Guys I accidentally stole a towel from my gym. what do i do? Im scared. Im not tough enough for jail.
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Guys I accidentally stole a towel from my gym. what do i do? Im scared. Im not tough enough for jail.
Guys I accidentally stole a towel from my gym. what do i do? Im scared. Im not tough enough for jail.
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CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
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i dont think it has a tracker on it
Imagine how many strangers asscracks and ballsacks that thing has touched. Disgusting
they use bleach (you can smell it)
Doesn't matter. Touching something that's touched another male's genitals makes you gay
I was trying on underwear at the store this weekend and I thought about how many other men's junk had touched those things.
It's over you have been defiled and need to have a nice day
You
>are touching your underwear
>which is touching your pants
>which are touching your chair
>which are touching the floor of your room
>which is touching the foundation of your house
>which is touching the ground
>which is touching the foundation of my house
>which is touching the floor of my room
>which is touching my chair
>which is touching my shorts
>which are touching my underwear
>which is touching my wiener
and so ur gay, and also please keep going because I am about to bust
The amount of men that don’t wash their hands after touching their penis is immeasurable. Chances you touch multiple things daily that have been touched by another man’s piss hands is massive
Do you actually go into the bathroom and piss all over your hands? Because I don't. I don't know anyone walking around with "piss hands".
No, but other men absolutely do. You must be a woman if you don’t notice the massive piss puddles on the ground under urinals.
do you also not wipe your ass because touching your butt is gay?
h-hot
new cum rag
It's over. don't drop the soap man
Ive stolen a jump rope, some elastic bands, climbing chalk, some towels, and someone's headphones. Only felt bad about the headphones, the rest is corporate property so who cares?
I have accidentally stolen several towels from 24 hour fitness. They no longer offer towels at any locations.
The date is november 27th 2015. I have just taken my 10th towel from planet fitness. I love the soft caress of a freshly stolen towel against my cheek. I didn't choose to be like this; I was born this way.
FBI will kick in your door any minute
>fbi kicks down my door
>finds my stash of creatine
its all over boys. we had a good run.