"Gym behavioral rules and etiquette". Have they got out of control for any of you guys?

"Gym behavioral rules and etiquette"

Have they got out of control for any of you guys?

As a handsome 40 something older guy, I remember 20 years ago when you could have a bit of a giggle at the gym. Nobody took things so seriously.

On Saturday afternoon, 20 year old me came into play. I saw 2 girls, they were teens. I would like to say 17 but maybe 14. IDEA!

Licked my pinkie, approached one of them from behind, stuck it in her ear and shouted WET WILLY!!

I thought she would laugh, call me a goofball. But no. She screamed. And I mean SCREAMED. She was shaking and trembling, the staff pretty much threatened to ban me.

Is this normal now? Are gyms ultra restricted in fun?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My sister gave me a wet willy the other day in front of my dad

    • 4 months ago
      Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

      Bretty based sister. Hope you felt shame from it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it That is the most shameful thing about it.
        Now when I jerk off I use my free hand to give myself wet willies, but its just not the same. Next gf I have I will ask her to give me wet willies while we frick.

        My stomach is full of butterflies just thinking about all this

        • 4 months ago
          Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

          I hope you're the 42 year old son of older parents, who many years later, it's a miracle! Had another child, and she is 12. 12 year old sister wet willys her 42 year old brother.

          Say it is so!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am 32 and my sister is also 32. We are twins.

            When we were younger we explored our bodies together for s few years, which when you're full of hormones and living together is kinda normal and understandable. Now we're older and have had normal relationships with other people but some part of me wonders if we could spend another night together

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >twins
              >wet willy
              You know what you must do.
              Wet willy her back in both ears and then have sloppy babymaking sex with her :3

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    get off of this board you stupid homosexual
    i hated browsing IST because of you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cecil is literally the best active IST trip and probably in at least the top 5 historical IST trips.
      he makes you c**ts mad because you call him ugly and it doesn't stop him from posting his face.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cecil is literally the best active IST trip and probably in at least the top 5 historical IST trips.
      he makes you c**ts mad because you call him ugly and it doesn't stop him from posting his face.

      LSDanon was the only good IST trip

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And now I hate browsing IST since he started migrating here and posting his repulsive subhumanity

      • 4 months ago
        Cessy Poo

        OH HE MAD!

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >as a handsome 40 something older guy
    How was your 49th birthday?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got kicked from a gym for using chalk
    in my defense who carpets a gym

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >40 something year old man gives a young teenager that he doesn't know a wet willy
    have you ever been tested?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie, how is it that everything you post is pure coal? are you some kind of moron? retire your trip and never post here again.
    there is no fricking way you are handsome, btw

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn that’s one ugly ass homosexual lol

    • 4 months ago
      Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

      >Damn that’s one ugly ass homosexual lol

      Bullshit to you.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that whole gay story
    that's cool how much can you press over your head?

    • 4 months ago
      Cecelia Drakensang In Seattle

      18kg. Now what pheggot?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pheggot
        you can write "homosexual" here, anon. It's not against the rules.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >20 years ago when you could have a bit of a giggle at the gym. Nobody took things so seriously.
    This applies to everything these days. Can't make jokes without some melanin-challenged person or a troon getting so upset they will ruin your life over it.
    90s and early 2000s were a magical time.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bullying a young teen girl
    This is weird but has anyone had the OPPOSITE interaction?
    >a regular at specific gym
    >thick,solid,tight but more an athletic body as opposed to bodybuilder
    >out of nowhere a real short latina shows up, body and face seems young too young but she's actually working out and not doing meme shit
    >pretty impressed as she's pretty strong for how she looks
    >notice her staring me down as i'm using the assisted dip/chinup machine
    >finish up, wipe it off then walk away and immediately notice her beeline towards it
    >give her space but notice immediately she doesn't know how to use it and struggling to the point she's starting to look around
    >walk up and ask if she needs help
    >immediately smiles and thanks me
    >FF to now
    >constantly shoves into me , pushes me, punches me, steals weights from me, rolls dummbells away from me
    I think she scared herself when she ran into the elevator as it was closing and again started play fighting with me then i THINK her hand slipped from her arm and fell forward and like hugged me. After that she avoided me the entire time. I'm not worried as I doubt she'll make it to Spring Break.

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