Few years ago i went to gym in 5 morning January 1.
I was the first visitor and it was cool as frick.
Cute administration girl looked at me like im some psycho, turned on all the lights in the gym and mirin me while i pumped arms.
One of the best workouts i ever had.
>Frick around hogging machines and weights for an hour >Do meme bullshit with zero form to speak of >Don't even break a sweat >Spend the next week jerking each other off about how you're all so jacked from the gym >Accept zero pointers because they're a bunch of homosexual zoomers >Some dumbass boomer crawls over a mile of broken glass to simp for them because "at least they're in the gym"
If you guys ever feel moronic, I have a well kitted-out home gym; stands, ajustable bench, multiple barbells, 300+kg in olympic plates, a plate loaded pull-down machine, pull up bar, dip stands, paralettes, ajustable dumbells and a variety of grip training equipment.
More than enough for a full body workout.
And guess what?
I have yet to do a single workout.
The perfect environment to begin and I simply havent, I even know all the anatomy and theory.
No idea, I think I didnt want to start until I knew I wouldnt encounter an equipment defecit? I studied biology etc so its not a knowledge issue either.
I just can't start for some reason.
11 months ago
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Go do 5 reps of something right now. It will feel unsatisfactory and you'll do some more, now or later. In any case there is no god damn way you can make up an excuse not to do five fricking reps in your own home.
No idea, I think I didnt want to start until I knew I wouldnt encounter an equipment defecit? I studied biology etc so its not a knowledge issue either.
I just can't start for some reason.
>tfw no autistic dyel neighboor with unused gym full of paypig brand equipment
>at least they're becoming your competitors
Lol no. I discourage anyone and everyone from lifting. Why the frick would I want to saturate the pool of Top Dogs and Alpha Males? So I have to work even harder to remain in the 1%? No frickin thanks. I do not want anyone else to succeed.
>more zoomer girl ass to stare at >more people for me to mog >never have to wait for equipment because I can always work in (I don't ask to work in, I just tell people that I'm going to)
what's not to like?
Good point, too many teens are going to the gym without any real reason other than "muh popularity." I had a fat friend get buck at the gym, likely for the girls. Got with the hot girl of the grade, but broke up after two weeks lol. Given he wanted all photos of him pre-bunk deleted I assume he had a complex, probably the best motivator for working out.
I don't get it. Don't these kids have gyms in their middle and high schools? If I still had access to my MS, HS, or college gym I wouldn't be paying to go to a shitty corpo gym.
Kek, Crocs trend was invented by Kanye west, right?
He's wearing bullet proof vests and bare foot water socks, can't wait to see zoomers going to the gym with that shit.
Which is why I switched to 4am years ago
>gym on new years
Few years ago i went to gym in 5 morning January 1.
I was the first visitor and it was cool as frick.
Cute administration girl looked at me like im some psycho, turned on all the lights in the gym and mirin me while i pumped arms.
One of the best workouts i ever had.
good afternoon sirs
>gym after nearby middleschool ends for the day
I hate those little shits
>school summer break in 2 weeks
Frick
At least they're getting into lifting instead of estrogen and communism like the rest of their generation.
>Frick around hogging machines and weights for an hour
>Do meme bullshit with zero form to speak of
>Don't even break a sweat
>Spend the next week jerking each other off about how you're all so jacked from the gym
>Accept zero pointers because they're a bunch of homosexual zoomers
>Some dumbass boomer crawls over a mile of broken glass to simp for them because "at least they're in the gym"
Not my problem, I lift at home.
If you guys ever feel moronic, I have a well kitted-out home gym; stands, ajustable bench, multiple barbells, 300+kg in olympic plates, a plate loaded pull-down machine, pull up bar, dip stands, paralettes, ajustable dumbells and a variety of grip training equipment.
More than enough for a full body workout.
And guess what?
I have yet to do a single workout.
The perfect environment to begin and I simply havent, I even know all the anatomy and theory.
Why?
No idea, I think I didnt want to start until I knew I wouldnt encounter an equipment defecit? I studied biology etc so its not a knowledge issue either.
I just can't start for some reason.
Go do 5 reps of something right now. It will feel unsatisfactory and you'll do some more, now or later. In any case there is no god damn way you can make up an excuse not to do five fricking reps in your own home.
>tfw no autistic dyel neighboor with unused gym full of paypig brand equipment
>"at least they're in the gym"
yes
did you want them at home browsing IST, browsing discord and pinning estrogen, you fricking homosexual?
I love how it’s always a false dichotomy. They could be riding their bike, swimming or running. There’s lots of good stuff to do at that age.
Itd be better for them to do body weight stuff if they feel like strength training. Gyms should not let in people that young.
>Gyms should not let in people that young.
if accompanied by a good personal trainer then I dont care
>at least they're becoming your competitors
Lol no. I discourage anyone and everyone from lifting. Why the frick would I want to saturate the pool of Top Dogs and Alpha Males? So I have to work even harder to remain in the 1%? No frickin thanks. I do not want anyone else to succeed.
friday morning was already packed with kids
wtf homie school used to last til the 23rd or 24th
I don't know why this pic is so fricking funny
this is why I go to a gym thats 200 euros/month
>no minorities
>no teenagers
>no queues
>tons of attractive sloots
I want to be rich enough to afford equinox or have a home gym
>none of them are doing meme exercises
>none of them are fat
>none of them are on their phones hogging the equipment
What's your problem gay
YES
Okay that’s a middle schooler I can get behind
And thrust
IYKWIM
That account doesn't even exist wtf.
she got banned but i saved all the good stuff
Sadface. New account?
>more zoomer girl ass to stare at
>more people for me to mog
>never have to wait for equipment because I can always work in (I don't ask to work in, I just tell people that I'm going to)
what's not to like?
>I don't ask to work in, I just tell people that I'm going to
If you'd done that to me, boy. Oh Lord, then there would be hell to pay.
Good point, too many teens are going to the gym without any real reason other than "muh popularity." I had a fat friend get buck at the gym, likely for the girls. Got with the hot girl of the grade, but broke up after two weeks lol. Given he wanted all photos of him pre-bunk deleted I assume he had a complex, probably the best motivator for working out.
My gym doesn't allow anyone that wears jeans or sandals
>not working out in wranglers
ngmi
Clever way to ban pajeets
I always go around noon. So many bunnies, milfs, and chill boomer/cop bros.
>gym after 7pm
I don't get it. Don't these kids have gyms in their middle and high schools? If I still had access to my MS, HS, or college gym I wouldn't be paying to go to a shitty corpo gym.
UK gyms often have a policy of no people under the age of 16/18
Best.
Gym.
Ever.
Kek, Crocs trend was invented by Kanye west, right?
He's wearing bullet proof vests and bare foot water socks, can't wait to see zoomers going to the gym with that shit.
can someone post that wojack meme of the zoomers in the gym listening to young nig and repeating "bussin" and "cap"?