>head to gym locker room
>this guy is in there taking a post-pump selfie
>he looks you up and down and scoffs at you
>”fatty!”
how would you proceed?
gym bully encounter
>head to gym locker room
>this guy is in there taking a post-pump selfie
>he looks you up and down and scoffs at you
>”fatty!”
how would you proceed?
Who is shouting fatty, me or him?
rape
>70kg manlet
hush now little fella, its time to sleep. snap his neck instantly
>70kg
if that
Rape him with my Pringles can sized wiener
So he was calling your wiener fatty?
Sounds like an invitation to me
someone would stop you before that happened.
They can't stop me if I'm raping them too
I wonder if he has a cute pp
I got a 1 week ban from my gym and i apologised to my victim for bullying.
>be in gym
>first in the gym gets to connect to Bluetooth and play their own music
>gym fills up
>new kid in the gym doing squats
>he fails and has to ditch the weight onto the safetys
>absolute fricking racket
>mytimeisnow.jpeg
>hit a widget on my phone screen that plays the wah wah wah waaaaahh sad trombone sound over the speakers.
>everybody starts laughing
>kid runs out
>kid complains to the owner.
I know the owner as its a small gym but he had to do something because bad reviews can be pretty shit for local businesses. I told him I'll apologise to the kid and he said he will have to ban me to for a week. The kid still goes the gym and he laughs back at it now. Says he was just really nervous about going the gym and then that happened on his first day.
If this is true you actually sound like a fricking homosexual.
This reads like an episode of that terrible christian tv show, 7th heaven
Haha how silly
"that's why im here my man"
owned!!!
imitate the chirp of a smoke detector and sneak up on him from behind and start buck breaking
>start buck breaking
>start
you don't think that buck has been breached by BWC before?
He's not gay, if that's what you are insinuating.
They look like siblings to me
buck breaking isn't gay
im 130lbs tho
and he's 180. he'd kick your ass
he's obviously blind if he called me a fatty, which means I could knock him out and he wouldnt even see it coming
LMFAO manlets literally btfo by a flamer manlets will never be real men
>nice perm gay
if he answers back as him if he grew that moustache so he could identify himself to the other pedos
follow him into the showers
>haha yeah I guess I put on a few haven’t I hehe…
Part 1
So this guy comes into the gym with his girlfriend all the time, they're probably both around 20 years old, and he's a little overweight but his gf is in great shape. Like a 5/10 in the face but has a really good body. Always wearing tight shorts that show her petite ass and the guy always wears oversized graphic t-shirts with shorts that don't match - just looks like a total goofball. It's obvious that she got into fitness and wants him to get into fitness as well, for example she will do squats with great form, like 95lbs and he will go after her and she's instructing him and shit and he's also doing the same weight but half repping and just looks like a goof ball. looks miserable all the time like he doesn't want to be there.
So anyways a few days ago she's at the water fountain by herself and I walk up next to her, take a sip and ask if she's a personal trainer (knowing full well she's not) and of course she just explains that she's there with her boyfriend trying to get him into fitness yada yada and I'm all acting "aww that's so cool!" and and how good of a hobby it is blah blah but I introduce myself and get her name - seed planted.
Part 2
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So the next day I come in at the same time and I'm doing back and I see them walk in and get setup at a rack and start warming up on bench. So my ass immediately stops doing back and I get on the incline bench next to them and load up 225 and hit it for a quick 6. She loads up 65lbs, reps out whatever and then he gets under the bar and just looks all goofy frickin unbalanced as frick and barely gets 10 reps. I get up, walk over, "Hey what's up man, good reps, don't mean to cut in but try to pinch your shoulders blades together and on the way down pretend your chest is like a rubber band and explode on the way up, do another couple of reps and I'll try that out" and he fricking does LMAO gets out another 3 and on the 3rd I'm literally frickin yelling CMON YOU GOT IT ALL YOU ALL YOU EXPLODE!! and he barely gets the bar up and I give his frickin GIRLFRIEND a high five LMAO, she's just as excited as me hahaha
So for the next 3 days I do this exact same shit. Walking over, saying hey like we're friends, not even looking at the dude just straight up chit chatting with his girl and giving that little cuck pointers, making him do reps and "checking his form" just emasculating him in front of his gf. And anyways today she comes in by herself, no boyfriend... I eventually run into her and say hey and ask where her bf is. "Ohhh he didn't feel like coming today" LMAOOOO. "Oh that's too bad, well just holler if you need a spot" and she just smiles and says "sure, you too" HAHAHAHAHA
Bros I'm going to frick this guys girlfriend, 100%. Anyways share your stories. This one was just too good not to share. Pic related is me for context
>tl:dr i'm a prick
You better frick her. Otherwise you spent multiple days fricking up your routine to be these losers personal trainer for free.
this dude is probably having a rough time in the gym as it is without your fricking entitled ass trying to swipe his gf. get a fricking life dude, fricking piece of shit
I wish I had ur autism. People like u make this world so much less boring
at least one year old pasta. do better sisters.
greentext it next time you newbie
do you really think you are gonna frick because you gave a newbie pointers in the gym and talked to his girl?
you realize women will talk to anyone in the right setting? any setting is a social setting for a woman
t. works in a female dominated workspace
>any setting is a social setting for a woman
Chad mindset, honestly. That's how you gain friends and get girls. Wish I were like that.
what is this guy's @?
why, are you trying to frick
nah but i find him attractive and wanna use him as an art reference
sounds gay
so you dont got his insta?
his name is larri
wtf its this gay ass lightskin homie?
i didnt even recognize this twink wtf
your mistake, it was clearly him
I would commit millenial-on-zoomer violence and probably murder
Top him until my dick is raw and he's ejaculated at least 3 times hands free and is crying tears of ecstasy
Gay
Tell him it's not nice and those words can be mean and make people feel bad.
Then introduce myself and get to know him. Maybe he's going through shit and I can help.
"Yeah brudda im 200 solid ass pounds now"
Broccoli headed homosexual
broccoli heads PULL b***hes
You homosexuals play to many games in gym
>be in gym
>on the triceps machine
>skinny social homosexual approaches with his GF
>he's doing his reps on the the 2nd triceps machine with 20 kilos
>intentionally waiting until hes finishing his reps
>look at them very seriously
>doing my reps with 120 kilos
>scream in pain
>after finishing looking at them again, they look ashamed to the floor
Will doing this to any bully who thinks he has support by his GF.
You do not do 120 kg tricep pulldowns. You probably turn it into some kind of egolift lat pulldown or something
1 shot KO him.
do you not see his biceps
drop the phaggit with a left hook
Snap him in half like a twig or go full homosexual and wienermogg him by fully undressing and having my massive shlong flapping one inch from his face before walking into whatever shower booth is available.
you're trying to get him to suck you in the shower?
btw if you're standing around fully nude in a packed locker room ur gay, simple as.
No, it would just be funny to brazenly wienermogg an uppity Black person. I wouldn't do that IRL because I'd be flashing the entire locker room along with the Black person, it's just a funny scenario to imagine.
what makes you so certain he wouldn't be bigger than you
That'd be like a 0.001% probability according to calcSD.
His girlfriend mogs yours.
I had never seen him in motion before. What's wrong with his face?
All his b***hes are fine as frick.
Yaint lying. My gf fat
why's that
I am 6'7 and 300 pounds at 10% body fat. Roided to the gills. Imam looking viking motherfricker. I wrestle (no homo) and do muay Thai (7 years going).
I am sure we could be friends.
Post physique or larp
"Yeah, shit bruh, I lost frickin, like 60lbs now, I aint gonna be a lardass forever.
Too much of that working shit jobs, ya know?"
Complaining about work and talking about gains kills most bullshit
laugh at his insecurity and move on with my life
typical fatty
Fat people can't win. Even when we are doing the right thing and worked out we are demonized. Frick this guy.
"shut the frick up Black person"
You lose your gym membership because of using hate speech.
If someone bullied me that way it would make my boring life less boring
Did you buck break him?
how does one do that? i am not an experienced breaker
No. I couldn't put up with the shitty hair and mustache.
It would have to be a regular breaking.
what is that?
Idk, probably laugh? It might mean something if it wasn't coming from Prince.
I'd rape him
This scenario sounds like the set up for some High School Musical or West Side Story type duel where two shirtless pretty boy twinks break out in song against each other
>”fatty!”
Welp, eating always solved my problems, so I eat him and blame society.
hey man at least you go to the gym
I'm 6' 2" and weigh 180. I laugh.