Yeah bro, I would pound the right one harder while I have the one on the left abused hard with her booty in my face because the loose blonde meme falls when you carefully look at the face of left and realize she's a super prostitute, so my wiener needs to corrupt the blonde whilst I abuse the prostitute because madonna prostitute is a meme that was made real via the collective consciousness of man, also Heidegger is a fgt pusy and I'd kick his ass
Actually though, I have this problem. I've squatted for a year now, and my shorts keep splitting at the back pocket. What are some good shorts that don't get wrecked by me squatting?
Have you been on a bulk? That probably has a lot to do with it.
I have a pair of jeans that I bought after I got my noob gains a few years back. Fast forward to April of this year and I was 70 lbs heavier. I could barely button them. Now that I've gone on a responsible cut and lost 20 lbs of fat, I can fit in them again. Try to cut while hitting high protein macros and doing lots of cardio and you'll keep the muscle while fitting in your clothes again.
I used to buy large or extra large underwear. These days I not only have to go for 2xl but I have to be careful to pick the right kind of 2xl because many of the 2xl (eg. jersey) won't fit. I would go for 3xl if they had it. And it's not because I'm getting fat, I'm not even in overweight BMI category.
They could lose some weight.
i would have sex with these ladies if you know what I mean
WTF u saying?
you're one of them mysterious types aren't ya?
???
What did he mean by this
someone get some detectives on this case
Why the frick is everybody so cryptic on this board
>>>/x/
It's like im discovering ancient Aztec writings. Its all incomprehensible
Great, another thinly veiled racist comment.
what does this MEAN
I'll never understand what the ancient Egyptians meant when they said such cryptic things as this
Fricking schizo take meds and repost what you meant to say
What? Did you have a stroke mid sentance?
what the frick are you saying
any PhDs in this thread who can figure this out?
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We'll need some enigma code tier breaking skills to crack this one, by God, the fate of the free world depends on it gentlemen
You mean sax, right? You're a blues artist?
IST is predominantly english speakers, can you please translate before posting
Why is IST full of fricking homosexualS lately
Stop speaking in tongues you esoteric frick, what do you MEAN?!
I can’t decipher this riddle at all
kek'd out loud, have another (you) kind stranger.
???
Can someone translate?
Am skinny and buy all my pants larger that I need just in case I start lifting.
I am an ESL. Is that some kind of dance?
huh ?
Speak English doc, we ain't scientists
i had to use ChatGPT and i still dont get it
I am ESL, can anyone explain?
what
Please elaborate anon.
Yeah bro, I would pound the right one harder while I have the one on the left abused hard with her booty in my face because the loose blonde meme falls when you carefully look at the face of left and realize she's a super prostitute, so my wiener needs to corrupt the blonde whilst I abuse the prostitute because madonna prostitute is a meme that was made real via the collective consciousness of man, also Heidegger is a fgt pusy and I'd kick his ass
Wdym?
I don't get it
the girl on the left is beautiful and seeing this image of her whoring is sad.
she has kind of a typical prostitute face
They shit with those asses.
yes, into my mouth
Actually though, I have this problem. I've squatted for a year now, and my shorts keep splitting at the back pocket. What are some good shorts that don't get wrecked by me squatting?
Have you been on a bulk? That probably has a lot to do with it.
I have a pair of jeans that I bought after I got my noob gains a few years back. Fast forward to April of this year and I was 70 lbs heavier. I could barely button them. Now that I've gone on a responsible cut and lost 20 lbs of fat, I can fit in them again. Try to cut while hitting high protein macros and doing lots of cardio and you'll keep the muscle while fitting in your clothes again.
And to think... I hesitated
I would like to spank the one on the left
Based reference
what is this behavior?
loose behaviour
this is just incredible, like staring at old art in the thinker pose
bro same, all my jeans are like skinny jeans now
my thighs are getting too big
I used to buy large or extra large underwear. These days I not only have to go for 2xl but I have to be careful to pick the right kind of 2xl because many of the 2xl (eg. jersey) won't fit. I would go for 3xl if they had it. And it's not because I'm getting fat, I'm not even in overweight BMI category.
I don't like big asses and I don't like instathots with make up thickly painted onto their faces
Sauce?
I'm gonna need you to repeat that. I don't know what you're saying, sorry.
Posting women on IST is off-topic and not allowed
I've been bulking/squatting/deadlifting a ton the last few months and ngl I'm thick AF gotta buy new jeans
Sorry to be cryptic, but I want those two to press their asscheeks together while I hotdog both of them, if you know what I mean.
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LONG CAT IS LONG
IM UPBASING EVERY POST ITT
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