my phone sucks. That was from 5 years ago. I'm going back into it for another 6 months to fill some missing spots. If you have a weak jawline/chin it's definitely worth it since you can hide it and fraud with a good barber.
street shitter as fuck, they mog you by default by being whiter than you
You look like a paki rapist
>Minox
Does this really work? Google tells me it doesn't
Minox absolutely does work for hair growth.
go on youtube, there's countless of people who have posted their journey. It does work and I know that for a fact because I got my beard thay way.
Beard looks like shit. Need to fill in top on sides.
>"no beard"
>face mog
>"don't pay attention to the beard"
>literally all the only visible features of his face are an ear and some forehead
>everything else is covered by hair or beard
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Cope more beardlet
Imagine being above 18 and not having a beard hahahah
Also for the
>>"don't pay attention to the beard"
It's because in this pic it looks like shit and I'm aware, hadn't trimmed it in 5 months when I took it
>get on minox
I will never respect those who used minox to grow a beard
Either you have one or you don't
>t.
>Posting pictures of yourself on social media
This man is feminine
Bet you wipe your ass, fruit boy.
>everything else is covered by hair or beard
and women love it gay
You sound like you're overcompensating for small arms and a small dick, bruvski.
You're on the same incel tier as OP.
Digits and op dies.
The top mop is too long on the sides and the back should be shorter. You're making your head look weirder. It will look alright in a couple weeks or so.
grow some fucking balls and stop giving a shit retard
you can looks maxx etc all you want, but you actually have to make an effort to speak to women too
Norwood 5 bros, what do? I don't want to look like a Funko Pop collector.
Should I take the Varg cut? I already have a long beard.
how to deal with balding unleases IST's most gay-catty behavior.
Whatever makes you feel most at ease. anxiety about balding is like a bad smell
>beard
nice, problem solved, you just do the chad embrace: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIsXq5CI9Ak
>An entire YT channel dedicated to hairlets
?t=191
This guy has exactly the same beard as me, but my hair is more wavy. Shaving it is. I don't really care that much about my hair anyway. All it did was serve as a sunscreen to keep my head from getting burned.
that's the spirit
Bald with beard is ultra woman repellant
At Norwood 5, you can either medicine+transplantmaxx or shave it off, there is no in between.
Whenever I hit the gym with my gf, we spend the time resting between sets finding incels and debating what makes them into such visible gymcels.
I obviously do not see you in your entirety, but my money is either on your eyes or your gaze. They're either filled with an indescribable sadness which metamorphosed into a mix of self-hate and absolute desperation OR you have the thousand nut stare. The fact that you yearn for a woman's touch can be seen and smelled from a mile away and unless you find someone equally as desperate, willing to get it on with virtually anyone, you will not find true happiness.
Some other dead giveaways are posture and, what she is exceptionally good at noticing, subtle mouth breathing. Just on the brink of retardation, yet oddly enough, visibly emotionally detached.
No matter what you do for a living, how much you train and what new and fashionable way you styled your hair and beard in, if you lack confidence, self-esteem and a feeling of self-worth, you will forever remain an incel.
This isn't to berate (You), this is a wake up call.
>Whenever I hit the gym with my gf, we spend the time resting between sets finding incels and debating what makes them into such visible gymcels.
>Whenever I hit the gym with my gf
cuck
Op has elongated gay alien skull and got haircut that makes his head even longer
Just accept the fact enthropy lead you to have no gf. I am in your same boat, I see plenty of uglier and more autistic men than me having girls. Meet more girls to increase your random chances, I guess it's the only thing left to do
First thing for op to do is buy a wahl and buzz his head
That too, but his haircut is not the reason he never had a woman. Most probably there is no reason at all unless he already rejected some girls.
Your problem is definitely due to your personality or most probably you not approaching women. But you seem to be looking for tips on how to look better so here you go:
grow out your hair and keep it longer
hair is too greasy
use moisturizer, sunscreen and tretinoin for your skin
shave more often
prime example of gay alien
>not having long hair like conan or shaving it off like some gopnic
"Fades" are a minority haircut
As in - morons and pakis get them
Some whites do, but theyre usually working class so they count as morons too
sadly this nowadays, I like the freshness of the fade but everyone who gets them are lower class so I grew mine out over a year, currently at shoulder length, I do miss how easy it was to wash though, done in 10 minutes
yeah longer hair would look better on you anyway since your face is longer
people have said that, balances it out, cant be arsed going bald though, balding statistics are spooky, thankfully I've autistically scanned mine since 16 and its not gone anywhere...yet
10 minutes? It takes 20 sec to wash that hair
full shower tho, including time to mong out under the water
Fade looks good on you, big guy.
accurate
get rid of the zoomer haircut and do neck curls
>just bring a picture to show to the barber bro
Left guy looks stupid also.
Fucking kek. And yeah I hate when they do a "line up" on a fade.
Crop cuts only look good on some dudes. Most guys should just do a medium fade and slick their hair back or to the side
>t. Barber
Not to say all those things won’t help you stand out and become a more suitable partner, but the only thing you’re missing now is social skills. That is pretty much the most important thing of all the stuff you listed. I’ve seen some straight ogres pull beautiful women, and absolute Gigachads fumble with females. If you’re good at talking and making girls laugh, you go from a 6 to a 9. Doing all the things you just listed could bump you from a 7 to a 10 if you are good at talking to girls.
Grow out your hair dork ahh bro
>Another episode of whiteboys who are literally blessed with androgynous and prettyboy features try overly masculine haircuts
This. Listen to
looks don't matter nearly as much as you retards think it does. especially when you approach 30 and women are starting to want to settle down more. you gotta
>by decently well read
>up to date on current events without having retarded edgy opinions
>make people laugh
>have a respectable career
>at least one hobby you're actually good at
>be kind to people she interacts with
>have other men respect you
I’d rather die then act like that
you should probably kys then
nta, but yeah. I'd rather kill myself than be a fool dancing on the strings held by those big hoes.
what part of that makes you a fool?
him not being himself and putting on a mask just to get some vag
if "yourself" is a loser then you need to improve yourself until you are not a loser anymore. no need to fake anything.
The whole checklist thing. I'd be fine with anything being expected of me, really. But only if females followed suit. Most females today are white morons. Tattooed, pierced, used up, thick as a brick, influenced by social media (haHAA). I legit had a fight with my last gf over trans rights. I didn't even pull some 4chan shit. Try to put that for females on your checklist
>not being retarded
Sure, Jeffrey Bezos. I should just man up. Then I'll be drowning in pussy of high quality female suitors, same as you.
>only if females followed suit
you know you're allowed to have standards right?
I have all of that and I never even kissed
nah. if you did you would have. maybe you should take a long hard look at yourself and think about how others perceive you.
>by decently well read
No woman worth having cares about that honestly.
>up to date on current events without having retarded edgy opinions
No one cares about whether you're "up to date".
>make people laugh
Legit
>have a respectable career
Helps, but actually it's money that you need.
>at least one hobby you're actually good at
Literally no one cares unless it happens that they're obsessed too.
>be kind to people she interacts with
Yeah I guess if you want to serve as an old woman's doormat that a good strategy.
>have other men respect you
That actually helps
>by decently well read
99% of women think reading Harry Potter means being well read. Stopped reading here because I'm sure the rest is equally as retarded.
>didn't read the post
Now who isn't well read lmao lol
You will always be a cuck.
The couples that I have met where there seems to be balance and attraction all had partners that both were on a (nearly) equal level of looks. The couples where the woman went for "grounded lad" had a female who would permanently diss her partner in a sublte way. Sooner or later these gals will have a fuckbuddy that is equal or above in looks on the side - why shouldn't she?
if you're approaching 30 and dating women that are also approaching 30 you're a fucking cuck
>calls other retards
>dates 30yo leftover roasties at his peak age
Tip top kek you are either extremely ugly or extremely low iq or both
Some % of women are interested you just have to approach them
Pick a few bars/clubs you’re willing to take humility in, fail fail fail until you learn something
When you feel you’re ready pick a serious bar/club and execute like you’ve never failed before
>it ain’t about how many times you get knocked down, it’s about how many times you stand up
Second shot, since the thread is still up.
Digits and op dies.
honestly just talk to every girl you meet eventually you will find a girl who likes your ugly ass worked for me and i got to fugg a bunch of them along the way
You have that gay retard alien skull
You didn't socialmaxx, retard.
Even if you become an 8/10, you still have to be the one to approach women. Looksmaxxing only increases your response rate.
thats not a haircut for you bro, lose the fringe, gel it upwards...and even so, you need to be confident first and foremost - if women sense insecurity in a man thats a huge turn off..at least fake it (till you make it)
Your haircut looks retarded and your grandfathers are looking at you with disgust.
pretty decent tbh not IST material but I can't say that about myself either.
Nothing is physically wrong with you, it's about you not going out. There ought to be some woman who is not insanely ugly that would data you.
I don't know what your strike range is and your level of maturity but you could try for early 20 year olds and tell them you're 25 or smt. This might not be the most ethical advice but lying works very well when you're looking for one night stands.
Ditch the hitlerjugend cut and grow a beard and you might get laid
Having sex is so good. Being so close to your girlfriend and her just being pleasured by your muscles and big cock.
Seethe you virgin, get some bitches
>get some bitches
if only
Dude you didn't complete the look, you're one small moustache away from perfection.
>turn yourself into a knock off chester Bennington
>>wow why do people not like the early 2000s emo tryhard look?
Wow try hard is the best fucking description. Just go where other tryhards go too also.
Neeto it‘s your mental illness, not your looks.
There‘s a lot of guys who look way worse than you with gfs and wives.
They tend to be neurotypical and easy-going though. You on the other hand are neurotic asf and just weird in general.
It‘s your brain that‘s ugly.
So how does a non neurotypical person become neurotypical? Is that even possible or can he just fake pretend while still being neurotypical?
Because if that's the case then I'll rather just die a kissless virgin
>Because if that's the case then I'll rather just die a kissless virgin
Ok bye
I'm not going away just because I might die as a kissless virgin lol
No you answered your own question. So bye
I'm not going anywhere my dear phoneposting friend
You are being low IQ. K bye
>waah waah wahh blackpill plackpill blackpill
How many women have you tried talking to before coming here to cry?
Doubles and OP dies.
If WAGMI then why aren't you helping the robot? They are apart of we aren't they?
not helping blackpillers who tell me to ldar
happy to help if he changes his outlook
simple as
>happy to help if he changes his outlook
simple as
Not if you hang him
I talk to women nearly every single day. I have no problem talking to women or pretty much anyone, the issue is in getting anywhere past mere talking
>talking to women
>liking women
>not hating women
>not liking men
>thinking about women ever
>remembering women exist
>wanting sex with a woman ever
found the problem
GENOCIDE ALL WOMEN
why is it always incel gays that have the cgi chad jpgs?
Woman won't approach you unless you're an 8, 9, 10.
You have to make the first move, man, and improve your social skills and get out there.
Which fragrance do you use?
>still looks like a dysgenic and gay incel
OP it's over
There is absolutely no way a man gets to 29 years old and has not had sex at least once, I refuse to believe this is possible.
>Get another haircut
>go outside and talk to women
>add neck exercises to your routine
Report back next week after doing these things OP. Id add stop being a demoralized gay to the list too but baby steps.
>Get another haircut
which one?
get the black beard
it will save you
>dirty room
>greasy hair
>pale skin
You’re ugly inside and your life is vapid and boring.
Women can sense that shit from a mile away.
Management consultants are worthless as it is amd this bitch works at Deloitte...
t. management consultant
>Why are morons on IST feeling personally offended by one of the most basic and universal haircuts that makes most men look their best?
can you show me one, I'm going to the barber soon.
Just get a classic fade that will look good even when your hair is messy.
Don't be shy about telling the barber to hold up for a moment and play with your hair when he asks if the cut is alright.
currently looking like this, but i'm kinda tired of styling it, and I don't know if I should grow it. Thanks for the pic.
Good,grow it out longer and then ask for the barber to only cut the back and trim a bit the middle-back part.
>Got the haircut
girls like a bit rough at 29 mate. Can't have the zoomer fresh fade. You look pretty good, maybe just go with a more natural hairstyle. As always, just walk up to her and be yourself.
The real trick is to get every dating all app, pay for unlimited swipes on everything and like absolutely everyone and anyone you find attractive and make dates.
t. Went on 30 dates over a year then found the love of my life been happy for 4 years.
>girls like a bit rough at 29 mate
Yeah but who gives a fuck about 29 year old roasties. All about that 18-22 yo pussy.
You don't even get what I mean. Maybe I worded it poorly but girls like you to look your age is more appropriate. It's pretty obvious with what I said about hair etc. I never said "you need to pull 29 year olds" I said "girls like a bit of rough at 29" as in, you should look your age.
This, who the fuck puts all that effort just to get a crumb of old used up 30 year old pussy?
Just accept yourself and start dating boys zoom zoom
Just get Tinder. I'm uglier than you but women make a first move on me. Only ugly ones do though. Pain
Would it kill you too smile
Post the same pic with a bit of a grin and it's 5x better
You have a weak chin
Get a beard and a tan and u go from 5 to 7 depending on ur eyes
>bro you need to look like Jim Carrey from me myself and Irene, trust me
>my fellow NEET retards on looksmaxxing forums have determined you need 6 additional cm of protection with no formal training in aesthetics or oral surgery
Can you gays just die from some botched filler job in Mexico already
Idk what u rambling about Idk ur Hollywood characters my consoomer npc fren
Fact is he has a shitty chin and it's easily fixable with a beard, not surgery
His chin's fine. Beards are for gays.
He literally has zero chin and an underbite
His zoomer haircut and shaven face makes him look like shit which wouldnt be the case otherwise
Just giving the lad some ideas to improve
You're going to give him BDD lol. We haven't even seen a frontal of this dude. He hasn't given enough information to get real advice.
Next thing you know he's going to get a chin implant and bog himself.
>advise him for beard and other haircut
>BRB getting chin implant
So he can't grow a beard. What then lol?
then he joins looksmaxx.org is told beards are cope anyway and gets killed by that Indian meme jaw surgeon who does bimax for 500 bucks
>literally has zero chin
His chin is decent you lookism schizo. He just has several other not great features. Get a beard has always been stupid advice regardless.
You don't know what makes a chin good or bad. If I asked you to give him a better chin you wouldn't be able to. Someone in this thread already tried and it looks shit. Not everything is based on imaginary incel lines and numbers.
OP have you tried online dating? Feels like everyone shits on it, but in my life I have always had a good experience. When I broke up with my last gf I had 4-5 prospects a few months later and ultimately chose my favorite to be my next gf. I would not call myself particularly attractive although sometimes people tell me I am. I also struggle with my self-esteem, AND I even sometimes accidentally say ISTy shit around IRL people. Surely if I can do ok for myself, anyone can.
Actually, the problem with dating is it’s damn expensive. I decided to choose one eventually because holy fuck was I running myself dry. You do have a job, right?
>Literally gay alien skull
Your heads have is non white.
You have some Neanderthal ancestor.
What is with this Elliot Rodger "girls will flock to me if I just have X" expectations?
You have to show interest, learn to flirt. Good looks may open the door to conversation or get more swipes but you still have to be interesting.
I know ripped dudes who can't get laid because their social skills are to send links to dick pics to girls on tinder
long philtrum plus smol mouth. quintessential chudcel feature. i cant believe nobody has noticed it yet.
Socially adjusted fat men are having sex,let that sink in...
not with stacies though