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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did jesus mean by this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus furry confirmed

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isaiah 6:8 New International Version (NIV)
    Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?” And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Random

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It literally means God is searching for warriors and you have to accept your fate or shrink from it. How is that random

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t use the NIV, it’s a translation based on corrupted Greek manuscripts. Use KJV or GNV

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >muh KJV
            it's hilarious to me that people are still like this. the other guy is basically right btw the verse is about the prophet accepting God's eagerly. and the KJV translation does not change the meaning in any way

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            im catholic, so no. KJV is literal garbage

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a non-Christian talking about their Bible preferences
              I'll pass

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If not even Catholics are Christians then what the hell do you think that makes you, as a Protestant?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                shouldn't you be getting dry ice for the fog machine?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"Anyone who is not against us is for us"
                You should really read that bible of yours you heretic narcissist

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Douay-Rheims. God be with you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            KJV uses the hebrew transcripts which were made 100s of years after St. Jeromes translation...and the israeli manuscripts are actually corrupted

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really a gym quote but Mark 9:40

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A couple from Proverbs

    23:27
    For a harlot is a deep pit
    And an adulterous woman is a narrow well

    Proverbs 21:19
    It is better to live in a desert land
    Than with a contentious and vexing woman.

    I like the last one because I do, in fact, live in a desert lol

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "You can lead a hearse to water but you can't make it sink."

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    job 1:21

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 Corinthians 1:25

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Job 8:17

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Job 2:9

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Purge the church to prove you are

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Austin 3:16

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >checkmate idiot

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have my latest save, I love all of them.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ephesians 6:10-18
    "And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God"

    I enjoy donning my holy armaments to slay the foes of God and protect the righteous.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And he went up from thence unto Beth-el: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >balding manlet brownoid gets bullied by kids, gets his revenge in his fantasy novel

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even christian but that passage is just too funny. Why didn't other people in the bible just summon bears to maul their enemies?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so cringe when ISTners LARP as religious.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who’s larping?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your chapel just got mogged by Catholicism

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is a Catholic chapel you dumbass Black person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you k ow what LARP means? Your pictures proves nothing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      providence or atoms anon, decide

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    John 6:44
    Revelation 2:9 & 3:9

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Timothy 2:12
    I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      It is probably apparent in anyone’s life that authority can really make the women that get it nasty to a ridiculous extent, it also tricks them into shedding their gentle motherly nature.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >silent
      That word in the Hebrew manuscripts translates to "not chatter".

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 Corinthians 12:9-10

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judges 1:19
    >The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had chariots fitted with iron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the Genesis line, chapter 30 something, about God losing a literal wrestling match with Jacob. God, the omniscient all powerful immortal, losing a wrestling match against some random desert hobo. This one’s also good though same supposedly all powerful immortal being losing yet another physical fight in the physical world he supposedly created and has total physical dominion over.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Simon says tie your favorite son Isaac to a rock
        >Now kill him to prove you love me
        >Ah, I didn't say Simon says!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          keeeeek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just so you know what's not what that passage means or says

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I like the Genesis line, chapter 30 something, about God losing a literal wrestling match with Jacob. Jacob wrestled with an angel and mistook it for God. He also lost and had a limp for the rest of his life afterwards.

        Mistaking angels for God is a common theme in the Bible.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything about Samson
    Judges 14:6 At that moment the Spirit of the LORD came powerfully upon him, and he ripped the lion’s jaws apart with his bare hands.

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