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Gym Bible Quotes
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>There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
what did jesus mean by this?
Jesus furry confirmed
Isaiah 6:8 New International Version (NIV)
Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?” And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”
Random
It literally means God is searching for warriors and you have to accept your fate or shrink from it. How is that random
Don’t use the NIV, it’s a translation based on corrupted Greek manuscripts. Use KJV or GNV
>muh KJV
it's hilarious to me that people are still like this. the other guy is basically right btw the verse is about the prophet accepting God's eagerly. and the KJV translation does not change the meaning in any way
im catholic, so no. KJV is literal garbage
>a non-Christian talking about their Bible preferences
I'll pass
If not even Catholics are Christians then what the hell do you think that makes you, as a Protestant?
shouldn't you be getting dry ice for the fog machine?
>"Anyone who is not against us is for us"
You should really read that bible of yours you heretic narcissist
Douay-Rheims. God be with you
KJV uses the hebrew transcripts which were made 100s of years after St. Jeromes translation...and the israeli manuscripts are actually corrupted
Not really a gym quote but Mark 9:40
A couple from Proverbs
23:27
For a harlot is a deep pit
And an adulterous woman is a narrow well
Proverbs 21:19
It is better to live in a desert land
Than with a contentious and vexing woman.
I like the last one because I do, in fact, live in a desert lol
"You can lead a hearse to water but you can't make it sink."
job 1:21
1 Corinthians 1:25
Job 8:17
Job 2:9
Purge the church to prove you are
Austin 3:16
>checkmate idiot
Have my latest save, I love all of them.
Ephesians 6:10-18
"And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God"
I enjoy donning my holy armaments to slay the foes of God and protect the righteous.
>And he went up from thence unto Beth-el: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
>balding manlet brownoid gets bullied by kids, gets his revenge in his fantasy novel
Not even christian but that passage is just too funny. Why didn't other people in the bible just summon bears to maul their enemies?
It's so cringe when ISTners LARP as religious.
Who’s larping?
Your chapel just got mogged by Catholicism
That is a Catholic chapel you dumbass Black person
Do you k ow what LARP means? Your pictures proves nothing
providence or atoms anon, decide
John 6:44
Revelation 2:9 & 3:9
Timothy 2:12
I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.
Based
It is probably apparent in anyone’s life that authority can really make the women that get it nasty to a ridiculous extent, it also tricks them into shedding their gentle motherly nature.
>silent
That word in the Hebrew manuscripts translates to "not chatter".
2 Corinthians 12:9-10
Judges 1:19
>The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had chariots fitted with iron.
I like the Genesis line, chapter 30 something, about God losing a literal wrestling match with Jacob. God, the omniscient all powerful immortal, losing a wrestling match against some random desert hobo. This one’s also good though same supposedly all powerful immortal being losing yet another physical fight in the physical world he supposedly created and has total physical dominion over.
>Simon says tie your favorite son Isaac to a rock
>Now kill him to prove you love me
>Ah, I didn't say Simon says!
keeeeek
Just so you know what's not what that passage means or says
>I like the Genesis line, chapter 30 something, about God losing a literal wrestling match with Jacob. Jacob wrestled with an angel and mistook it for God. He also lost and had a limp for the rest of his life afterwards.
Mistaking angels for God is a common theme in the Bible.
Anything about Samson
Judges 14:6 At that moment the Spirit of the LORD came powerfully upon him, and he ripped the lion’s jaws apart with his bare hands.