GuerrillaMaxxing

Why aren't you future war guerrillamaxxing?
>1000 calories or under everyday with random fastings
>eating whatever you can
>dressing like a homeless person
>only essential bodyweight exercises
>constantly running around
>not having money
>living in the wilderness, not really trad farming just trying to survive
>extreme confused and disdain for modernism
>cut your hair with a knife
>pain tolerance testing
>sleep seven hours a week

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I’m at a point in my life that may require something this extreme

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fucking do it, just bodyweight exercises, grip strength training, cat-like mobility, and decent strength to protect yourself

      you dont need to eat a lot, just keep up protein

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I want to live. He's looked great in The Terminator, though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looked great because he did routine above.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Props to the stunt man who jumped several feet down naked onto concrete for this scene.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      props to the stunt man that got fused into a fire escape in the screenplay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do zoomers like to give these faggy props or shout outs? Is it for likes? I bet you do it for yourself. Not to pay respects

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I hope a huge apocalyptic event happens and western societies fall into chaos and anarchy…I so much wish to live in a mad max world. Don’t care how long I get to survive

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope it's something like Red Dawn but it's a civil war and barter and trade is brought back.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would also like to see America fall.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish Yellowstone erupts or something like terminator does happen. A massive intelligence take over and cybernetic war machines take over and cause incredible destruction from a malfunction that sees all biological living things as a threat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to be the first one to regret that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i regret nothing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let’s see

        Regret that a society hates me for being white cis gender straight male falls…regret that a society lets drag queens talk in kindergartens about how it’s normal to take it up your ass and how there are no genders. Regret that a society where 18 year old sluts make more money posting cringy videos on tik tok will make in a week than everyone ITT makes in a year, will collapse. Regret the fall of a society rejected me because I didn’t take an expiremental shot that nobody would take the responsibility for it, yet I was irresponsible for not taking it.

        Yeah I will pretty much regret hoping this society gets destroyed. I don’t give a fuck if I was the first to die, all I want is this clowns world burns

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Become trans and win at life. Start by posting bussy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically we could see food riots within a year.
      Resources will become very scare, and there won't be enough discipline or trust left in society to keep it all together.

      Hope you guys are ready. Kyle Reese mode will be ideal.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it'd be comfy to have a homestead with some sheep in the Appalachia or Montana with hundreds of acres of nothingness where you are the only one who knows the land.

        Let’s see

        Regret that a society hates me for being white cis gender straight male falls…regret that a society lets drag queens talk in kindergartens about how it’s normal to take it up your ass and how there are no genders. Regret that a society where 18 year old sluts make more money posting cringy videos on tik tok will make in a week than everyone ITT makes in a year, will collapse. Regret the fall of a society rejected me because I didn’t take an expiremental shot that nobody would take the responsibility for it, yet I was irresponsible for not taking it.

        Yeah I will pretty much regret hoping this society gets destroyed. I don’t give a fuck if I was the first to die, all I want is this clowns world burns

        No one says that.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viable

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > ACCELERATE

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>1000 calories or under everyday with random fastings

    that's not how you guerrillamax. You want to eat 3000-4000 calories per day to build up your fat reserves. Then when the famines hit, you'll be 100+lbs overweight and you'll be able to go days, weeks, perhaps even months without eating food.

    There was a study in the 60s where they had a 400lb dude and they just gave him water and electrolytes for a whole year and he lost over 200lbs but was otherwise healthy.

    The irony is going to be that if we hit a true shit hit the fan scenario, the morbidly obese who are in isolated areas are going to fare better than most. Obese in the cities will be some of the first to be slaughtered, but the 350lb man sitting on his 100acre property 300 miles from the nearest population center? He'll be doing just fine

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terminator: Resistance was a fucking phenomenal game for people who actually love the classic series

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